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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Lemon on August 03, 2018, 07:14:59 pm

Title: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Lemon on August 03, 2018, 07:14:59 pm
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NEW EMIRIN SEIZED BY THE LEMON COMPANY

The Lemon Company is a mercenary group, accepting unbiased contracts to provide services for the factions of NA. Looking to stir up conflict and bring excitement to the NA scene, the Lemon Company will not strike ANY alliances. While other factions rally to cries of God and Country, the Lemon Company cares only for Coin and Carnage. We are neutral until hired. Once hired we will fulfill our contract or die trying. The target of one contract may be the buyer of the next, no grudges are to be held.

Clients will remain anonymous upon request.

Examples of services provided:

Attacking enemy army/fief: Self explanatory, hire a Lemon Company Army to lead an assault on a target of your choice.

Interception/Reinforcement: Sieging a city? Don't have the members or armies equipped to intercept reinforcements? Being sieged? Don't have the members or armies equipped to reinforce? Hire us for either.

Trade Missions: Being blockaded by enemy troops? Being slowly starved of silver and gear? Afraid to fly your banner through enemy territory? Pay us! We'll deliver goods directly to you, for a cut of the silver of course!

Scouting/Intel: Want to attack an enemy faction but have no bearing on their troops or army movements? Afraid of your traders being raped and pillaged in a nearby forest? Hire us to sniff it out for ya!

Trade Blockades: Tired of enemy traders barely escaping your grasp? Want loot but you're too lazy to chase down enemies yourself? We'll do it for ya!

Merc Support: Trying to fight a faction bigger than you? Carebears roster stacking again? Need ranged bundle of stickss to tilt a battle in your favor? Contact us for the classes needed!

and whatever else you can think up! If you can pay us for it, we can do it! (or die trying)

Contracts may be PMed to me on the forum, on c-rpg.net, or on the discord (DStrait#7619)
All contracts are to be submitted in this format.
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Upon the completion of a contract we will wait a short time for offers to come in, taking the most lucrative offer every time. WE WILL NOT BE BIASED OR HOLD GRUDGES. I PROMISE. HIGHEST BIDDER, EVERY TIME.



Thank you for your time! Looking forward to your silver  :twisted:
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Lemon on August 03, 2018, 07:16:35 pm
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Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Nickleback on August 03, 2018, 07:18:49 pm
Sounds good let's do this,it is like we are gonna be hitman of strat.Btw i am hitman of james first then our clan.BTW for those who don't know i am in this clan ,if you have any issues with lemons u will find me next.
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 03, 2018, 07:33:48 pm
Tristan, Plate Goons

Attack a Fief

Target: New Emirin

ASAP

15 cRPG gold or 20 cRPG silver

Anonymous Y
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Taser on August 03, 2018, 07:36:33 pm
Taser, Tasa Clan

Attack a fief

Target: Nova Khudan

8/11/18

16 cRPG gold, or 21 cRPG silver

Anonymous N
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Bryggan on August 03, 2018, 07:36:40 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on August 03, 2018, 07:18:49 pm
Btw i am hitman of james first then our clan.

Quote from: Lemon on August 03, 2018, 07:14:59 pm

Upon the completion of a contract we will wait a short time for offers to come in, taking the most lucrative offer every time. WE WILL NOT BE BIASED OR HOLD GRUDGES. I PROMISE. HIGHEST BIDDER, EVERY TIME.


Better have a talk with your boyz
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Lemon on August 03, 2018, 07:38:05 pm
Yuhmaz is independent contractor

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aka im terrified of the foreign fuck
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: njames89 on August 03, 2018, 07:38:20 pm
James, Acre

Post in this thread with this same format

Target: This thread

8/11/18

17 cRPG gold, or 22 cRPG silver

Anonymous N
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Asheram on August 03, 2018, 07:38:37 pm
Quote from: Lemon on August 03, 2018, 07:14:59 pm
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I was looking for that OKaM trailer that this reminded me of your story
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and found
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I dont know how I missed this trailer.  :?:


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Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Lemon on August 03, 2018, 07:39:48 pm
im immediately beginning to regret this thread
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Bryggan on August 03, 2018, 07:40:54 pm
Your Name, Your Faction:  Bryggan, 13 Knights

Service requested: Have Yumaz protect an army; do the commander's bidding

Target (if necessary): James of Acre

Timeframe for completion: 2 months

Payment Offered: 5 LPs

Anonymous Y/N Nope
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: njames89 on August 03, 2018, 07:46:07 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on August 03, 2018, 07:40:54 pm
Target (if necessary): James of Acre
Payment Offered: 5 LPs

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Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Reinhardt on August 03, 2018, 07:55:42 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on August 03, 2018, 07:40:54 pm
Your Name, Your Faction:  Bryggan, 13 Knights

Service requested: Have Yumaz protect an army; do the commander's bidding

Target (if necessary): James of Acre

Timeframe for completion: 2 months

Payment Offered: 5 LPs

Anonymous Y/N Nope

You'll have to have him siege the city of Narra to get butterboy out of that fief.
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Nickleback on August 03, 2018, 08:08:01 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on August 03, 2018, 07:40:54 pm
Your Name, Your Faction:  Bryggan, 13 Knights

Service requested: Have Yumaz protect an army; do the commander's bidding

Target (if necessary): James of Acre

Timeframe for completion: 2 months

Payment Offered: 5 LPs

Anonymous Y/N Nope

BRYGGAN FOUND OUR LOOPHOLE!!!
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: blizz on August 03, 2018, 08:11:36 pm
Quote from: Reinhardt on August 03, 2018, 07:55:42 pm
You'll have to have him siege the city of Narra to get butterboy out of that fief.

Your Name:  blizz

Service requested: siege narra

Target (if necessary): new narra

Timeframe for completion: yes

Payment Offered: 12 crpg silver

Anonymous Y
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Lemon on August 04, 2018, 03:31:23 am
Sidenote: If anyone is planning to attack me for the fuck of it feel free to PM me first and we can organize for some good exp ! No hard feelings for wiping me :(
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Bryggan on August 04, 2018, 05:50:53 am
Are you wanting to get paid in gold or silver?  Silver is kinda tough because people are using it to equip their own armies, unless they are already super rich, which is generally the bigger factions who don't really need a merc.

I'd advise selling yourself for gold.  Then the guys who need you can compete.  And if you're just doing this just for fun you can use the gold for merc recruitment.  We found bidding to work great.

Quote from: Jack1 on August 07, 2014, 04:02:25 am

As stated in the 13k diplomacy thread we are now going to be a merc faction. We will be selling ourselves as both strategus mercenaries and selling our armies to attack your enemies.

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Currently on the table:

Mercenary army for sale.

size:1500 at time of attack/assault
value: approx. 1,800,000 silver
we will lead the army to attack anybody on the map chosen by a public or anonymous bidder.

auction: http://c-rpg.net/?page=marketplaceauction&id=8131
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Completed and current contracts

Mercenary contract-Keshian
Correction- it was Keskimit who won the contract, not Keshian
(Wow, that was 4 years ago!)

Quote from: Lemon on August 04, 2018, 03:31:23 am
Sidenote: If anyone is planning to attack me for the fuck of it feel free to PM me first and we can organize for some good exp ! No hard feelings for wiping me :(
Quote from: Lemon on August 04, 2018, 03:31:23 am
Sidenote: If anyone is planning to attack me for the fuck of it feel free to PM me first and we can organize for some good exp ! No hard feelings for wiping me :(

This is a risk of being a mercenary.  While being a merc was a lot of fun and had some really good battles, we had to put a hold on it when poor Albus was attacked.  And then we got caught up in a world war  :cry:

Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: njames89 on August 04, 2018, 06:53:51 am
I vaguely remember that contract. Seems like a lifetime ago now  :shock:
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Lemon on August 04, 2018, 07:24:07 pm
Depends on the contract Bryggan. I figured it'd mostly be c-rpg gold and I'd use it for merc support (in fact I saved up / clan banked 1mil crpg gold for this in advance ) but depending on the order/faction I might want silver. Some people have MILLIONS lying around unused, so they may want to put a use to it.
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Thryn on August 04, 2018, 10:54:48 pm
Quote from: Lemon on August 04, 2018, 03:31:23 am
Sidenote: If anyone is planning to attack me for the fuck of it feel free to PM me first and we can organize for some good exp ! No hard feelings for wiping me :(

fuck
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Lemon on August 05, 2018, 02:26:43 am
Quote from: Thryn on August 04, 2018, 10:54:48 pm
fuck

You'll be saying this again after tomorrow night

Sign up boys! Defend The Lemon Company!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=695
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Lemon on August 06, 2018, 03:52:19 am
We've had a major setback with the loss of our fief and 800 of our bravest soldiers. But fear not, for we have fought valiantly to the death and stories shall be told of our bravery across the land. We will rally to rise again!

The Lemon Company retreats into the countryside to gather her forces once again. This will not be the last you hear of us.
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Kadeth on August 06, 2018, 04:31:47 am
Quote from: Lemon on August 06, 2018, 03:52:19 am
bravery

i'd like to propose an alliance
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: kasMVC on August 08, 2018, 04:09:52 pm


Whores have ravaged the lemon trees of emerin. The biggest whore thryn fit 12 lemons in his asshole while OJ stood underneath him drinking the juice crushed by THRYNS sturdy anal muscles.

"Oh master thryn"  cradoco stammered "Does not the juices of the beautiful lemon burn your insides?

"NAY" groaned thryn "it tingles my bunghole"
Title: Re: Coin & Carnage
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on August 09, 2018, 07:03:30 pm
I only clicked on this thread because i thought it was about the Jane Eyre book "Of Coin and Coinage"