Ok, you up vote my post, I up vote your post. Everyone is friends again.
Now that we are friends, I can tell you you are a scum sucking low life loser dork face dick wad dumb ass. And as you are half german, the Europeans can no longer hold their heads high, but as you are half turk, they don't need to hang their heads low. They will have to hold their heads in a normal position. Except for the French, who may continue to hold their noses in the air, and the Greeks, who will need to keep staring at the ground looking for bits of copper wire or aluminum cans to help pay off their debt.
But as for Ichamur, we will have peasant gear. We will have arrows to shoot into you, and axes to smash your ladders, and daggers to stab you in the face. And there are far too many flags for your tiny army to capture them all. And we have some kickass players who can kill with any weapon. All your siege will be is a big pain in the ass for us.
And, today Jack just recaptured all the stolen gear (stupid raids! I mean really, 2000 townsfolk just let 100 guys walk in and grab all the +3 Cherbourg plate and +3 flamberges that I spent so much on in Europe?!?). So, if on the odd chance that nobody shows up on our side, Jack will swarm over the walls with the aforesaid plate, plus all the +3 Heraldic mail and plate and +3 great long bardiches and slaughter you all. And then he will deal the crime rate and station a garrison, and never again will we be bothered by all you Strat trolls who just make us miserable.
