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General Discussion / Re: Bannerlord or bust?
« on: April 10, 2020, 12:33:40 pm »
Siege servers can't handle all those players. Combat is not only clunky like in other copycat games but also very very unresponsive. Class system in MP wasn't something anyone ever asked for, it is bullshit and terribly balanced amongst factions. Can the game improve, will the game improve? I think yes, since that's what companies do, they hide behind EA to cover for their shitty launch. But 8 fucking years of work and we get this shit splinter as the end result? I dunno how much it will change from this.

And SP doesn't really have a feature that you couldn't have in Warband with mods. It crashes and gets constantly patched, so kinda impossible to keep up with bugfixes and improvements and have a nice save going on at the same time.

And yet, the game has %88 Steam rating. Bloody casuals.

General Discussion / Re: ARE YOU GUYZ ALIVE!!
« on: November 02, 2019, 12:31:57 am »

Türkçe Forum / Re: dodosa çok üstün bir insandır
« on: August 01, 2019, 08:04:56 pm »
fich dich

General Discussion / Re: What retard is still bidding on Titles???
« on: July 21, 2019, 07:59:30 pm »
I'll allow the spam cus they are all good points


General Discussion / Re: MB-Champions
« on: July 12, 2019, 05:08:57 pm »
My first impression is that it's basically Mercenaries with emotes and different maps

General Discussion / Re: MB-Champions
« on: June 28, 2019, 08:58:54 pm »
looks like it's smth worth to check out

General Off Topic / Re: Bieber vs. Cruise Megafight
« on: June 11, 2019, 02:05:57 am »
idk my dad is nearly that age and he'd kick my ass night and day

i'd bet on tom cruise

General Off Topic / Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
« on: June 07, 2019, 08:30:16 pm »
Just imagine it. Your great great balkan grandmother, spread out on the barn of a forsaken shitty slavic balkan town. An Ottoman officer arrives to inspect the town-- when he decides that while he's there, he wants to enjoy some fine slavic peasant whores. His hands on his waist, he orders your ancestor to spread her ugly outie slavic cunt wide. Your great great grandmother complies and finally realizes that somehow... she is eager. She's scared yes... because she can hear her cuck husband crying back in the house (he obviously is a coward since he's a slav). But although she is scared, she also has this weird sensation of excitement foaming up within her soul. It's as if she is ashamed but eager, wanting of the strange new sensation that's about to enter her very being. The Ottoman Turkish officer, obviously a purposeful Turkic leader of men-- from Ankara, unclasps his belt, and drops his breeches. There it is. We see sight of it. A massive, glorious, staggering 9 inch girth circumcised penis, pulsing with energy. Your great grandmother gasps, she bites her lip, she closes her eyes, and just like that as the penis touches her labie, an electric shock makes her delve into a land of pleasure and feelings she has never felt with a puny balkan man. Inch by inch, millimeter by millimeter, the Turkish masterrace fits inside you great great grandmother. It has only been 20 seconds, but your ancestor is already shuddering with a boiling orgasm roiling up like a thunderous explosion within her loins. Its a forest blaze of ecstasy. And at this moment she begins crying. She cries due to one reason... Why didn't she get taken by this Turk earlier? She is now disgusted with herself by ever being coupled with the puny Bulgarian man at all. She begins chanting, like some occult freak, in Bulgarian. She chants with every short breath to the Turkish officer.

"Come. Come. Come. Come."

and thats how balkanshit's race came to be...

General Off Topic / Re: Game of Thrones - Season 8 - 4/14/2019
« on: May 20, 2019, 12:44:29 pm »
wow. The leaks were precisely true. I at least expected some cool Targaryen shit to happen, wtf was that

General Discussion / Re: I'm fucking sick of this
« on: May 17, 2019, 03:42:12 pm »
buddy i have been sitting at 1630 for years now

General Discussion / Re: What's happened to HESKEYTIME accout?
« on: May 15, 2019, 04:48:04 pm »
molly left

General Off Topic / Re: Game of Thrones - Season 8 - 4/14/2019
« on: May 15, 2019, 02:47:39 am »
If youre going to name your kids after fantasy characters at least have some decency and choose something out of Lord of the rings, preferably out of the silmarillion

I myself am the proud owner of one of those names, Arda  :wink:

General Off Topic / Re: Game of Thrones - Season 8 - 4/14/2019
« on: May 13, 2019, 05:12:04 pm »
Sandor Clegane kills 4 knights in 2 seconds then glances off the mountain's armor, heh. Visually cool episode, but apparently everyone's character and strength changes as the plot demands it, Jaime does a 180, Daenerys does a 180, Arya becomes her earlier self suddenly out of nowhere and shit.

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