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Title: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 03, 2016, 11:39:09 pm
After a few battles and lies of the Dwarfs, we take the sword .

There are three armies ready , each with an order to fight like animals.

The first army Heskey will be stopped by Grypht .

The second army , under the command Chumley , will be deployed at a 1k armed army that tries to surprise us through the woods

3rd army under my command , going to a small army of 600 men strong.

You have seen what kind of gear and weapons we have at the 4 battles , so we're going to humiliate them further.

They think that I want peace, well they deserve fuck you.
First oure village's back, then maybe then, we can talk about peace.

We are ready.

The dwarves have no respect for us , not even when they had so many losses.
The invasion they have organized , has beaten back every time, by us
The Dwarves had no respect for us when they invaded with poor and outdated equipment, and called us irrelevant.

 
They attacked us when we were helping our friends with cleaning up the last pockets of Gobblin resistance.
They abused our trust and be kept on saying that the NA community in war like Strat , although there is evidence that they actually were planning to attack us earlier


The Dwarves were debating whether to attack GOBBLINs or your new faction next (or both at the same time), because we thought James was in charge. But I didn't know Chumley's position in Tahlberl so I PM'd him to ask what his intentions were, and he gave me an awesome RP-filled reply and that he'd be staying with Acre. His PM was so good I decided he was awesome and that I didn't want to attack his fief, since we would have to attack his fief if we attacked your faction I immediately decided that attacking you would suck. Also was pleased to see today that you have taken the lead of the faction. I will try t convince the Dwarves that you are in charge and that therefore Acre does not deserve to die.

Against GOBBLINS, I don't want this to be a gank-fest, i'll liase with you guys but we have very clear goals against the GOBBLINS. We want them out of the north and we want key strategic fiefs out of their control. If it looks too 1-sided against the GOBBLINS we may halt our advance and only take those fiefs that we need, then consider our next action. Tho I doubt this'll be an issue since GOBBLINS are so powerful.

You have seen what Gear we can offer, and what Gear those Dwarves can offer.

I rest my case.


Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Bronto on April 04, 2016, 12:18:04 am
You like polearms? WE HAVE LONG BARDICHES! You say but Bronto I'm a 1hander, I SAY HAVE AN AXE! but your armor is so inferior! Nah dawg this shit is PLUS 3! what are you some kind of plate crutching pussy? But I like to shoot stuff! Our next armies have ARBS AND RUS BOWS AND BODKINS! SHOOT AWAY!

Bruttus, seriously guy. Switch's army was a joke army that Heskey and I put together, AS A JOKE. They have jokes where you're from? Do you laugh? ARE YOU A ROBOT? You've humiliated us so badly that we just keep sending armies out of shame. Who thinks you want peace you illiterate fuckhead. Have you not read and retained anything that has been posted. The only person who keeps bringing up peace and us lying to you, is you! Help your friends cleaning up Gobblin pockets < BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! We were at war with the Gobblins from the get go. You only went to war with them after JOINING THEM and being shamed out of their faction (LOL). I actually kind of felt bad, that 1, you turned your back on every small clan in NA to join a giant megafaction and the fact you took lands from Depostate and left them high and dry (Oh the treachery) and 2, you got shamed out of the same faction you turned your back on your friends to join. Gobblins totally would have pushed the poop in of Depostate. If I was them, I'd be fighting you but Taser said he's bored. That's what happens when you only attack AI fiefs and trade. Shit gets dull. No forum drama, no actual enemies makes strat a boring game. 

I haven't said anything to any of your posts because they are just so fucking cringeworthy I can't take it anymore. I will remain silent no longer. At least google translate your posts so they make slightly more sense. Mine and My are used differently. My village good, mine village bad. The pluralization of Dwarf is Dwarves. Use gifs not entire youtube videos. FUCK.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 04, 2016, 12:22:55 am
Bruttus, seriously guy. Switch's army was a joke army that Heskey and I put together, AS A JOKE. They have jokes where you're from?

Nah man, all they've got is blown up airports.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 04, 2016, 12:34:52 am
Nah man, all they've got is blown up airports.

Uhhh too early, Switch!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 04, 2016, 12:36:03 am
Uhhh too early, Switch!

It is never too early
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 04, 2016, 12:38:07 am
They think that I want peace, well they deserve fuck you.
First oure village's back, then maybe then, we can talk about peace.
We don't want peace and we never thought you wanted it either....

The dwarves have no respect for us , not even when they had so many losses.
We have respect for some of your members, you are certainly not one of them after showing off how you retarded you are these last few days.

Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 04, 2016, 12:42:36 am
You like polearms? WE HAVE LONG BARDICHES! You say but Bronto I'm a 1hander, I SAY HAVE AN AXE! but your armor is so inferior! Nah dawg this shit is PLUS 3! what are you some kind of plate crutching pussy? But I like to shoot stuff! Our next armies have ARBS AND RUS BOWS AND BODKINS! SHOOT AWAY!

Bruttus, seriously guy. Switch's army was a joke army that Heskey and I put together, AS A JOKE. They have jokes where you're from? Do you laugh? ARE YOU A ROBOT? You've humiliated us so badly that we just keep sending armies out of shame. Who thinks you want peace you illiterate fuckhead. Have you not read and retained anything that has been posted. The only person who keeps bringing up peace and us lying to you, is you! Help your friends cleaning up Gobblin pockets < BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! We were at war with the Gobblins from the get go. You only went to war with them after JOINING THEM and being shamed out of their faction (LOL). I actually kind of felt bad, that 1, you turned your back on every small clan in NA to join a giant megafaction and the fact you took lands from Depostate and left them high and dry (Oh the treachery) and 2, you got shamed out of the same faction you turned your back on your friends to join. Gobblins totally would have pushed the poop in of Depostate. If I was them, I'd be fighting you but Taser said he's bored. That's what happens when you only attack AI fiefs and trade. Shit gets dull. No forum drama, no actual enemies makes strat a boring game. 

I haven't said anything to any of your posts because they are just so fucking cringeworthy I can't take it anymore. I will remain silent no longer. At least google translate your posts so they make slightly more sense. Mine and My are used differently. My village good, mine village bad. The pluralization of Dwarf is Dwarves. Use gifs not entire youtube videos. FUCK.

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Just troll away
you are right now so pissed
now you understand why I kept calm today.

If you had anny respect for us, you came wih better gear, and came better prepared, you where not.
We have a merc advantage, yes, because I explained what happend, and many people find that what you did to us, was a dick move.
You wanted war, we not.
Ofcourse we want war in strat. but you did a dick move and attack us whille we where busy.
You involved another faction to attack us, and you declared not war on the Holy Crusade, but on Acre.
you wanted to clear off from the map, and now you are talking again, dickhead about what happend, talk to James or Taser, I follow the orders from the clanleader, and after the failed attempt to joining the Gobblins, I took mathers in mine own hands, but aperntly, thats something what you with your tiny brains, can not understand.
Actually you haven't talked with 1 of those 2.
You are so simpleminded that you condenm the actions from 1 person, the entire clan for it.

Now you are pissed of, for what, you wanted war, what you thought, Bruttus don't do annything, we take theyre lands, and we go attack another fief from Acre, not the Holy Crusade, but Acre, thats simpleminded are you.
Still you consider James as Factionleader, that the only thing you drives.

So stop the crap and tell the fucking truth.
Another thing, stop trolling mine merc. forum.


Another thing, you want war, Chumley showed up, and your 1k army used speedmars, to avoid this battle.
You are just cowards that use a lame excuse.
No mather what lettertype you use, you disrespect us, told us that we where a lesser treath then the Yoshi's
Evidence numero 2

Hi Bruttus,

Sorry, James didnt tell you? He declared war on The Dwarven Miner's Guild.

I was pretty surprised too because i was under the impression that you and Chumley were running the faction and not James. It's a real shame cos i like both you and Chumley, but if James is happy to provoke the Miners Guild then war cannot be avoided. We Dwarves are a proud and stubborn people.

The intention is to take all Acre fiefs that sit near us in the north-east of the map. We'd rather not share our border with James any longer. Eventually we also plan to go and stomp the Yoshis that took Ulburban from us, but that's a long-term goal and we can wait to do that. It's hard to express our other intentions in more detail than this as events on the map change so often, so our actions beyond these points will really depend on so many factors.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 04, 2016, 12:43:38 am
You know that non of your quotes from Heskey point to the original comment, but to his profile?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Bronto on April 04, 2016, 12:51:42 am
You want the truth....

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Who thought what we did was dickheadish, save members of your own clan or whatever you are? I think Heskey said Acre as a blanket term ya know since King James is it's leader and in your strat faction. Does the majority of members of your strat faction have Acre tags in their names? If yes please read previous sentence.

It's matters not mathers, pissed off not of, you were so close with condemn... I give up. There's just too many for my "tiny brain" to correct.

Glad you kept calm today and thrilled you think I'm pissed of.
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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Chumley on April 04, 2016, 01:04:35 am
Urist Dongfist who i think is Cajun says Dwarven roster prime time is 7pm CST.  I find that funny because the dwarves seem to attack 3 hours earlier than that even for fiefs.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Malaclypse on April 04, 2016, 01:25:11 am
Yeah it's totally Cajun. What I actually said was that the prime time for getting a good merc pool for our faction would be 7 PM CST, as that would get both East, Central, and West players pretty good times NA. 5-6 CST is pretty okay, but it still leaves out the west coasters and 2nd shifters like me. I don't have much control over when anyone else in the faction declares their battles, though, all I can do is suggest they aim for a strong NA merc pool which is most likely to be present between 7-10cst IMO, even though for me that generally means I won't be there if it's not a weekend or Friday womp womp.

As promised I reinforced Ibiran with as many men as I could and some pretty phat ass weaponry and standard armor (most 32 to 40 body, some heavier, some lighter, but gloves, boots, body, and helmets for all). Should be enough xbows and bows, not a great deal of throwing but managed to find a few +0 Darts somewhere during my travels, lots of dank polearms (+3 Battle Forks, Long Spears, Long Hafted Spiked Maces, Hafted Blades, Pikes.. I kept the +1 Tridents for me haha), some decent 2hands (Heavy Bastard Swords, +3 Shortened Military Scythes, Bardiches and Axes; I missed out on Gmno's katana's by like a day or so though) and some high cut 1hands (Military Cleavers, Axes) as well as a bit of cavalry (destriers, rounceys) and lances.

So there should be something for everyone, from horse archer to hoplite to two-hand hero to Xbows! Hope that everyone who can make it has some fun defending (or attacking) Nova Ibiran (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1037)- which some may know once, long ago, belonged to the House of Winks (they say you can still hear Lemmywinks pounding the keys, ranting away, if you listen closely in the town center at night...)- and that if we just get totally beat on by a superior merc pool that The Holy Crusade puts that gear to good use themselves! DEUS VULT!

Edit: fucking typos.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 04, 2016, 01:29:10 am
Woooooh! Gonna be some good battles tomorrow!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Rhalzo on April 04, 2016, 02:05:13 am
Yeah it's totally Cajun. What I actually said was that the prime time for getting a good merc pool for our faction would be 7 PM CST, as that would get both East, Central, and West players pretty good times NA. 5-6 CST is pretty okay, but it still leaves out the west coasters and 2nd shifters like me. I don't have much control over when anyone else in the faction declares their battles, though, all I can do is suggest they aim for a strong NA merc pool which is most likely to be present between 7-10cst IMO, even though for me that generally means I won't be there if it's not a weekend or Friday womp womp.

As promised I reinforced Ibiran with as many men as I could and some pretty phat ass weaponry and standard armor (most 32 to 40 body, some heavier, some lighter, but gloves, boots, body, and helmets for all). Should be enough xbows and bows, not a great deal of throwing but managed to find a few +0 Darts somewhere during my travels, lots of dank polearms (+3 Battle Forks, Long Spears, Long Hafted Spiked Maces, Hafted Blades, Pikes.. I kept the +1 Tridents for me haha), some decent 2hands (Heavy Bastard Swords, +3 Shortened Military Scythes, Bardiches and Axes; I missed out on Gmno's katana's by like a day or so though) and some high cut 1hands (Military Cleavers, Axes) as well as a bit of cav gear (some of which is on reservation should a certain bad player make it).

So there should be something for everyone, from horse archer to hoplite to two-hand hero to Xbows! Hope that everyone who can make it has some fun defending Ibiran- which some may know once, long ago, belonged to the House of Winks (they say you can still hear Lemmywinks pounding the keys, ranting away, if you listen closely in the town center at night...)- and that if we just get totally beat on by a superior merc pool that The Holy Crusade puts that gear to good use themselves! DEUS VULT!

Edit: fucking typos.

You're welcome.

From the sounds of that gear list, I'm going to be sad to be missing out on these battles as I'm also a second shift worker. Everyone that shows up for both sides are going to do a great job, I just know it!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Malaclypse on April 04, 2016, 04:19:42 am
oops. Thanks dad!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Built on April 04, 2016, 05:06:14 am
Nah man, all they've got is blown up airports.

Miss Morgan coming in with the Supa hawt faya

Besides, we all know it was the jews who did it.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Westwood on April 04, 2016, 06:16:26 am
The dwarves have no respect for us , not even when they had so many losses.
The invasion they have organized , has beaten back every time, by us
The Dwarves had no respect for us when they invaded with poor and outdated equipment, and called us irrelevant.
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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 04, 2016, 12:52:50 pm
hey as always im here 2 stick my dick where it has no business going

the very best time for a single large battle for NA is around 10:15-10:45 EST. it allows eastcoast 2nd shift folks to make the battle a wee bit late, the 9-5 workers of the eastcoast to stick around for it and hit bed right afterwards, the only folks in NA really left out are westcoast 2nd shift workers, but honestly, there just ain't a time for them that works for everyone else. I mean christ, they aren't really home until like 2:15 AM EST.



Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 04, 2016, 06:20:15 pm
Bruttus likes to bitch and whine about being at war with us, but he also likes to state again and again that there will be no negotiations xD

If there are no negotiations there will be no end to this war. You cannot force us into peace, so eventually you'll have to talk. Or ofc you'll quit strat out of protest which is equally possible.

I'm just amazed that 2 Acre armies miss-clicked 'attack' on the map at the same time. OOPS!!!

Some days of the week are what we like to call 'weekends', and on those days we like to make battles that both NA and EU have a chance of attending.

Yet you are claiming me that that I take this serious, but atleast I have a life, and don't sit the wholle day after mine PC and check the battlepage every min of the day.

Actually, you have no respect.
You are claiming that the NA community wants a war in strat. but yet you attack us at EU primetime, and yer we are both forced to accept EU merc's, because NA is till on work or just home from work
Thats logic if you wanna have a NA battle, for that you don't need the NA community.
Second of all, what I noticed is that when I putting mine troops on the move, that suddenly all the Dwarves are crying like little bitches, telling that the attack on mine village was just to troll me.
Guess what Its still an attack, with or in the Dwarfs case without gear.

Third of all, why I believe that you not attacking the Holy Crusade but Acre, and that is what you all are thinking, is about your post that you wanted to go to war against King James and Acre
This: Death to Acre!!! The *REAL* Dwarf vs Acre thead
It's time we perform some spring cleaning and oust Acre from our corner of the map!!!
JOIN US FOR BATTLE! JOIN US FOR VICTORY! JOIN US FOR TAKING OUT THE ACRE TRASH!

The age of Acre has passed, the age of the Dwarf has begun!!!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 04, 2016, 06:25:28 pm
I don't see the difference between Acre and the Holy Crusade.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 04, 2016, 07:07:55 pm
I don't see the difference between Acre and the Holy Crusade.

Do you know how to spell?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 04, 2016, 07:45:41 pm
Do you know how to spell?

That is within my skillset, however I meant I see no difference between Acre and The Holy Crusade as factions. They're pretty much the same to me.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 04, 2016, 07:56:06 pm
That is within my skillset, however I meant I see no difference between Acre and The Holy Crusade as factions. They're pretty much the same to me.

I do belive you missed my joke. I was implying that they are the same faction and only different in name
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 04, 2016, 08:32:02 pm
I don't see the difference between Acre and the Holy Crusade.

Acre is lead by James, I lead the faction, Chumley is mine diplo and James do nothing, He actually do what I ask him to do.
All the promotions of members are done by him, All what happens to the faction, is mine responcebility.
Another thing, I received from many people compliments about how I lead the faction, so troll like you want, I know that I am doing a good Job.

Before this battle, one of the dwarves army's run away when they saw Commander Chumley.
Its pretty weird for me, because where not the Dwarves complaining that Acre is not attacking.
Where the Dwarves not asking for fieldbattles between them and Acre.
Yet when we do so, the Dwarves come on mass and start to troll this topic.

Have the Dwarves not enough lied about how epic theyre gear is, and when they show up, the epic gear they have include pickaxes?

But please do like you do right now.

Ow 1 other thing, can't find the post when some1 of the dwarves was making fun about what happend in Brussels airport.
You can troll, but even that is to far for me.
Show how mature you really are.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 04, 2016, 08:56:21 pm
Our pickaxes are the most epic in all of calradia. How dare you discredit them? I will find you on the field of battle today and smite you for this comment!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Penitent on April 04, 2016, 09:55:08 pm
Our pickaxes are the most epic in all of calradia. How dare you discredit them? I will find you on the field of battle today and smite you for this comment!

I was all for remaining out of the forum flame-war until our pickaxes were insulted just now.  The nerve!
Tools, weapons...to dwarves they are all the same.

You may pick your friends, but we pick our foes.  By the time I get to my point, you'll see I have a gold mine worth of stone-cold puns just waiting to be unearthed.  I usually don't take digs at people online -- so I suggest you don't get any boulder with your misplaced remarks...ore else!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 04, 2016, 10:17:08 pm
I don't think I have seen any diplomatic posts by Chumley but mostly you(bruttus) or James. As for you claiming James does nothing besides what you ask him to do is just purely untrue. James is the sole reason that the Dwarves declared war on you (at least that was my understanding.)

You are on the internet, I understand that some whack shit went down in Brussels but like don't look for sympathy here. You won't get any and probably end up with more hate.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 05, 2016, 02:35:41 am
I don't think I have seen any diplomatic posts by Chumley but mostly you(bruttus) or James. As for you claiming James does nothing besides what you ask him to do is just purely untrue. James is the sole reason that the Dwarves declared war on you (at least that was my understanding.)

You are on the internet, I understand that some whack shit went down in Brussels but like don't look for sympathy here. You won't get any and probably end up with more hate.

Yeah, They lookt only for a reason and they found 1, its still a lame excuse
But now its the time to get on the peace table.
This war is goiing good for me, yes we had 2 lost battles, including the one that Chumley was outmerced, so thats 1 army, next to it, there is another 1, and I see another 4th Crusader army is walking in to mine lands to reinforce us.
Now I see a shitload of dwarves walking around with almost no troops and unarmed, doing traderuns.

Mine batle was intendend to be destroyed, just to fuck up the dwarves, yet I have more then enough troops left and I am thinking to go on an invasion in to Dwarve lands.


Within 24h I wanna know the answer, if not, ow well, don't tell me that I warned you.
I give the Dwarves 1 more chance to stop this 1 sided slaughter

Just stop with making post about that you are superiour, we see also the map, or do the dwarfs rather be destroyed by a faction, where they completly hates us.
We give you now the opertunity to rebuild your army's, think about it, before you start trolling again.
Its maybe mine word against so many trollers, but its your only option left.

Bruttus
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 05, 2016, 02:40:36 am
Yeah, They lookt only for a reason and they found 1, its still a lame excuse
But now its the time to get on the peace table.
This war is goiing good for me, yes we had 2 lost battles, including the one that Chumley was outmerced, so thats 1 army, next to it, there is another 1, and I see another 4th Crusader army is walking in to mine lands to reinforce us.
Now I see a shitload of dwarves walking around with almost no troops and unarmed, doing traderuns.

Mine batle was intendend to be destroyed, just to fuck up the dwarves, yet I have more then enough troops left and I am thinking to go on an invasion in to Dwarve lands.


Within 24h I wanna know the answer, if not, ow well, don't tell me that I warned you.
I give the Dwarves 1 more chance to stop this 1 sided slaughter

Just stop with making post about that you are superiour, we see also the map, or do the dwarfs rather be destroyed by a faction, where they completly hates us.
We give you now the opertunity to rebuild your army's, think about it, before you start trolling again.
Its maybe mine word against so many trollers, but its your only option left.

Bruttus

No peace! Bring it, bitch.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: phnxhdsn on April 05, 2016, 02:43:31 am
A shitload of Dwarves? Bruttus you exaggerate everything you say to try and sound in a more favorable position because I know for a fact all you can see is me next to your castle with 1000 crates, stop lying to us and the forum because we can see through these exaggerations because they are about us?

So now you want peace do you? I still can't believe we're not getting through to you
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 05, 2016, 03:03:24 am
A shitload of Dwarves? Bruttus you exaggerate everything you say to try and sound in a more favorable position because I know for a fact all you can see is me next to your castle with 1000 crates, stop lying to us and the forum because we can see through these exaggerations because they are about us?

So now you want peace do you? I still can't believe we're not getting through to you

If you want, I can give the names with the account of troops.
Eirik: 184 troops Unarmed, leaving or going to Tahlberl
Ninja Renay 224 armed troops 700 crates
Mangudai 159 Unarmed troops, 600 Crates.
Penitent tutler: 134 troops armed

The only army that I know off is still in Iberan, hidding. and is what 700 men strong.
If I can follow the lies of the Dwarves, I thought that they had atleast 10k troops, but aperntly, I was wrong.

Or you are very sure that you going to Destroy Acre, or I really doubt that sutch a great faction shows have so mutch fait in themselfs that they are sure that they won't be attacked, just walking next to a War Zone.
You did all to destroy everything what I was trying to do, just for a pittyfull hatred against a person.
You accused me for all the shit of the world, and yet you still act like this.
But atleast now I understand why those Dwarves where trolling and bitching on me.

Its mine final offer.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 05, 2016, 03:07:40 am
Eirik is weakened from the battle of Tahlberl. No Trade Army
I took a bunch of goods from Mangudai so he would be faster. Became a Trade Army after you posted your first comment.
Mangudai. Trade Army
Turtler just fought and won a big battle, you should know that, you got rekt in that battle after all. No Trade Army

And again, we never said we wanted to destroy Acre. When will you finally understand that? It's like you're not even reading any of our responses at all, why even bother using the forum?

We accused you? Really? Really? You gotta be fucking shitting me.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 05, 2016, 03:10:11 am
Eirik is weakened from the battle of Tahlberl. No Trade Army
I took a bunch of goods from Mangudai so he would be faster. Became a Trade Army after you posted your first comment.
Mangudai. Trade Army
Turtler just fought and won a big battle, you should know that, you got rekt in that battle after all. No Trade Army

And again, we never said we wanted to destroy Acre. When will you finally understand that? It's like you're not even reading any of our responses at all, why even bother using the forum?

We accused you? Really? Really? You gotta be fucking shitting me.

Actually you got rect, I had lesser troops and we had even roster suport.
I knew what I was doing.
And for the rest, please stop whinning.


And before I forget, it was Renay, Heskey and some1 else who told me that they went straight back to your lands to get reinforcements, the only person who I saw, is Heskey.
Your out of troops, and are now trading as hell.
If you have superiour forces, like you tell to everybody, you should have destroyed us already.
You should already coming with atleast 5 army's I see none, then just some braggers that thinks that they are special.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 05, 2016, 03:13:59 am
Sure, your army with plate armor was supposed to lose against our byrnia army.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: W0LF on April 05, 2016, 03:14:50 am
All part of mine master plan!!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Saxton on April 05, 2016, 03:15:37 am
Actually you got rect, I had lesser troops and we had even roster suport.
I knew what I was doing.
And for the rest, please stop whinning.

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Brutus, seriously, do us all a favor bud.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 05, 2016, 03:17:55 am
Sure, your army with plate armor was supposed to lose against our byrnia army.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeah, you outmerced us, so what, its 1 battle
you lost way more then that.

But yeah, trolling and insulting on the forums makes you feel better.
Don't cry when your little faction is being kicked to EU, so you can start there a new faction.
Just saying.

Stripe that, we see Heskey running away with his 622 armed troops.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Saxton on April 05, 2016, 03:20:09 am
yeah, you outmerced us, so what, its 1 battle
you lost way more then that.

But yeah, trolling and insulting on the forums makes you feel better.
Don't cry when your little faction is being kicked to EU, so you can start there a new faction.
Just saying.

Stripe that, we see Heskey running away with his 622 armed troops.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: phnxhdsn on April 05, 2016, 03:20:34 am
So we got 'rect' even though the battle has almost 1:1 kd ratio between sides and ours was a mediocre force filled with brynjas and you had lightish-plate armour?

AND you just said we outmerced you?? pahaha in the  first battle the rosters were dead even mate stop EXAGGERATING FOR YOUR FAVOUR WHEN WE KNOW ITS BULLSHIT

Not to mention i remember looking at the rosters in the battle and we had about 70% guys with high ping whilst you had about 70% with good NA ping kek

I hope your beginning to realize the defenders advantage in this game Bruttus as you seem to think your so much better than us because before tonight you've had a much better roster support and have been defending, can't wait to see how this war pans out considering how seriously your taking this to us
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: W0LF on April 05, 2016, 03:21:58 am
Bruttus dont blame rosters on this one. In the start of the war you would out merc them by like 10-15 mercs
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: phnxhdsn on April 05, 2016, 03:22:42 am
somehow managed to doublepost and i don't know how to delete ignore this post
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 05, 2016, 03:48:38 am
Hey hey,

I updated Dwarf and THC KDR.

BOTH of  you went up 0.20...

Guess when it's two shitty factions fighting, both can do good, eh? (*badumtsh*).

So there, enjoy the shittalk and have fun.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Westwood on April 05, 2016, 03:56:44 am
The threads about this war are awful. Welcome back to Strat Five 2: the Search for More Milquetoast.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sparvico on April 05, 2016, 06:20:10 am
The threads about this war are awful. Welcome back to Strat Five 2: the Search for More Milquetoast.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 05, 2016, 08:17:38 am
yeah, you outmerced us, so what, its 1 battle
you lost way more then that.

But yeah, trolling and insulting on the forums makes you feel better.
Don't cry when your little faction is being kicked to EU, so you can start there a new faction.
Just saying.

Stripe that, we see Heskey running away with his 622 armed troops.

Do you even realise how pathetic you sound?

We hardly 'outnumbered' you with 2-3 more mercs.

Your gear was much better than ours.

We also decimated your first army, against we had even worse gear than in the village attack. On top comes that it was an open field battle. So even easier for you. Yet you managed to run this straight into a concrete wall. Same with the village siege.

You are an awful commander when it comes to actually commanding a battle, rather than sitting in your fiefs doing fuck all while the enemy attacks.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sparvico on April 05, 2016, 09:31:07 am
I think, and this is the really painful part, that bruttus expects you to beg him for peace now? After you won two battles? I can't really tell though, it's impossible to discern any of the true meaning behind his broken English. If only they had someone else to do diplomacy posts for him.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Malaclypse on April 05, 2016, 09:31:56 am
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I think, and this is the really painful part, that bruttus expects you to beg him for peace now? After you won two battles? I can't really tell though, it's impossible to discern any of the true meaning behind his broken English. If only they had someone else to do diplomacy posts for him.

Every time I read a non-native English speaker's post and understand its meaning I'm like:

"I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too."
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 05, 2016, 06:11:55 pm
I think that if they want peace (since Bruttus has clearly stated he will not discuss it, see above quote) they should get a member of Acre that the Dwarves respect to contact me, such as Gryph or Chumley.

This.

Still have no clue why members of Acre with common sense, such as Gryph or Chumley, follow that mad man called Bruttus. I still kind of hope that he is just roleplaying, and that he actually is not that much of an autistic retard.

How can they respect him as a leader, if he is making a such huge fool out of himself, and thus tearing down Acre's good (compared to the previous Strats) reputation like this?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: phnxhdsn on April 05, 2016, 06:47:02 pm
A short Poem for The Holy Crusade

Roses are red
Heskey is black
Protect your anus
He's about to attack

There's no escaping HESKEY time.
https://youtu.be/vmUW41m93oY
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Bronto on April 05, 2016, 07:35:31 pm
A long time ago I sent this to Heskey after realizing that we could be internet friends and it's never been more true than it is right now.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 05, 2016, 08:09:30 pm
A long time ago I sent this to Heskey after realizing that we could be internet friends and it's never been more true than it is right now.

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Nice try Bronto but it clearly says fake card at the bottom.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on April 05, 2016, 08:12:30 pm
A long time ago I sent this to Heskey after realizing that we could be internet friends and it's never been more true than it is right now.

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The fact that his weakness isn't water ruins it.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 05, 2016, 09:31:27 pm
The fact that his weakness isn't water ruins it.

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Why the Army Corps of Engineers thought it was a good idea to make a bunch of artificial lakes in Georgia, I've got no clue.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on April 05, 2016, 11:01:21 pm
Why the Army Corps of Engineers thought it was a good idea to make a bunch of artificial lakes in Georgia, I've got no clue.

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Don't think for a second they didn't know what they were doing.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 05, 2016, 11:36:23 pm
Don't think for a second they didn't know what they were doing.

But if they new what they were doing... (shockedmomentofrealizationface.gif) that means they were trying to get rid of all the skin tone challenged individuals.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Saxton on April 06, 2016, 01:46:18 am
Can we all stop posting in this thread now? Like seriously we get it!

Summary after all these pages:

BRUTUS SUCKS AT STRAT, AND IS A BIG DUM BABY

McDEATH DOWNVOTES EVERYONE, EVEN THIS POST

DMG IS GOING TO RUN OUT OF TROOPS TO FIGHT

SO IS ACRE

THAT MEANS THE WAR IS OVER, RIGHT? LETS CALL IT A TIE LADS
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 06, 2016, 01:50:01 am

McDEATH DOWNVOTES EVERYONE, EVEN THIS POST

I think you anticipated me there seeing how I've clearly not downvoted that post or most of the others in this thread.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Westwood on April 06, 2016, 02:11:30 am
Wow I actually agree with Saxton.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 06, 2016, 02:16:19 am
Far from over  :wink:
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 06, 2016, 06:54:50 am
Far from over  :wink:

With what army???
you have nothing left, and you are clearly doiing this to win this war.
Owell, please be stubborn, but for me, after tahlberll, I stop with this stuppid war before the dwarves are being whipped out of strat.

If you still think that you can win this, then you live in a fantasyworld.

For me its proof enough, when I see an army running away from the frontlines, and sinds yesterday there was no dwarf invasion, I know more then enough

And saxton, you can tell that I sucks, but you join the enemy after the battle of Tahlberll, because you disobey the orders and told us whille we where putting a defence up, that you can do whatever you wanna do, and we may not tell you what you have to do.
These kind of people we do not need, and its also 1 of the reasons why you are not welcome to passing by our lands.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 06, 2016, 08:33:18 am
With what army???
you have nothing left, and you are clearly doiing this to win this war.
Owell, please be stubborn, but for me, after tahlberll, I stop with this stuppid war before the dwarves are being whipped out of strat.

If you still think that you can win this, then you live in a fantasyworld.

For me its proof enough, when I see an army running away from the frontlines, and sinds yesterday there was no dwarf invasion, I know more then enough

Going with your logic you had nothing to fight with from day 1, since we did not see any kind of aggression from your side for ages.
And this comment just shows, how much of an awful leader you are, and how much we are actually focused on this war. Just a mere 24 hours without an attack from our side and you automatically assume that we are completely dried out on resources.

Do us all a favour, and shut the fuck up and stop pretending to be able to anticipate every fucking step we take. Cause you clearly can't.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 06, 2016, 03:49:17 pm
I don't wanna be whipped  :|
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 06, 2016, 05:43:01 pm
Bruttus, maybe the following example will make it a little more obvious for you, that you will never be able to take all of our fiefs from us:

Back when UIF and the Coalition were active on EU, Hetman (Undoubtedly one of the best commanders Strat has ever seen) lead battles against villages that were much harder to attack than Ibiran.
It always played like a field battle, nowhere near a siege.
I cannot recall a single village attack that the UIF did not win.
Yet when attacking castles, even those much easier than Jelbegi Castle, it took thousands, some castles even tens of thousands of troops to capture.


Now you are undoubtedly not so bright when it comes to commanding.
You did not even win the Ibiran attack against an opponent with inferior gear. (And do not even start about being outmerced. A difference of 3 mercs does not qualify being called 'outmercing')

Jelbegi Castle is, as Heskey already stated, an incredibly difficult castle to attack.
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So let us do some maths, I know you are pretty shit at maths, since we are the bigger faction and all, so let me take you by the hand on this one:
Let us assume you need 2 troops to kill 1 of us in a siege.
2k troops garrison = 4k troops attacking force.
Those 4k troops obviously need to be fully equipped. Sounds expensive.

Given the fact, that building a siege tower is basically impossible on that castle, you need ladders.
Those are not nearly efficient at keeping up a constant stream of attackers.

So we assume you lose 250 troops due to running out of time per battle.

You attack with 1k armies each, so 1k troops wasted right there.
So you need another 1k army to make up for that loss.
That makes a total of 5k fully geared troops.

Now those 2k troops are obviously not the only ones we have. So in case we decide to reinforce the castle, putting another 1k troops in there, you will need another 2,5k troops.

That makes about 7.5k troops. Now you might get lucky and all, so let us say you will not need one of those armies, still 6.5k fully equipped troops.

Now this requires all armies to be ready to attack right after one another. So you need at least 6 fully active members that will be able to pull this off.

Attacking with 2k armies will make you lose even more troops due to time, so I will not go through that one.
Also breaking a wall will make your troops end up in the courtyard. There they will get shot and still have to ladder up on the walls. So like shooting fish in a barrel, so will not go through those maths either.

All in all, if you talk about whiping us off the map, I envy you for having so much gold, and so many troops. While at the same time I despite you for not putting all those troops and gear you have to good use while probably wanking off to them in your fiefs.

Short note: If you do go for this, we will just intercept one or two armies to delay the siege, or we will take your fiefs in the meatime while your troops are out hitting the Jelbegi Castle walls with their swords. While this works in Age of Empires, you might have a hard time setting them on fire in cRPG.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on April 06, 2016, 06:01:15 pm
This war is so intense I can barely open the thread without my safety glasses and gloves on.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 06, 2016, 06:19:48 pm
This war is so intense I can barely open the thread without my safety glasses and gloves on.

Being actually involved is much more intense. So I gotta open this thread dressed like this

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: njames89 on April 06, 2016, 06:20:47 pm
This war is so intense

That's an interesting way to spell autistic

Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on April 06, 2016, 06:21:52 pm
You crusty steel-hearted dwarves are a buncha tough goddamn fighters. When we fought you guys I was really envious of how composed and controlled your defensive lines and team-fighting were.
Unlike previous strat seasons though I haven't heard any people getting angry, frustrated or bitchy in TS, which is so fukin great an chill. Especially when most of our team is splurgin every which way like lemmings.
We are all pretty greatful an relieved to finally get some big old fukin strat battles started again. We can only hope we all get better gear, even rosters/ticks and good maps.

On a more personal note... you guys are doin a really good job at getting under bruttus' skin by trollin, picking apart his writing skills and/or repeatedly flaunting the same old shit that's happened so far on Strat this season. Like srsly who the fuk cares about the dumb childish shit other people said or did since then.
I can see the appeal thou. As a pro instigator IRL myself, It's pretty easy, an sly to bait ppl into discrediting themselves and losing face.
Youz are acting like a naggy x-wife, running your mouths, trying to drive us mad into punching a wall and having my children taken away from me!! (Face turns beat red, starts hyperventaliting into a bag).

Please feel free to give up the pretense that ya'll dont care, most people who read this forum aren't dumb enough to not know that mayb there is some history here, perhaps a buried or hidden hurt feelings report that never got filed?
It's just a shame we can't rape your ugly ass, hairy dwarven women and children when we come to pillage your lands.
Whats a good time of night for me to sneak into your tent and force spoon your mens with my polearms?

**Switch you look liek a very bad man in that picture... Why are you so dark around the eyes, are you sleeping enough or just pure evil?
Also, thx for the Math lesson. 1luv

Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 06, 2016, 06:36:21 pm
That's an interesting way to spell autistic

So it basically feels like home for you?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: njames89 on April 06, 2016, 06:40:31 pm
Come on switch I'm sure you can do better! Try something creative or funny!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 06, 2016, 06:42:14 pm
Please feel free to give up the pretense that ya'll dont care, most people who read this forum aren't dumb enough to not know that mayb there is some history here, perhaps a buried or hidden hurt feelings report that never got filed?

Nope, we just find it hilarious to see him contradicting himself in every other post, or just being incredibly irrational or retarded.
Also the only reason we started doing this was Bruttus going full retard the other day.
We were planning on keeping this cilivised, but when he went on that autism-rampage we decided to tear him apart. And I must say, he makes it fairly easy.

**Switch you look liek a very bad man in that picture... Why are you so dark around the eyes, are you sleeping enough or just pure evil?
Also, thx for the Math lesson. 1luv


I guess my soul leaked a bit there.
Nah actually just bad lighting (Got no window in the corridor) and due to the helmet squeezing the face a bit I look extra tired.
Though I must say the late night battles the last few nights actually robbed me of quite an amount of sleep. But I regret nothing, they were a lot of fun!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 06, 2016, 06:43:44 pm
Come on switch I'm sure you can do better! Try something creative or funny!

Sorry, I haven't eaten yet. And you know, when I am hungry I turn into a diva an uncreative person.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 06, 2016, 06:43:56 pm
They should add an option to rape female populace of a fief after capturing it.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 06, 2016, 06:52:03 pm
Come on switch I'm sure you can do better! Try something creative or funny!
There it is, the usual James "this is boring/unoriginal"

Sorry, I haven't eaten yet. And you know, when I am hungry I turn into a diva an uncreative person.
You need to eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry

They should add an option to rape female populace of a fief after capturing it.

Gross
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 06, 2016, 06:53:36 pm
Gross

Oh come on, it's a game and it would be awesome for RP purposes  :lol:
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: njames89 on April 06, 2016, 07:01:53 pm
I vant to hear de lamentations of de womens

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 06, 2016, 07:02:36 pm
I vant to hear de lamentations of de womens

Exactly!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 06, 2016, 07:13:58 pm
I vant to hear de lamentations of de womens

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I already hear them shout
'Cahm ahn! Do eet! Do eet nao!!!'
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on April 06, 2016, 08:22:06 pm
They should add an option to rape female populace of a fief after capturing it.

Added to the list.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Keshian on April 07, 2016, 02:13:28 am
This is getting really dark!  :shock: :shock:

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jacaroma on April 07, 2016, 03:41:59 am
Urist Dongfist who i think is Cajun says Dwarven roster prime time is 7pm CST.  I find that funny because the dwarves seem to attack 3 hours earlier than that even for fiefs.


wtf i don't even strat
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 07, 2016, 01:38:49 pm
Actually we are winning Heskey, but you are to dumb or to stubborn to say for atleast a peace treaty.

Also, I won't post annything here annymore, talked with Grypht about it and I am getting tired to make myself angry because some Dwarves find it funny to insult me or luring bait towards me, so that the rest of the community thinks that i'm a fool.
Manny people that knows me, know me on an other level then on the forums.

The reason why I was pissed of that Switchcom attacked my village, was not that he attacked it, but that the Dwarves found it funny to send a trollarmy to capture the village.
That gives a signal towards me that the Dwarves are not taking me serious as an enemy.

The only thing that I am sure of, is that the Dwarves where hoping for a quick and cheap victory's.
Thats the reason why Heskey thought to attack Kelredan Castle, hoping that we don't get enough merc's to defend it.
So that they could brag on the forums that the Dwarves destroyed Acre.

Also what many don't know, is that James was actually telling to me that he wanted to give away Kelderan Castle to 1 of mine factionmembers, because he has the feeling that the Dwarves attacked us, because of him. I said no. For the reason why that some people attack us just because they have an IRL grudge against him.

That people don't take me serously, thats your good right, but the only thing I can say is this, why I am pretty new for leading a faction, with a clan that many people hate, After the countles attacks from the Dwarves, I am still standing. So I don't think that I do a terrible job with it.

Also, maybe a knowhow, I try to attack on a time that is enjoyable for the NA community, that is not something what you can tell from the Dwarves.



Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on April 07, 2016, 02:02:13 pm
You're thinking about it too much bruttus, 99% chance Dwarves didnt plan ahead farther than gearing up the armies they sent at you.

SwitchCOM was just a joke, and the forum drama exists mostly because of the attitude here  :P
I can see why you would think otherwise, but I know my dwarves and they just here for the fun. Now that this war have gone for some time, there is some hate brewing behind the screens, but this is still about fun.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 07, 2016, 02:23:18 pm
Actually we are winning Heskey, but you are to dumb or to stubborn to say for atleast a peace treaty.

Please elaborate how you are winning this war. You did not even manage to capture a fucking village with superior gear.

Also, I won't post annything here annymore,

You just did.

talked with Grypht about it and I am getting tired to make myself angry because some Dwarves find it funny to insult me or luring bait towards me, so that the rest of the community thinks that i'm a fool.
Manny people that knows me, know me on an other level then on the forums.

Maybe, just maybe, other people might start thinking you are a fool because of your behavior?

The reason why I was pissed of that Switchcom attacked my village, was not that he attacked it, but that the Dwarves found it funny to send a trollarmy to capture the village.
That gives a signal towards me that the Dwarves are not taking me serious as an enemy.

I for one do not take Strat itself serious at all. So why would I take anything happening within serious?

The only thing that I am sure of, is that the Dwarves where hoping for a quick and cheap victory's.
Thats the reason why Heskey thought to attack Kelredan Castle, hoping that we don't get enough merc's to defend it.
So that they could brag on the forums that the Dwarves destroyed Acre.

For the 100th time. We do not wish to destroy anyone. We start wars for fun. Fun was had. So we continue having fun.

Also what many don't know, is that James was actually telling to me that he wanted to give away Kelderan Castle to 1 of mine factionmembers, because he has the feeling that the Dwarves attacked us, because of him. I said no. For the reason why that some people attack us just because they have an IRL grudge against him.

No matter who in your faction owns a fief. We attack it because we are at war. Why on earth would we stop attacking just because a fief suddenly belongs to Acre-Guy-12?

That people don't take me serously, thats your good right, but the only thing I can say is this, why I am pretty new for leading a faction, with a clan that many people hate, After the countles attacks from the Dwarves, I am still standing. So I don't think that I do a terrible job with it.

Well. Monkey using a banana as a mouse would still be standing. So I guess Monkey is a decent Strat leader as well.
Just because a smaller faction has not wiped you off the map, while the intention of said faction is to NOT wipe anyone off the map, does not make you a decent leader.
In your battles you have shown that you are an awful commander. Whether you are at least decent at leading a faction away from the field, that only time will tell.

Also, maybe a knowhow, I try to attack on a time that is enjoyable for the NA community, that is not something what you can tell from the Dwarves.

We try to make battles enjoyable for both NA and EU.
Starting a battle at 2am GMT is not enjoyable for working EUs. While it might be tough of the US West Coast, the East Coast and maybe even Central has a chance to attend the battle.
I personally try to start proper attack with good battle-potential during the weekend.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on April 07, 2016, 03:58:34 pm
The reason why I was pissed of that Switchcom attacked my village, was not that he attacked it, but that the Dwarves found it funny to send a trollarmy to capture the village.
That gives a signal towards me that the Dwarves are not taking me serious as an enemy.

Any other faction getting attacked by a poorly-equipped army:

"ROFL look at these fucking neckbeards, thinking they can accomplish something with such SHIT gear. Let's go slaughter them and spawnrape until they all ragequit! Afterwards everyone, make sure you plaster this shit all over the forums, and rub our EPIC KDR's in their faces for the next month, at least. That'll win us the forum war for sure!"


Acre getting attacked by peasants;

"WTF THIS IS AN INSULT TO MINE my old friendCTION!!! HOW DARE THEY THINK WE SO EASY TO BEAT?!?!?! FUCK THESE PEASANT COCKY SHIT PRICK BASTARD SHITS! FUUUUUUCK!"
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Bronto on April 07, 2016, 04:19:50 pm
Any other faction getting attacked by a poorly-equipped army:

"ROFL look at these fucking neckbeards, thinking they can accomplish something with such SHIT gear. Let's go slaughter them and spawnrape until they all ragequit! Afterwards everyone, make sure you plaster this shit all over the forums, and rub our EPIC KDR's in their faces for the next month, at least. That'll win us the forum war for sure!"


Acre getting attacked by peasants;

"WTF THIS IS AN INSULT TO MINE my old friendCTION!!! HOW DARE THEY THINK WE SO EASY TO BEAT?!?!?! FUCK THESE PEASANT COCKY SHIT PRICK BASTARD SHITS! FUUUUUUCK!"

Dude heskey and I almost cried real tears from laughter when we made this army and the messages we sent switch! The joke was mostly on him until he checked his strat and was probably like "GODDAMMIT FUCKING HESKEY AND BRONTO!!!!" So we perpetuated our fallacy on the forums with the SwitchCOM project in the hopes that people would take it seriously until the battle then have a good laugh as we all had. Didn't expect someone to actually believe his force was elite! Jokes on them I guess!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on April 07, 2016, 04:28:57 pm
Acre getting attacked by peasants;

"WTF THIS IS AN INSULT TO MINE my old friendCTION!!! HOW DARE THEY THINK WE SO EASY TO BEAT?!?!?! FUCK THESE PEASANT COCKY SHIT PRICK BASTARD SHITS! FUUUUUUCK!"

*Gryphter rubs at the Acre Cross on his shield, slowly, as the white paint scratches off, a swastica hidden undernearth reveals itself.*

Now you all Know the truth!    We shall burn this Strategus map to the ground, a superior race of white knights shall cleanse these lands!!!

*Scene cuts away to Kelradan castle.* - The shadowy cloaked form of James sits atop his throne, hunched over like emporer palpatine, rubbing his long gnarled hands together feverishly. Maniacal laughter slowly picks up intensity and loudness.

Camera zooms out slowly and scene fades to darkness.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 07, 2016, 04:35:18 pm
*Gryphter rubs at the Acre Cross on his shield, slowly, as the white paint scratches off, a swastica hidden undernearth reveals itself.*

Now you all Know the truth!    We shall burn this Strategus map to the ground, a superior race of white knights shall cleanse these lands!!!

*Scene cuts away to Kelradan castle.* - The shadowy cloaked form of James sits atop his throne, hunched over like emporer palpatine, rubbing his long gnarled hands together feverishly. Maniacal laughter slowly picks up intensity and loudness.

Camera zooms out slowly and scene fades to darkness.

Joke is on you. We got three Germanаzis in our faction. So we would totally beat you at the whole cleansing thing.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 07, 2016, 04:36:08 pm
See? We are the good guys! We fight chocolate chip cookies!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 07, 2016, 04:39:09 pm
Dude heskey and I almost cried real tears from laughter when we made this army and the messages we sent switch! The joke was mostly on him until he checked his strat and was probably like "GODDAMMIT FUCKING HESKEY AND BRONTO!!!!" So we perpetuated our fallacy on the forums with the SwitchCOM project in the hopes that people would take it seriously until the battle then have a good laugh as we all had. Didn't expect someone to actually believe his force was elite! Jokes on them I guess!

I actually did think that they equipped me with a kickass army.
Then I ran around the map, glanced at the little window at the top left and it read I was lightly armed.
Thought it was cause I had like 20 troops more than gear, checked my gear and went
(click to show/hide)

Then I realised it was a joke army and I loved that idea even more than having a proper one!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Malaclypse on April 07, 2016, 08:33:46 pm
Now you all Know the truth!    We shall burn this Strategus map to the ground, a superior race of white knights shall cleanse these lands!!!

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Malaclypse on April 08, 2016, 01:11:30 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1063

This battle time's all good for me.

But i dont see how it's at a better time for NA than the majority of the attacks we've recently been making lol.

Rest assured, these villagers are no unarmed rabble and have been armed to defend their homelands against white power.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 08, 2016, 09:51:58 am
We gonna Liberate Tahlberll from those filthy Dwarves.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=1063
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sir_Frank on April 08, 2016, 10:52:00 am
yo heskey fella your big boi frank got your back mate ain't nobody going to come into our neighbourhood CUZ WE ARE THE LADS :o-)
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 08, 2016, 12:25:32 pm
It's roughly the same time as we've been attacking you, which by your previous reasoning is a shit battle-time for NA.

So, why you attack us at shit times?

Why dont you CARE about the Na community and try to make the battles at a good time?

Most of your attacks where at 10 PM (mine time), so roughly around 2 PM in NA
This attack is at 1AM (mine time), so its in NA roughly 5 PM.

For that attack, maybe you should talk with Grypht, he attacked.

Also, after this victory, I send 3 diplomats for peace talks. They know what Demands I ask.

Another thing Heskey, you said that you never questioned how I command, but in reality you made fun off me, you did everything what you could to get the NA community and even the EU community against me.
To be fair, I was very close to disband the Holy Crusade, and leave the game, but many people talked me out of it.
I have the feeling that many of this community made up theyre minds before I took control of the faction.
They only see Acre, and don't care what I am trying to do, but some people that we considert as former Enemy's gave us a chance, and its paying off.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 08, 2016, 12:38:56 pm
Most of your attacks where at 10 PM (mine time), so roughly around 2 PM in NA
This attack is at 1AM (mine time), so its in NA roughly 5 PM.

This is the war against you so far. (The timestamp resembles your time)
Note that the battle 02/April was a saturday.
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For that attack, maybe you should talk with Grypht, he attacked.

Also, after this victory, I send 3 diplomats for peace talks. They know what Demands I ask.

Good luck trying to make us agree to those 'demands'. They better be reasonable considering you are not winning this war at the moment.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 08, 2016, 01:24:46 pm


Thanks for the list.
Maybe you can hold track also
Kelderan castle: We killed 450 troops, agree, but we captured the flags, so you lost your entire army because of that.
Nova Tahlberll: We lost that village, but your 991 troops where reduced to 146 troops. Was a fun battle, we fought even with the last 200 tickets naked and where forced to take weapons from the death.
Third Battle was from Renay attacking me, unarmed army.
4th Battle was Renay against Mcsanders. We won that battle because the terrain and time. That entire army of Renay went lost.
5th Battle, that was your troll army
6th Battle Was Ibiran, we lost it, because we had no gear, I know many people where disapointed that we had to let this go.
7th Battle, Was mine small army against a small Dwarf Army, I lost, but it served his purpose, whats left that Dwarf army had to retreat, he had about what 132 troops left.
8th Battle We lost that siege, fair and square, nothing to do about it
9th Battle, we took Iberan back
Rex is not in oure faction, so that doesn't count.
Now we are taking back Tahlberll

So maybe we can count how many troops you really lost, against mine. And I count with all the things that where involved, time, flagcaps, villages capture, you name it.
Why villagers also, because they where armed, so I count them in.

I count a total of 5215 troops that the Dwarves have lost
1130+836+1042+629+478+845+255=5215
For the Holy Crusade, we lost in total 3619.
246+731+126+425+246+200+471+1153+21=3619


Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: njames89 on April 08, 2016, 02:57:06 pm
As James stood reading the post from Stakhanov on the ramparts of Kelredan castle he spoke "Dear god look at all those words..." and proceeded to shake his fist in the general direction of the dwarven lands. "Get off my lawn!!!" He shouted before returning inside the castle to be a holy degenerate.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on April 08, 2016, 04:17:04 pm
Imma make this simple. Bruttus just take a walk, stop postin in this thread, mayb drink some coffee and do like 100 pushups.

We have all been itching for big ass strat battles for far too long now, I for one am really fuking glad Heskey and Switch are attacking.


Fuck the terms diplomats and negotiations;I srsly love to RP but this is a game.

The way I see it Dwarves only respect one thing. Strength and force, and occasionally their own twisted sense of honour.

It is a shame they have only spoken with Bruttus from our Faction thus far, for his wisdom leaves him when pride clouds his reason.

I believe it is time that I force my way to the forefront of this senseless banter.  Our people are not governed by our Marshall; he is doing his best to secure our Kingdom but I feel as if he is stretched thin and overworked at this point.

Stop takin everything these guys say personally, this is just the goddamn internet...

***
Gryphter intercepts envoys from Bruttus that pass through his troops @ Towelberl.

Shaking his head he crumples it up and prepares to commit possible treason in order to buy his Kingdom a bit more time to properly prepare for what is coming next.

He looks at the party of 5 men and heroically asks them all to fight eachother for the honor of delivering a hand written letter to the dwarven king, knowing that one may die regardless. They stare at each other briefly and then start beating the bloody shit out of each other, a victor emerges, one man even died in the brawl.
"Only to the King, do not surrender this letter to anyone else, no matter the threat or danger. Guard it with your life, if you don't make it back your family will be cared for."
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sir_Frank on April 08, 2016, 04:30:10 pm
Excessive dwarven lore,

But if read it may help the diplomatic talks last longer than 5 seconds.

I hope I get to talk to that Gryph guy, or maybe even Chumley!!! I honestly cannot imagine what they could possibly say that would be of interest to the Guild, or to me as a dwarf. But that only adds to the fun.

dw mate tahlbert is like the favelas of strategus anyway i am on my way with 2nd 1k panzer division lol
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 08, 2016, 05:07:26 pm
Thanks Bruttus, but I don't think that I need a maths lesson from you.

My post was about the times, if you look veeery closely, you might be able to see that the majority of our attacks occured after midnight, rather than 10pm.

We might have lost more troops than you, but think about this:
Kelderan castle: We killed 450 troops, agree, but we captured the flags, so you lost your entire army because of that.
Castle siege. Of course we lost. (We expected that)
Nova Tahlberll: We lost that village, but your 991 troops where reduced to 146 troops. Was a fun battle, we fought even with the last 200 tickets naked and where forced to take weapons from the death.
We took the village in one attack. Was a success.
Third Battle was from Renay attacking me, unarmed army.
Unarmed, so not a real battle.
4th Battle was Renay against Mcsanders. We won that battle because the terrain and time. That entire army of Renay went lost.
Army lost cause of external factors. Shit happens.
5th Battle, that was your troll army
Managed to kill quite a few of your plated troops. Success in our book.
6th Battle Was Ibiran, we lost it, because we had no gear, I know many people where disapointed that we had to let this go.
No battle cause you abandoned it.
7th Battle, Was mine small army against a small Dwarf Army, I lost, but it served his purpose, whats left that Dwarf army had to retreat, he had about what 132 troops left.
We managed to beat your superiorly geared army in an open field battle. Success.
8th Battle We lost that siege, fair and square, nothing to do about it
We held the village against superiorly geared troops. Success.
9th Battle, we took Iberan back
The first fief you managed to capture. Barely any troops as defence.
Rex is not in oure faction, so that doesn't count.
Fair enough.
Now we are taking back Tahlberll
Again, barely any defending troops.

So maybe we can count how many troops you really lost, against mine. And I count with all the things that where involved, time, flagcaps, villages capture, you name it.
Why villagers also, because they where armed, so I count them in.

Now if think about it, if the terrain was not heavily favouring one side, you never manged to beat one of our armies. Even if you had much better gear.
You literally only look at the number of troops, rather than the actual battles.
So far you have only, taken your villages back. One by actually attacking it, the other cause it is basically empty.
Nobody is winning this war at this very moment. But you definitelly are not, considering you have not even properly attacked anything except those two battles earlier this week, which we both won.

Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 08, 2016, 05:13:19 pm
After you saw how much of an impact it plays wether you attack or defend, you have to keep in mind that we've been on the attack for the most part of the war, so take that into consideration if you already wanna compare casualties. And I guarantee you, they are gonna shift in our favor very soon  :wink:
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sir_Frank on April 08, 2016, 05:27:18 pm
Cheers Frank, you're ma boi!!!!
in all the heat can i ask qk question what football team do you support
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Bronto on April 08, 2016, 06:40:16 pm
The only thing I've done this strat is make armies to attack stuff. You don't make armies if you aren't going to use them. This is my belief and it is why I'm a Dwarf. I didn't plan on sitting around amassing silver I wouldn't spend and equipping shiny armies I wouldn't use, nay, I spend all my silver on more gear, better gear, women with loose morals and beer! It is the Dwarven way.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 08, 2016, 06:53:10 pm
We chose those battles, we cannot complain that we received a bad K/D in battles we wanted to fight. And if we could go back, it's not like we'd ever decide to *not* attack.

I do not regret any of the attacks.

As long as the K/D is somewhat acceptable, I think the higher the troop losses, the more it shows how committed one is.
Bruttus just does not really get that this automatically means that we are losing this war.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 08, 2016, 10:03:50 pm
I just want to pre-empt the inevitable shitstorm and say that unless anything is formally discussed and agreed, this war is still in progress. Acre is still going to do battle at Tahlberl tonight, and we will still move parties on the map on the assumption that Acre is our enemy.

I just wanted to leave this comment here for later use. For reasons that will become obvious

Actually this is what I wanna say.
You attack the Holy Crusade, not Acre.
Acre leads the faction, but I am the factionleader, James is the clan leader of Acre.
I do not say that FCC is attacking us, whille the manny members  of the Dwarves are in FCC.

Another thing, this is how I vieuw things.
The Dwarves attacked, whille my army's where in the dessert, so we where forced to hold on.
Mine point of vieuw is to let your tickets bleed, what I did with succes

The attack on Bren for excample, it seems your hatred on Acre knows no bounderies, but Bren is not a member from the Holy Crusade, not did he ever applied or talked to me on TS about joining the faction, so I really don't care that you attack him
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on April 08, 2016, 10:09:04 pm
I do not say that FCC is attacking us, whille the manny members  of the Dwarves are in FCC.

Well of course you don't say FCC is attacking you, since that would just be silly as their name is clearly the Dwarven Miner's Guild. Also, do tell me how "many" of them are in FCC when they don't even have two members from the same clan - any clan, not just FCC.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 08, 2016, 10:12:17 pm
Actually this is what I wanna say.
You attack the Holy Crusade, not Acre.
Acre leads the faction, but I am the factionleader, James is the clan leader of Acre.
I do not say that FCC is attacking us, whille the manny members  of the Dwarves are in FCC.

We already know you are shit at maths, you do not have to prove it again and again.
Or maybe you do not know what the word 'many' means. It means more than 1.

Another thing, this is how I vieuw things.
The Dwarves attacked, whille my army's where in the dessert, so we where forced to hold on.
Mine point of vieuw is to let your tickets bleed, what I did with succes

Yea, you did. Congratulations. Now you are still not winning this war though.

The attack on Bren for excample, it seems your hatred on Acre knows no bounderies, but Bren is not a member from the Holy Crusade, not did he ever applied or talked to me on TS about joining the faction, so I really don't care that you attack him

We are at war with whatever looks like it belongs to you.
It might be some bloke who did not yet apply or whatever.
Stop claiming we do that because we hate Acre. We are at war. After the recent events you should fucking know what that means, at least more or less.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Malaclypse on April 08, 2016, 11:10:19 pm
Keeping the law of parsimony in mind, it seemed that this guy with Acre tags, who was heading towards The Holy Crusade holdings through our lands, was going to join THC. Very few THC members do not have the Acre tags, and none of the THC members are non-Acre.  We figured, well, either we're right and we sap some troops from them maybe, or we're wrong and we attack a factionless guy in our territory and who gives a shit.

EX DEE AHHAHAGAGEG EX DEE EEEE FEFEEEEE xD
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 09, 2016, 03:01:19 am
Switch has an alt in FCC, we have 2 ninjas and a couple of lone wolves. Since pretty much all of the Holy Crusade are in Acre, we have good reason to suspect Acre members in our lands could be spies for you. Can't have that now, can we?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 09, 2016, 11:19:25 am
I have a better Idea.
Because the NA community rather believe trolls and liars in this war, I decided to leave this game instantly.
The shit talk about me is taking is toll, and I can't handle that anymore.


Many will be happy, what I think its normal.
Right now, I gonna give 3milj. to the clan bank, for future fight, after this I delete mine char.
Then I gonna see who takes mine roll up as marshal in the faction, but for me, I am leaving.

Have fun, and Acre, Good luck

Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jepekula on April 09, 2016, 12:05:53 pm
But I thought you were winning this war   :|?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 09, 2016, 12:31:33 pm
But I thought you were winning this war   :|?

Then you are 1 of the few who believe that.
So I was I, but the Dwarves have put so good an act up, that they let the NA communtiy believe that they have infinity army's.
Yet we only see 2 600 men army's.
Just like the bragging about theyre elite gear, but the NA community believes them.
So why should I take all the insults and lies about me the wholle time, knowing that I am right.
So why should I try to convince the NA community if they already made up theyre minds about me.
Why should I convince others to show them what direction that I wanted to go with Acre?
Why should I proof myself over and over again, if the NA community don't give a fuck, and rather see us destroyed then giving a chance.

Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jepekula on April 09, 2016, 12:40:25 pm
Then you are 1 of the few who believe that.
So I was I, but the Dwarves have put so good an act up, that they let the NA communtiy believe that they have infinity army's.
Yet we only see 2 600 men army's.
Just like the bragging about theyre elite gear, but the NA community believes them.
So why should I take all the insults and lies about me the wholle time, knowing that I am right.
So why should I try to convince the NA community if they already made up theyre minds about me.
Why should I convince others to show them what direction that I wanted to go with Acre?
Why should I proof myself over and over again, if the NA community don't give a fuck, and rather see us destroyed then giving a chance.
If you quit now, you will have just proven the Dwarves right; you will have proven that they were, infact, able to defeat you. And then your masterful strategies and art of war will all be just for naught, and most importantly, the Dwarves would've won without a struggle.
Will you let them humiliate you, just like that? No, mate, you should not give in, you should continue the fight, and prove once and for all that you are in the right here.
Deus vult, let them see what it means to be against the Holy Crusade!
Title: posted on behalf of Switch and HESKEY especially
Post by: Malaclypse on April 09, 2016, 12:49:14 pm
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 09, 2016, 12:57:42 pm
If you quit now, you will have just proven the Dwarves right; you will have proven that they were, infact, able to defeat you. And then your masterful strategies and art of war will all be just for naught, and most importantly, the Dwarves would've won without a struggle.
Will you let them humiliate you, just like that? No, mate, you should not give in, you should continue the fight, and prove once and for all that you are in the right here.
Deus vult, let them see what it means to be against the Holy Crusade!

Why should I do it again?
I know we have beaten them, I know that they have not enough troops left to invade us this weekend, and I know that I have enough troops left with good gear to invade theyre lands.
The tactics that I used on the stratmap, worked, I know that.
It worked so good that we saw Heskey running away with the last of his army's.
But yet, the Community rather laugh at me.

I asked peace, because mine health was taking a toll, not only from not enough sleep, but also the shittalking about me.

And also, when I see that we have to struggle merc's for a time that is better suited for NA, then it says to me to just to give up.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jepekula on April 09, 2016, 01:03:08 pm
Why should I do it again?
I know we have beaten them, I know that they have not enough troops left to invade us this weekend, and I know that I have enough troops left with good gear to invade theyre lands.
The tactics that I used on the stratmap, worked, I know that.
It worked so good that we saw Heskey running away with the last of his army's.
But yet, the Community rather laugh at me.

I asked peace, because mine health was taking a toll, not only from not enough sleep, but also the shittalking about me.

And also, when I see that we have to struggle merc's for a time that is better suited for NA, then it says to me to just to give up.
If it is indeed is as you say, then why do you not take the fight to their own turf? That would shut them up real good. They'd shut up once and for all.
Instead of shittalking, you'd get respect. Even if the attack would somehow fail, they'd know that you are not afraid to strike; instead, they'd become afraid! They would know that they have angered the lion.
You can't just give up now when the moment of a final victory is so close. There will be a few bumps on the road, but bloody hell you are more than capable of overcoming them. After all, you are the Marshall of the Holy Crusade. Find a way, or make one. You will have victory.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 09, 2016, 01:17:07 pm
If it is indeed is as you say, then why do you not take the fight to their own turf? That would shut them up real good. They'd shut up once and for all.
Instead of shittalking, you'd get respect. Even if the attack would somehow fail, they'd know that you are not afraid to strike; instead, they'd become afraid! They would know that they have angered the lion.
You can't just give up now when the moment of a final victory is so close. There will be a few bumps on the road, but bloody hell you are more than capable of overcoming them. After all, you are the Marshall of the Holy Crusade. Find a way, or make one. You will have victory.

Thanks, but its 2 late.
I don't get respect for the defence and hold down theyre invassion, why should I receive respect when I attack theyre lands.?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 09, 2016, 01:18:27 pm
Wow James you were right, this is pretty boring and unoriginal. Man up bruttus you're on the fucking Internet. No one here gives a shit about your real life because we are all strangers here. If a few words said by some Internet nerds are hurting your feelings then you should reach down between your legs and check to see if you still have testicles.

No shit the community laughed at you. You've been playing the "have pity on me and mine faction" card since the start of strat. I mean really though, if you honestly believe you are winning the war then stop posting about it and attack the dwarves over and over again. The forums are where you go to shit talk not beg and plead for help or peace.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jepekula on April 09, 2016, 01:21:41 pm
Thanks, but its 2 late.
I don't get respect for the defence and hold down theyre invassion, why should I receive respect when I attack theyre lands.?
Of course you do not get respect for defense. Defense does not show how capable of projecting your power you are.
Just listen to me, I know you got the power, but if you keep it hidden behind castle walls, no one will be able to see it and bask in it's glory. You need to bring it to them.
You don't keep a candle under a bushel, you know.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 09, 2016, 01:27:12 pm
Wow James you were right, this is pretty boring and unoriginal. Man up bruttus you're on the fucking Internet. No one here gives a shit about your real life because we are all strangers here. If a few words said by some Internet nerds are hurting your feelings then you should reach down between your legs and check to see if you still have testicles.

No shit the community laughed at you. You've been playing the "have pity on me and mine faction" card since the start of strat. I mean really though, if you honestly believe you are winning the war then stop posting about it and attack the dwarves over and over again. The forums are where you go to shit talk not beg and plead for help or peace.
Sorry, I am done, I left the faction, and gave mine village to Grypht.
I promoted Chumley as mine successor.
So talk to him now, not me.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 09, 2016, 01:36:20 pm
Wow bruttus... just wow....

You should hire Jepekula as advisor, he clearly knows how all of this works.
Good to hear that Chumley is now leading the faction tho, hope we have a few nice battles ahead of us  :)
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 09, 2016, 01:46:41 pm
The other thing is that not once have I seen any actual shit posting back at the Dwarves faction which just lets them walk all over you. Not to mention the fact that out of the 14 members in the holy crusade 10 haven't said fuck all in the forums let alone the diplomacy forum.

Sorry, I am done, I left the faction, and gave mine village to Grypht.
I promoted Chumley as mine successor.
So talk to him now, not me.

You are a combination of that girl from willy wonka who wanted everything and her pushover daddy bought it all for her and I forgot my train of thought. Probably was somethibg mocking you and then a comment about how I'm going to work on a Saturday
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on April 09, 2016, 02:05:21 pm
Also, what's the dealio? I received no diplomats after the battle of Tahlberl

They got flamed and quit.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 09, 2016, 02:08:04 pm
Bruttus, we never wanted anyone to be wiped or to GTX, we just wanted to fight good battles. As the others said we only flamed you because you started posting a lot of shit here on the forums. Giving up now will hurt your credibility a lot more than any of the shittalking we did. You took this whole affair way too serious from the start. I like that Chumley is the new faction leader, but I hope you will still play strat as a normal faction member.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 09, 2016, 02:12:44 pm
Whats done is done
People have to convince me to stay and play this game.

Actually I must have done a great job, because I receive suddenly invites to join theyre faction.

But I don't understand why people are so trying to convince me to stay, first of all, like wolf wrote to me that I am a foreign Autist, and I am a member from the most hatred clan.

Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jepekula on April 09, 2016, 02:17:04 pm
If you leave the game completely, the Crusade will be weaker, and who knows who the filthy Dwarves will attack next?
You need to stay, as a bulwark against terror. Whole of NA strat is counting on you, Bruttus.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 09, 2016, 02:19:32 pm
If you leave the game completely, the Crusade will be weaker, and who knows who the filthy Dwarves will attack next?

Hehehehehe

You need to stay, as a bulwark against terror. Whole of NA strat is counting on you, Bruttus.
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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 09, 2016, 02:20:46 pm
Whats done is done
People have to convince me to stay and play this game.

Actually I must have done a great job, because I receive suddenly invites to join theyre faction.

But I don't understand why people are so trying to convince me to stay, first of all, like wolf wrote to me that I am a foreign Autist, and I am a member from the most hatred clan.

Putting forth a modicum of effort to nerd-herd in strategus is...well, commendable in certain ways. In other ways, it makes you a horrifically stunted autist. Please understand me correctly here; I am saying that we are BOTH autistic, you see?

So you've done a good job by stepping up to the plate where lesser autists would not dare to tread. I haven't been paying much attention...but it sure seems like the hijinks that you're making a big deal over isn't the intense marshalling and planning as you're claiming. Of course it is still work, and sleep might be lost over it. But it ain't nothing compared to strats past. This is little kiddie shit in comparison!

I don't remember what else I was gonna post here besides this:

Dude, you gotta get off the forums. You're posting that you are having real health affects to people posting shit on the forums? Nigga, get the fuck outta here! Of course it boggles my mind to see shitposting affect a man that badly (not saying that I haven't suffered a wee bit of sleep-loss and headaches from FCC puutie scum back in the day), but it makes me even more confused to know that you KEEP COMING BACK. Like, more than anyone else, too! You post the most in here...but it affects you the worst?

Holy shit bud, head for the hills or something Chrissakes
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Penitent on April 09, 2016, 02:41:58 pm
I'm not a strat expert -- but one thing I gathered very quickly is that shitposting is an intergral part of the game.  To be a faction leader or a "face" you have to have either thick skin, a good sense of humor, or just not give a fuck.  Or some combo.  It's not for everyone, that's for sure. 

Bruttus, Acre is not the most hated clan, that's shit-talk.  You are not a terrible leader --it's all talk man.  It's part of it.  You had some good defenses and raised good armies.  However, most of the criticism of Acre leadership is that they don't do anything active/aggressive.  Right now Acre got attacked, lost some fiefs, and took back those fiefs.  So we're back at square 1. Everyone is hoping and waiting for something pro-active to actually happen!  Or at least attempt.  The shit-talk regarding that is not because you are hated...it's because we are rooting for you and want more battles to have fun.  You are being goading in to participating further.

No shame in taking a break.  I've done that several times.  Don't take the criticism too personally though.  It's just part of the game culture.  With not much else happening in strat, it may seem like you're the only one though.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 09, 2016, 02:47:27 pm
Kept saying over and over that you are taking this shit way too personally man.

Though I am sad to see someone leave Strat, reducing the already low count of players, I will not beg you to stay.

If you say 'People must convince me to stay' you already know you might be inclined to stay, but only if people fall to your knees.

You are too fucking proud to admit only once that you might have made a mistake.

We are holding no grudge against Acre or you.
Hell, if you started talking properly, like a reasonable human being, we would respect you.
Even more so if you actually did try to defeat us.
We see Strat as a war simulation. We are a battle hardened folk that only speak the language of violence and blood.
If you shed some of your own blood, we would have nothing but respect for you.
But instead you have been talking shit all day while taking no action whatsoever. Follow up on your big words and literally everyone will stop seeing you as a little girl with a big mouth.

And what Sandersson said. If it bugs you this much, stay the fuck away. Like seriously, your own health is more important than a shitty old game that only a bunch of autistic retards cling onto.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Bronto on April 09, 2016, 03:15:55 pm
What absolutely kills me is that you still think SWITCH COM was not a fucking joke. Also, I ordered everyone back to our lands after taking those two villages because I figured that would be enough to provoke an attack out of you. It's the reason why you see only two of our members on the map at present. The rest are turtled up in our own villages and castle because, again, I thought you would attack them. You've bragged about your commander prowess and how many troops and what great gear you have. I was giving you a chance to show us. I thought taking those villages and abandoning them was gr8 b8 m8. I was wrong and you went for the villages with 0 resistance and 200 population. The ones we took from you. Are you still coming for us? I'm not sure so why send all our people out? I expected you to at least attack us back and never thought you'd rage quit. Oh well. We shall see what happens now with this "war".
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: W0LF on April 09, 2016, 03:18:15 pm
So the dwarfs basically made someone quit by only continuing the war that was pretty even for both sides... Looks like they have developed a new tactic. Time for everyone to run while they still can.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 09, 2016, 03:22:46 pm
So the dwarfs basically made someone quit by only continuing the war that was pretty even for both sides... Looks like they have developed a new tactic. Time for everyone to run while they still can.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: phnxhdsn on April 09, 2016, 05:28:52 pm
I think because the Dwarves faction is filled with Forum Hero's we are able to shitpost at more alarming rates than other factions at the enemy's leader. Especially if it's just the factions leader doing the diplomacy on the forums, we have about 7/8 dwarves shitposting at them in rapid succession and in this case drove the enemy leader insane, be scared of our forum Hero faction :)
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 09, 2016, 05:34:08 pm
I think because the Dwarves faction is filled with Forum Hero's we are able to shitpost at more alarming rates than other factions at the enemy's leader. Especially if it's just the factions leader doing the diplomacy on the forums, we have about 7/8 dwarves shitposting at them in rapid succession and in this case drove the enemy leader insane, be scared of our forum Hero faction my old friendtion :)
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on April 09, 2016, 05:41:47 pm
For all the non-believers, look no further than this thread for proof that while strat battles are won/lost in NA3/EU3, strat wars are won and lost on the forums.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 09, 2016, 05:50:11 pm
You are wise man, Jona.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 09, 2016, 07:57:33 pm
There is 1 thing I gonna say.

I received so mutch messages why I quit.
People are still saying why GTX, when you are winning a war.

Yeah many people here are really thinking that I was winning this.

Yet, this UGLY BLACK BRITTISCH MOTHERFUCKER and his 7 little cocksucking, hairy buttfuckers demands that I had to step down from mine own faction?
You know how arrogance that is?
You demand that whille you where losing the war?
You think that  this black motherfucker owns the NA strat?
You don't know how I lead the faction, you don't know a shit about me, yet you believe you know me.
I have beaten you on every fight, except the army of Chumley.





I do hope that every NA faction declares war or that the dwarves have are every time outmerced.
I trully hope that.

you fucking arrogant bastard
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Noodlenrice on April 09, 2016, 07:59:56 pm
I think you may be taking crpg/strat a little too serious and personal.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 09, 2016, 08:11:08 pm
There is 1 thing I gonna say.

Did you not quit earlier?

I received so mutch messages why I quit.
People are still saying why GTX, when you are winning a war.

Yeah many people here are really thinking that I was winning this.

Sarcasm is one wonderful lingual instrument.

Yet, this UGLY BLACK BRITTISCH MOTHERFUCKER and his 7 little cocksucking, hairy buttfuckers demands that I had to step down from mine own faction?

To be fair, it was my idea, not Heskey's. So it would be that UGLY BLACK WHITE BRITTISCH GERMAN MOTHERFUCKER

You know how arrogance that is?

You know how incorrectness this sentence is?

You demand that whille you where losing the war?

Yes. But luckily you do not have to worry about that anymore mate.

You think that  this black motherfucker owns the NA strat?

Who ever claimed that?

You don't know how I lead the faction, you don't know a shit about me, yet you believe you know me.

When did we say that we know you? Though to be fair;
you pretty much behave like an autistic retard. So we got a pretty good picture.

I have beaten you on every fight, except the army of Chumley.

Did you snort a huge line of coke after GTXting so you lost your memory?

I do hope that every NA faction declares war or that the dwarves have are every time outmerced.
I trully hope that.

There is the difference between you and us. You are one vengeful piece of shit that does not want to contribute to Strategus.
We want even battles, with everyone getting as much out of them as possible.
We do not hold a grudge against anyone or any faction, while you do.
If you already take Strategus so serious, at least take quitting just as serious.

you fucking arrogant bastard
Thank you :D


Edit: I hope you do not mind me borrowing that one for my signature Jona.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: KaleLord on April 09, 2016, 08:18:32 pm
shitpost

Jesus christ my head hurts from reading this shit
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on April 09, 2016, 08:28:47 pm
There is 1 thing I gonna say.

this UGLY BLACK BRITTISCH MOTHERFUCKER and his 7 little cocksucking, hairy buttfuckers demands that I had to step down from mine own faction

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Why you gotta bring his skin color into this?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: W0LF on April 09, 2016, 08:44:20 pm
Bruttus seriously why do you feel the need to take all this so serious? It is a fucking game suck it up. They made that demand cause they knew you wouldn't accept it, dont you see they wanted to continue the war?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 09, 2016, 10:50:34 pm
The fact is that we'd agreed that internally (between just us dwarves) a few days ago, that Bruttus would have to step down as faction leader as one of our first terms for peace. And it was absolutely because we didnt think they'd accept.

But then Bruttus quit anyway. So hooray!!!!


In all fairness, aside from the fact that Bruttus said there'd be no peacetalks (in which case ofc he must be replaced in order for any talks to take place), would anyone honestly sign an important diplomatic agreement on strat with someone like Bruttus who clearly doesnt have a fucking clue? We'd be signing a non-aggression treaty or something only to be met with 'the treaty not matter cos you attacking mine fraction first. Why you so grudge to mine fraction?' days later. Any sort of diplomatic agreement or relation with Bruttus would be an entire waste, since his 'vieuw' of the map had no basis in reality.

You know why I wanted peace, not because  the Dwarves where trolls and liars, but because I lost mine intrest in this war, where I was forced to fight against a weaker opponent.
Yes you read this correct, I consider the Dwarves not even a threatlevel worthy mine time.
But yet they found mine weakness, and know that I don't like liars and braggers.

So why should I have continue theyre war, if they come with weaker army's then mine.
I hold off theyre invassion, and I was planning to invade theyre lands, and take everything.
But with so mutch trolling and humiliation towards me as a person, that is to mutch to handle.

You know when the flamming on me as person started, not because I trolled them a bit after defeating theyre army, but when they lost so many tickets to me.

And living in a paradise with you, why should I live there when a stuppid morron thinks that he owns the strat, and can make up his rules about who should become the factionleaders of an other faction.

Then I ask to the community, how many times you found out that you where screwed because those Dwarves where saying that they had elite gear, the best that the money could buy, etc.., and when you saw mine army in front of you, before to go to battle?

Just now, I received 2 invittes from 2 difrent factions, to ask for me and Acre to join as merc's in theyre war's.
Then I am thinking, why they ask me for help, but when I asked to help against the Dwarves, they rather sign up against me.

Annyway, I will hear it when the NA factions decide to form an alliance to kick out the Dwarves out of NA

Bruttus
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 09, 2016, 11:12:57 pm
Autism

I thought you said you were done?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 09, 2016, 11:19:19 pm
You know why I wanted peace, not because  the Dwarves where trolls and liars, but because I lost mine intrest in this war, where I was forced to fight against a weaker opponent.
Yes you read this correct, I consider the Dwarves not even a threatlevel worthy mine time.
But yet they found mine weakness, and know that I don't like liars and braggers.

If we indeed were no threat to you, and much weaker, how come we owned your armies in the field?

So why should I have continue theyre war, if they come with weaker army's then mine.
I hold off theyre invassion, and I was planning to invade theyre lands, and take everything.
But with so mutch trolling and humiliation towards me as a person, that is to mutch to handle.

You just are the kind of person who only is interested as long as he has the upper hand and no risk of losing.
As soon as you started losing armies, even superior to ours, in a fair fight, you started to lose interest, since we could not just be roflstomped.

You know when the flamming on me as person started, not because I trolled them a bit after defeating theyre army, but when they lost so many tickets to me.

Go back through the forum. You will realise we started after you started your shit talking.

And living in a paradise with you, why should I live there when a stuppid morron thinks that he owns the strat, and can make up his rules about who should become the factionleaders of an other faction.

That is the beautiful thing about a war simulation. You can demand whatever the fuck you want. If the other faction agrees to that however, is totally up to them.
We expected you to decline, so that the war could keep going, cause we are having a shitload of fun.

Then I ask to the community, how many times you found out that you where screwed because those Dwarves where saying that they had elite gear, the best that the money could buy, etc.., and when you saw mine army in front of you, before to go to battle?

May I answer that? Once. And everyone who actually then saw the gear ingame knew it was a fun army. Intention: Drive Bruttus up the walls. So a success.
Everyone else who was honestly disappointed, even when looking back at it now, should have known better.

Just now, I received 2 invittes from 2 difrent factions, to ask for me and Acre to join as merc's in theyre war's.
Then I am thinking, why they ask me for help, but when I asked to help against the Dwarves, they rather sign up against me.

Please tell us what factions those were. I am honestly curious who would want you.

Annyway, I will hear it when the NA factions decide to form an alliance to kick out the Dwarves out of NA

Make sure not to die of old age before then.

Bruttus

Switch
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 09, 2016, 11:20:10 pm
I thought you said you were done?

Guess he takes Strat more serious than his own words.

Cannot blame him on that one to be fair.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on April 09, 2016, 11:27:51 pm
I honestly believe there is a language barrier explaining everything, the misleading run so deep...
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: pogosan on April 09, 2016, 11:42:34 pm
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 10, 2016, 12:51:52 am
But what do The People think?

Listen to just a few of our happy customers!
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 10, 2016, 01:42:08 am
On the subject of PTSD (and breaking people's brains), check this out:


Arranged in chronological order, watch them *really* tone this joke down over time lol. Pretty sure the Simpons these days barely has Principal Skinner recount his time back in 'nam.

So it DOES get better over time. What are all the veterans complaining about then?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 10, 2016, 02:31:47 am
Bruttus, with these last few posts, you just lost all credibility.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Bronto on April 10, 2016, 04:44:54 am
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Dude reread what you just posted you fucking racist piece of shit. Fuck you. I was disappointed that you quit until I read this. Now I know you're a literal piece of shit. Fuck you and what does skin color matter on the internet? Again, fuck you you piece of fucking shit.

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And this, just fucking LOL. You attacked nothing but two unarmed villages with only 200 population....oh and that ONE fight for Ibiran which WE WON. Sucks to be you. One racist, delusional, piece of SHIT.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: bruttus on April 10, 2016, 12:14:43 pm
Racisdt, hé, look first at yourselfs before you you trow a stone, fucking morons.

Now your pissed off because you are actually not worth mine time because of your shitty army's?
The lies that you spread about me?

Every forum that I made, even it was on searching for merc's for oure battle, you had the guts to troll me there.
You guy's can't live with the hatred of acre.

Racist, don't lett me laugh.
you are just wurms for me.

Just with all those lies that you spread about me, you dare to demand that I had to put down mine leadership so that you can fuck each other
No, your pissed off that I actually have beaten you, and yet still you think youre better then I am.

I quit the game, and yet you are making me pissed off, be happy, go do a gaybang like all the dwarves do.

you made this "flamewar" way to personal, and for that, people has told me that.  fucking dumbasses
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 10, 2016, 12:55:35 pm
If we are just worms for you, why do you keep coming back to the forums and make yourself look more like a retard? Must be some big ass worms.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 10, 2016, 02:04:08 pm
Racisdt, hé, look first at yourselfs before you you trow a stone, fucking morons.

Now your pissed off because you are actually not worth mine time because of your shitty army's?
The lies that you spread about me?

Every forum that I made, even it was on searching for merc's for oure battle, you had the guts to troll me there.
You guy's can't live with the hatred of acre.

Racist, don't lett me laugh.
you are just wurms for me.

Just with all those lies that you spread about me, you dare to demand that I had to put down mine leadership so that you can fuck each other
No, your pissed off that I actually have beaten you, and yet still you think youre better then I am.

I quit the game, and yet you are making me pissed off, be happy, go do a gaybang like all the dwarves do.

you made this "flamewar" way to personal, and for that, people has told me that.  fucking dumbasses

Holy shit.

So we are not worth your time, fair enough. Yet you keep coming back to reply.
So what you are implying by doing so is, that you yourself think your own time is worthless, since you spend it on something worthless.

Again, this is a war simulation. Of course propaganda is involved. You just wanted to play a bit of Farmville and plough your acre. (Punday hooray)

We have no hate for Acre. In fact, we really like Acre now that Grpyh is (likely) taking over.

We never hated you at first. We only thought you were a shit commander. That is nothing personal. Hell, I don't think I am a good commander. Who gives a shit?
Now with your recent posts, you have shown how much of a despicable sad person you really are.

And once again for you, because you seem to just not read what we say, and instead repeat your same old arguments over and over:
THIS IS A WAR SIMULATION! ONE MAY DEMAND WHATEVER THE FUCK ONE WANTS! IT IS YOUR FUCKING RIGHT TO JUST SAY 'no'!

Get that into your fucking thick head.

Yes, you quit and we still manage to get under your skin. Just shows how much of an insecure person you really are.
An honest piece of advice:
Delete your bookmark to this website. Change your password by randomly bashing the keyboard (Looking at your recent posts, you are fairly good at that)
Never come back.

No, YOU just took this shit way too personal.
This is the internet. If something some random bloke from the other side of the globe can get under your skin like this, the internet is not the place for you to be.

The cRPG is in general fairly fucked up. But it has always been shits and giggles.
Now you actually are not trolling or trying to be funny. You are seriously fucked up and I do not think you fit into this community.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on April 10, 2016, 02:07:46 pm
So when is the new Holy Crusade chief taking over this thread?
Its overdue, and would help appease the unneccessary tension. A bit tired of seeing the same autistical shit being thrown around, the war need to move on or die.


*opinion of a member of the audience*  :P
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 10, 2016, 04:53:33 pm
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Why you gotta bring his skin color into this?

Don't get me wrong, it shouldn't really matter what race/ethnicity he is or really anything at all involving REAL LIFE, unless they wantonly bring it upon themselves (posting a picture on public forums and getting upset when people talk shit or something)

But I don't fucking know if HESKEYTIME is black, he's just had that fucking avatar since he started posting/playing. I sure as fuck don't think Bruttus is a SPESS MUHREEN or whatever, and I can say with confidence that switch likely is not a sultry wench.

But this dude's convinced heskey is a black fellow because of his avatar, lmao. Hey Bruttus, don't start thinking that I'm Stonewall motherfucking Jackson with a kawaii hat on IRL, or I'll get a boner over it.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: mcdeath on April 10, 2016, 05:20:57 pm
I'm totally submitting all of these terribly worded quotes from Bruttus to Trailer Park Boys because I could see a few of them being Rickyisms.

Also Sandy go be gay somewhere else jesus man.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 10, 2016, 06:26:03 pm


But I don't fucking know if HESKEYTIME is black, he's just had that fucking avatar since he started posting/playing. I sure as fuck don't think Bruttus is a SPESS MUHREEN or whatever, and I can say with confidence that switch likely is not a sultry wench.



I'm a turtle.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sir_Frank on April 10, 2016, 06:30:25 pm
for everybody who wants to know heskey lives in cornwall, speaks with a cockney accent and support aston villa. pretty fucked up isn't it
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: phnxhdsn on April 10, 2016, 06:54:53 pm
for everybody who wants to know heskey lives in cornwall, speaks with a cockney accent and support aston villa. pretty fucked up isn't it

lol when I'm the Dwarf who lives in Cornwall actually not Heskey  :lol:
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on April 10, 2016, 07:19:21 pm
for everybody who wants to know heskey lives in cornwall, speaks with a cockney accent and support aston villa. pretty fucked up isn't it

Can you add age, heigh, favorite attack and possible evolution; I need to fill up my dwarf pokedex.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 10, 2016, 07:28:09 pm
I can say with confidence that switch likely is not a sultry wench.

 :(
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Taser on April 10, 2016, 07:57:59 pm
Don't get me wrong, it shouldn't really matter what race/ethnicity he is or really anything at all involving REAL LIFE, unless they wantonly bring it upon themselves (posting a picture on public forums and getting upset when people talk shit or something)

But I don't fucking know if HESKEYTIME is black, he's just had that fucking avatar since he started posting/playing. I sure as fuck don't think Bruttus is a SPESS MUHREEN or whatever, and I can say with confidence that switch likely is not a sultry wench.

But this dude's convinced heskey is a black fellow because of his avatar, lmao. Hey Bruttus, don't start thinking that I'm Stonewall motherfucking Jackson with a kawaii hat on IRL, or I'll get a boner over it.

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Shh.. pls don't ruin mah immersion.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 10, 2016, 08:05:39 pm
Shh.. pls don't ruin mah immersion.

I can send you some sexy pictures if you want.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Taser on April 10, 2016, 08:24:39 pm
I can send you some sexy pictures if you want.

That's what you said last time.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Sir_Frank on April 10, 2016, 11:31:25 pm
Can you add age, heigh, favorite attack and possible evolution; I need to fill up my dwarf pokedex.

i can give you one of his attributes, he comes onto the TS before the battle anouncing we are all going to lose like what kind of shitty leader does that nah m8 he is all talk no action a true keyboard warrior well let me tell you alright I throw triators into the trashcan so next time instead of getting your jolllies off mentally prepare and give a motivating speech.

EDIT: my old heskey fella i knew would never put up this shit what happend lad?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: chesterotab on April 11, 2016, 12:52:05 am
Didnt read.

Your retarded insecurity made this flame war way too personal.

You got fucked in the ass because you're a shit leader and you couldnt handle it. So you quit like a little bitch and decided to cry about it all over forums.

If you're that upset, go bomb the US departures section of a Belgian airport you useless retard. If anyone thinks that's taking it too far, let's first remind ourselves who crossed the line:

THIS UGLY BLACK BRITISH MOTHERFUCKER and his 7 little cocksucking, hairy buttfuckers absolutely fucked you in the ass. This black motherfucker doesnt think he owns strat, but he KNOWS he owned you.

Holy shit I have been avoiding this thread for awhile because it was the same shit getting posted back and forth, but this is pure gold. Hardest I have ever seen someone get cmokt on the forums.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on April 11, 2016, 01:16:08 am
We have spoken with the Leaders of the Dwarven army.  We shall relinquish Nova Tahlberl back to the stout and venerable Dwarven peoples and have peace.

More details regarding this matter (and a sick ass RP post posbly tmrw) will become declared publicly and without subterfuge in the near future.

This has definitely not a boring thread for all who have had the misfortune of reading it thus far.

"Quick almost indecipherable Tv broadcasting station message" The views and opinions stated thus far are in no way shared or endorsed by the stakeholders of the Holy Crusader, Strat 2016 TM, LTD, Patent Pending, RSVP chicken wings.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Chumley on April 11, 2016, 03:05:25 am
I dont pay attention to the forums but it looks like there are 10 dwarf posts for every 1 acre post on this thread.  This should have been a friendly war with good immersion but it got super fucked up fast.I ended up reading this. 14 pages on a war declaration thread and i regret reading 90% of the posts.  Stop making forums cancer for everyone keyboard warriors.  Saxton below me is a perfect example of people who kill forums. he does that 20 posts a day and kills interest in the forums
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Saxton on April 11, 2016, 03:13:38 am
I dont pay attention to the forums but it looks like there are 10 dwarf posts for every 1 acre post on this thread.  This should have been a friendly war with good immersion but it got super fucked up fast.

Chumley, do us all a favor, and keep not checking the forums. You're at max 7.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: KaleLord on April 11, 2016, 04:02:33 am
Chumley, do us all a favor, and keep not checking the forums. You're at max 7.

WTF does that even mean lol
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Malaclypse on April 11, 2016, 05:06:01 am
Page 7 is where the buttdevastation and shitposting were intensfying at too great a rate and I jumped ship on this thread, looks like I made the right decision lol
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Saxton on April 13, 2016, 10:04:36 pm
Signed

Sissies, please continue to beat eachother into pulps, then let me know when your both weak enough to come conquer you both.

I AM WAITING
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 13, 2016, 10:08:09 pm
Sissies, please continue to beat eachother into pulps, then let me know when your both weak enough to come conquer you both.

I AM WAITING

Don't worry, we're gonna declare a new war pretty soon.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on April 13, 2016, 10:15:22 pm
xD

 :lol:
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on April 13, 2016, 10:28:18 pm
xD

What? He is right. A world war.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: oguz on May 20, 2016, 11:56:37 pm
wow drama in NA :shock:
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on May 21, 2016, 01:13:12 am
wow drama in NA :shock:

Stop using Internet Explorer mate.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on May 21, 2016, 01:25:26 am
Wow, only 1.5 months ago this mod was somewhat alive. Feels like it's been a lot longer than that.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Taser on May 21, 2016, 02:50:39 am
Dang it does. RIP mod. Those chinese players deserve a strat map of their own putting up with all this shit and still alive and kicking afaik.

I just play empire earth these days. Or some Floris mod.

Was so sad when my empire earth stopped working until I found out empire earth gold works with windows 7. Oh lawd. Dat nostalgia.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 21, 2016, 06:11:16 am
moderino is deaderino cuz you quit taser rip despotato best allies 2k69
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Taser on May 21, 2016, 10:58:55 pm
I have become death, destroyer of worlds.

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on May 22, 2016, 03:49:06 am
I just play empire earth these days.

Was so sad when my empire earth stopped working until I found out empire earth gold works with windows 7. Oh lawd. Dat nostalgia.

Aw yis. EE was and still is the shit. 2nd best rts ever, a close second to bfme2 imo, even though they are both so different you can hardly compare them.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Taser on May 22, 2016, 04:54:17 am
Aw yis. EE was and still is the shit. 2nd best rts ever, a close second to bfme2 imo, even though they are both so different you can hardly compare them.

Yeah I need to get around to that one. BFME was fun but never did try out BFME 2.

But mang I'm liking EE. Just gotta remember how I set up my old civs. There's also art of conquest but I dont really see a difference beyond an extra age. Which I never play anyway since I stop around medieval/renaissance cuz melee over ranged fights ftw.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on May 22, 2016, 05:02:34 am
Yeah I need to get around to that one. BFME was fun but never did try out BFME 2.

But mang I'm liking EE. Just gotta remember how I set up my old civs. There's also art of conquest but I dont really see a difference beyond an extra age. Which I never play anyway since I stop around medieval/renaissance cuz melee over ranged fights ftw.

The space age is kinda cool, added some other maps and such where you play on 2D "planets" and you have outer space in between you and other worlds (space is treated as the ocean 2.0 basically). It was pretty cheesy but allowed for an additional layer of "let me conquer everyone on my island, then get boats and conquer everyone on this planet, then get ships and conquer the solar system." But yah, yet another age simply means you have to invest more time into a single campaign instead of just playing up til the medieval era and calling it a day. Not to mention nukes are simply OP and kinda ruin the fun. Then mechs come along though, and theyre pretty sweet. Since I had the expansion I always played it, and if I wanted to go all the way to the space age, so be it. If not I think it gave like 1 extra unit per age prior to that point, so it provided a little bit of added fun.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Switchtense on May 22, 2016, 08:28:42 am
Aw yis. EE was and still is the shit. 2nd best rts ever, a close second to bfme2 imo, even though they are both so different you can hardly compare them.

Excuse me? Where are Age of Empires I + II, Age of Mythology or C&C Generals?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on May 22, 2016, 02:03:09 pm
Age of Empires is undisputed champ in the RTS genre.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on May 22, 2016, 02:05:46 pm
So what are the Dwarves doing on NA side of strat?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Renay on May 22, 2016, 02:17:42 pm
So what are the Dwarves doing on NA side of strat?

Sitting in the castle with a shitload of silver that I don't need anymore cause strat is dead.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on May 22, 2016, 02:36:14 pm
Et tu, Brute?
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Butan on May 22, 2016, 02:52:44 pm
I'm sad I couldnt fight with you more time.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Jona on May 23, 2016, 05:48:25 pm
Excuse me? Where are Age of Empires I + II, Age of Mythology or C&C Generals?

They are unworthy to stand next to the greatness of the aforementioned games.  :twisted:

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Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Malaclypse on May 23, 2016, 06:28:50 pm
I grew up with AoE II: AoK and AoC, and the biggest allure of that for me was the incredibly active scenario community. Hundreds of single player epics with thousands of triggers, fun multiplayer "bloods" and shit like that, plus the base game on top. Aok.heavengames.com was the shit back in the day and I downloaded hundreds of tiny less than a MB maps that took hours to do on my 28.8k modem lol.

By the time the next gen of games came out, BFE, etc. I didn't have the interest anymore. But I'm an old fart by gamer standards.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Taser on May 23, 2016, 07:32:25 pm
They are unworthy to stand next to the greatness of the aforementioned games.  :twisted:

Hue.

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Its still pretty fun but its definitely different from EE. EE you have spots of iron, gold, etc just like AoE but they last fucking forever so you can basically throw army after army at people and not really worry about their cost (opportunity cost sure but not resources). AoE you run out very quickly and if a game lasts too long you are completely reliant on trade to fill out your army which means even a temporary disruption of trade can devastate you and end your game.

EE is a longer game than AoE. Different niches of RTS.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Artyem on May 26, 2016, 10:17:48 pm
Rise of Nations was my favorite back in the day.  Much like Civilization but real-time and way more fast paced.  AoE and EE were the shit back then too, I remember finding like the full Empire Earth collection at a thrift store for like 99 cents, probably still have the discs somewhere.
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Westwood on May 27, 2016, 01:01:39 am
No RTS can compare to the Europa Universalis, Crusader Kings, and Victoria series. I have PDX Grand Strategy 4 Lyfe tattooed on my face. Stellaris is a fantastic game as well, make the 4x space strategy genre great again.

Paradox Development is Sweden's one redeemable quality imo
Title: Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
Post by: Bittersteel on June 16, 2016, 12:48:35 am
No RTS can compare to the Europa Universalis, Crusader Kings, and Victoria series. I have PDX Grand Strategy 4 Lyfe tattooed on my face. Stellaris is a fantastic game as well, make the 4x space strategy genre great again.

Paradox Development is Sweden's one redeemable quality imo

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