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Title: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 20, 2016, 11:19:45 pm
Lets say someone were to hypothetically write a book, a work of fiction chronicling how a semi-retarded player-base destroys the world's first virtual reality game. What is intended to be an amazing, magical, medieval-themed MMO becomes a Game of Thrones-esque nightmare of hyper-competitiveness, sexual perversion, vast human (NPC?) rights abuses, and magical chaos.

Let's also say that the hypothetical author was also completely unoriginal.

(I mean, sometimes reality just can't be trumped*).

SAYING THESE THINGS

WHAT THEN WOULD YOU SAY

To making a chameo in the hypothetical Shitbook? Some of shit that I see floating around here is literally the stuff of art. Art in the way that a small child might smear shit on his own face or put a necklace in his ass. But, I would never ever steal someone's intellectual (YEP THAT'S US) property without their permission.


*VOTE TRUMP 2016 BUILD THE WALL DEPORT EVERYBODY REPEAL UNIVERSAL SUFFERAGE GOD BLESS AMERICA
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 20, 2016, 11:32:47 pm
I don't know what this means but where do I sign up.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 20, 2016, 11:33:19 pm
i relinquish all rights to you
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Keshian on March 20, 2016, 11:49:16 pm
Can I be your main character? (Hyper-competitiveness engaged)
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: imisshotmail on March 20, 2016, 11:56:13 pm
Don't forget Ecko.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 20, 2016, 11:58:03 pm
Quote from: imisshotmail on March 20, 2016, 11:56:13 pm
Don't forget Ecko.

Lol, Epoch's story.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 21, 2016, 12:11:37 am
Quote from: Keshian_the_Grey on March 20, 2016, 11:49:16 pm
Can I be your main character? (Hyper-competitiveness engaged)

:)
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 21, 2016, 12:17:07 am
if hes going to be the main character i think its only fair that the following people turn up as either the antagonist or a clandestine illuminati orginazation versus him:

 arowaine, echo, peppo, sandy, smoothrich, daruvian THE GOBBLIN KING
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Jona on March 21, 2016, 12:19:59 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 21, 2016, 12:17:07 am
daruvian

Who now?


Quote from: Gmnotutoo on March 20, 2016, 11:32:47 pm
I don't know what this means but where do I sign up.

Also this.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Bobthehero on March 21, 2016, 12:20:04 am
As long as I get the kill on Arrowaine in the end...
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: mcdeath on March 21, 2016, 12:22:00 am
I want to have an origin story along the lines of someone taking a shit on a keyboard and thats how I was born.

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Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 21, 2016, 12:23:42 am
jona that was offensive and rude
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 21, 2016, 12:29:13 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 21, 2016, 12:17:07 am
if hes going to be the main character i think its only fair that the following people turn up as either the antagonist or a clandestine illuminati orginazation versus him:
 

actually that's you hue
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 21, 2016, 12:40:06 am
Quote from: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 21, 2016, 12:29:13 am
actually that's you hue


rofl
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Taser on March 21, 2016, 12:41:04 am
Tasa Clan can into book?
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: mcdeath on March 21, 2016, 12:45:57 am
Follow up request, I want it to be known that the pile of shit on the keyboard is from Boston so everyone knows how retarded he is (i am) from the getgo
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 21, 2016, 01:42:59 am
when should we expect to see progress
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 21, 2016, 02:05:02 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 21, 2016, 01:42:59 am
when should we expect to see progress

Meh. Three months for a first draft. Revise/edit x2 for maybe a month. Then wait long enough that I forget what exactly I wrote about so I get a sort of impartial, final edit before forward final draft to agent who'll forward to editor--both will make recommendations so another edit. Then final draft then published copy.

In short: few months till first drafts, then like a year till final publish. Mod should be dead by then I hope.

This, depending on how the army treats me work-wise. Nurses get all sorts of days off so should go quick.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Matey on March 21, 2016, 07:35:51 am
I'd be happy to reprise my roll as the ultimate stereotypical pirate who disapproves of most of the actions of most of the characters I've encountered in your previous writings.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: blizz on March 22, 2016, 01:23:45 am
well im best na so i should prob just win everything u no
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 23, 2016, 10:58:27 pm
Here you go, Joe:

Gmnotutoo: kamikaze joe wants to write an erotic novel on strategus history. can your likeness and character be used in said literary masterpiece?
Huey: sure.
Gmnotutoo: k i'll pass it on
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: imisshotmail on March 23, 2016, 11:01:08 pm
farmer_nate should be the reluctant hero of the story.

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Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: mcdeath on March 23, 2016, 11:13:41 pm
The story should be dedicated to the late Spook Island R.I.P
gg spook fans
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 03:33:46 am
this is now the only thing i have to look forward to from here

this is all crpg has to offer

god speed
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: BaleOhay on March 24, 2016, 03:59:58 pm
Joe always bringing the community together
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Torben on March 25, 2016, 08:35:15 am
I have quite a large penis. can i be in your book?
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 27, 2016, 05:14:24 pm
oh fuck use the fuck out of me if it fits your literary whim man

i would be more than happy to provide semi-amateur editing services/consulting pro bono (lol bono that almost sounds like boner)

But for real. I really would.

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oh and use ascalon too
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Horse_And_Sword on March 28, 2016, 01:09:19 am
You gotta put the cavalieres charging head on from behind somewhere, maybe the butt.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 19, 2016, 05:45:13 am
and so we wait
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Rhalzo on April 19, 2016, 11:26:18 am
You're doing a great job man!
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 21, 2016, 01:53:24 am
Quote from: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 20, 2016, 11:19:45 pm
Art in the way that a small child might put a necklace in his ass.

Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 21, 2016, 01:55:48 am
also can i be an aloof mary sue manic pixie dream girl
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 13, 2017, 11:47:42 pm
ok so by my calculations a rough draft should be complete by now

is my arithmetic wrong
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 12, 2018, 10:49:10 pm
dude, do you have an outline ready yet?
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 04, 2018, 09:57:16 am
it hasn't really been enough time for another post but hey, life's short.

r u done yet?
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Torben on May 04, 2018, 01:59:03 pm
I came to this thread expecting shit pics.

I am dissapoint.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: ArysOakheart on May 05, 2018, 08:36:52 am
I am also curious about this outline
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Jona on May 06, 2018, 05:39:48 am
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Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 06, 2018, 08:22:09 am
guys you might think that i'm bullshitting, you might think that i'm absolutely chock-full of horse hockey right now

but i was playing rising storm 2 vietnam yesterday afternoon, shooting some slopes and hollering encouragement in team voip.....when what do i hear?

i hear someone call my name...how very odd! i don't interact with anyone regularly in that game, who could be summoning my attention?

the battle was indeed intense and the rocket's red glare+shrapnel bursting in air prevented effective communication. i managed to make out someone asking about cRPG. cRPG?! who could this be?

anyway yeah it was kamikaze joe and i harangued/harrassed him somewhat drunkenly about when his crpg book is gonna come out but i couldn't really tell if he was responding because big booms. then i went to sleep.

tldr; book confirmed coming soon
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Jona on May 06, 2018, 08:23:39 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on May 06, 2018, 08:22:09 am
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I want to believe...
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: mcdeath on February 22, 2019, 03:18:28 am
So are we getting this book? I haven't read a book in a long time considering the fact that I am an illiterate shit poster but I was interested in looking at the cover of it.
Title: Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
Post by: Asheram on February 22, 2019, 03:36:50 am
Yes has the book been published and can I get it on audio books?