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cRPG => Ban/Unban Requests => Unban Essays => Topic started by: LLJK_Goatee on March 19, 2012, 12:58:17 am
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LEECHING AND THE GLOBIAL ECONOMY BY LLJK GOATE AGE 12
PERIOD 0 ENGLISH 43B PROFFESOR MEOW PHD ( Womans Studies)
chadz Community College
NISSAN/18/5772
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A skilful leech is better far
Than half an hundred men of war,
So he appear'd; and by his skill,
No less than dint of sword, cou'd kill
Samuel Butler - Hudibras
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- I don't think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them off. But I know how to get them off. I'm an expert at it. Nancy Regan
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- Cute? That's what they say about the puppy. The only thing worse is good friend, or nice person. In plain English it means I'll leech off you as long as I can, but don't even think about getting into my pants. Eugene Wristcutters a love story
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- Sure, call me any ugly name you choose
The steel of freedom does not stain.
From those who live like leeches on the people's lives,
We must take back our land again,
America!
~ Langston Hughes ~
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Ten thousand times has the labor movement stumbled and fallen and bruised itself, and risen again; been seized by the throat and choked and clubbed into insensibility; enjoined by courts, assaulted by thugs, charged by the militia, shot down by regulars, traduced by the press, frowned upon by public opinion, deceived by politicians, threatened by priests, repudiated by renegades, preyed upon by grafters, infested by spies, deserted by cowards, betrayed by traitors, bled by leeches, and sold out by leaders, but notwithstanding all this, and all these, it is today the most vital and potential power this planet has ever known, and its historic mission of emancipating the workers of the world from the thraldom of the ages is as certain of ultimate realization as is the setting of the sun.
- Eugene Debbs"An Ideal Labor Press," The Metal Worker (May 1904)
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In this essay I have been asked to reflect on leeching and the global economy. Leeching affects the global economy both IRL ( IN Real Life) and ICRPG In Christs Regal Peasant Genocide-sim) its effects are momentous. This essay shall describe the history of leeching and its problematic effects on peer to peer microloans and synergy.
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ICRPG the affects of leeching and very clear taking TWEET MY KD BRO RIP LADDERS transaction history as a case study one man running in peasant gear with a scythe and a felt hat has generated over 4,000,000 gold that has been transferred to LLJK and non LLJK, the effects of this are thus forth if you have every been killed by Smoothriches +3 sword of crutching or run over by an LLJK members charger there is a very high probability that this one players income has financed and subsidized their weapon or armor of crutching. If one looks at Smoothriches own history of X 5s as an example this start up fund for his skill can be directly traced to this one player. A way to combat leeching would be for chadz to put magic into this game and a bot that takes those who has not had a kill in over 5 rounds and transforms them into a round fat leech that dies in one hit and playes a text message to the server saying NOOB DOWN. Alternatively Xmas crpg could be impimented allowing for no upkeep to occur and therefore no incentive to leech for money to pay upkeep with.
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Outside of CRPG leeching continues to be problematic welfare offices are flooded daily with the scum that suckles Americas bosom from the cradle to the grave. This form of leeching disenctivies work and effort, it also artficaly inflates our unemployment statistics as well as our currency since money is being printed and given away for free to these human parasites. A way to combat this form of leeching would be to cut off the big government big teets that feed these adult babys or make the liqor stores they frequent to only accept human sweat or bone marrow rather than EBT card. This would encourage a national manning up as well as solving our national bone marrow crisis. Alternately the congress of these united states could create a state department of bootstraps that allows this shiftless layouts to work in the bootstrap factories place of their government wet wipes and bottle, this would also help the economy by providing cheap shoes straps that would in turn lower the price of the Chinese shoes the welfare class frivolously buy with their monthly Obama aid package.
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Now I defer to wild Madagascar.com on their authorative guide on how to remove leeches and how this advise canbe applied to CRPG
http://www.wildmadagascar.org/overview/leeches.html
1. Identify the anterior (oral) sucker which will be found at the small end of the leech.EG Look for suckers that differentiat leeches from normal humans
2. Put your finger on your skin adjacent to the oral sucker. Reach out to the leecher and offer physical and human contact
3. Gently but firmly slide your finger toward the wound where the leech is feeding. Using your fingernail, push the sucker sideways away from your skin. Imagine 4 leeches on the edge of a cliff CRPG works the same way
4. Once you have dislodged the oral sucker, quickly detach the posterior (rear) sucker (the fat end of the leech). Try flicking the leech or proding with your fingernail. As you work to remove the leech, it will attempt to reattach itself. Pinch the leeches fat to fat shame it and otherwise it.
5. Keep the wound clean -- minor cuts in tropical climates can quickly become infected. The leech itself is not poisonous. The wound will itch as it heals. physicaly scrub the servers with soap to ritually cleanse it from the leeching. Furthermore leeches are not poisonous like trolls and must be welcomed back as a healthy part of the servers ecosystem
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QED Leeching and a thing ICRPG and it has stuff to do with money.
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free goate 10/10
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FREE GOATE
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You are a beautiful human being.
10/10
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10/10
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Free Goatee, he is a beautiful mind, do not stifle genius!
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I'm not convinced that your behavior has changed in the slightest (You are infamous for the multitude of bans you have received, as well as ignoring the multitude of warnings that you have ever recieved).
Your unban essay has little to do with saying you won't leech again either or are sorry.
Is it amusing? You bet.
Is this worthy of an unban? I think this merely demonstrates why you should remain banned.
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I'm not convinced that your behavior has changed in the slightest (You are infamous for the multitude of bans you have received, as well as ignoring the multitude of warnings that you have ever recieved).
Your unban essay has little to do with saying you won't leech again either or are sorry.
Is it amusing? You bet.
Is this worthy of an unban? I think this merely demonstrates why you should remain banned.
Umm this was an essay about economic not your pudgy criminal justice social sciene please stop trolling my thread
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Umm this was an essay about economic not your pudgy criminal justice social sciene please stop trolling my thread
Hardly trolling. I honestly don't believe that the community will benefit from you being unbanned as you have a record of not caring about disrupting the game, despite having the record for sheer number of bans and warnings then any other two NA offenders combined.
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Hardly trolling. I honestly don't believe that the community will benefit from you being unbanned as you have a record of not caring about disrupting the game, despite having the record for sheer number of bans and warnings then any other two NA offenders combined.
can you just kill youself already
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Free Goatee
Permaban Tears of Destiny.
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Hardly trolling. I honestly don't believe that the community will benefit from you being unbanned as you have a record of not caring about disrupting the game, despite having the record for sheer number of bans and warnings then any other two NA offenders combined.
The essay assigned was not about my own personaly regret for leeching or about my contrite ness please stop attacking me personaly and consider the arguements I have made in my essay. As a high functioning autistic admin on the total war wiki you should be used to such fights.
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The essay assigned was not about my own personaly regret for leeching or about my contrite ness please stop attacking me personaly and consider the arguements I have made in my essay. As a high functioning autistic admin on the total war wiki you should be used to such fights.
I agreeds.
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huuummmmm Hard to say...
essay was fun with lot of pic and all...
BUT
are you sorry for what you've done?
*reading the title of essay*
oh this is serious economic topic...
humm
well...
if you could type one sorry for each 5000 you leeched I would appreciate.
good luck !
4/5 (-1 because image loading and because I didn't saw the word sorry in it!)
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The way I look at it, is that GOATE is like some kind of super spy now, he has been the enemy for so long, he is now providing a good service by being hired to track down other villainous scum.
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AKA FREE GOATE
GOATE FOR ADMIN
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Permaban goate!
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10/10 unban goate
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Hardly trolling. I honestly don't believe that the community will benefit from you being unbanned as you have a record of not caring about disrupting the game, despite having the record for sheer number of bans and warnings then any other two NA offenders combined.
goate has been the number one manufacturer of top-quality scythes for the LLJK army. those scythes had won us many battles.
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It seems unfair to give Goate the task of writing an essay on the Effects of Leeching on the Global Economy, and then criticize him for not relating it to why he should be unbanned. I find Tears abuse of Goate's developmental disability, and the implicit mockery of his special little mind, to be distasteful in the extreme.
Goate's attempts to free himself from the bonds both his mind and society has shackled him with should be applauded, not denigrated.
"Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still" - Chinese Proverb
"What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself." - Hecato, Greek philosopher
"Fuck that Tears of Destiny asshole" - Socrates
10/10 UNBAN GOATE
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10/10 free goate
goate is a valued member of the cerpugee community and a powerful voice for an entire generation of young conservative republicans. that he should be unbanned should seem obvious to any except the most slow witted and humorless fucker-idiot aspergians in existence. however i suggest that we go beyond merely reversing his ban:
I hereby nominate goate for permanent full immunity from all further probation, bans and permabans on his account with reguards to his gameplay activities on the Official US Battle, Duel, Siege and Rageball servers. He will of course be forced to maintain community standards and follow all official guidelines on all US Official Defend The Virgin servers, all Official European, Asian, and Wallabyworld servers, any affiliated cRPG linked but non-official servers, and any servers created utilizing exciting new rulesets moving forward into the future.
Don't just Free Goate today... free him forever!
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Through not a good essay but fits the subject you were assigned to 9.9/10
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1/10
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keep goatee locked up.
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effortpost
low effort praise reply! 8-)
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im gay
FREE GOATY
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Free goatee and ill bring the strategy map back up
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Free goatee and ill bring the strategy map back up
DO IT NOW VINNY!
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Sorry but sometimes you must make a stand in the face of such an injustice
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The essay is witty, clever, and on topic.
NO UNBAN FOR YOU!
Fine, you will be unbanned, but remember, any ban from here on out will result in a permanent, no essay given, say goodbye to your looms and your remaining cash, buy a new key cause you aint getting this one back ban.
Good luck to you sirrah.
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10/10 ban panos instead
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All my fives.
chadz is dumb.
Mod is ded.
etc etc
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I move to declare a MISTRIAL. The player in question is being voted on based on his popularity and not on the quality of his essay...which was just a collection of quotes.com and google "leech" searches with very little substance relevant to his actions or their effect on the game. In short it was dismal, if colorful.
The next unban essay will be due in 1 week and be voted on by a jury of impartial peers.
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The free goate movement has succeeded once again. A free goate means a free world!
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I move to declare a MISTRIAL. The player in question is being voted on based on his popularity and not on the quality of his essay...which was just a collection of quotes.com and google "leech" searches with very little substance relevant to his actions or their effect on the game. In short it was dismal, if colorful.
The next unban essay will be due in 1 week and be voted on by a jury of impartial peers.
Queer, stay out of America.
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What the hell did I just read
And why did I rate it a 5