The Dwarves were debating whether to attack GOBBLINs or your new faction next (or both at the same time), because we thought James was in charge. But I didn't know Chumley's position in Tahlberl so I PM'd him to ask what his intentions were, and he gave me an awesome RP-filled reply and that he'd be staying with Acre. His PM was so good I decided he was awesome and that I didn't want to attack his fief, since we would have to attack his fief if we attacked your faction I immediately decided that attacking you would suck. Also was pleased to see today that you have taken the lead of the faction. I will try t convince the Dwarves that you are in charge and that therefore Acre does not deserve to die.
Against GOBBLINS, I don't want this to be a gank-fest, i'll liase with you guys but we have very clear goals against the GOBBLINS. We want them out of the north and we want key strategic fiefs out of their control. If it looks too 1-sided against the GOBBLINS we may halt our advance and only take those fiefs that we need, then consider our next action. Tho I doubt this'll be an issue since GOBBLINS are so powerful.
Bruttus, seriously guy. Switch's army was a joke army that Heskey and I put together, AS A JOKE. They have jokes where you're from?
Nah man, all they've got is blown up airports.
Uhhh too early, Switch!
They think that I want peace, well they deserve fuck you.
First oure village's back, then maybe then, we can talk about peace.
We don't want peace and we never thought you wanted it either....
The dwarves have no respect for us , not even when they had so many losses.
We have respect for some of your members, you are certainly not one of them after showing off how you retarded you are these last few days.
You like polearms? WE HAVE LONG BARDICHES! You say but Bronto I'm a 1hander, I SAY HAVE AN AXE! but your armor is so inferior! Nah dawg this shit is PLUS 3! what are you some kind of plate crutching pussy? But I like to shoot stuff! Our next armies have ARBS AND RUS BOWS AND BODKINS! SHOOT AWAY!
Bruttus, seriously guy. Switch's army was a joke army that Heskey and I put together, AS A JOKE. They have jokes where you're from? Do you laugh? ARE YOU A ROBOT? You've humiliated us so badly that we just keep sending armies out of shame. Who thinks you want peace you illiterate fuckhead. Have you not read and retained anything that has been posted. The only person who keeps bringing up peace and us lying to you, is you! Help your friends cleaning up Gobblin pockets < BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! We were at war with the Gobblins from the get go. You only went to war with them after JOINING THEM and being shamed out of their faction (LOL). I actually kind of felt bad, that 1, you turned your back on every small clan in NA to join a giant megafaction and the fact you took lands from Depostate and left them high and dry (Oh the treachery) and 2, you got shamed out of the same faction you turned your back on your friends to join. Gobblins totally would have pushed the poop in of Depostate. If I was them, I'd be fighting you but Taser said he's bored. That's what happens when you only attack AI fiefs and trade. Shit gets dull. No forum drama, no actual enemies makes strat a boring game.
I haven't said anything to any of your posts because they are just so fucking cringeworthy I can't take it anymore. I will remain silent no longer. At least google translate your posts so they make slightly more sense. Mine and My are used differently. My village good, mine village bad. The pluralization of Dwarf is Dwarves. Use gifs not entire youtube videos. FUCK.
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Hi Bruttus,
Sorry, James didnt tell you? He declared war on The Dwarven Miner's Guild.
I was pretty surprised too because i was under the impression that you and Chumley were running the faction and not James. It's a real shame cos i like both you and Chumley, but if James is happy to provoke the Miners Guild then war cannot be avoided. We Dwarves are a proud and stubborn people.
The intention is to take all Acre fiefs that sit near us in the north-east of the map. We'd rather not share our border with James any longer. Eventually we also plan to go and stomp the Yoshis that took Ulburban from us, but that's a long-term goal and we can wait to do that. It's hard to express our other intentions in more detail than this as events on the map change so often, so our actions beyond these points will really depend on so many factors.
Yeah it's totally Cajun. What I actually said was that the prime time for getting a good merc pool for our faction would be 7 PM CST, as that would get both East, Central, and West players pretty good times NA. 5-6 CST is pretty okay, but it still leaves out the west coasters and 2nd shifters like me. I don't have much control over when anyone else in the faction declares their battles, though, all I can do is suggest they aim for a strong NA merc pool which is most likely to be present between 7-10cst IMO, even though for me that generally means I won't be there if it's not a weekend or Friday womp womp.
As promised I reinforced Ibiran with as many men as I could and some pretty phat ass weaponry and standard armor (most 32 to 40 body, some heavier, some lighter, but gloves, boots, body, and helmets for all). Should be enough xbows and bows, not a great deal of throwing but managed to find a few +0 Darts somewhere during my travels, lots of dank polearms (+3 Battle Forks, Long Spears, Long Hafted Spiked Maces, Hafted Blades, Pikes.. I kept the +1 Tridents for me haha), some decent 2hands (Heavy Bastard Swords, +3 Shortened Military Scythes, Bardiches and Axes; I missed out on Gmno's katana's by like a day or so though) and some high cut 1hands (Military Cleavers, Axes) as well as a bit of cav gear (some of which is on reservation should a certain bad player make it).
So there should be something for everyone, from horse archer to hoplite to two-hand hero to Xbows! Hope that everyone who can make it has some fun defending Ibiran- which some may know once, long ago, belonged to the House of Winks (they say you can still hear Lemmywinks pounding the keys, ranting away, if you listen closely in the town center at night...)- and that if we just get totally beat on by a superior merc pool that The Holy Crusade puts that gear to good use themselves! DEUS VULT!
Edit: fucking typos.
Nah man, all they've got is blown up airports.
The dwarves have no respect for us , not even when they had so many losses.
The invasion they have organized , has beaten back every time, by us
The Dwarves had no respect for us when they invaded with poor and outdated equipment, and called us irrelevant.
Bruttus likes to bitch and whine about being at war with us, but he also likes to state again and again that there will be no negotiations xD
If there are no negotiations there will be no end to this war. You cannot force us into peace, so eventually you'll have to talk. Or ofc you'll quit strat out of protest which is equally possible.
I'm just amazed that 2 Acre armies miss-clicked 'attack' on the map at the same time. OOPS!!!
Some days of the week are what we like to call 'weekends', and on those days we like to make battles that both NA and EU have a chance of attending.
It's time we perform some spring cleaning and oust Acre from our corner of the map!!!
JOIN US FOR BATTLE! JOIN US FOR VICTORY! JOIN US FOR TAKING OUT THE ACRE TRASH!
The age of Acre has passed, the age of the Dwarf has begun!!!
I don't see the difference between Acre and the Holy Crusade.
Do you know how to spell?
That is within my skillset, however I meant I see no difference between Acre and The Holy Crusade as factions. They're pretty much the same to me.
I don't see the difference between Acre and the Holy Crusade.
Our pickaxes are the most epic in all of calradia. How dare you discredit them? I will find you on the field of battle today and smite you for this comment!
I don't think I have seen any diplomatic posts by Chumley but mostly you(bruttus) or James. As for you claiming James does nothing besides what you ask him to do is just purely untrue. James is the sole reason that the Dwarves declared war on you (at least that was my understanding.)
You are on the internet, I understand that some whack shit went down in Brussels but like don't look for sympathy here. You won't get any and probably end up with more hate.
Yeah, They lookt only for a reason and they found 1, its still a lame excuse
But now its the time to get on the peace table.
This war is goiing good for me, yes we had 2 lost battles, including the one that Chumley was outmerced, so thats 1 army, next to it, there is another 1, and I see another 4th Crusader army is walking in to mine lands to reinforce us.
Now I see a shitload of dwarves walking around with almost no troops and unarmed, doing traderuns.
Mine batle was intendend to be destroyed, just to fuck up the dwarves, yet I have more then enough troops left and I am thinking to go on an invasion in to Dwarve lands.
Within 24h I wanna know the answer, if not, ow well, don't tell me that I warned you.
I give the Dwarves 1 more chance to stop this 1 sided slaughter
Just stop with making post about that you are superiour, we see also the map, or do the dwarfs rather be destroyed by a faction, where they completly hates us.
We give you now the opertunity to rebuild your army's, think about it, before you start trolling again.
Its maybe mine word against so many trollers, but its your only option left.
Bruttus
A shitload of Dwarves? Bruttus you exaggerate everything you say to try and sound in a more favorable position because I know for a fact all you can see is me next to your castle with 1000 crates, stop lying to us and the forum because we can see through these exaggerations because they are about us?
So now you want peace do you? I still can't believe we're not getting through to you
Eirik is weakened from the battle of Tahlberl. No Trade Army
I took a bunch of goods from Mangudai so he would be faster. Became a Trade Army after you posted your first comment.
Mangudai. Trade Army
Turtler just fought and won a big battle, you should know that, you got rekt in that battle after all. No Trade Army
And again, we never said we wanted to destroy Acre. When will you finally understand that? It's like you're not even reading any of our responses at all, why even bother using the forum?
We accused you? Really? Really? You gotta be fucking shitting me.
Actually you got rect, I had lesser troops and we had even roster suport.
I knew what I was doing.
And for the rest, please stop whinning.
Sure, your army with plate armor was supposed to lose against our byrnia army. :lol: :lol: :lol:yeah, you outmerced us, so what, its 1 battle
yeah, you outmerced us, so what, its 1 battle
you lost way more then that.
But yeah, trolling and insulting on the forums makes you feel better.
Don't cry when your little faction is being kicked to EU, so you can start there a new faction.
Just saying.
Stripe that, we see Heskey running away with his 622 armed troops.
The threads about this war are awful. Welcome back to Strat Five 2: the Search for More Milquetoast.
yeah, you outmerced us, so what, its 1 battle
you lost way more then that.
But yeah, trolling and insulting on the forums makes you feel better.
Don't cry when your little faction is being kicked to EU, so you can start there a new faction.
Just saying.
Stripe that, we see Heskey running away with his 622 armed troops.
I think, and this is the really painful part, that bruttus expects you to beg him for peace now? After you won two battles? I can't really tell though, it's impossible to discern any of the true meaning behind his broken English. If only they had someone else to do diplomacy posts for him.
I think that if they want peace (since Bruttus has clearly stated he will not discuss it, see above quote) they should get a member of Acre that the Dwarves respect to contact me, such as Gryph or Chumley.
A long time ago I sent this to Heskey after realizing that we could be internet friends and it's never been more true than it is right now.
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A long time ago I sent this to Heskey after realizing that we could be internet friends and it's never been more true than it is right now.
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The fact that his weakness isn't water ruins it.(click to show/hide)
Why the Army Corps of Engineers thought it was a good idea to make a bunch of artificial lakes in Georgia, I've got no clue.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Don't think for a second they didn't know what they were doing.
McDEATH DOWNVOTES EVERYONE, EVEN THIS POST
Far from over :wink:
With what army???
you have nothing left, and you are clearly doiing this to win this war.
Owell, please be stubborn, but for me, after tahlberll, I stop with this stuppid war before the dwarves are being whipped out of strat.
If you still think that you can win this, then you live in a fantasyworld.
For me its proof enough, when I see an army running away from the frontlines, and sinds yesterday there was no dwarf invasion, I know more then enough
This war is so intense I can barely open the thread without my safety glasses and gloves on.
This war is so intense
That's an interesting way to spell autistic
Please feel free to give up the pretense that ya'll dont care, most people who read this forum aren't dumb enough to not know that mayb there is some history here, perhaps a buried or hidden hurt feelings report that never got filed?
Nope, we just find it hilarious to see him contradicting himself in every other post, or just being incredibly irrational or retarded.
Also the only reason we started doing this was Bruttus going full retard the other day.
We were planning on keeping this cilivised, but when he went on that autism-rampage we decided to tear him apart. And I must say, he makes it fairly easy.
**Switch you look liek a very bad man in that picture... Why are you so dark around the eyes, are you sleeping enough or just pure evil?
Also, thx for the Math lesson. 1luv
I guess my soul leaked a bit there.
Nah actually just bad lighting (Got no window in the corridor) and due to the helmet squeezing the face a bit I look extra tired.
Though I must say the late night battles the last few nights actually robbed me of quite an amount of sleep. But I regret nothing, they were a lot of fun!
Come on switch I'm sure you can do better! Try something creative or funny!
Come on switch I'm sure you can do better! Try something creative or funny!There it is, the usual James "this is boring/unoriginal"
Sorry, I haven't eaten yet. And you know, when I am hungry I turn intoYou need to eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungrya divaan uncreative person.
They should add an option to rape female populace of a fief after capturing it.
Gross
I vant to hear de lamentations of de womens
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They should add an option to rape female populace of a fief after capturing it.
Urist Dongfist who i think is Cajun says Dwarven roster prime time is 7pm CST. I find that funny because the dwarves seem to attack 3 hours earlier than that even for fiefs.
Actually we are winning Heskey, but you are to dumb or to stubborn to say for atleast a peace treaty.
Please elaborate how you are winning this war. You did not even manage to capture a fucking village with superior gear.
Also, I won't post annything here annymore,
You just did.
talked with Grypht about it and I am getting tired to make myself angry because some Dwarves find it funny to insult me or luring bait towards me, so that the rest of the community thinks that i'm a fool.
Manny people that knows me, know me on an other level then on the forums.
Maybe, just maybe, other people might start thinking you are a fool because of your behavior?
The reason why I was pissed of that Switchcom attacked my village, was not that he attacked it, but that the Dwarves found it funny to send a trollarmy to capture the village.
That gives a signal towards me that the Dwarves are not taking me serious as an enemy.
I for one do not take Strat itself serious at all. So why would I take anything happening within serious?
The only thing that I am sure of, is that the Dwarves where hoping for a quick and cheap victory's.
Thats the reason why Heskey thought to attack Kelredan Castle, hoping that we don't get enough merc's to defend it.
So that they could brag on the forums that the Dwarves destroyed Acre.
For the 100th time. We do not wish to destroy anyone. We start wars for fun. Fun was had. So we continue having fun.
Also what many don't know, is that James was actually telling to me that he wanted to give away Kelderan Castle to 1 of mine factionmembers, because he has the feeling that the Dwarves attacked us, because of him. I said no. For the reason why that some people attack us just because they have an IRL grudge against him.
No matter who in your faction owns a fief. We attack it because we are at war. Why on earth would we stop attacking just because a fief suddenly belongs to Acre-Guy-12?
That people don't take me serously, thats your good right, but the only thing I can say is this, why I am pretty new for leading a faction, with a clan that many people hate, After the countles attacks from the Dwarves, I am still standing. So I don't think that I do a terrible job with it.
Well. Monkey using a banana as a mouse would still be standing. So I guess Monkey is a decent Strat leader as well.
Just because a smaller faction has not wiped you off the map, while the intention of said faction is to NOT wipe anyone off the map, does not make you a decent leader.
In your battles you have shown that you are an awful commander. Whether you are at least decent at leading a faction away from the field, that only time will tell.
Also, maybe a knowhow, I try to attack on a time that is enjoyable for the NA community, that is not something what you can tell from the Dwarves.
We try to make battles enjoyable for both NA and EU.
Starting a battle at 2am GMT is not enjoyable for working EUs. While it might be tough of the US West Coast, the East Coast and maybe even Central has a chance to attend the battle.
I personally try to start proper attack with good battle-potential during the weekend.
The reason why I was pissed of that Switchcom attacked my village, was not that he attacked it, but that the Dwarves found it funny to send a trollarmy to capture the village.
That gives a signal towards me that the Dwarves are not taking me serious as an enemy.
Any other faction getting attacked by a poorly-equipped army:
"ROFL look at these fucking neckbeards, thinking they can accomplish something with such SHIT gear. Let's go slaughter them and spawnrape until they all ragequit! Afterwards everyone, make sure you plaster this shit all over the forums, and rub our EPIC KDR's in their faces for the next month, at least. That'll win us the forum war for sure!"
Acre getting attacked by peasants;
"WTF THIS IS AN INSULT TO MINE my old friendCTION!!! HOW DARE THEY THINK WE SO EASY TO BEAT?!?!?! FUCK THESE PEASANT COCKY SHIT PRICK BASTARD SHITS! FUUUUUUCK!"
Acre getting attacked by peasants;
"WTF THIS IS AN INSULT TO MINE my old friendCTION!!! HOW DARE THEY THINK WE SO EASY TO BEAT?!?!?! FUCK THESE PEASANT COCKY SHIT PRICK BASTARD SHITS! FUUUUUUCK!"
*Gryphter rubs at the Acre Cross on his shield, slowly, as the white paint scratches off, a swastica hidden undernearth reveals itself.*
Now you all Know the truth! We shall burn this Strategus map to the ground, a superior race of white knights shall cleanse these lands!!!
*Scene cuts away to Kelradan castle.* - The shadowy cloaked form of James sits atop his throne, hunched over like emporer palpatine, rubbing his long gnarled hands together feverishly. Maniacal laughter slowly picks up intensity and loudness.
Camera zooms out slowly and scene fades to darkness.
Dude heskey and I almost cried real tears from laughter when we made this army and the messages we sent switch! The joke was mostly on him until he checked his strat and was probably like "GODDAMMIT FUCKING HESKEY AND BRONTO!!!!" So we perpetuated our fallacy on the forums with the SwitchCOM project in the hopes that people would take it seriously until the battle then have a good laugh as we all had. Didn't expect someone to actually believe his force was elite! Jokes on them I guess!
Now you all Know the truth! We shall burn this Strategus map to the ground, a superior race of white knights shall cleanse these lands!!!
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This battle time's all good for me.
But i dont see how it's at a better time for NA than the majority of the attacks we've recently been making lol.
It's roughly the same time as we've been attacking you, which by your previous reasoning is a shit battle-time for NA.
So, why you attack us at shit times?
Why dont you CARE about the Na community and try to make the battles at a good time?
Most of your attacks where at 10 PM (mine time), so roughly around 2 PM in NA
This attack is at 1AM (mine time), so its in NA roughly 5 PM.
This is the war against you so far. (The timestamp resembles your time)
Note that the battle 02/April was a saturday.
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For that attack, maybe you should talk with Grypht, he attacked.
Also, after this victory, I send 3 diplomats for peace talks. They know what Demands I ask.
Good luck trying to make us agree to those 'demands'. They better be reasonable considering you are not winning this war at the moment.
Excessive dwarven lore,
But if read it may help the diplomatic talks last longer than 5 seconds.
I hope I get to talk to that Gryph guy, or maybe even Chumley!!! I honestly cannot imagine what they could possibly say that would be of interest to the Guild, or to me as a dwarf. But that only adds to the fun.
Kelderan castle: We killed 450 troops, agree, but we captured the flags, so you lost your entire army because of that.
Castle siege. Of course we lost. (We expected that)
Nova Tahlberll: We lost that village, but your 991 troops where reduced to 146 troops. Was a fun battle, we fought even with the last 200 tickets naked and where forced to take weapons from the death.
We took the village in one attack. Was a success.
Third Battle was from Renay attacking me, unarmed army.
Unarmed, so not a real battle.
4th Battle was Renay against Mcsanders. We won that battle because the terrain and time. That entire army of Renay went lost.
Army lost cause of external factors. Shit happens.
5th Battle, that was your troll army
Managed to kill quite a few of your plated troops. Success in our book.
6th Battle Was Ibiran, we lost it, because we had no gear, I know many people where disapointed that we had to let this go.
No battle cause you abandoned it.
7th Battle, Was mine small army against a small Dwarf Army, I lost, but it served his purpose, whats left that Dwarf army had to retreat, he had about what 132 troops left.
We managed to beat your superiorly geared army in an open field battle. Success.
8th Battle We lost that siege, fair and square, nothing to do about it
We held the village against superiorly geared troops. Success.
9th Battle, we took Iberan back
The first fief you managed to capture. Barely any troops as defence.
Rex is not in oure faction, so that doesn't count.
Fair enough.
Now we are taking back Tahlberll
Again, barely any defending troops.
So maybe we can count how many troops you really lost, against mine. And I count with all the things that where involved, time, flagcaps, villages capture, you name it.
Why villagers also, because they where armed, so I count them in.
Now if think about it, if the terrain was not heavily favouring one side, you never manged to beat one of our armies. Even if you had much better gear.
You literally only look at the number of troops, rather than the actual battles.
So far you have only, taken your villages back. One by actually attacking it, the other cause it is basically empty.
Nobody is winning this war at this very moment. But you definitelly are not, considering you have not even properly attacked anything except those two battles earlier this week, which we both won.
Cheers Frank, you're ma boi!!!!in all the heat can i ask qk question what football team do you support
We chose those battles, we cannot complain that we received a bad K/D in battles we wanted to fight. And if we could go back, it's not like we'd ever decide to *not* attack.
I just want to pre-empt the inevitable shitstorm and say that unless anything is formally discussed and agreed, this war is still in progress. Acre is still going to do battle at Tahlberl tonight, and we will still move parties on the map on the assumption that Acre is our enemy.
I just wanted to leave this comment here for later use. For reasons that will become obvious
I do not say that FCC is attacking us, whille the manny members of the Dwarves are in FCC.
Actually this is what I wanna say.
You attack the Holy Crusade, not Acre.
Acre leads the faction, but I am the factionleader, James is the clan leader of Acre.
I do not say that FCC is attacking us, whille the manny members of the Dwarves are in FCC.
Another thing, this is how I vieuw things.
The Dwarves attacked, whille my army's where in the dessert, so we where forced to hold on.
Mine point of vieuw is to let your tickets bleed, what I did with succes
The attack on Bren for excample, it seems your hatred on Acre knows no bounderies, but Bren is not a member from the Holy Crusade, not did he ever applied or talked to me on TS about joining the faction, so I really don't care that you attack him
But I thought you were winning this war :|?
Then you are 1 of the few who believe that.If you quit now, you will have just proven the Dwarves right; you will have proven that they were, infact, able to defeat you. And then your masterful strategies and art of war will all be just for naught, and most importantly, the Dwarves would've won without a struggle.
So I was I, but the Dwarves have put so good an act up, that they let the NA communtiy believe that they have infinity army's.
Yet we only see 2 600 men army's.
Just like the bragging about theyre elite gear, but the NA community believes them.
So why should I take all the insults and lies about me the wholle time, knowing that I am right.
So why should I try to convince the NA community if they already made up theyre minds about me.
Why should I convince others to show them what direction that I wanted to go with Acre?
Why should I proof myself over and over again, if the NA community don't give a fuck, and rather see us destroyed then giving a chance.
If you quit now, you will have just proven the Dwarves right; you will have proven that they were, infact, able to defeat you. And then your masterful strategies and art of war will all be just for naught, and most importantly, the Dwarves would've won without a struggle.
Will you let them humiliate you, just like that? No, mate, you should not give in, you should continue the fight, and prove once and for all that you are in the right here.
Deus vult, let them see what it means to be against the Holy Crusade!
Why should I do it again?If it is indeed is as you say, then why do you not take the fight to their own turf? That would shut them up real good. They'd shut up once and for all.
I know we have beaten them, I know that they have not enough troops left to invade us this weekend, and I know that I have enough troops left with good gear to invade theyre lands.
The tactics that I used on the stratmap, worked, I know that.
It worked so good that we saw Heskey running away with the last of his army's.
But yet, the Community rather laugh at me.
I asked peace, because mine health was taking a toll, not only from not enough sleep, but also the shittalking about me.
And also, when I see that we have to struggle merc's for a time that is better suited for NA, then it says to me to just to give up.
If it is indeed is as you say, then why do you not take the fight to their own turf? That would shut them up real good. They'd shut up once and for all.
Instead of shittalking, you'd get respect. Even if the attack would somehow fail, they'd know that you are not afraid to strike; instead, they'd become afraid! They would know that they have angered the lion.
You can't just give up now when the moment of a final victory is so close. There will be a few bumps on the road, but bloody hell you are more than capable of overcoming them. After all, you are the Marshall of the Holy Crusade. Find a way, or make one. You will have victory.
Thanks, but its 2 late.Of course you do not get respect for defense. Defense does not show how capable of projecting your power you are.
I don't get respect for the defence and hold down theyre invassion, why should I receive respect when I attack theyre lands.?
Wow James you were right, this is pretty boring and unoriginal. Man up bruttus you're on the fucking Internet. No one here gives a shit about your real life because we are all strangers here. If a few words said by some Internet nerds are hurting your feelings then you should reach down between your legs and check to see if you still have testicles.Sorry, I am done, I left the faction, and gave mine village to Grypht.
No shit the community laughed at you. You've been playing the "have pity on me and mine faction" card since the start of strat. I mean really though, if you honestly believe you are winning the war then stop posting about it and attack the dwarves over and over again. The forums are where you go to shit talk not beg and plead for help or peace.
Sorry, I am done, I left the faction, and gave mine village to Grypht.
I promoted Chumley as mine successor.
So talk to him now, not me.
Also, what's the dealio? I received no diplomats after the battle of Tahlberl
If you leave the game completely, the Crusade will be weaker, and who knows who the filthy Dwarves will attack next?
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Whats done is done
People have to convince me to stay and play this game.
Actually I must have done a great job, because I receive suddenly invites to join theyre faction.
But I don't understand why people are so trying to convince me to stay, first of all, like wolf wrote to me that I am a foreign Autist, and I am a member from the most hatred clan.
So the dwarfs basically made someone quit by only continuing the war that was pretty even for both sides... Looks like they have developed a new tactic. Time for everyone to run while they still can.
I think because the Dwarves faction is filled with Forum Hero's we are able to shitpost at more alarming rates than other factions at the enemy's leader. Especially if it's just the factions leader doing the diplomacy on the forums, we have about 7/8 dwarves shitposting at them in rapid succession and in this case drove the enemy leader insane, be scared of our forum Herofactionmy old friendtion :)
There is 1 thing I gonna say.
Did you not quit earlier?
I received so mutch messages why I quit.
People are still saying why GTX, when you are winning a war.
Yeah many people here are really thinking that I was winning this.
Sarcasm is one wonderful lingual instrument.
Yet, this UGLY BLACK BRITTISCH MOTHERFUCKER and his 7 little cocksucking, hairy buttfuckers demands that I had to step down from mine own faction?
To be fair, it was my idea, not Heskey's. So it would be that UGLYBLACKWHITEBRITTISCHGERMAN MOTHERFUCKER
You know how arrogance that is?
You know how incorrectness this sentence is?
You demand that whille you where losing the war?
Yes. But luckily you do not have to worry about that anymore mate.
You think that this black motherfucker owns the NA strat?
Who ever claimed that?
You don't know how I lead the faction, you don't know a shit about me, yet you believe you know me.
When did we say that we know you? Though to be fair;
you pretty much behave like an autistic retard. So we got a pretty good picture.
I have beaten you on every fight, except the army of Chumley.
Did you snort a huge line of coke after GTXting so you lost your memory?
I do hope that every NA faction declares war or that the dwarves have are every time outmerced.
I trully hope that.
There is the difference between you and us. You are one vengeful piece of shit that does not want to contribute to Strategus.
We want even battles, with everyone getting as much out of them as possible.
We do not hold a grudge against anyone or any faction, while you do.
If you already take Strategus so serious, at least take quitting just as serious.
you fucking arrogant bastard
Thank you :D
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this UGLY BLACK BRITTISCH MOTHERFUCKER and his 7 little cocksucking, hairy buttfuckers demands that I had to step down from mine own faction
The fact is that we'd agreed that internally (between just us dwarves) a few days ago, that Bruttus would have to step down as faction leader as one of our first terms for peace. And it was absolutely because we didnt think they'd accept.
But then Bruttus quit anyway. So hooray!!!!
In all fairness, aside from the fact that Bruttus said there'd be no peacetalks (in which case ofc he must be replaced in order for any talks to take place), would anyone honestly sign an important diplomatic agreement on strat with someone like Bruttus who clearly doesnt have a fucking clue? We'd be signing a non-aggression treaty or something only to be met with 'the treaty not matter cos you attacking mine fraction first. Why you so grudge to mine fraction?' days later. Any sort of diplomatic agreement or relation with Bruttus would be an entire waste, since his 'vieuw' of the map had no basis in reality.
Autism
You know why I wanted peace, not because the Dwarves where trolls and liars, but because I lost mine intrest in this war, where I was forced to fight against a weaker opponent.
Yes you read this correct, I consider the Dwarves not even a threatlevel worthy mine time.
But yet they found mine weakness, and know that I don't like liars and braggers.
If we indeed were no threat to you, and much weaker, how come we owned your armies in the field?
So why should I have continue theyre war, if they come with weaker army's then mine.
I hold off theyre invassion, and I was planning to invade theyre lands, and take everything.
But with so mutch trolling and humiliation towards me as a person, that is to mutch to handle.
You just are the kind of person who only is interested as long as he has the upper hand and no risk of losing.
As soon as you started losing armies, even superior to ours, in a fair fight, you started to lose interest, since we could not just be roflstomped.
You know when the flamming on me as person started, not because I trolled them a bit after defeating theyre army, but when they lost so many tickets to me.
Go back through the forum. You will realise we started after you started your shit talking.
And living in a paradise with you, why should I live there when a stuppid morron thinks that he owns the strat, and can make up his rules about who should become the factionleaders of an other faction.
That is the beautiful thing about a war simulation. You can demand whatever the fuck you want. If the other faction agrees to that however, is totally up to them.
We expected you to decline, so that the war could keep going, cause we are having a shitload of fun.
Then I ask to the community, how many times you found out that you where screwed because those Dwarves where saying that they had elite gear, the best that the money could buy, etc.., and when you saw mine army in front of you, before to go to battle?
May I answer that? Once. And everyone who actually then saw the gear ingame knew it was a fun army. Intention: Drive Bruttus up the walls. So a success.
Everyone else who was honestly disappointed, even when looking back at it now, should have known better.
Just now, I received 2 invittes from 2 difrent factions, to ask for me and Acre to join as merc's in theyre war's.
Then I am thinking, why they ask me for help, but when I asked to help against the Dwarves, they rather sign up against me.
Please tell us what factions those were. I am honestly curious who would want you.
Annyway, I will hear it when the NA factions decide to form an alliance to kick out the Dwarves out of NA
Make sure not to die of old age before then.
Bruttus
Switch
I thought you said you were done?
But what do The People think?
On the subject of PTSD (and breaking people's brains), check this out:
Arranged in chronological order, watch them *really* tone this joke down over time lol. Pretty sure the Simpons these days barely has Principal Skinner recount his time back in 'nam.
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Racisdt, hé, look first at yourselfs before you you trow a stone, fucking morons.
Now your pissed off because you are actually not worth mine time because of your shitty army's?
The lies that you spread about me?
Every forum that I made, even it was on searching for merc's for oure battle, you had the guts to troll me there.
You guy's can't live with the hatred of acre.
Racist, don't lett me laugh.
you are just wurms for me.
Just with all those lies that you spread about me, you dare to demand that I had to put down mine leadership so that you can fuck each other
No, your pissed off that I actually have beaten you, and yet still you think youre better then I am.
I quit the game, and yet you are making me pissed off, be happy, go do a gaybang like all the dwarves do.
you made this "flamewar" way to personal, and for that, people has told me that. fucking dumbasses
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Why you gotta bring his skin color into this?
But I don't fucking know if HESKEYTIME is black, he's just had that fucking avatar since he started posting/playing. I sure as fuck don't think Bruttus is a SPESS MUHREEN or whatever, and I can say with confidence that switch likely is not a sultry wench.
for everybody who wants to know heskey lives in cornwall, speaks with a cockney accent and support aston villa. pretty fucked up isn't it
for everybody who wants to know heskey lives in cornwall, speaks with a cockney accent and support aston villa. pretty fucked up isn't it
I can say with confidence that switch likely is not a sultry wench.
Don't get me wrong, it shouldn't really matter what race/ethnicity he is or really anything at all involving REAL LIFE, unless they wantonly bring it upon themselves (posting a picture on public forums and getting upset when people talk shit or something)
But I don't fucking know if HESKEYTIME is black, he's just had that fucking avatar since he started posting/playing. I sure as fuck don't think Bruttus is a SPESS MUHREEN or whatever, and I can say with confidence that switch likely is not a sultry wench.
But this dude's convinced heskey is a black fellow because of his avatar, lmao. Hey Bruttus, don't start thinking that I'm Stonewall motherfucking Jackson with a kawaii hat on IRL, or I'll get a boner over it.(click to show/hide)
Shh.. pls don't ruin mah immersion.
I can send you some sexy pictures if you want.
Can you add age, heigh, favorite attack and possible evolution; I need to fill up my dwarf pokedex.
Didnt read.
Your retarded insecurity made this flame war way too personal.
You got fucked in the ass because you're a shit leader and you couldnt handle it. So you quit like a little bitch and decided to cry about it all over forums.
If you're that upset, go bomb the US departures section of a Belgian airport you useless retard. If anyone thinks that's taking it too far, let's first remind ourselves who crossed the line:
THIS UGLY BLACK BRITISH MOTHERFUCKER and his 7 little cocksucking, hairy buttfuckers absolutely fucked you in the ass. This black motherfucker doesnt think he owns strat, but he KNOWS he owned you.
I dont pay attention to the forums but it looks like there are 10 dwarf posts for every 1 acre post on this thread. This should have been a friendly war with good immersion but it got super fucked up fast.
Chumley, do us all a favor, and keep not checking the forums. You're at max 7.
Signed
Sissies, please continue to beat eachother into pulps, then let me know when your both weak enough to come conquer you both.
I AM WAITING
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xD
wow drama in NA :shock:
I just play empire earth these days.
Was so sad when my empire earth stopped working until I found out empire earth gold works with windows 7. Oh lawd. Dat nostalgia.
Aw yis. EE was and still is the shit. 2nd best rts ever, a close second to bfme2 imo, even though they are both so different you can hardly compare them.
Yeah I need to get around to that one. BFME was fun but never did try out BFME 2.
But mang I'm liking EE. Just gotta remember how I set up my old civs. There's also art of conquest but I dont really see a difference beyond an extra age. Which I never play anyway since I stop around medieval/renaissance cuz melee over ranged fights ftw.
Aw yis. EE was and still is the shit. 2nd best rts ever, a close second to bfme2 imo, even though they are both so different you can hardly compare them.
So what are the Dwarves doing on NA side of strat?
Excuse me? Where are Age of Empires I + II, Age of Mythology or C&C Generals?
They are unworthy to stand next to the greatness of the aforementioned games. :twisted:
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No RTS can compare to the Europa Universalis, Crusader Kings, and Victoria series. I have PDX Grand Strategy 4 Lyfe tattooed on my face. Stellaris is a fantastic game as well, make the 4x space strategy genre great again.
Paradox Development is Sweden's one redeemable quality imo