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Title: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on May 28, 2012, 01:27:56 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 28, 2012, 01:28:56 am

Official Remnant Forums http://stratianremnants.enjin.com (http://stratianremnants.enjin.com)


Hymn to Stratia

First Verse
Meadow glens round river bends,
Clear blue skies that never end,
Rays of sunshine that fall like gold,
Stratia’s a place called home.

Southern plains where traders reign,
Valour knights to protect their gain,
Scented oils and silks of gold,
Stratia’s a place called home.

Even the weak can live in peace,
Every man can peacefully sleep,
Heaven is a land I know,
Stratia my long lost home.

Second Verse
Blood soaked fields that mark the losses,
Bracken marshes flush with corpses,
The city docks where slaves are sold,
Stratia’s a place called home.

Endless deserts run by bandits,
Mercs and murderers that run rampant,
No ones safe, the young, the old,
Stratia’s a place called home.

Every man that wants a piece
Prays upon those that sleep,
Heaven is a land I know,
Stratia my long lost home.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on May 28, 2012, 01:33:14 am
Godspeed.

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Auphilia on May 28, 2012, 01:37:49 am
Chaos subclan thing? ATS is doing the same thing with that Black Hand clan :o
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 28, 2012, 01:42:53 am

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Post by: ildist on May 28, 2012, 01:52:09 am
 :? :o :shock: :lol: :wink:   :oops: :) :D

There's a story in those smiley faces.

Yes.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on May 28, 2012, 01:56:17 am
Going to ride my brother's coattails straight to the top!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Kreczor on May 28, 2012, 01:59:03 am
When did Mano leave Chaos?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on May 28, 2012, 02:30:31 am
Quote from: dynamike_of_the_olden_days
For while the fire in the heart of a single Remnant still burns... can Stratia truly have fallen?

Once a Remnant... always Stratia!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 28, 2012, 02:30:48 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Zaren on May 28, 2012, 02:42:53 am
For clarification; Chaos is still alive and kicking, and I'm confident that it will do well without us in it. We're still loosely affiliated.
isnt that exactly what canary said about when you guys created chaos from RS
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on May 28, 2012, 02:48:02 am
isnt that exactly what canary said about when you guys created chaos from RS
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Smoothrich on May 28, 2012, 03:01:18 am
Good start Sauce, good luck.

And I hope by playing strat with specific intent you mean griefing/owning Hospitallers haha.

Also glad finally someone adapted literary genius K.A Applegate's (author of the legendary Animorphs book series) intense sci fi opus book series Remnants into clan form

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 28, 2012, 03:10:24 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on May 28, 2012, 06:09:33 am
For clarification; Chaos is still alive and kicking, and I'm confident that it will do well without us in it. We're still loosely affiliated.

A little nervous due to the fact I've seen this quote before.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on May 28, 2012, 06:18:04 am
Good luck.
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Post by: Argoth on May 28, 2012, 06:23:43 am
I approve of this clan!
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Post by: Visconti on May 28, 2012, 07:14:58 am
Good luck!
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Post by: Uumdi on May 28, 2012, 07:20:30 am
I approve, especially of the esoteric imagery.
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Post by: Rhalzo on May 28, 2012, 07:40:05 am
Best of luck m8's.
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Post by: San on May 28, 2012, 08:17:20 am
Nice, hope to see some of you guys on crpg more often now.
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Post by: Kreczor on May 28, 2012, 01:37:49 pm
Nice, hope to see some of you guys on crpg more often now.
Will never happen.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 28, 2012, 11:28:44 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 28, 2012, 11:37:10 pm
Best of luck guys :) Great lineup, and I'm fond of most of you.

Look forward to seeing y'all in game.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on May 29, 2012, 06:52:34 pm
Best of luck guys :) Great lineup, and I'm fond of most of you.

Look forward to seeing y'all in game.

How about meeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Hauptmann on May 29, 2012, 08:55:29 pm
I'm gay.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 29, 2012, 09:49:34 pm
How about meeeeeeeeeee

You especially. We met awhile ago, and this is crazy. But here's my number, call me maybe.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Casimir on May 29, 2012, 09:52:59 pm
Hail to the remnants, may stratia's glory shine anew in reflection of your deeds!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Joseph Porta on May 29, 2012, 10:19:58 pm
Good luck, I love the name you chose!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on May 29, 2012, 11:51:34 pm
Friggin fraggin Rhuell.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Gomer on May 30, 2012, 12:46:42 am
It's all the non-my old friends from Chaos correct?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on May 30, 2012, 04:29:07 am
Hoplites > Stratia > Remntants of Stratia > Chaos and Remnants?


A real shame that most of the original Hoplites don't even play anymore, and those who do aren't even united under the same banner anymore.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 30, 2012, 07:16:25 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on May 31, 2012, 12:29:47 am
It's all the my old friends from Chaos correct?

Fixed.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on May 31, 2012, 02:40:19 am
Fixed.

lol
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on May 31, 2012, 04:09:18 am
Let the party begin.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Argoth on May 31, 2012, 06:51:02 am
Hoplites > Stratia > Remntants of Stratia > Chaos and Remnants?


A real shame that most of the original Hoplites don't even play anymore, and those who do aren't even united under the same banner anymore.
Hey im still here! Kophka quit due to the constant nerfs to his javalry class ):

And hoplites/ stratia was the same, it was a long time ago, stratia was the clan name and hoplite was the tag

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ganner on May 31, 2012, 07:50:17 am
FINE.

My new tags.

Remnats_Ganner_of_Chaos_of_Stratia
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 31, 2012, 01:45:52 pm
And banner
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Post by: Elindor on May 31, 2012, 03:50:50 pm
Cool banner Sauce
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Post by: TurmoilTom on May 31, 2012, 05:35:19 pm
Butts.
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Post by: RobinHood on May 31, 2012, 06:54:58 pm
Butts.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on May 31, 2012, 09:45:45 pm
Fucken full custom banner made by the Sauce himself.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 31, 2012, 10:03:01 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on May 31, 2012, 11:36:23 pm
I would of preferred darker colors

Black is always in style :D
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Post by: Chestaclese on May 31, 2012, 11:40:57 pm
I would of preferred darker colors

Black is always in style :D

Black is the color of fat old ladies.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 01, 2012, 12:15:49 am
I would of preferred darker colors

Black is always in style :D

Awesome banner, Saucemaster, but I'm with ManO: can you change the background color to black? Old school Stratian heritage colors bla bla...


Black is the color of fat old ladies.

Yo momma black?  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Visconti on June 01, 2012, 12:28:33 am
Very nice banner
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Post by: Sauce on June 01, 2012, 02:44:54 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ildist on June 01, 2012, 02:45:20 am
Hello, my name is Ildist, what's yours?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 01, 2012, 04:43:57 am
Awesome banner, Saucemaster, but I'm with ManO: can you change the background color to black? Old school Stratian heritage colors bla bla...

No it's not.

Black is the color of fat old ladies.

+1
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 02, 2012, 01:37:25 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on June 02, 2012, 02:26:39 am
THAT banner is amazing.
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Post by: Chestaclese on June 02, 2012, 02:39:56 am
THAT banner is amazing.

Stop lurking in the shadows Karam and join already.
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Post by: Rhalzo on June 02, 2012, 05:00:29 am
Dude, that banner is pretty badass.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miley on June 02, 2012, 08:09:12 am
Are you going to war with Canary!?

Chaos subclan thing? ATS is doing the same thing with that Black Hand clan :o

Black Hand isn't a subclan of ATS either.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on June 02, 2012, 08:13:00 am
Hey im still here! Kophka quit due to the constant nerfs to his javalry class ):

And hoplites/ stratia was the same, it was a long time ago, stratia was the clan name and hoplite was the tag

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I was in Stratia when the clan name was just "Hoplites" and our tag was "Hoplite_"

Onimaho, you, and myself are basically some of the last people who played back then who still play today.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Lamk on June 03, 2012, 03:56:50 am
What are the requirements to join Remnants and what are my chances to get in at least?
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Post by: Chestaclese on June 03, 2012, 06:39:58 pm
What are the requirements to join Remnants and what are my chances to get in at least?

Are you still an archer Lamk? I could use a buddy.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 07:43:13 pm
It was fun fighting alongside you guys last night in the Chaos siege.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Lamk on June 03, 2012, 08:27:35 pm
Are you still an archer Lamk? I could use a buddy.

My STF is an archer but my main is a cav. Chesti, Do you think I've chances to get in or it is only by invitation
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 03, 2012, 09:06:56 pm
It was fun fighting alongside you guys last night in the Chaos siege.

Yes. It was also fun knocking Huey down the top 5 ladder.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on June 03, 2012, 09:26:18 pm
Yes. It was also fun knocking Huey down the top 5 ladder.

You have another chance tO knock him off tonight! 11:33 cst
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Canary on June 03, 2012, 09:31:28 pm
Hello.

I was in Stratia when the clan name was just "Hoplites" and our tag was "Hoplite_"

Onimaho, you, and myself are basically some of the last people who played back then who still play today.

What was the Hoplite banner? Also, at what point did the name change to Stratia? I remember Stratia_Onimaho ever-so-clearly, and Socrates mentions it from time to time.

RS's first banner was that white one with the red angry chicken/wyvern thing on it. After that, we (John) made a custom one with a white phoenix on a black background that took the slot of the former Gafferjack banner, that is, the half black, half white/red striped one.

You guys have a neat banner now, although I admit I did like seeing the laserface in-game, heh.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Uumdi on June 03, 2012, 09:57:34 pm
The Remnant banner looks godtier on Mano's heavy round shield
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on June 03, 2012, 10:37:50 pm
My STF is an archer but my main is a cav. Chesti, Do you think I've chances to get in or it is only by invitation

It's by invitation. You should join us on TS and play with us so we know you're not a bundle of sticks.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 03, 2012, 11:23:48 pm
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Post by: martyrAD on June 03, 2012, 11:29:37 pm
stratia? isnt that a geo thing? like rock/soil layers? im confused... lol
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Post by: Vaermi on June 04, 2012, 12:28:45 am
You know whats good Hudson. I will join
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 04, 2012, 04:16:46 pm
stratia? isnt that a geo thing? like rock/soil layers? im confused... lol

It's like rock paper scissors where we are the rock, you are the scissors and paper has been set on fire.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 04, 2012, 04:52:12 pm
You know whats good Hudson. I will join

The ego on this one.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 04, 2012, 06:18:25 pm
The ego on this one.

Stop being mean to people.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Vaermi on June 04, 2012, 11:49:16 pm
Its all in good fun Dexx ;)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Lewp on June 04, 2012, 11:53:46 pm
So I was asking around, and except for a German and an Asian, you are quite low in diversity...
I'd be willing to help change that.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on June 05, 2012, 12:55:29 am
Hello.

What was the Hoplite banner? Also, at what point did the name change to Stratia? I remember Stratia_Onimaho ever-so-clearly, and Socrates mentions it from time to time.

RS's first banner was that white one with the red angry chicken/wyvern thing on it. After that, we (John) made a custom one with a white phoenix on a black background that took the slot of the former Gafferjack banner, that is, the half black, half white/red striped one.

You guys have a neat banner now, although I admit I did like seeing the laserface in-game, heh.

If I remember correctly we had the giant chickens foot on a grey and black banner, and it wasn't long before August 2010 that we changed to Stratia because we wanted something more professional.  Around then we also had rank names and position titles (peltastai for throwers and such.) And I wasn't aware Socrates still played, I guess that makes four of the original Hoplites still active.

Aside from that, I joined for Chivalry because I had a few friends in it (and Stratia was closed around then aswell) around August and we ended up forming Dracul around the same time RS was formed (October 2010)

Good times, hard to believe it's already coming to be two years since then, when we only had one server and we waited thirty minutes to get an update on our stats and equipment.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 05, 2012, 01:27:28 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on June 05, 2012, 01:30:27 am
Yay! You use nditions ts!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on June 06, 2012, 12:20:24 am
Yay! You use nditions ts!

Stay out of my channel.
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Post by: Kreczor on June 06, 2012, 01:05:00 am
Yay! You use nditions ts!
Stay out of my channel.

gf
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on June 06, 2012, 05:40:04 am
Stay out of my channel.
okay... :(

cries*
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 06, 2012, 05:55:05 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 06, 2012, 06:39:06 am
For details, leave me a message over Steam or ask me when I'm in TS.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ganner on June 06, 2012, 06:54:11 am
For details, leave me a message over Steam or ask me when I'm in TS.

Or go in your bathroom turn the lights off and whisper butts three times and dexx will appear in the mirror.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Rain on June 06, 2012, 07:32:01 am
Glad to see some of the remnants back in action! Good luck guys!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 06, 2012, 07:33:44 am
Or go in your bathroom turn the lights off and whisper butts three times and dexx will appear in the mirror.

Tried this, does not work.
GTFO.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 06, 2012, 03:19:08 pm
Tried this, does not work.
GTFO.

Well, if you didn't have your fucking pants down, I would've showed up.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Lewp on June 06, 2012, 04:15:00 pm
When I tried Dynamike showed up.
The sex was fantastic.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 06, 2012, 05:17:46 pm
When I tried Dynamike showed up.
The sex was fantastic.

The things Irish dip in their coffees... painful I tell you :shock:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: BUlkathos on June 06, 2012, 05:28:43 pm
i wish to join.

In-game name: Bulkathos
Current Build: 36str/3agi

I have 2 other 30's as well. (Lancer, and Archer)

________________________

I have been playing cRPG for (consistently) for 5-6 months now, although i have played before that on and off.

________________________

Thank you
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 06, 2012, 05:32:06 pm
Out of necessity, Remnants will remain an invite only army. Though we may be looking for players with talent, we realize not everyone will mesh well within Remnants.
Applications will be closed for a short period while they are sorted. However, still feel free to PM Sauce or Dexxta if you are interested.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 06, 2012, 06:32:11 pm
Bulkathos, your application is noted and I'll speak to Sauce about you. Thanks for letting us know!

Bear in mind that we reserve the right to terminate your application at any time if we feel that you do not uphold the requirements of the clan.

I'll let you know when your application begins.

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: BUlkathos on June 06, 2012, 07:13:32 pm
i was talking to dexxtaa in TS and he said post on the faction hall :( i blame him  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 06, 2012, 07:54:27 pm
i was talking to dexxtaa in TS and he said post on the faction hall :( i blame him  :mrgreen:

I am le derp
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 06, 2012, 08:06:42 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Rhalzo on June 06, 2012, 09:23:39 pm
Dexxtaa, I like your signature.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 06, 2012, 10:43:56 pm
Dexxtaa, I like your signature.

Thanks. Miracle called me that over IRC, and I figured it was pretty accurate.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 07, 2012, 03:41:30 am
Updated website info. Check the ladder, please.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 07, 2012, 04:09:17 am
Updated website info. Check the ladder, please.

Site = sexyyy. That is all.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Kophka on June 07, 2012, 04:24:18 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 07, 2012, 05:04:56 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 07, 2012, 06:39:57 pm
Check the forums, tentative update on the front page.

Applicants, initiates and members; check in, please.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 08, 2012, 09:21:05 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: BUlkathos on June 10, 2012, 04:20:00 am
i beat Ildist with frug frug armor and a practice longsword (after raging losing to sauce) i decided to come back. I'm OBVIOUSLY clan material. i would bribe you with looms but i got none. But just like killing floor i got "LOADS OF MONEY". .. but not for sauce cuz he beats me in duels  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 11, 2012, 04:46:36 pm
This is now the Remnant theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=pWgFRCw70tA&nomobile=1

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: BUlkathos on June 11, 2012, 05:25:20 pm
This is now the Remnant theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=pWgFRCw70tA&nomobile=1

it's uplifting in sound but depressing in lyrics! reminds me of that song about some kid shooting up a school but the music and tone are all happy. i think it was by the offspring haha i forget.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 11, 2012, 05:59:57 pm
This is now the Remnant theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=pWgFRCw70tA&nomobile=1

i like it..
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Socrates on June 12, 2012, 01:49:33 am
Hoplite was the first clan tag to be named while Stratia shortly took afterwards when I talked to Oni/Karazo and we agreed upon it, because it meant "Army" in Greek.

And I always felt the need to post this image every-time I reminisce.

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 13, 2012, 04:47:48 pm
Stop reminiscing, start playing with us again Socra! We can be hoplites together this gen  :D
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 13, 2012, 07:49:35 pm
Stop reminiscing, start playing with us again Socra! We can be hoplites together this gen  :D
i second this idea.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 15, 2012, 12:35:32 am
The Rape Train Has No Brakes
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 15, 2012, 04:05:11 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 15, 2012, 07:31:26 am
Our breaks hath broken.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Spanish on June 15, 2012, 09:09:37 am
Wait people still play as hoplites?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: BUlkathos on June 15, 2012, 10:04:19 am
gratz on being accepted guys. Second Wave Applicants turn now, yea boiiii
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 15, 2012, 03:52:55 pm
Wait people still play as hoplites?

The hoplite train has no swings.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on June 16, 2012, 07:05:51 am
gratz on being accepted guys. Second Wave Applicants turn now, yea boiiii

;)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Spanish on June 17, 2012, 09:23:31 am
Yeah i applied hurr and they said I wasnt good enough....how do i get bettar guys?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Uumdi on June 17, 2012, 10:21:47 am
well you gotta stop speakin mexican and learn to speak american
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 19, 2012, 05:10:14 am
well you gotta stop speakin mexican and learn to speak american

'MERICA!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 19, 2012, 04:00:28 pm
'MERICA!

'MEXICA!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 19, 2012, 07:16:45 pm
Remnant warriors please check the forums!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 19, 2012, 08:14:47 pm
Remnant warriors please check the forums!

Make sure you have them bookmarked for easy access:

http://www.justinbieberzone.com/forums/
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on June 19, 2012, 08:25:05 pm
Dynamike..

You got me with that one. I was like what the bie... FUCK.

 :oops: :lol: :lol:

I registered on the website. btw i demand Idlewild joins.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 20, 2012, 05:34:43 pm
From UrbanDictionary:

   Remnant King   12 up, 2 down
To master the art of leaving a piece of excrement in the toilet after you have flushed.
 
Picture rollin' in for your daily newpaper sitting. You have had your second cup of coffee & are growing a tail. Time to go relieve yourself. You open the door to your favorite stall & bam! A big old nugget sits there, with no toilet paper & no discolored water. All you can do is laugh, because the 'remnant king' has struck again.


   Remnants   5 up, 5 down
A 'remnant' generally refers to a small leftover portion after the main part no longer exists (as in leftover cloth) but for our purposes: the last few girls still at the bar/club as closing time approaches.

I think I'll stay a little longer and wait around for the remnants.

 :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 20, 2012, 06:30:41 pm
I need Dynamike, ManOfWar, Veto, Sigvard, Tarik, Troublesome, Weebs, and Wesley to check in on the forums.

Also, wtf Dyn. That's disgusting. 
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ganner on June 20, 2012, 06:33:46 pm
Dexx, Remnant King!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 20, 2012, 10:30:24 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 20, 2012, 10:41:28 pm
I need all members to read the official forums and update themselves.

Count > Knight

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 21, 2012, 06:02:52 pm
I need ManOfWar, Veto, Sigvard, Tarik, Troublesome, and Weebo to check in on the forums.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Vaermi on June 21, 2012, 06:18:54 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 21, 2012, 10:35:18 pm
Someone gets a mention in the NA rage thread!

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,34526.msg520095.html#msg520095
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on June 22, 2012, 03:00:12 am
Someone gets a mention in the NA rage thread!

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,34526.msg520095.html#msg520095

I haven't been a thrower for five months and people still hate me for it haha.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on June 22, 2012, 06:01:53 pm
Always remembered. Never forgotten.

Haha
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Spanish on June 22, 2012, 06:28:41 pm
Always hated.Never loved.

Haha
Now that's what crpg is all about unless your gay of course then everybody loves you
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on June 22, 2012, 06:47:23 pm
Now that's what crpg is all about unless your gay of course then everybody loves you

Looks at avatar*

Suddenly I hate Spaniard. Non-gay bastard.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on June 22, 2012, 07:32:47 pm
I don't understand why you would put up a picture of your GF on a forum where 80% of the men here have never touched a woman.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 24, 2012, 10:12:57 pm
Cross-Bros
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 25, 2012, 07:34:04 am
Congratulations to Shik, Jar, Mechanix and Cedrik for their successful applications to the clan ! Tag up and we'll see you on the field!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Cyclopsided on June 25, 2012, 09:02:04 am
Remnants is full of cool guys
so is chaos though, I love you both <3
Petty disagreements, ah the joy
I'd be in both clans if I could, really.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: MoonMan on June 25, 2012, 10:11:04 am
MoonMan has been clanless for a while, and is seeking a warparty to take him in.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Spanish on June 25, 2012, 10:13:20 am
I don't understand why you would put up a picture of your GF on a forum where 80% of the men here have never touched a woman.

Edit: I think it was bjord who made fun of my last avatar so I showed it to her, she then made fun of me too and told me to change it. I changed it to her to annoy her which worked until she saw the posts made about her soooooo now I cant change it cuz she thinks its funny how my plan back fired and always says "Im always right, even when im wrong" Yup yup true story....shes got me beat dude

Does that make more sense cuz now that ive had some sleep and reading what I wrote before it hardly makes any sense
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 25, 2012, 11:49:30 am
Remnants is full of cool guys
so is chaos though, I love you both <3
Petty disagreements, ah the joy
I'd be in both clans if I could, really.

I'd have you in any clan I'm in mate, plus in my underpants <3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on June 25, 2012, 05:27:29 pm
I think it was bjord made fun of my last one so I showed it to her, she then made fun of me too and told me to change it. I changed it to her to annoy her which worked until she saw the posts made about her soooooo now I cant change it cuz she thinks its funny how my plan back fired and always says "Im always right, even when im wrong" Yup yup true story....shes got me beat dude

Her name is bjord?
and also.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 26, 2012, 04:57:11 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 26, 2012, 07:48:20 am
Congratulations to our newest members: Cedrik ,Jar, Mechanix, Shik! Very glad to have you in our clan and in our hearts.
We will now have a reading from psalm 23:1.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 26, 2012, 06:28:21 pm
We will now have a reading from psalm 23:1.

 Psalms 23

1. A psalm. Of David.
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 26, 2012, 06:49:17 pm
HOLY SHIT IT'S SAUCE'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Hudson shares the same birthday as VicTheBear, too!!

Happy birthday motherfuckerssss!! 
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on June 26, 2012, 07:31:11 pm
Happy birthday!

Are we all going to get ... sauced.. in TS tonight? huehuehue
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on June 26, 2012, 09:27:06 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: arowaine on June 26, 2012, 09:35:59 pm
Happy birthday Sauce
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on June 26, 2012, 11:06:28 pm
It's Derek Jeter's birthday.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 27, 2012, 12:18:29 am
It's Derek Jeter's birthday.

WHO.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on June 27, 2012, 12:39:16 am
Baseball is not a sport.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Rhalzo on June 27, 2012, 12:46:18 am
Baseball is not a sport.

Base.... ball.....?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on June 27, 2012, 02:08:24 am
Baseball is not a sport.

What is ball of the base that you speak of? I know only Handegg.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on June 27, 2012, 04:43:30 am
Baseketball #1 sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kjqZrCeMQ
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 27, 2012, 08:01:48 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 27, 2012, 08:17:37 am
Hey happy late birthday bud.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 01, 2012, 03:08:06 am
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RHUELL IS BACK

GET YOUR SHIT ON, GUYS. THE PARTY'S HOME
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Muki on July 01, 2012, 03:16:10 pm
Base.... ball.....?

is it like bowling?

btw good to see the clan is growing
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Cyclopsided on July 01, 2012, 10:51:39 pm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RHUELL IS BACK

GET YOUR SHIT ON, GUYS. THE PARTY'S HOME
OHHH MY GOD
IS THIS REAL LIFE
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on July 02, 2012, 12:29:28 am
I saved my Mountain Dew from a house fire.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 02, 2012, 05:05:29 am
Remnant fighters, check in on the Remnant Forums, please!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 03, 2012, 02:55:32 pm
Remnant fighters, stop being awesome please! People start to hate us for it  :|
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 03, 2012, 03:22:37 pm
When you're bored just read old Chaos thread. 500+ pages of drama and trollz. Good ''old'' times lol.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: SHinOCk on July 10, 2012, 02:00:04 am
What a clan full of baddies! you need to start recruiting some good players asap.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Vaermi on July 10, 2012, 03:07:09 am
Get outta here Slickcock
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: SHinOCk on July 10, 2012, 03:21:30 am
Its Shinock for you Vaermi, get to my lvl and only then you can fuck with my name :P
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on July 10, 2012, 04:19:52 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 11, 2012, 11:32:29 pm
Hopefully our new recruits can prove their worth! Welcome Haru and Queen, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Dude let's do Sea Horses again soon.  Twas a good time
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on July 12, 2012, 03:57:24 am
#1 NA horse thrower.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 12, 2012, 07:32:58 pm
What a clan full of baddies! you need to start recruiting some good players asap.

We can start with you, if you'd like.

Hopefully our new recruits can prove their worth! Welcome Haru and Queen, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Avast!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: SHinOCk on July 13, 2012, 03:51:36 am
My limited skillset would only water down the talent already in the clan
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on July 13, 2012, 05:54:26 am
My limited skillset would only water down the talent already in the clan

I'm not sure you're styling enough either. We are some hansom mother fuckers.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on July 13, 2012, 06:39:12 am
Dude let's do Sea Horses again soon.  Twas a good time

  No ginger will go unscathed.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on July 13, 2012, 05:52:31 pm
I'm not sure you're styling enough either. We are some hansom mother  @#!*% .


+1 for stylin'
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on July 14, 2012, 08:30:08 pm
Hey guys sorry I've been MIA

been real busy with family death and combined with work, nearly no free time.
I love my remnant bro's! I'll be on soon hopefully
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on July 15, 2012, 09:35:16 am
Hey guys sorry I've been MIA

been real busy with family death and combined with work, nearly no free time.
I love my remnant bro's! I'll be on soon hopefully

 Sorry to hear this.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dooz on July 16, 2012, 02:17:04 am
Remnant sounds like a poop.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on July 16, 2012, 02:25:32 am
Remnant sounds like a poop.

Learn to speak american correct, thank you.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dooz on July 16, 2012, 02:45:30 am
Learn to speak american correct, thank you.

laughing out loud
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 16, 2012, 09:42:15 pm
Question of the (yester)day: who is "Remnant"?  :lol:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dooz on July 17, 2012, 02:40:46 am
Correct!
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Haru_Takeda on July 18, 2012, 06:27:24 am
Oh hello.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on July 18, 2012, 10:15:39 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 18, 2012, 10:30:26 pm
This guy.

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 18, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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I just noticed if you mix Mike with dynamite you get DYNAMIKEEEE!!!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on July 18, 2012, 11:16:45 pm
*hint* Im looking for a clan *hint*

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 18, 2012, 11:22:20 pm
*hint* Im looking for a clan *hint*

 :mrgreen:

Pledge urself to the Egg King and join MM
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on July 18, 2012, 11:25:46 pm
I don't think I can take MM seriously enough to join.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 18, 2012, 11:43:55 pm
I don't think I can take MM seriously enough to join.

Peasant rabble does not understand the depth and complexity of the Fallopian Kingdom. 

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 12:57:36 am
I don't think I can take MM seriously enough to join.
Have you not seen how deeply serious the Egg King's history is? He conquered the fucking walls of Fallopia before you were fucking walking, don't spit on the Egg King by spouting such foolery in public, knave, or thine mighty Egg King shall come to your hut with an army and a noose.

TL;DR? Sploodge is fo' cereal yo.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 19, 2012, 02:18:45 am
I just noticed if you mix Mike with dynamite you get DYNAMIKEEEE!!!!

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on July 19, 2012, 09:38:55 am
I don't think I can take MM seriously enough to join.

We have a rule where people who take themselves too seriously get auto rejected anyway!  :wink:


Also, bump for Stratia.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tibe on July 19, 2012, 10:03:13 am
Peasant rabble does not understand the depth and complexity of the Fallopian Kingdom. 

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Uterus rimes with Tiberius......
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 10:39:53 am
Uterus rimes with Tiberius......

If you pronounce uterus "Uterius"

Or Tiberius "Tuterus"

I hope you don't.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tibe on July 19, 2012, 10:48:08 am
If you pronounce uterus "Uterius"

Or Tiberius "Tuterus"

I hope you don't.

What is this.....I dont even.......

Ohhhh.......I did :D
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 10:54:12 am
What is this.....I dont even.......

Ohhhh.......I did :D

Your sig still makes me laugh every time..
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 19, 2012, 03:12:02 pm
Your sig still makes me laugh every time..

I googled the answer  :oops:

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 19, 2012, 03:12:29 pm
We have a rule where people who take themselves too seriously get auto rejected anyway!  :wink:


Doesn't explain my presence in the clan, in that case   
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 08:12:21 pm
Doesn't explain my presence in the clan, in that case

You're remnant, not MM, I thought?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 19, 2012, 08:15:07 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 19, 2012, 08:41:03 pm
You're remnant, not MM, I thought?

That's our Dexx... slightly confused and all about the butts.

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 19, 2012, 08:48:17 pm
That's our Dexx... slightly confused and all about the butts.

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1 & 3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 09:02:34 pm
1 & 3

1,2,3,4,5,I don't care if there isnt a 6 in the picture ill take her, and 7.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 23, 2012, 01:26:15 am
Decius has made known his intent to apply to the Remnant.

Best of luck with your application! Please bear in mind we reserve the right to terminate your application (and subsequent membership) to this clan at any time if we feel you do not meet the requirements of the clan at  any point.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on July 23, 2012, 03:37:56 am
Decius has made known his intent to apply to the Remnant.

Best of luck with your application! Please bear in mind we reserve the right to terminate your application (and subsequent membership) to this clan at any time if we feel you do not meet the requirements of the clan at  any point.

Decius is a baller. Luuuh Dat Kid

EDIT: This is Spl00gedon btw.... Fucking Karma left his account up on my computer.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 23, 2012, 04:04:04 am
Decius is a baller. Luuuh Dat Kid

EDIT: This is Spl00gedon btw.... Fucking Karma left his account up on my computer.

Karma gay. Agree?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on July 23, 2012, 04:08:31 am
Hahaha sploodged is such a piece of shit. I got on his computer for five minutes to check the marketplace and my bank account. Good thing I left my facebook closed.

Edit: Last shit post for a while though! I wont do to this thread what we did to chaos.  :wink:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 23, 2012, 04:13:00 am
Hahaha sploodged is such a piece of shit. I got on his computer for five minutes to check the marketplace and my bank account. Good thing I left my facebook closed.

Edit: Last shit post for a while though! I wont do to this thread what we did to chaos.  :wink:

Somebudy gon be a couple of bucks poorer this month  :)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 23, 2012, 04:37:18 am
Somebudy gon be a couple of bucks poorer this month  :)

Lol Not quite Berenger, Karma's bank account is dryer than his humor.

Anyway good point Karmadillo.  Keep tearin it up Remnants! See you guys on the battlefield =)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 23, 2012, 04:38:53 am
Lol Not quite Berenger, Karma's bank account is dryer than his humor.

Anyway good point Karmadillo.  Keep tearin it up Remnants! See you guys on the battlefield =)

Seems like some1 wasted some dawllahs on some putos.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 24, 2012, 12:22:28 am
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,36427.0.html

Remnant or Remcan't?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 24, 2012, 02:07:31 am
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,36427.0.html

Remnant or Remcan't?

The latter.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 24, 2012, 05:59:48 am
As the new sun rises, a new age dawns.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 24, 2012, 06:05:36 am
As the new sun rises, a new age dawns.

We should go to Japan and hook up with some hot asian chicks. WITH ME OR NOT!?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on July 24, 2012, 06:51:05 am
I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on July 24, 2012, 09:13:30 am
omg you guys should totally come over for a slumber party  :D :D :D :P :P :P :) :) :) :shock: :shock: :shock: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :wink: :wink: :wink: :o :o :o

THAT WOULD BE FABULOUS
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 24, 2012, 10:49:08 am
I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Karma and Sploo and whoever else wants can also join! BUT YALL BETTER BE PACKIN SOME HEAT CUZ WE MIGHT ROLL INTO THESE JAPANESE GANGSTAS WITH SWORDS!



BUT REWARD =

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LETS DO THIS SHIT!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 24, 2012, 04:53:22 pm
As the new sun rises, a new age dawns.

Birds flyin' high you know how I feel
Sun in the sky you know how I feel
Breeze driftin' on by you know how I feel
Its a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life for me
yeah, its a new dawn its a new day its a new life for me ooooooooh
AND I'M FEELING GOOD

Fish in the sea, you know how I feel
River runnin' free you know how I feel
Blossom on the tree you know how I feel
Its a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life for me
And I'm feelin good

Dragonfly out in the sun you know what i mean dont you know
Butterflies all havin' fun you know what I mean
Sleepin' peace when day is done that's what I mean
And this old world is a new world and a bold world for me

Stars when you shine you know how I feel
Scent of the crime you know how I feel
Your freedom is mine, and I know how I feel
Its a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life for me
OH I'M FEELING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 24, 2012, 05:23:26 pm
Have you ever Blues danced to that song, Egan? It's fucking hot.

Always have to wring my pants afterward because girls get wet all over me.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: CaptBob on July 24, 2012, 08:10:33 pm
Uhh I apply and accept you're welcome.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 24, 2012, 08:11:38 pm
Uhh I apply and accept you're welcome.

Why so serious bruh.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 25, 2012, 04:00:05 pm
Let me tell you a little story:

Dan came over yesterday and helped mix Noodles and Sauce with Dexx-Mex to create a combo I would have never expected to see in my Life, it was truly a Miracle! I can still hear the screams of anyone that missed out on it Ecko down the hallway...
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 25, 2012, 04:32:03 pm
Let me tell you a little story:

Dan came over yesterday and helped mix Noodles and Sauce with Dexx-Mex to create a combo I would have never expected to see in my Life, it was truly a Miracle! I can still hear the screams of anyone that missed out on it Ecko down the hallway...

Icwatudidthar
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Life on July 25, 2012, 08:35:58 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 26, 2012, 05:01:58 pm
Have you ever Blues danced to that song, Egan? It's fucking hot.

Always have to wring my pants afterward because girls get wet all over me.

Nope, but I got the blues kraft macaroni and cheese
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 26, 2012, 05:05:20 pm
Let me tell you a little story:

Dan came over yesterday and helped mix Noodles and Sauce with Dexx-Mex to create a combo I would have never expected to see in my Life, it was truly a Miracle! I can still hear the screams of anyone that missed out on it Ecko down the hallway...

Left out the rice, yo.

 :(
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 05:40:56 pm
Nope, but I got the blues kraft macaroni and cheese

Ordered em too like a boss.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 26, 2012, 07:16:56 pm
<---  8-)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on July 26, 2012, 07:18:54 pm
This thread needs more purple boxes.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 07:19:50 pm
Guess what arrived in my mail today? GUESS!?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on July 26, 2012, 07:23:02 pm
Guess what arrived in my mail today? GUESS!?

Another american flag?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 26, 2012, 08:52:02 pm
Let me tell you a little story:

Dan came over yesterday and helped mix Noodles and Sauce with Dexx-Mex to create a combo I would have never expected to see in my Life, it was truly a Miracle! I can still hear the screams of anyone that missed out on it Ecko down the hallway...

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Life on July 26, 2012, 08:56:59 pm
Guess what arrived in my mail today? GUESS!?
FLESHHH LIGHTT!!!!
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 09:09:06 pm
FLESHHH LIGHTT!!!!
visitors can't see pics , please register or login


DUDE imma buy 1 for u, Karma, Ronnie and Alan.

ITS SIK!



Also some Madmin/Dev removes my avatar hmm..back to Miley for now....:/
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 26, 2012, 09:13:02 pm
DUDE imma buy 1 for u, Karma, Ronnie and Alan.

ITS SIK!



Also some Madmin/Dev removes my avatar hmm..back to Miley for now....:/

i WANT ONE!!!!! :'[ :'[  :cry: :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 09:19:29 pm
i WANT ONE!!!!! :'[ :'[  :cry: :cry: :cry:

Duel ya for it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 26, 2012, 09:21:02 pm
Duel ya for it.

If I win, you have to send yours over, but you can only have used it once. No more. 'Else you buy me a new one.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Life on July 26, 2012, 09:21:10 pm
http://www.grasscity.com/us_en/review/product/list/id/6868/category/1156/
buy me that instead. <3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 09:21:49 pm
If I win, you have to send yours over, but you can only have used it once. No more. 'Else you buy me a new one.

No lube though.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 26, 2012, 09:22:51 pm
No lube though.

I like mine worn in a bit.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on July 26, 2012, 09:41:21 pm
Remnant and friends is the best upcoming rap group. stay tuned.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 11:37:09 pm
Remnant and friends vs King of KD.

GONNA BE SIK!!!!1
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 27, 2012, 01:16:46 am
New banner looks dope!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 27, 2012, 04:42:04 am
All Remnant warriors, initiates and applicants, check in on our forums, please.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on July 27, 2012, 04:42:52 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Lamk on July 27, 2012, 06:07:12 am
What did I miss about Miracle,Noodles and Life being the 4th class?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 27, 2012, 08:08:35 am
What did I miss about Miracle,Noodles and Life being the 4th class?

We'll explain in TS.

Has something to do with Miracle having intercourse with a poodle, but he wants that to remain private.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 27, 2012, 01:43:10 pm
Duel ya for it.

You owe me ONE fleshlight.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 27, 2012, 01:53:18 pm
Jesus what's wrong with you guys.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 02:04:12 pm
You owe me ONE fleshlight.

Haven't had duel yet.

Jesus what's wrong with you guys.

U jelly cuz u don't have 1. I could mail you 1 though if you'd like it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 27, 2012, 03:27:33 pm
duel tonight!!! Add me on steam Noodles9303


 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on July 27, 2012, 05:29:54 pm
We'll explain in TS.

Has something to do with Miracle having intercourse with a poodle, but he wants that to remain private.

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on July 27, 2012, 11:53:05 pm
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR AWESOME OLD BANNER
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Life on July 28, 2012, 12:23:01 am
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR AWESOME OLD BANNER
i got the munchies and ate the pizza
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on July 28, 2012, 02:31:57 am
Sorry in advance for missing the battle tonight, bros. Good luck!
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 30, 2012, 12:10:28 am
Welcome to the most recent class of the Remnant: Miracle, Noodles, Life, Tom Cruise and Bob, joining the ranks of the guys who sit around in TS all day and shoot the shit!

Good luck to our next class: Dan, Egan, Valt, Decius and Zorak.

Also, I need all Remnant warriors to check in on the Remnant forums regularly.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on July 30, 2012, 01:54:29 am
I was playing a little today

No one else was around :(
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 30, 2012, 03:58:29 pm
I was playing a little today

No one else was around :(

We must fix that !
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on July 31, 2012, 12:42:47 pm
Hey anybody here want to scrimmage NH?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 31, 2012, 03:03:33 pm
I would love to scrim anyone. ANYONE! FUCK!!!!! AHHHHHRRGGHHHHHH!!!! (nerd rage)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 31, 2012, 03:22:34 pm
How about we get our act together in a locked server for one or two rounds, then we start challenging people.

Or we could indiscriminately challenge everyone we see to a scrimmage, then lose until we naturally get our shit together.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 31, 2012, 03:25:56 pm
How about we get our act together in a locked server for one or two rounds, then we start challenging people.

Or we could indiscriminately challenge everyone we see to a scrimmage, then lose until we naturally get our shit together.

Remnants vs the world
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 31, 2012, 04:03:59 pm
Problem is... we don't have a server to lock up. :/
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on July 31, 2012, 07:00:16 pm
just let me know when so i can find a way to get my ass there
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 31, 2012, 08:21:10 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/it%27s-my-birthday!/
 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/it%27s-my-birthday!/)
 :D :D :D :twisted: :shock: :D :mrgreen: 8-)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on July 31, 2012, 09:11:22 pm
How about we get our act together in a locked server for one or two rounds, then we start challenging people.

Or we could indiscriminately challenge everyone we see to a scrimmage, then lose until we naturally get our shit together.

Or we could say: cohesion and teamwork is important and we should work on getting it going ASAP...

...BUT in the meantime, we have some of the baddest maddest fuck-the-shit-up sperglord monster war machines in NA in our clan - so why not let the dogs out and scrim once in a while?  :wink:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Turboflex on July 31, 2012, 09:49:40 pm
We are open to scrim, perhaps on next thursday?

I think we should be able to get 10 guys together for that day.

If you want to practice by yourselvesalso let me know, we have a server.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on July 31, 2012, 10:02:39 pm
We are open to scrim, perhaps on next thursday?

I think we should be able to get 10 guys together for that day.

If you want to practice by yourselvesalso let me know, we have a server.

Turboflex is now kewl 8-) in my book.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 31, 2012, 11:58:28 pm
5v5 cal m de_any east you host
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 01, 2012, 02:48:33 am
Remnants check in on our forums, please.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 02, 2012, 12:34:50 am
Remnants, this one's important. I need you to check in on the forums and put your vote in.

http://tinyurl.com/crakyml

Thanks
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 02, 2012, 10:39:15 pm
Hey guys scrimmage against NH next thursday between 10 -11 pm EST

BE THERE
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 04, 2012, 09:18:54 am
Officer's please check in on the forums!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 04, 2012, 06:00:39 pm
Scrimmage moved to Monday, same time
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 04, 2012, 06:41:42 pm
Miracle please fix me a sandwich!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 04, 2012, 06:56:31 pm
On the way boss!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Spanish on August 05, 2012, 01:08:08 am
Miracle you're so amazing that he should be fixing you a sandwich cuz you're not an everyday thing and deserve something delicious.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 05, 2012, 02:39:18 am
Miracle you're so amazing that he should be fixing you a sandwich cuz you're not an everyday thing and deserve something delicious.

Oh trust me, I repay him in other ways  :wink:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Spanish on August 05, 2012, 04:44:59 am
Oh trust me, I repay him in other ways  :wink:

Jealous* well just a lil bit...
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 05, 2012, 07:08:06 am
I hate you spaniard
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 05, 2012, 07:42:28 am
I hate you spaniard
How dare you.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 05, 2012, 07:52:54 am
ban diggles
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 05, 2012, 08:00:02 am
no old banner :(
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 05, 2012, 08:00:23 am
New banner! Moar laser beams moar phallic aggression!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 05, 2012, 08:03:54 am
The face is obstructed on my shield
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Life on August 05, 2012, 08:29:33 am
happy birthday noodles!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on August 05, 2012, 12:13:49 pm
I fully support this.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 05, 2012, 03:55:37 pm
IT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 05, 2012, 05:30:26 pm
I hate the banner.....

I WANT THE ORIGINAL BACK NOW
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 05, 2012, 08:00:05 pm
New banner! Moar laser beams moar phallic aggression!

[No]

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 05, 2012, 08:02:31 pm
You prefer the pizza as well?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 05, 2012, 09:05:05 pm
You prefer the pizza as well?

No, the current one before the revamp.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 05, 2012, 09:24:11 pm
:(

I liked the pizza most.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 05, 2012, 09:41:56 pm
:(

I liked the pizza most.

You made me crave pizza now by talking about it repeatedly. Thanks  :?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 05, 2012, 09:43:23 pm
I'm eating pizza..

im obsessed fuck
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 06, 2012, 01:13:40 am
Alright you high fashion critiquing whores. New banner.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 06, 2012, 01:19:22 am
This whole new banner process is just a giant blow job
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 06, 2012, 01:31:56 am
This whole new banner process is just a giant blow job

And who doesn't like those?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 06, 2012, 01:48:04 am
The bad kind of blow job
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 06, 2012, 02:14:40 am
The bad kind of blow job
No such thing.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 06, 2012, 02:15:06 am
No such thing.
fuck you said what i was gonna.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Wesleysnipes on August 06, 2012, 05:31:21 am
Great job with the banner Sauce bauce! 2 legit
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 06, 2012, 05:11:44 pm
The bad kind of blow job

The kind where her fake teeth get stuck on your manhood and you pull them out of her mouth?

That's the WORST about granny sex  :(
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 06, 2012, 06:06:06 pm
Everyone should thank Sauce for the coolest banner in cRPG history.

Virtual high fives.

then a little...

FAP FAP FAP to the banner and a nap, I'm all set. (hey that rhymed[automatically a rapper now, gg.])
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 06, 2012, 09:00:10 pm
BANNER IS AMAZING
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Vaermi on August 06, 2012, 09:06:41 pm
Banner is perffff  :wink:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 06, 2012, 09:07:50 pm
Banner sorted, let's nag on Sauce for something else...

More to follow soon!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 06, 2012, 09:41:28 pm
Sauce I wanna borrow that Heavy lance and Destrier tonight. Okay? Okay. Put it in the armory for tonight and then I wont rape your mother. Thanks you're a doll. 8-)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 07, 2012, 03:27:19 am
GET TO THE SCRIM TONIGHT
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: BlackWhite on August 07, 2012, 05:45:58 am
Good fights tonight gents.  No shit talking (not really lol) and was pretty damn fun.  Hope to see you guys again next monday.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 07, 2012, 05:51:19 am
Good fights tonight gents.  No shit talking (not really lol) and was pretty damn fun.  Hope to see you guys again next monday.

I agree, we all had a good time!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Turboflex on August 07, 2012, 06:13:27 am
thanks guys, was some good fights
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 07, 2012, 07:10:22 am
Thanks for the fights guys, we learned a lot in our first scrim as a clan. Your combination of pikes, throwing and mauls was very effective, but in the end we had the edge on ranged and cav support.

Let's do it again soon!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Turboflex on August 07, 2012, 04:12:44 pm
Yeah you guys setup a nice pressure cooker with cav threatening behind and lots of xbow fire coming in from the front. Was very challenging for us to maintain close formation against that kind of deployment.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 07, 2012, 05:22:52 pm
Yeah you guys setup a nice pressure cooker with cav threatening behind and lots of xbow fire coming in from the front. Was very challenging for us to maintain close formation against that kind of deployment.

Thank you, thank you.
Sauce coordinated the majority of it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 07, 2012, 05:55:15 pm
Thank you, thank you.
Sauce coordinated the majority of it.

Yes, every time I got impaled on a pike it was completely his fault  :twisted:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 07, 2012, 06:06:42 pm
We should have requested they leave a peasant in spawn afk so poor dynamike could get a kill.  Good fights though NH.  I look forward to doing it again.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on August 07, 2012, 06:09:31 pm
What was your KDR, Miracle?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 07, 2012, 07:15:27 pm
If only I didn't retire yesterday morning...  :oops:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 07, 2012, 08:00:09 pm
We should have requested they leave a peasant in spawn afk so poor dynamike could get a kill.

How dare you address the top scorer of 2 out of 3 maps in this fashion??

I can deal with turned backs just as well as with aware peasants  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 07, 2012, 10:19:12 pm
My KDR is irrelevant because we all know I'm the shittiest NA player.  Also, Cav is extremely hard.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 07, 2012, 11:24:56 pm
My KDR is irrelevant because we all know I'm the shittiest NA player.

I challenge you to a duel for that position! Whomever wins is stripped of that title!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 07, 2012, 11:52:56 pm
I challenge you to a duel for that position! Whomever wins is stripped of that title!
Done.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 08, 2012, 12:10:27 am
There was a scrim?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 08, 2012, 01:21:41 am
There was a scrim?
Yes.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Zanze on August 08, 2012, 04:45:31 am
If only I didn't retire yesterday morning...  :oops:

I know that feel bro. I logged in at level 1 going dafuq is going on...oh god cavalry flee!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 08, 2012, 04:15:12 pm
I didn't know there was a scrim! I thought it was this Thursday, not the last !!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 08, 2012, 04:26:59 pm
I didn't know there was a scrim! I thought it was this Thursday, not the last !!!

I believe it was changed to monday because that was the day NH would have the best turnout.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 08, 2012, 04:51:41 pm
What egan said.

Who's next... TKoV?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 08, 2012, 05:06:13 pm
I didn't know there was a scrim! I thought it was this Thursday, not the last !!!

Scrim announcements and times were posted both in this thread and on our forums...

Don't tell anyone you are the leader of this clan  :rolleyes:

~ dynawild
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 08, 2012, 05:08:29 pm









PS. miracle has a small penis. 8==D
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 08, 2012, 05:59:18 pm
Noodles, Miracle, Sauce. Look on that ladder and tell me who the fuck those three additional randoms are.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 08, 2012, 06:07:55 pm
Yeah who is this dexxtaa guy? Never see him on TS or in game.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Vaermi on August 08, 2012, 07:20:59 pm
Saturn and TheExiledOne are applicants. (TheExiledOne happens to be Karazo)
 :wink:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Kirbies on August 08, 2012, 07:28:19 pm
Anyone who has posted on his thread is fat.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 08, 2012, 07:29:51 pm
Anyone who has posted on his thread is fat.

/post
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 08, 2012, 07:43:46 pm
IM NOT FAT
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Kirbies on August 08, 2012, 07:52:36 pm
Oh i beg to differ.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 08, 2012, 07:59:33 pm
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Kirbies on August 08, 2012, 08:39:32 pm
Is that you? nice double chin fatty!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 08, 2012, 10:22:07 pm
If I'm Glenn Beck, then yes.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 08, 2012, 11:48:58 pm
Members and applicants; read the front page and official forums etc.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 09, 2012, 05:57:20 am

Our new clan theme. Because azn.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ganner on August 09, 2012, 06:29:16 am
And here I thought this was your theme song.


Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 09, 2012, 05:51:19 pm
Our themesong is Lewp singing Red Rover damn it!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 10, 2012, 03:44:23 am
On another note, congratulations to the newest members of Remnants; Dasty, Swaggart and Palatro. Now get out there and be somebody!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tyrell on August 10, 2012, 04:22:21 am
#1 NA tk clan
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 10, 2012, 06:05:56 am
yes we are hahaha
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on August 10, 2012, 06:43:16 am
#1 NA tk clan

OH HI TYRELL I THOUGHT YOU QUIT?!?!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 10, 2012, 06:51:43 am
You guys gave us the best scrim ever.

I want Dex's babies.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TugBoat on August 10, 2012, 06:53:43 am
Yeah that scrim was super fun except the part where I got booted from server for no reason :'(

I wish I hadn't had to pee the whole time haha
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 10, 2012, 06:54:05 am
You guys gave us the best scrim ever.

I want Dex's babies.

Awesome scrim guys.  We should do it again sometime.

Yeah that scrim was super fun except the part where I got booted from server for no reason :'(

I wish I hadn't had to pee the whole time haha

You got booted because you won the duel and no one killed you with a crossbow.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TugBoat on August 10, 2012, 07:10:01 am
Awesome scrim guys.  We should do it again sometime.

You got booted because you won the duel and no one killed you with a crossbow.

I got hit! I tanked that shit!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 10, 2012, 07:17:03 am
I got hit! I tanked that shit!

See....It was the only way to take down a boss like you.  It had to be done!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 10, 2012, 08:54:55 pm
I missed it :(

How did the scrim go?

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 10, 2012, 09:39:09 pm
I missed it :(

How did the scrim go?

(click to show/hide)

We lost 2-1 with the last one going in KUTT's favor 4-3. Was a pretty good scrim except for the last two rounds on the last map which were a campfest.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 10, 2012, 10:49:17 pm
Great Scrim.

Except the camp fest last two rounds as Egan said.
and of course...
Plate. Plate is never allowed in scrims, idk who negotiated that. (dexx)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 10, 2012, 10:51:14 pm
Great Scrim.

Except the camp fest last two rounds as Egan said.
and of course...
Plate. Plate is never allowed in scrims, idk who negotiated that. (dexx)

If it is allowed in strat we might as well scrim against it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 10, 2012, 11:28:28 pm
when the fuck was this scrim and we lost?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tyrell on August 11, 2012, 03:28:49 am
OH HI TYRELL I THOUGHT YOU QUIT?!?!
Never quit posting. This forum always has funny topics.
Daily NA drama via Christo.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on August 11, 2012, 03:33:30 am
Tyrell your sig makes me happy and sad. i miss farmer nate
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tyrell on August 11, 2012, 03:44:35 am
Tyrell your sig makes me happy and sad. i miss farmer nate
Agreed. I meant to ask around whether he was free yet in the time I was gone. It appears not.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 11, 2012, 07:39:52 am
Remnants, remember that just because you tag up does not grant you the right to drop your "applicant pants."

Remember that at the time of your application, both Sauce and I have reserved the right to terminate your membership at any time if we do not think that you represent the clan in a professional manner.

This also applies to inter- and intra- clan functioning. I expect top notch behavior from you at all times. We do not tolerate trolling.

~

That said, Takedas are back. Looks like FF made a comeback tonight, too.

edit; I also see Kesh of BRD back, along with Merc Shpongled. Apparently it's fucking oldie moldie night.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on August 11, 2012, 01:08:06 pm
Remnants, remember that just because you tag up does not grant you the right to drop your "applicant pants."


If I put a belt on my 'Applicant Pants' can I tag up? :D
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HardRice on August 11, 2012, 01:11:35 pm
Remnants, remember that just because you tag up does not grant you the right to drop your "applicant pants."

Remember that at the time of your application, both Sauce and I have reserved the right to terminate your membership at any time if we do not think that you represent the clan in a professional manner.

This also applies to inter- and intra- clan functioning. I expect top notch behavior from you at all times. We do not tolerate trolling.

~

That said, Takedas are back. Looks like FF made a comeback tonight, too.

edit; I also see Kesh of BRD back, along with Merc Shpongled. Apparently it's fucking oldie moldie night.

Lol.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on August 11, 2012, 01:30:29 pm
Agreed. I meant to ask around whether he was free yet in the time I was gone. It appears not.

His ban expires in 2015 though. Only a short 3 years away.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tyrell on August 11, 2012, 03:17:22 pm

edit; I also see Kesh of BRD back, along with Merc Shpongled. Apparently it's fucking oldie moldie night.
You won't see him for another year now.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 11, 2012, 04:58:18 pm
Remnant, check in on the forums regarding our recruitment policy.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 11, 2012, 07:37:20 pm
For a second there, I thought Dexxtaa had a gif of Aldryk dancing.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ganner on August 12, 2012, 04:26:19 pm
For a second there, I thought Dexxtaa had a gif of Aldryk dancing.

That guy on the top is exactly how I have always pictured Dexx, including how he is dancing, i believe that is how dexx walks.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 12, 2012, 09:52:27 pm
SCRIM TONIGHT MOST LIKELY!!

9-10pm EST

Be in TS.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: MacLeod_ on August 12, 2012, 10:53:16 pm
Get cheste in this damn scrim!!!!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 13, 2012, 04:26:34 am
Just got back into town, how was the scrim
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on August 13, 2012, 05:20:05 am
Just got back into town, how was the scrim

We lost.
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 13, 2012, 05:44:03 pm
We lost.
(click to show/hide)

Who did we fight ?

Also, how's Maeday handling you rowdy lot ?

I have friends from TF2 that tell me we're a loud crew.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 13, 2012, 05:58:05 pm
It was pretty loud on saturday.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 13, 2012, 06:07:30 pm
Personally I wouldn't have it any other way xD I really like how lively our TS is.

Most people are all dry and shit. Problem with our way, of course, is that radio silence is a god damn furtive lost art.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 13, 2012, 06:10:14 pm
i wasn't comlaining about it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 13, 2012, 06:25:03 pm
i wasn't comlaining about it.

DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on August 15, 2012, 09:49:18 pm
THE STORY OF HOW KHMER CAME BACK TO CRPG

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YOU'RE WELCOME


Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Pooper on August 15, 2012, 09:57:52 pm
THE STORY OF HOW KHMER CAME BACK TO CRPG

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YOU'RE WELCOME
The only reason why I don't go in TS is because its always loud, and apple sauce is a jerk so GG Spook Fans
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 15, 2012, 10:34:22 pm
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on August 15, 2012, 10:37:19 pm
DUN TALK BOUT ME HIND MI BAQ, OFFENDD  :shock:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 15, 2012, 10:43:48 pm
DUN TALK BOUT ME HIND MI BAQ, OFFENDD  :shock:

Did you guys hear about that mae girl... I heard she rides a tricycle and sleeps in boxes.



True Story.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 16, 2012, 12:48:04 am
I sleep in a box...........



Naked.




Problem?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Argoth on August 16, 2012, 02:24:24 am
I sleep in a box...........



Naked.




Problem?
is there room for one more?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 16, 2012, 06:33:45 pm
THE STORY OF HOW KHMER CAME BACK TO CRPG
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YOU'RE WELCOME[/size][/font]

The third panel down always gets a chuckle out of me. Khmer's eyes are priceless
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on August 16, 2012, 07:06:23 pm
Dexxtatatata doesn't appreciate me cuz i managed to get Remnants Power Armor in New Vegas.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on August 16, 2012, 07:54:47 pm
The only reason why I don't go in TS is because its always loud, and apple sauce is a jerk so GG Spook Fans

Lol loud yes this is true. We like to speak in out teamspeak! But what are you on about me being a jerk? I never even talk to you khmer! :O I believe you have me mistaken for someone else in our ts. I've said a word or two to you maybe. :o
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on August 16, 2012, 08:08:16 pm
Love your guys TS  :mrgreen: Maybe i should come visit more often :P
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on August 17, 2012, 12:32:01 am
Huey in a nutshell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2QKhHebftU&feature=related
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: SeQuel on August 17, 2012, 01:07:45 am
Huey in a nutshell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2QKhHebftU&feature=related

Since Huey's return he's no were near as bad and haven't seen him rage yet, it's nice and he's doing well.

P.S Remnants TS has been fun, a lot of cool people yah got there Dex.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 17, 2012, 02:44:24 am
We love you SeQuel <3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on August 17, 2012, 02:45:33 am
Since Huey's return he's no were near as bad and haven't seen him rage yet, it's nice and he's doing well.

P.S Remnants TS has been fun, a lot of cool people yah got there Dex.

Still fun Vent recording. Ah, too bad nowadays there's few new of these drama vids or vent harassment vids for that matter too. Or well people who falls for em.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 17, 2012, 02:46:26 am
We love you SeQuel <3

Meh. The first one was better.

 :wink:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on August 17, 2012, 02:52:26 am
I will try and hang out in TS more I suppose....
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 17, 2012, 03:57:25 am
Since Huey's return he's no were near as bad and haven't seen him rage yet, it's nice and he's doing well.

P.S Remnants TS has been fun, a lot of cool people yah got there Dex.

ALL ME

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But seriously, our TS at times may be loud and rowdy, but I'd not have it any other way. It's a fun crew, and we get lots of cool bros.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 17, 2012, 03:59:02 am
I will try and hang out in TS more I suppose....
Lies...You hate us ManO.  Admit it!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 17, 2012, 03:37:14 pm
remnants check the forums...or something like that.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 17, 2012, 05:05:55 pm
remnants check the forums...or something like that.

Nothing new you dirty liar
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ganner on August 17, 2012, 05:08:33 pm
For you to be true remnants... there needs to be more spam in this thread.

BUTTS
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 17, 2012, 05:21:37 pm
I am a proud homosexual.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on August 17, 2012, 07:30:51 pm
Ufthak, if you see this.. unban me from ts you puutie.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on August 17, 2012, 07:48:09 pm
I'd ask, but I'm not too high up on his friends list.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 17, 2012, 08:02:21 pm
Nothing new you dirty liar

I just wanted to say that. As far as new is concerned, it depends when you last looked at it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 17, 2012, 08:07:04 pm
Egan 1 - Dexxta 0   :P
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: RobinHood on August 17, 2012, 09:46:41 pm
Dont worry black ufthak has no friends.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 20, 2012, 08:03:14 pm
Dont worry black ufthak has no friends.

Gawt em.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 20, 2012, 08:34:14 pm
Dont worry black ufthak has no friends.

Does caucasian ufthak have any friends?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Uumdi on August 20, 2012, 11:21:40 pm
Does caucasian ufthak have any friends?

eutheran
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on August 21, 2012, 05:59:08 am
eutheran

Nope!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 21, 2012, 04:45:00 pm
Remnants, check in on the forums or face termination.

Please indicate that you have read the post by posting in that thread. A simple, "read" will suffice.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 21, 2012, 04:46:52 pm
D:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 21, 2012, 05:25:34 pm
RED
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 21, 2012, 05:39:03 pm
Damn it guys, I said THAT thread, not this one. Get on the forums and make sure you post in the thread I posted on OUR forums.

 :rolleyes:

Also, hilarious post on the Wojtek thread, Egan.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 21, 2012, 06:09:09 pm
Damn it guys, I said THAT thread, not this one. Get on the forums and make sure you post in the thread I posted on OUR forums.

 :rolleyes:

Also, hilarious post on the Wojtek thread, Egan.

well on our forums it also said post in THAT thread not THIS thread. STOP SENDING MIXED MESSAGES!!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 21, 2012, 06:19:56 pm
I cant go on those forums at work :/ i'll be off work at 6.
I'll make sure I drive erratically on my way home and run a few red lights while not stopping at the optional stop signs... I must not get terminated.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 22, 2012, 12:26:26 am
 Welcome the newest thugs into our low-brow gang of high-fashion murderers; Maeday and Saturn! Now get out there and crush some dreams.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 22, 2012, 12:32:52 am
Maeday and Saturn! Now get out their and crush some dreams.

*twitch*
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 22, 2012, 02:15:56 am
Remnants, check in on the forums or face termination.

Please indicate that you have read the post by posting in that thread. A simple, "read" will suffice.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on August 22, 2012, 04:04:59 am
Welcome to the newest thugs into our low-brow gang of high-fashion murderers; Maeday and Saturn! Now get out their and crush some dreams.
:3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 22, 2012, 04:30:43 pm
Remnants, check in on the forums or face termination.

Please indicate that you have read the post by posting in that thread. A simple, "read" will suffice.

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 23, 2012, 02:37:41 pm
Remnants, check in on the forums or face termination.

Please indicate that you have read the post by posting in that thread. A simple, "read" will suffice.

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 23, 2012, 06:12:29 pm
*twitch*

Sorry, I usually have Miracle proofread all my bullshit before I post.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on August 23, 2012, 06:22:53 pm
SAUCE GETS HOT CHICKS AND PLAYS VIDEO GAMES HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE ABLE TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR! FUCK.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 23, 2012, 06:26:20 pm
Sorry, I usually have Miracle proofread all my bullshit before I post.

Oh, so you just give the illusion that you have good spelling/grammar. It is a miracle there aren't more spelling mistakes.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 23, 2012, 06:27:22 pm
Sauce come hang out with us sometime.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 23, 2012, 11:11:37 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 24, 2012, 04:56:36 am
Remnant, I need you to reply to this thread before the weekend is out.

Like I said, I'm doing the roster, and it's important that everyone reads it. Egan, I know you're going to post something funny, so withhold that. The next time I read this will be in class, and I can't risk another glare from my professors.
 
http://tinyurl.com/ccrq8rp

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on August 24, 2012, 05:06:52 am
Remnant, I need you to reply to this thread before the weekend is out.

Like I said, I'm doing the roster, and it's important that everyone reads it. Egan, I know you're going to post something funny, so withhold that. The next time I read this will be in class, and I can't risk another glare from my professors.
 
http://tinyurl.com/ccrq8rp

I hit join the website to see if I could see what all the fuss is about, then im hit with you need admin to approve application.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on August 24, 2012, 06:58:29 am
Remnant, I need you to reply to this thread before the weekend is out.

Like I said, I'm doing the roster, and it's important that everyone reads it. Egan, I know you're going to post something funny, so withhold that. The next time I read this will be in class, and I can't risk another glare from my professors.
 
http://tinyurl.com/ccrq8rp

WELL MAYBE IF MY COMMENT WASNT REMOVED!

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 24, 2012, 08:22:57 pm
This whole second page stuff is wrong.  I expect to see this thread on the first page at all times.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 24, 2012, 08:33:56 pm
TurmTom and Blackzilla, why the heck are you applying to the website!?  :lol:

Also, Miracle, I dropped off 30k with you for your repairs and shit.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Rhalzo on August 24, 2012, 08:35:44 pm
I'm going to make an alt named Remnant_Poodles. Can I join your ladder for the banner? :)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 24, 2012, 08:42:24 pm
TurmTom and Blackzilla, why the heck are you applying to the website!?  :lol:

I'd feel left out otherwise. Why'd you reject my application? I thought you loved me.  :cry: :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on August 24, 2012, 08:58:17 pm
TurmTom and Blackzilla, why the heck are you applying to the website!?  :lol:

Also, Miracle, I dropped off 30k with you for your repairs and shit.
I wanted to see what all the fuss was about, thought if I hit join I could see it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 24, 2012, 09:04:16 pm
lol The thread is locked from public viewing, but if you put another application, I can give you general access.

No clan stuff, but you can drop us messages and shoot the shit on there
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on August 24, 2012, 09:08:32 pm
lol The thread is locked from public viewing, but if you put another application, I can give you general access.

No clan stuff, but you can drop us messages and shoot the shit on there
Yay I can be cool!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 24, 2012, 09:12:40 pm
Yay I can be cool!

Sorry that offer is only open to turmoiltom.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on August 24, 2012, 09:13:16 pm
Sorry that offer is only open to turmoiltom.
And i get brought back to the ground...
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 25, 2012, 04:45:57 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: 7000bc on August 25, 2012, 09:06:48 pm
Request to be considered? I know apps are closed, but I'd really like to be with the new and improved RS. (I hope you remember me ;) )
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 26, 2012, 08:37:49 am
Request to be considered? I know apps are closed, but I'd really like to be with the new and improved RS. (I hope you remember me ;) )

Who?





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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: 7000bc on August 27, 2012, 12:42:09 am
Hahaha I just remembered that, putting it to good use? I remember it's like an indie race car when it accelerates
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 28, 2012, 03:50:05 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: 7000bc on August 28, 2012, 04:24:19 am
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 28, 2012, 04:34:03 am
Also, Athenian, I'll bring your application up with the others and we'll see where we take it from there!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: 7000bc on August 28, 2012, 04:52:08 am
<3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on August 28, 2012, 02:23:43 pm
Hahaha I just remembered that, putting it to good use? I remember it's like an indie race car when it accelerates

Riding the beauty into the sunset err'day I play!

Also, horses like carrots.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 29, 2012, 06:11:36 am
BITCHIS' !!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 30, 2012, 03:49:33 am
Check in on the forums, ManOfWar is leaving for college tomorrow morning. Say your goodbyes
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on August 30, 2012, 04:19:26 am
Who is this ManOfWar you speak of?  I'm not familiar with him.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: 7000bc on August 30, 2012, 05:56:08 am
Which college?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: San on August 30, 2012, 07:13:24 am
Which college? Mano going to be NY?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 30, 2012, 05:58:08 pm
San where in NY are you?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on August 30, 2012, 06:32:25 pm
Check in on the forums, ManOfWar is leaving for college tomorrow morning. Say your goodbyes

I guess my baby bird had to fly one day.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: San on August 30, 2012, 06:56:14 pm
San where in NY are you?
Right now, Ithaca. I am from Rochester, though.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 30, 2012, 07:59:40 pm
You go to college at Ithaca?
and nice man. I live in the city.. lol
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 30, 2012, 08:16:12 pm
You go to college at Ithaca?
and nice man. I live in the city.. lol

So you actually live in NY... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 30, 2012, 09:30:16 pm
Yes sir, I live in Brooklyn.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on August 30, 2012, 10:42:12 pm
Eutheran and Mechanix have more street cred separately than all of the black people that play this game put together.

FACT
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Huey Newton on August 31, 2012, 04:21:54 am
blacks
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on August 31, 2012, 04:30:26 am
Eutheran and Mechanix have more street cred separately than all of the black people that play this game put together.

FACT

I remember when everyone called me Eutheran's brother.
Wearing that title with pride.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: 7000bc on September 01, 2012, 01:27:21 am
Your ts is always so empty  :cry:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Life on September 01, 2012, 06:30:37 am
I will be gone for several, several months.. goodbye guys, i will be back. ask noodles, ill keep him informed and he will inform you guys
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 01, 2012, 04:19:59 pm
I will be gone for several, several months.. goodbye guys, i will be back. ask noodles, ill keep him informed and he will inform you guys

Take it easy, Life. Don't get killed or we'll kick your ass.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on September 01, 2012, 05:36:44 pm
Your ts is always so empty  :cry:

A lot of us are busy with school, work.. etc.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on September 02, 2012, 06:37:29 am
A lot of us are busy with school, work.. etc.

I like to listen to music when I play but if you ask me in game to join teamspeak there is a chance I will.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 02, 2012, 03:44:49 pm
I don't get it. Why don't you just listen to music while you hang on TS? I do that all the time.

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on September 02, 2012, 09:27:50 pm
I don't get it. Why don't you just listen to music while you hang on TS? I do that all the time.

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The headset I have with a mic is a piece of shit. I use a nice set of headphones to listen to music.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on September 03, 2012, 01:44:17 am
I don't get it. Why don't you just listen to music while you hang on TS? I do that all the time.

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God, that fucking .gif is hypnotizing.
I can watch those dogs run for days.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 04, 2012, 06:01:54 am
Remnants, I need your opinion in the initiate discussion.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 04, 2012, 06:22:21 pm
Announcement

We have been made aware of Thax who is masquerading as one of our members. His application/initiation/membership to the Remnant is NOT the case.

Thax does not, in any way, represent the Remnant. Action is being taken.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on September 04, 2012, 09:39:44 pm
Remnants, goddamn it, Remnants

Plural, we are not a Remnant. We are the Remnants.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 05, 2012, 05:27:20 am
Also, if you have some spare cash, drop it in the clan bank, please. We had a little issue with the banner bidding and it ended up costing us 85k to secure.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on September 05, 2012, 02:29:39 pm
Your ts is always so empty  :cry:

There's always people on when I join. Stop joining at 5 am? lol. People are ALWAYS on at night.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 06, 2012, 08:10:10 pm
I need our members to apply to the Remnant forums.

Those of you already on there, check in on the initiate discussion. I want your opinions, or it's an auto reject for the next class.

New guys, I encourage you to get our members to post about you on our forums, otherwise, chances are pretty good you will fail your initiation.

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: 7000bc on September 07, 2012, 12:14:56 am
Where is le website/ link pls?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on September 07, 2012, 01:26:49 am
Where is le website/ link pls?

http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/ (http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 07, 2012, 08:54:33 am
Dexxtaa wears the sexiest army, though he should consider wearing less when it's hot outside.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on September 07, 2012, 02:07:29 pm
ToD typo

I guess there IS a first time for everything!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 07, 2012, 02:11:19 pm
I guess there IS a first time for everything!

It's not. Someone was commenting on my green army pretty consistently yesterday. Telling me I should wear less army
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on September 07, 2012, 02:21:09 pm
I should have known better!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: _JoG_ on September 14, 2012, 01:58:29 am
Soooo... How's everybody doing?  :wink:
Does anyone still remember me?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 14, 2012, 02:05:12 am
Geez, I think OssumPossum has single-handedly given my account 50% of its infamy

Soooo... How's everybody doing?  :wink:
Does anyone still remember me?

lol Hey Givi, how's it going. Hop in our TS whenever you'd like. I saw you the other evening. It was nice to see a familiar, old face.

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on September 14, 2012, 02:42:30 pm
nK_Givi? right?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Malaclypse on September 14, 2012, 05:28:56 pm
Oh Givi, as if anyone could forget you.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 14, 2012, 08:33:21 pm
Welcome Baron, Bloody and Harry Crumb to the Remnant. Time to get your sexy on.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on September 15, 2012, 02:43:22 pm
Welcome Baron, Bloody and Harry Crumb to the Remnant. Time to get your sexy on.

and dick pics.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on September 16, 2012, 02:29:08 pm
New Strat starts today. For anyone interested. I believe its at 1400GMT. That's what Lord Lurk said. gl hf.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on September 16, 2012, 03:54:10 pm
10 am est btw.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on September 16, 2012, 08:08:39 pm
GO FUCK YOURSELF

m8

<3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: _JoG_ on September 17, 2012, 07:55:26 am
nK_Givi? right?
nK_Noodles? right?  :wink:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on September 17, 2012, 08:04:49 am
Dexxta  would love to put an app in. Where can i do that?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on September 17, 2012, 01:59:13 pm
Dreadnok feel free to send your application in a PM to Dexxta, Sauce, Miracle, and I. We will all evaluate. If you still have interest.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 17, 2012, 08:27:06 pm
How the fuck are you awake at 2 in the morning, dreadnok
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 18, 2012, 12:51:23 am
Remnants, check in on our clan forum, please.

This is with regards to Strat 4.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Equal on September 18, 2012, 11:18:39 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=31

Are you guys hiring for this battle (dynamike). Still plenty of time obviously, just curious.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 18, 2012, 11:23:54 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=31

Are you guys hiring for this battle (dynamike). Still plenty of time obviously, just curious.

The Hospitaller have initiated a trade, village for village, albeit rather underhandedly under their leadership.

We will take Mechin in exchange for Zagush. The best they can hope for with us, however, is a NAP. Right out the doors their leadership saw it fit to ask for forgiveness over permission. They will find neither.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: agile on September 19, 2012, 03:04:20 am
hi dread
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on September 19, 2012, 05:09:48 am
im on vacation from work and old. forum perusing is my life dex. i will work on an app
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 19, 2012, 05:57:25 am
im on vacation from work and old. forum perusing is my life dex. i will work on an app

All the right moves.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 19, 2012, 04:34:10 pm
im on vacation from work and old. forum perusing is my life dex. i will work on an app

Dreadnok, we are not currently recruiting and are invite only, but there's been a lot of interest in the Remnant as of late. Hop into TeamSpeak when you can, and hang out with us. Who knows, there might come a time when we send another wave of invites to worthy combatants.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Huey Newton on September 19, 2012, 07:15:16 pm
ELITISTS
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on September 19, 2012, 09:21:37 pm
ELITISTS

m8
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 19, 2012, 09:32:10 pm
We are le attacke.

ATS come for us!! To arms!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=105
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 20, 2012, 04:41:29 am
Remnant, check the front page of our forums, this is very important.

Take 5 to read it
www.stratianremnants.enjin.com
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: _JoG_ on September 20, 2012, 04:44:58 am
My peaceful caravan was attacked by some fallen scum.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=124
I've actually got some weapons and even some crappy armor (all -2 though :()
I'd be happy if you could help me repel the mean aggressors.  :)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 20, 2012, 05:40:01 am
My peaceful caravan was attacked by some fallen scum.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=124
I've actually got some weapons and even some crappy armor (all -2 though :()
I'd be happy if you could help me repel the mean aggressors.  :)

Your battle is noted, Givi. I'll post it to the boys and girl and we'll see what we can do!

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on September 20, 2012, 04:56:57 pm
Thanks for the info Dexx, very big help.
Been inactive but school is kicking my ass, and any free time I've spent playing GW2.. fucking game is addicting.

I'll see if I can finish my homework early so I can come help out Givi!
<3

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: _JoG_ on September 20, 2012, 05:51:31 pm
BTW, it looks like my equip was supplied (auto-supplied?) with some peasant gear and even short bows and arrows! And, most importantly, 20 stones. Let's stone the aggressors to death!  :D
So, as of now, I have peasant armors, 1handers, 2handers, and polearms for my whole army!
I guess, the attacking army also got those supplies though.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on September 20, 2012, 07:28:47 pm
I am the leader of an Order of priest-knights....and as such, Tom Cruise is my altar boy of love.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 20, 2012, 10:08:47 pm
All the fun I had in Remnants. Being apart of the few in first class. It would be nice to take off number 11 on the list. Old news of me leaving. Thanks for letting me be in arguably one of the best clans in cRPG. Cheers gentlemen!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 20, 2012, 10:47:08 pm
Remnants, check in again on the front page. Updated Strat movement material.

www.stratianremnants.enjin.com
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on September 21, 2012, 01:11:45 am
I need ALL officers/commanders to read the private forums in the "Ivory Tower" section. That is all.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blondee on September 21, 2012, 02:31:18 am
Hi I am interested in your clan, and would like to join.
Blondee 27-6 level 29
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on September 21, 2012, 06:02:12 am
Blondee was in Haven. He knows Khmer.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on September 22, 2012, 09:24:08 pm
Dreadnok, we are not currently recruiting and are invite only, but there's been a lot of interest in the Remnant as of late. Hop into TeamSpeak when you can, and hang out with us. Who knows, there might come a time when we send another wave of invites to worthy combatants.

apparently i forgot being the leader of shitty SoW, i have members still active in my clan. they were on suicide watch when i asked for an application. if it ever changes i will keep checking back. god bless all of you especially tom cruise
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 22, 2012, 10:45:50 pm
apparently i forgot being the leader of shitty SoW, i have members still active in my clan. they were on suicide watch when i asked for an application. if it ever changes i will keep checking back. god bless all of you especially tom cruise

<3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on September 23, 2012, 02:56:34 am
apparently i forgot being the leader of shitty SoW, i have members still active in my clan. they were on suicide watch when i asked for an application. if it ever changes i will keep checking back. god bless all of you especially tom cruise

This is why I love Dread   8-)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on September 25, 2012, 10:31:09 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on September 25, 2012, 10:41:13 pm
Welcome to the new recruits who made it into into Class VII. First one to beat Contra NES without the pussy cheatcode wins a date with Mae or Bob, whichever way you swing bitches.

Remnant: When we say applications are closed, we dont really mean anything by it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on September 25, 2012, 10:44:38 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on September 25, 2012, 11:10:17 pm
Welcome to the new recruits who made it into into Class VII. First one to beat Contra NES without the pussy cheatcode wins a date with Mae or Bob, whichever way you swing bitches.

You have to beat that and then beat Double Dragon II for NES in B mode coop with me playing Jason Lee. 
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on September 26, 2012, 12:36:41 am
You have to beat that and then beat Double Dragon II for NES in B mode coop with me playing Jason Lee.

And you have to resist the urge to punch your brother in the dick when he decides to cyclone-kick you off a ladder so he can get up first.



Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 26, 2012, 03:15:25 am
You have to beat that and then beat Double Dragon II for NES in B mode coop with me playing Jason Lee.

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on September 26, 2012, 02:26:40 pm
And you have to resist the urge to punch your brother in the dick when he decides to cyclone-kick you off a ladder so he can get up first.

LOL
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 26, 2012, 05:02:19 pm
Almost as bad as playing Battletoads... That game still gives me nightmares.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on September 26, 2012, 05:04:56 pm
Almost as bad as playing Battletoads... That game still gives me nightmares.

Battletoads is fucking awesome, what are you talking about? Although it is literally impossible to beat on multiplayer without using a continue.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on September 27, 2012, 12:13:36 am
And you have to resist the urge to punch your brother in the dick when he decides to cyclone-kick you off a ladder so he can get up first.

Glad you forgot about your desire to high five him in the face with a chair when he thought it was a good idea to tell the cute girl that her glasses make her face ugly.

gfstaclese
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on September 27, 2012, 02:38:52 am
Yeah chesty I remember hearing about that..

ya blew it
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on September 27, 2012, 05:31:09 am
She was on her way out. Unless my brother was gonna fuck her in the thirty seconds it took her to walk to her car, relaying an honest comment about the stupid glasses she was wearing didn't hurt anybody.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on September 27, 2012, 07:02:41 pm
YA BLEW IT

for sauce
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on September 27, 2012, 08:06:53 pm
Remnants, check in again on the front page. Updated Strat movement material.

www.stratianremnants.enjin.com

And get noodles his dick pics. He seems very upset he never received any.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 27, 2012, 08:08:49 pm
Battletoads is fucking awesome, what are you talking about? Although it is literally impossible to beat on multiplayer without using a continue.

Battletoads was one of the most brutal games on NES...I don't think we ever got past the 3rd or 4th level.  It's easy now on emulator when you can save whenever you want.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on September 27, 2012, 08:14:25 pm
Battletoads was one of the most brutal games on NES...I don't think we ever got past the 3rd or 4th level.  It's easy now on emulator when you can save whenever you want.

I had it for sega, but the level where you ride the jetski bikes is actually impossible to beat without using a continue since one of the jumps requires both players to occupy the same space.

Quote
And get noodles his dick pics. He seems very upset he never received any.


I am sure it was satisfied when Ober came into our channel. (don't know if noodles was there though)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on September 27, 2012, 08:34:26 pm
YA BLEW IT

for sauce

The worst part is, she was going to blow it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on September 28, 2012, 02:28:07 pm
Remnants, chaotic times lay ahead.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: 7000bc on September 29, 2012, 12:59:04 am
WAT ES DIS?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mayzer on September 29, 2012, 04:15:31 am
AND STAY OUT!!!  :oops:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on September 29, 2012, 08:49:30 pm
AND STAY OUT!!!  :oops:

No mo free love & hugs?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Gristle on September 30, 2012, 06:12:13 pm
Friendly heads up: Passing though Mechin to buy some gear. Not touchin' the S&D.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 30, 2012, 06:42:16 pm
Friendly heads up: Passing though Mechin to buy some gear. Not touchin' the S&D.

Can you please S my D?  :wink:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Gristle on September 30, 2012, 06:45:49 pm
Name the village to meet at~
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 30, 2012, 06:53:23 pm
ASL? I heard Amashke is a good party place
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 01, 2012, 01:47:51 am
Congrats to the newest members of Remnants; Honeydew, Killmurder ,Ostular_II, Sentinel!  NOW BEAT IT NERDS.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on October 01, 2012, 05:43:12 am
You guys have become quite popular lately. :o
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 01, 2012, 06:12:37 am
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There's a little fashionista in all of us.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 01, 2012, 02:24:01 pm
+1
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on October 01, 2012, 04:01:34 pm
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There's a little fashionista in all of us.
I'm Miracle and I approve this message.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 01, 2012, 04:54:14 pm
LIFE YOU +1'D ME. IF YOU READ THIS... KNOW I MISS YOU  :cry: :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 01, 2012, 05:10:55 pm
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There's a little fashionista in all of us.

But more in Sauce than anyone else.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 01, 2012, 08:11:14 pm
+1

+2

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 01, 2012, 08:28:46 pm
+2

(click to show/hide)

+3

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Socrates on October 02, 2012, 01:37:08 am
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on October 02, 2012, 02:12:35 am
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That is all.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on October 02, 2012, 02:41:00 am
(click to show/hide)

That is all.

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 02, 2012, 03:01:53 am

http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/ (http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on October 02, 2012, 03:30:11 am
I clicked the link and was banned :/
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 03:47:05 am
it's cuz it's for Remnant Members.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on October 02, 2012, 04:38:47 am
I know, thought it was funny I was banned.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on October 02, 2012, 05:16:04 am
I know, thought it was funny I was banned.

I couldn't find the "remove user" button, since I never see you perusing our forums, so instead of sifting through reams of applications, I just banned people who didn't have a tag. I can unban you, if you'd like. It's not for being a dick, it was just more convenient than looking for 500 applications to terminate yours.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 02, 2012, 05:47:45 am
500 applications
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on October 02, 2012, 07:43:36 am
Isn't banned.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Hasn't applied.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 02, 2012, 08:00:33 am
I couldn't find the "remove user" button, since I never see you perusing our forums, so instead of sifting through reams of applications, I just banned people who didn't have a tag. I can unban you, if you'd like. It's not for being a dick, it was just more convenient than looking for 500 applications to terminate yours.

CRTL+F is a hell of a drug.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 02, 2012, 01:43:55 pm
Dexx tell me when you can hop on TS and we can talk kthx
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Blackzilla on October 02, 2012, 02:42:40 pm
I'll never use it so its fine.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on October 02, 2012, 06:59:49 pm
Remnant - you guys are welcome to stop over to our TS anytime for Strat talk or just hanging out (or highly descriptive VOIP sex if you're Tom Cruise)
:arrow:  honorguard.typefrag.com:37400


Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 02, 2012, 10:55:28 pm

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 02, 2012, 11:08:37 pm
Oh boy, you opened the flood gates. Hopefully your ts doesn't turn into the filth pot like mine is.

How would you know what Remnant TS sounds like your never in there.

/Get better internets
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 11:11:31 pm
chesty get the fuck out of chaos territory they have closed borders!!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on October 02, 2012, 11:17:40 pm
Oh boy, you opened the flood gates. Hopefully your ts doesn't turn into the filth pot like mine is.

Unfortunately mine is a filth pot already too, a troll-free filthpot, but a filth-pot nonetheless  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 02, 2012, 11:24:04 pm
chesty get the fuck out of chaos territory they have closed borders!!!

I read chaos theory and though chesty was a soap star.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on October 03, 2012, 05:48:52 am
I was running from a suspected bandit. I talked to Mayzer about spending the night in his castle and he obliged. We had a sleepover party.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 03, 2012, 03:40:04 pm
I was running from a suspected bandit. I talked to Mayzer about spending the night in his castle and he obliged. We had a sleepover party.

Oh boy... you guys fucked. Hope no one got pregnant.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 03, 2012, 04:00:23 pm
Oh boy... you guys fucked. Hope no one got pregnant.

No they stayed up all night watching movies, having pillow fights, and combing each others hair.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 03, 2012, 09:08:58 pm
No they stayed up all night watching movies, having pillow fights, and combing cumming in each others hair.

Fixed
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 04, 2012, 03:18:48 pm
Fixed

Neutered.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 04, 2012, 03:25:55 pm
Fixed
Neutered.

Bob Barkered.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Calford on October 04, 2012, 08:12:51 pm
Unfortunately mine is a filth pot already too, a troll-free filthpot, but a filth-pot nonetheless  :mrgreen:

A filthpot, on behalf of HG, (But mostly myself) I feel like I've been emotionally abused.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 04, 2012, 08:55:36 pm
A filthpot, on behalf of HG, (But mostly myself) I feel like I've been emotionally abused.

Do you want physical abuse with that?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on October 04, 2012, 09:38:52 pm
Calford, put down the crossbow....we just wanna "talk"   :twisted:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2012, 05:49:00 pm
You might want to tell Remnant_Palatro to turn around.  We announced we closed our borders to anyone that doesn't have a trade agreement specifically allowing traders to use our S&D (and even then we usually just exchange goods at the borders).  Right now he is past KUTT lands and entering our area with 200 crates of goods.  I don't want to have to attack him, but if he continues into our territory we will have to intercept him and prevent him from using up our S&D by selling in our fiefs.  Like I said we don't want to do this to you guys, so just tell him to go in a different direction.
Thank you.

Actually would have had to attack him already, but we just had all our S&D stolen from the closest fief to Palatro by a KUTT faction member so he isn't close yet to any fiefs in our territory with any S&D to sell, but he is still heading in the wrong direction.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 05, 2012, 06:44:40 pm
Elindor lets get married.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 05, 2012, 06:45:06 pm
You might want to tell Remnant_Palatro to turn around.  We announced we closed our borders to anyone that doesn't have a trade agreement specifically allowing traders to use our S&D (and even then we usually just exchange goods at the borders).  Right now he is past KUTT lands and entering our area with 200 crates of goods.  I don't want to have to attack him, but if he continues into our territory we will have to intercept him and prevent him from using up our S&D by selling in our fiefs.  Like I said we don't want to do this to you guys, so just tell him to go in a different direction.
Thank you.

Actually would have had to attack him already, but we just had all our S&D stolen from the closest fief to Palatro by a KUTT faction member so he isn't close yet to any fiefs in our territory with any S&D to sell, but he is still heading in the wrong direction.

He said he's not there to buy or sell goods, just to check out the gear.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on October 05, 2012, 06:55:22 pm
Elindor lets get married.

We aren't already married?  :?:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2012, 06:55:44 pm
We have a bunch of normal quality gear in Ismirala castle.  I can tell you our specialties in our various fiefs on ts, but I don't feel very comfortable with him bringing 800+ goods into our territory.  I can just tell you what we got and when he or someone else in your clan wants to run up with gold and no goods we will be fine having you buy any gear you want.  We will be using up all the S&D of our high-price fiefs within a day or so and I can't let anyone else sell in our fiefs.  We just had a nother person steal S&D right near where Palatro is right now and that is the third time this week (we attacked all 3 - they all involved buyin rather than selling goods though so easier to do).
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 05, 2012, 09:45:23 pm
We will do as you ask, and we ask you to do the same. I will conatact Palatrolllllll ASAP. Thank you.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 06, 2012, 01:01:57 am
Hi I am dynamike and I have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

If I am in your lands please do not be offended for I am merely confused and will not lay hand on your Steeds & Damsels.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 06, 2012, 01:07:17 am
Dynamike, you are always welcome in Fallen lands as well as any of your Remnant brothers trying to find your lost soul  :wink:  Feel free to take our Damsels though, we tried hiring an exterminator for them but he became "sidetracked" and well, now our lands are overrun by the buggers.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 06, 2012, 01:19:31 am
Well met, neighbor!

Your Damsels have fallen from grace and it is their destiny to be hunted down by our swift Steeds. We will soon relinquish every remnant of their existence, not shedding any tears over their wretched remains.



HOLY SHIT WE ARE TALKING CODE!  :D
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 06, 2012, 01:41:42 am
Tears graces us with his presence.

+1 him, NAOW
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 06, 2012, 01:51:50 am
THE KING, ALL HAIL THE KING (AND HIS DIRTY DAMSELS)!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: agile on October 06, 2012, 05:44:56 am
honeydew is hot
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Calford on October 07, 2012, 12:59:36 am
Do you want physical abuse with that?

No, well maybe, aside the bruises the attention involved would be flattering.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 07, 2012, 04:22:03 am
CHECK THE FORUMS YA GOOFS!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on October 07, 2012, 04:29:32 am
:twisted:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 08, 2012, 02:16:06 pm
I think my Strat stopped ticking
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 08, 2012, 04:54:27 pm
Much will be talked about tonight. Mainly about strat and the future. I need as many Remnant and HG guys as possible on tonight. You should be in Nditions TS around 8 for the run down. (If you can't make it then... I will be in there mostly from 3pm EST. - whenever so come when you can). Other than that do not listen to propaganda and do not share any details at this time.

Thank you.
                - Noodles.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 08, 2012, 05:24:01 pm
I heard Noodles has a party(boy) in his pants and got ninja'ed by an empress.

Thought I'd share these details.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 08, 2012, 06:33:27 pm
Much will be talked about tonight. Mainly about strat and the future. I need as many Remnant and HG guys as possible on tonight. You should be in Nditions TS around 8 for the run down. (If you can't make it then... I will be in there mostly from 3pm EST. - whenever so come when you can). Other than that do not listen to propaganda and do not share any details at this time.

Thank you.
                - Noodles.

May i join?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 08, 2012, 06:50:33 pm
lol. Berenger. Only if you s my d again.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 08, 2012, 06:57:51 pm
lol. Berenger. Only if you s my d again.

(click to show/hide)

1v1 at COD Black Ops.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: International_Mok on October 08, 2012, 07:59:26 pm
HI GUY'S!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 08, 2012, 09:16:41 pm
You moking us?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dalfador on October 08, 2012, 09:29:53 pm
Got you up to +15
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Malaclypse on October 09, 2012, 03:16:17 am
Remnant clan best clan
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 09, 2012, 03:44:49 am
I wonder if they understand why you posted that Mala. <3
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 09, 2012, 05:02:19 pm
Cause we're feisty like little terriers and adorably uncoordinated at the same time ?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 09, 2012, 09:13:16 pm
Who's this bundle of sticks who downvoted Mala?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on October 10, 2012, 01:49:19 am
I believe that bundle of sticks would be me, sir.  I missed the + button.

on purpose
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 10, 2012, 01:49:41 am
You are forgiven babe
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mayzer on October 11, 2012, 10:56:52 pm
Any relation?

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 11, 2012, 11:21:03 pm
We reinvented class, so obviously there's a relation..
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 13, 2012, 05:39:30 am
Check our forums bitches.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on October 13, 2012, 06:17:11 am
Just dropping by to say that you can leave the keys to the thread on the counter, as I am hereby subjugating it as my winter house.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 13, 2012, 06:31:12 pm
Just dropping by to say that you can leave the keys to the thread on the counter, as I am hereby subjugating it as my winter house.

RS stands for Real Slick

SR for Slick Rick
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on October 13, 2012, 07:56:29 pm
Bled fish Rue fish.  GIVE A DOG A BONE.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 14, 2012, 03:31:11 am
Being muted was the greatest experience ever !
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: International_Mok on October 14, 2012, 04:10:50 pm
Being muted was the greatest experience ever !
Mechanix, what did you do now? :o
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 17, 2012, 10:17:48 pm
thred is ded
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 17, 2012, 10:36:45 pm
Just read the official forums.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 17, 2012, 11:50:16 pm
Don't get any more official than here.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 18, 2012, 05:34:08 am
Check our forums ladies.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 19, 2012, 11:45:58 pm
updates read etc lift
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on October 20, 2012, 02:37:08 am
now you can get a 2 for the price of 1 face lift at Walmart, anyone got 99 cents?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 20, 2012, 10:48:46 am
newest member Freakshow_XIII
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 20, 2012, 03:12:18 pm
KHMER SAID HE IS HALF CAMBODIAN HALF BLACK.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on October 20, 2012, 11:13:08 pm
Dick pics sent. Enjoy.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 21, 2012, 03:01:30 am
Micro D don't count.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on October 21, 2012, 03:05:50 am
Micro D don't count.

Don't be a mad bro because I treated you like the tiny German you are last night. In this world the only law is leverage. I'm taller. I take the dominant position when we fuck. Deal with it or get your legs stilted.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 21, 2012, 08:40:25 am
wat
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 21, 2012, 09:29:03 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Muki on October 21, 2012, 09:35:36 am
wat
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 22, 2012, 04:38:27 am

http://stratianremnants.enjin.com
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 22, 2012, 02:16:01 pm
Don't be a mad bro because I treated you like the tiny German you are last night. In this world the only law is leverage. I'm taller. I take the dominant position when we fuck. Deal with it or get your legs stilted.

truly "lmao"
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on October 22, 2012, 09:39:57 pm
CHECK THE FORUMS AGAIN AND THIS TIME LISTEN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 22, 2012, 10:13:57 pm
CHECK THE FORUMS AGAIN AND THIS TIME LISTEN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait... who are you??
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 22, 2012, 10:52:49 pm
Wait... who are you??

Some gay ATS guy who joined Remnants.

GOTTEM
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 22, 2012, 10:58:43 pm
Some gay ATS guy who joined Remnants.

GOTTEM

Nah I heard he left Remnants and joined these RL my old friends.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on October 22, 2012, 11:57:16 pm
I'm back playing video games daily.  Just not cRPG, yet.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 23, 2012, 12:42:03 am
I'm back playing video games daily.  Just not cRPG, yet.




-MEAT
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 23, 2012, 12:57:24 am
Welcome new player. The Remnants are currently not accepting any more applicants at this time. Your best bet would be to hop into game and get noticed by one of our officers/members. Until then, get your nerd monitor tan on.



-MEATS
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on October 23, 2012, 01:10:08 am
I kinda just realized that if Canary (or some other chaos officer at the time) would have accepted me into chaos in December of last year, I would be a current member of the Remnants.

Oh well
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on October 23, 2012, 02:25:16 am
Welcome new player. The Remnants are currently not accepting any more applicants at this time. Your best bet would be to hop into game and get noticed by one of our officers/members. Until then, get your nerd monitor tan on.



-MEAT
Bro...Do you even lift?

    -JUGGERNAUT
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 23, 2012, 06:19:24 am
ALL REMNANTS & CO READ front page : http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/home (http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/home)

                                                - MEAT
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 23, 2012, 10:06:30 pm
no fgtn3rd
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 25, 2012, 03:00:05 pm
needs more Versace at all times
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 25, 2012, 03:15:33 pm
I kinda just realized that if Canary (or some other chaos officer at the time) would have accepted me into chaos in December of last year, I would be a current member of the Remnants.

Oh well

Or if you would've joined ATS back then too.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 25, 2012, 03:23:47 pm
Or if you would've joined ATS back then too.

Remnant is down to five ATS members, and only two that are active (noodles and Swaggart).
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 25, 2012, 03:47:42 pm
Remnant is down to five ATS members, and only two that are active (noodles and Swaggart).

Still in the clan. And thought you were in Remnants lol.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 25, 2012, 04:30:09 pm
Egan left to play with his IRL friends. :(

he abandoned us. I MISS YOU EGAN <3333333
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 25, 2012, 04:57:11 pm
<3s all around

Except for dynamike, because he stole JABONRA's fief.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 25, 2012, 05:10:36 pm
Egan left to play with his IRL friends. :(

he abandoned us. I MISS YOU EGAN <3333333

IRL friends vs Cyber Friends....ROUND 1...FIGHT!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 25, 2012, 06:25:34 pm
<3s all around

Except for dynamike, because he stole JABONRA's fief.

 :(

Don't be hatin brother. I could no longer watch innocent virgins being turned into JABITCHES for to fulfill your dark desires.

Have a heart, I still <3 you!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 26, 2012, 10:08:35 pm
Greetings sexy mike and company!


One of our traders was ambushed by a bunch of dastardly bandits who disagreed with our liberation and redistribution plans of their goods! We have very good gear and this should grant some real experience as well as being great grand fun, mind helping a neighbor out?
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battleroster&id=1045 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battleroster&id=1045)


<3 <3 <3


We are but the robin hoods of the desert, and would appreciate you helping us make sure that the wealth that so rightfully belongs to all of Calradia is freed and distributed to the people instead of hoarded by those desert tyrants!


1K to the top 3 if we win, as well as cookies for all.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 26, 2012, 11:45:39 pm
Awwww how can I say no if you ask so nicely?  :oops:

If I can make it, you have my floppy dick sword!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 27, 2012, 01:10:12 am
Huzzah! I look forward to slaying desert tyrants with you and your flo... Sword!


EDIT: Thank you Ostulor III!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on October 28, 2012, 10:51:41 pm
CHECK THE FORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 29, 2012, 02:07:32 pm
Check your reality, bro
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 29, 2012, 04:13:36 pm
CHECK YO SELF FOO.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on October 29, 2012, 06:51:36 pm
Check your reality, bro
DO
YOU
EVEN
LIFT
BRO?

-JUGGERNAUT
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 29, 2012, 09:02:46 pm
Check, mate.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on October 29, 2012, 10:37:55 pm
Greetings gentlemen,


How do you do?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on October 29, 2012, 11:28:43 pm
Why does everyone keep doing the "do you even lift?" meme. Are you guys aware or something? Or is it just all over the interwebs and fuck it.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 29, 2012, 11:56:49 pm
Why does everyone keep doing the "do you even lift?" meme. Are you guys aware or something? Or is it just all over the interwebs and fuck it.

Not only would I be weary of that comment that you just made, but your comment is also reply #666. Was nice knowin ya...
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 29, 2012, 11:58:10 pm
your comment is also reply #666. Was nice knowin ya...
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on October 30, 2012, 12:05:42 am
Not only would I be weary of that comment that you just made, but your comment is also reply #666. Was nice knowin ya...

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 30, 2012, 12:18:05 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on October 30, 2012, 01:24:57 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 30, 2012, 02:44:24 am
Greetings gentlemen,


How do you do?

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 30, 2012, 03:12:38 am
Hey look its Dynamike
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: SHinOCk on October 30, 2012, 07:46:53 am
Greetings gentlemen,


How do you do?

Start swinging that Italian sword of awesomeness again dude, NA1 misses you
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on October 30, 2012, 08:10:46 am
Start swinging that Italian sword of awesomeness again dude, NA1 misses you

Yes come back and own NA again. NA needs a lesson in humility anyway.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on October 30, 2012, 01:26:22 pm
Sry  guys Life is keeping me busy from playing D:
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 30, 2012, 05:01:06 pm
Fuck life whats that shit ever done for you?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 31, 2012, 12:26:41 am
change that ugly avatar
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on October 31, 2012, 07:45:06 am
Sry  guys Life is keeping me busy from playing D:
but Life's in military school.
HEH
HEH
get it
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on October 31, 2012, 10:24:17 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL BABY WEEBO

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on October 31, 2012, 01:59:43 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL BABY WEEBO


Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on October 31, 2012, 03:24:19 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL BABY WEEBO
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on October 31, 2012, 06:46:52 pm
BLEW IT (the birthday candles)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on October 31, 2012, 07:14:15 pm
weebo's REAL birthday thread is on our website
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on October 31, 2012, 10:03:56 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL BABY WEEBO

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on November 01, 2012, 03:06:39 pm
Fuck life whats that shit ever done for you?

Everything.....Something.....Nothing -_-
but Life's in military school.
HEH
HEH
get it

He went to Military school o_0 Then i guess i have free time now :D
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 02, 2012, 06:21:35 am
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Carthage on November 02, 2012, 06:39:38 am
Oh snap I wanna watch the epic duels of the Gods!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 02, 2012, 09:31:26 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 02, 2012, 09:47:28 pm
I don't know about gods, but you can watch some spaghetti armed girls slap fight each other into submission.


You mean.. watch everyone in the clan bitch slap the shit out of Saucebossmeattoss.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 02, 2012, 10:12:26 pm
It's time for a new champion to prove himself/herself.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 02, 2012, 10:37:11 pm
My days of being a tournament champion pretty much ended after I; beat Dan and crushed ATS in Clan V Clan scrim, then became a leader tho. It's time for a new champion to prove himself/herself.

Wow n3rd. I quit.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 02, 2012, 11:24:09 pm
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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 03, 2012, 02:07:14 pm
Got em.

First thing I'm doing when I come to Syracuse, punch you straight in the fucking forehead.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on November 04, 2012, 04:26:45 pm
You are going to do a tournament when I am unable to play? This tournament is null and void before it even begins you pansies.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 04, 2012, 05:55:44 pm
You are going to do a tournament when I am unable to play? This tournament is null and void before it even begins you pansies.

Applicants must fill out a quick survey and join TeamSpeak often.

Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Lordark on November 05, 2012, 06:35:57 am
Just wanted to post here and personally thank Mae for fighting for us in that 1 battle. Sorry I didnt thank you before you got dc'd. GF!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 05, 2012, 04:05:16 pm
Just wanted to post here and personally thank Mae for fighting for us in that 1 battle. Sorry I didnt thank you before you got dc'd. GF!

Stop hitting on her, she's got enough internet nerds on her coat tail already!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 05, 2012, 05:28:52 pm
Stop hitting on her, she's got enough internet nerds on her coat tail already!

Her and I already had internet sex. I looked up porn and imagined her. No big deal. I'm not a creep or anything I swear on it  :?



(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 05, 2012, 09:38:47 pm
Her and I already had internet sex. I looked up porn and imagined her. No big deal. I'm not a creep or anything I swear on it  :?



(click to show/hide)

You've done it to me, you would do it to her. TRUTH!


Edit: reply 700, get bent nerds and submit gym lift pics to me!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 05, 2012, 09:51:02 pm
You've done it to me, you would do it to her. TRUTH!


Edit: reply 700, get bent nerds and submit gym lift pics to me!


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+



Get fuck'd nerds

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on November 05, 2012, 11:34:46 pm
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miley on November 06, 2012, 01:07:35 am
AWW THESE CONTRACTS ARE CUTE.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 06, 2012, 01:33:29 am
Ehh idk man. I don't think that Coleman is that big... idk man... I got my vote on Justin Beiber taken him out hands down.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 06, 2012, 01:33:45 am
AWW THESE CONTRACTS ARE CUTE.

No, YOU are cute!

Sign up for our brattle tonight - we need a hero.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on November 06, 2012, 02:48:29 am
No, YOU are cute!

Sign up for our brattle tonight - we need a hero.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 06, 2012, 04:06:19 am
Remnant Tournament for Champions and Spaghetti Armed Nerds!

 http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/forum/m/5908338/viewthread/4797019-first-annual-remnant-tournament/page/1 (http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/forum/m/5908338/viewthread/4797019-first-annual-remnant-tournament/page/1)
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 06, 2012, 06:12:07 am
Remnant clan most inefficient play for fun not results clan.

The German in me quits.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on November 06, 2012, 06:20:46 am
Remnant clan most inefficient play for fun not results clan.

The German in me quits.

Says the guy that threw in his siege material prematurely.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 06, 2012, 07:29:54 am
Says the guy that threw in his siege material prematurely.

No it's cool. We totally needed a large siege tower overlooking the village so we could get a nice view of the battle.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on November 06, 2012, 07:33:01 am
Helps me to aim the catapult.  Thanks dynamike.  Don't listen to these spergs.  Also let's not forget Sauce building the catapult before the weapon rack.  gf.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 06, 2012, 04:38:06 pm
Yeah was a tough switch from our usual Remnant suicide squad tactics that consist mostly of "chaaaaaaarge!" to switching on my brain in the battle.

Glad we went back to charging right after  :D


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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 06, 2012, 04:58:21 pm
Says the guy that threw in his siege material prematurely.

That's what Mae said
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 06, 2012, 05:02:36 pm
Helps me to aim the catapult.  Thanks dynamike.  Don't listen to these spergs.  Also let's not forget Sauce building the catapult before the weapon rack.  gf.

Leave the building of seige towers to the ex-ATS guys, they have a lot of experience in building that shit in battle. Just ask any admins...
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Wesleysnipes on November 07, 2012, 04:15:34 am

Teutons aint fuckin around in strat! Dexx you a dead man...
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 07, 2012, 08:43:36 am
Leave the building of seige towers to the ex-ATS guys, they have a lot of experience in building that shit in battle. Just ask any admins...

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on November 07, 2012, 07:30:14 pm
That's what Mae said
+1
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 08, 2012, 12:06:02 am
+1

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Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on November 08, 2012, 12:23:25 am
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god damnit i love you lol
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 08, 2012, 12:44:55 am
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Is that you visualizing Vic DA BEARZ genitalia and you giving it an ''oral examination''? Euheehhehee
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on November 08, 2012, 01:00:30 am
Is that you visualizing Vic DA BEARZ genitalia and you giving it an ''oral examination''? Euheehhehee
boi they got standards!
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 08, 2012, 01:15:07 am
boi they got standards!

Sorry...that other one errr...nvm forgot the name of that one.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 08, 2012, 07:44:28 am
Remember the time Sentinel killed 8 teammates and went -59 in 0.00002 seconds ?
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Joseph Porta on November 08, 2012, 09:43:37 am
Sorry...that other one errr...nvm forgot the name of that one.
i agree with your sig.
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on November 08, 2012, 06:10:21 pm
Sorry...that other one errr...nvm forgot the name of that one.

coy
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 08, 2012, 08:58:12 pm
coy

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on November 08, 2012, 09:36:16 pm
Remember the time Sentinel killed 8 teammates and went -59 in 0.00002 seconds ?

Dexx that was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

We're standing there against the walls, the order has been given to stand aside.  Some people decide this means just outside the blast area.  I believe you were standing with me further away by the tower and I watched  this massive boulder come hurdling right past us and then ....

"Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed."


"Shit...." - Sentinel over TS
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 08, 2012, 10:10:09 pm
Dexx that was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

We're standing there against the walls, the order has been given to stand aside.  Some people decide this means just outside the blast area.  I believe you were standing with me further away by the tower and I watched  this massive boulder come hurdling right past us and then ....

"Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed."


"Shit...." - Sentinel over TS

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 08, 2012, 10:31:08 pm
Dexx that was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

We're standing there against the walls, the order has been given to stand aside.  Some people decide this means just outside the blast area.  I believe you were standing with me further away by the tower and I watched  this massive boulder come hurdling right past us and then ....

"Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed.
Sentinel has killed a teamate.
So and So has been killed."


"Shit...." - Sentinel over TS

Remember that time I said you should leave the construction stuff to ex-ATS members...
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 08, 2012, 11:07:38 pm
Remember that time I said you should leave the construction stuff to ex-ATS members...

Remember the time HEY SHUT UP.

And come home.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 08, 2012, 11:16:19 pm
Remember the time HEY SHUT UP.

And come home.

Im on the train home right now.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on November 08, 2012, 11:42:04 pm
You're punished mister
Title: Re: Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 09, 2012, 12:13:13 am
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Actually yes I do, may I present to you: The JABONRA Lifting program

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thats dan, bojinejoni, and myself
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 09, 2012, 04:11:45 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 09, 2012, 08:19:51 pm
Who put Balton on our thread
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 10, 2012, 02:09:40 am
Tournament update on private forums, read them you babes.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 10, 2012, 02:38:00 pm
Tournament update on private forums, read them you babes.

Babies*
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 10, 2012, 05:51:55 pm
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on November 10, 2012, 08:07:15 pm
I WILL BE GIVING 500K TO THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S TOURNAMENT.  EVERYONE HAD BEST START PRACTICING.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 10, 2012, 08:21:08 pm
Babies*


Babes*
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 10, 2012, 09:02:05 pm

Babes*

BABIES*
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on November 10, 2012, 09:04:32 pm
bundle of sticksS*
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 10, 2012, 09:08:17 pm
(click to show/hide)

#gottem?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 11, 2012, 11:20:21 pm
Congratulations to Honey-"baby"-Dew on being the Champion of the first Remnant Tournament! They fucking grow up so fast.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 11, 2012, 11:34:06 pm
Poll here.

Who prefers Latina Porn here type 1.

And who prefers Asian Porn here type 2.

And who prefers Ebony Porn here type 3.

And who prefers Vanilla Porn here type 4.

And who prefers Tentacle Anime Porn here type 10.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Artyem on November 11, 2012, 11:34:53 pm
100
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on November 11, 2012, 11:48:30 pm
1 niggs
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Lordark on November 11, 2012, 11:58:47 pm
3 i got the fever   :oops:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on November 12, 2012, 12:05:13 am
all of the above
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 12, 2012, 04:36:10 pm
1 niggs

Dude wanna gangbang some latinas?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 12, 2012, 05:14:26 pm
Why is Berenger the blasian... in our forums thread?
I'm offended.

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4 tbh, but I thouroughly enjoy all except deformed anime midgets fucking horses.

and why hasn't mae voted... kinda sexist imo.

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on November 12, 2012, 05:19:24 pm
2 all day every day
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 12, 2012, 05:38:46 pm

4 tbh, but I thouroughly enjoy all except deformed anime midgets fucking horses.

and why hasn't mae voted... kinda sexist imo.

Cuz she's a prime and proper gurl who be very polite and won't be talking such filth!

ALSO HOW CANT U LIKE LATINAS NOODLES? Definition of 'WILD'!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 12, 2012, 05:39:43 pm
Cuz she's a prime and proper gurl who be very polite and won't be talking such filth!

DOUBTFUL.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on November 12, 2012, 09:28:04 pm
real talk, i still cant decide.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 12, 2012, 09:38:46 pm
How to porn?  :oops:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on November 12, 2012, 09:59:27 pm
10

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 12, 2012, 10:36:06 pm
brb gonna go kill myself.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 12, 2012, 11:16:49 pm
10


This is what would happen if Huey would rap with San.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on November 13, 2012, 12:07:51 am
ANIME PUSSY
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 05:16:35 am
Yo I'm going to be heading across the desert and would like to pick up a small amount (~100) of good from ya'll from Tilimsal.  I've noticed that you haven't put BIRD CLAN down as an exemption from the closed borders rule so you might want to add that in there.  All the cool clans are doing it.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 13, 2012, 05:18:13 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 05:29:21 am
Does he check the thread?  Also, that seems like the only village of yours that is down there so where are you borders if I want to just go around?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on November 13, 2012, 06:50:13 am
You want to party Partyboy?




Let me hear yah say yeah!?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Havoco on November 13, 2012, 11:02:16 am
How could u forget gay porn? Berenger u fuckin homophobe.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 13, 2012, 11:53:56 pm
real talk, i still cant decide.

Mechanix is still waiting for your answer with his hands around his 1ft dick.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on November 14, 2012, 01:12:46 am
Mechanix is still waiting for your answer with his hands around his 1ft dick.

Fuck how does he know EVERY TIME?

The partyboy video has me dying
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 14, 2012, 08:41:04 pm
Read the private forums. The means YOU Voester.


http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/ (http://stratianremnants.enjin.com/)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Life on November 15, 2012, 02:51:58 pm
Guess who's back..? (:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 02:52:56 pm
Guess who's back..? (:

SANTA?? JESUS?? BATMAN??  :o
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Life on November 15, 2012, 02:54:40 pm
SANTA?? JESUS?? BATMAN??  :o
nope.. even better.. LIFEBOAT. haha, im back for the next 9 days.. Thanksgiving break from military school.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 15, 2012, 04:56:54 pm
Awesome man, good to have you back.

Almost as good as Batman  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 15, 2012, 05:08:51 pm
SANTA?? JESUS?? BATMAN??  :o

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 15, 2012, 05:37:48 pm
nope.. even better.. LIFEBOAT. haha, im back for the next 9 days.. Thanksgiving break from military school.

Shaved your head?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 15, 2012, 05:56:26 pm
Fuck yes. Life is back. I've missed you brah! xD
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on November 15, 2012, 06:01:04 pm
Shaved your head?

And his crotch.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on November 15, 2012, 08:23:41 pm
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.........is this real life?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 15, 2012, 08:33:44 pm
.........is this real life?

But I made it for you.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 16, 2012, 05:59:50 am
Look at all this fancy story telling and imagery VEGGIE smuggled into the OP  :shock:


(click to show/hide)


Edit:
For the love of fashion, Saucey, stick with our color scheme. I adjusted the pics you added here in different variations:
http://imgur.com/a/Yd6mE
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 16, 2012, 03:04:49 pm
Dynadick.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: kinngrimm on November 16, 2012, 03:22:08 pm
Sauce, you got a pm.

The trader you attacked(Wolves_Manwe_V) was passing through your lands not trading there.
As you also know he is unarmed therefor it couldn't have been an attack force, which your border policies say traders should have below 200 troops. Which when you transport stuff is highly unsuitable!
As i didn't get back any reply on my second post to you, i implied we were still in negotations and you would let at least pass our traders.
I do trade with many NA Factions, including your latest contract giver. I am still open to make trade with you, depending how this matter can be resolved.

take care
kinngrimm
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on November 16, 2012, 05:28:49 pm
Kinngrimm,

I will let Sauce reply on his official stance on the issue, but I will offer our reasoning for attacking.

Last night my guys tracked Manwe as he headed, rather apparently, towards Yruma.  When I issued the order to attack, Manwe's circle was literally on top of the graphical image of Yruma on the map, and still appeared (according to my guys, I am out of view range) to be headed straight at the castle.  With 300 troops unarmed and 700 crates we knew that was all goods, and did not want to risk a massive loss to  Yruma's S&D at this time.

If his path had taken him farther from Yruma we would not have attacked, but without seeing his travel path it really appeared he was headed to Yruma.

Also, Remnant started Strat 4 with an open trade policy, but like most, it has changed to Closed with invite only.

Clan: Remnants
Holdings: New Halmar, New Unuzdaq Castle, New Amashke, Nova Amere, New Ehlerdah, New Tilimsal, New Mechin, Nova Dhibbain
Border Policy: Closed unless permission granted.
Contact: Sauce, Noodles, Tom Cruise

** These new holdings in the north were added to the above list once we attained them, about a week ago or more.
NA Border Policy Thread -->  http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/strat-4-na-border-policy-list/

I will leave the rest to Sauce, just wanted to explain our actions in this case.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: kinngrimm on November 16, 2012, 06:18:39 pm
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Thanks for reply. I am camping your ts channel meanwhile till i get poked by Sauce or someone who can settle this. My goal would be to get at least free passage from now on. My guys always have strict orders where to go and what to do, traveling so close to your castle was only because of a direct line to their destination and therefor saving traveltime. For our trades into NA i would often need to go through your area therefor a free passage is needed in any case, with including a promise that we wouldn't use any of your S&D if we wouldn't have at first a trade agreement suitable to both our expectations.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Elindor on November 16, 2012, 06:23:54 pm
Im pretty sure that could be arranged.

Yeah look for Sauce or Noodles or Tom Cruise in the Remnant TS, they should be able to help you (others too)

Thanks for your cooperation Kinngrimm.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on November 16, 2012, 06:48:07 pm
Dynadick.

Hop off my oversized D or be prepared for anal fractures  :twisted:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on November 16, 2012, 07:26:25 pm
Sorry.



Dynadick
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 16, 2012, 11:14:39 pm
Kinngrim should have sent himself, he has enough ath to not be caught by anyone.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on November 16, 2012, 11:31:56 pm
Visiting family atm :D I brought my laptop tho (sry for all the tw/tk now). The internet is shitty here and playing on the floor is kinda weird :/

Will be bk at my house Wednesday  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on November 17, 2012, 02:35:29 am
Thanks for reply. I am camping your ts channel meanwhile till i get poked by Sauce or someone who can settle this. My goal would be to get at least free passage from now on. My guys always have strict orders where to go and what to do, traveling so close to your castle was only because of a direct line to their destination and therefor saving traveltime. For our trades into NA i would often need to go through your area therefor a free passage is needed in any case, with including a promise that we wouldn't use any of your S&D if we wouldn't have at first a trade agreement suitable to both our expectations.

I'm just a trader but it sounds like you need free passage through our area and have nothing to really offer in return since all of EU is a warzone in which case you need to get fucked. As the trader's creed clearly states "fuck bitches, make money."
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Lordark on November 18, 2012, 10:21:16 am
I'm just a trader but it sounds like you need free passage through our area and have nothing to really offer in return since all of EU is a warzone in which case you need to get fucked. As the trader's creed clearly states "fuck bitches, make money."


you forgot to add nerd  :shock:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ostulor on November 18, 2012, 06:20:42 pm
Visiting family atm :D I brought my laptop tho (sry for all the tw/tk now). The internet is shitty here and playing on the floor is kinda weird :/

Will be bk at my house Wednesday  :mrgreen:

Get on TS more Shadow!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 19, 2012, 04:34:26 pm
real talk, i still cant decide.


Mechanix is still waiting for your answer with his hands around his 1ft dick.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on November 19, 2012, 05:01:42 pm
Get on TS more Shadow!

I will be on later today :P (in about an hour). I just have a few things to get done :3
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: ManOfWar on November 20, 2012, 05:14:44 pm
Hey guys I am going home for thanksgiving so I will have access to my gaming comp, cya then
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 20, 2012, 06:45:15 pm
Hey guys I am going home for thanksgiving so I will have access to my gaming comp, cya then

You're not writing an application, stop being so formal. How was cowl... edge?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on November 24, 2012, 01:49:28 am
Check da forums m8's
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on November 26, 2012, 08:17:41 pm
Quote
Remnant borders are currently closed for trading unless granted permission
Refer to this thread:  http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/strat-4-na-border-policy-list/
If you are found in Remnant territory with intent to trade without permission, you will be attacked.
Armies of 200 or more (that's a ≥ sign, not >) will not be allowed into the Trade Zone, simply because of the dangers armies that size pose to the other merchants in the area.
Contact a Remnant Senior officer or Merchant officer to receive permission first or you will risk being attacked.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on November 26, 2012, 11:47:25 pm
Hmm so I can't pass by your villages anymore? I like partaking in your harems.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ostulor on November 27, 2012, 03:31:51 am
Hmm so I can't pass by your villages anymore? I like partaking in your harems.
Only if you bring cookies, snickerdoodles only.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on November 27, 2012, 04:11:53 am
No peanut butter cookies? Or the GOAT cookie of all, chocolate chip?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on November 27, 2012, 04:12:34 am
Hmm so I can't pass by your villages anymore? I like partaking in your harems.

It's always been the policy. You douchebags just do what you want.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on November 28, 2012, 06:56:05 pm
Read the forums shit bags.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 30, 2012, 02:13:49 am
Reminder to (i hope) you faithful Fallen ones. I might pass by your fiefs/territory depending on what route i choose towards Uslum in EU which is the goal of the united Jihad. If you are a faithful believer and hate chocolate chip cookies and anti-Mericans you will give free passage to all holy islamic jihad armies passing by.

Thank you and ALLAHU AKBAR!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on November 30, 2012, 05:27:49 am
Reminder to (i hope) you faithful Fallen ones. I might pass by your fiefs/territory depending on what route i choose towards Uslum in EU which is the goal of the united Jihad. If you are a faithful believer and hate chocolate chip cookies and anti-Mericans you will give free passage to all holy islamic jihad armies passing by.

Thank you and ALLAHU AKBAR!

ATTACK THE HETHAN AND HIS BLASPHEMOUS ARMY!

In the words of Hospitaller
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on November 30, 2012, 04:21:37 pm
We are atheists.


NO GOD
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on November 30, 2012, 04:22:47 pm
We are atheists.


NO GOD

Atleast join the cause then to battle the chocolate chip cookies!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miley on December 01, 2012, 12:13:03 am
Atleast join the cause then to battle the chocolate chip cookies!

Yo no hablo * If you were looking for correctness...
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on December 01, 2012, 12:15:06 am
Yo no hablo * If you were looking for correctness...

Nope now go and join the jihad.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on December 01, 2012, 02:41:56 pm
OMG I CAN POST AGAIN!

I WAS MUTED FOR WEEKS.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on December 01, 2012, 02:58:46 pm
please re-mute
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on December 01, 2012, 06:38:42 pm
oh, mechanix btw...  :rolleyes:

#imback
#gottem
#umad
#goodfight
#goodduel
#ubad
#sitdown
#takeaseat
#havefun
#ubad
#gggfgd
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on December 03, 2012, 04:08:35 am
MUUTLES 2012
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on December 03, 2012, 05:34:07 am
#gf
#fgtn3rd
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: arowaine on December 03, 2012, 06:26:46 am
you guys are a good clan all together always a pleasure to figth higth skill player.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on December 03, 2012, 06:32:22 am
I love you arowaine
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on December 03, 2012, 03:03:47 pm
I love you arowaine

MECHANIX IS GAY! SEE?
#PROOF.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on December 03, 2012, 04:24:13 pm
MECHANIX IS GAY! SEE?
#PROOF.


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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on December 03, 2012, 04:54:52 pm
racist as fuck. lmao wow.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on December 03, 2012, 05:38:32 pm
racist as fuck. lmao wow.


Pfft umad cuz i'm better with the Remington shotty than you.

#GOLDCAMO #+1kKILLS #ALLCHALLENGESDONE #SHOTTYMANIA

GG GOTTEM
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on December 03, 2012, 09:29:23 pm
hi guize im going 2 be playin wit the Rimnuts agan
i luv u
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on December 03, 2012, 09:30:54 pm
hi guize im going 2 be playin wit the Rimnuts agan
i luv u

Price of admission is Uranus.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on December 03, 2012, 09:34:06 pm
Price of admission is Uranus.
as long as you stroke my Venis.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on December 03, 2012, 09:38:49 pm
you guys are a good clan all together always a pleasure to figth higth skill player.

Holy gayness in this thread/clan/homobrothel.

Look what you started, you strong handsome Frenchman you!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on December 03, 2012, 10:24:42 pm
OMG That picture is hilarious LOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on December 03, 2012, 10:40:53 pm
OMG That picture is hilarious LOOOOOOOL

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ostulor on December 04, 2012, 01:51:01 am
you guys are a good clan all together always a pleasure to figth higth skill player.

You're always welcome in TS Arowaine! Just not when Sentinel and Honeydew are having enraged voice sex.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on December 04, 2012, 11:39:40 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Bloody187 on December 06, 2012, 06:29:01 pm
Hey guys, Sh0w here. Well after a month of being global banned without a response from an admin its painfully clear its permanent. I tested a block-bot when i was in LL mainly to see if one of my clan-mates was cheating. This was, perhaps, not my best decision but at the time i wasn't thinking i would pick this game back up. I NEVER used it while i was in Remnant nor did i use it in the months leading up to my recruitment but apparently just using it for a couple of hours is enough for a perma-ban. I lost a gen 19 char and a gen 3 alt so starting over on another key doesn't interest me at all. So i just wanna say good luck with the clan guys it was fun playing with you and sorry for any damage to Remnants' reputation(though the actions of one individual shouldn't reflect on the entire clan).  :oops: :(
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on December 06, 2012, 09:49:26 pm
what the fuck

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on December 06, 2012, 11:06:06 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on December 07, 2012, 12:06:16 am
Sh0w and I talked for quite a long time, I can almost guarantee that he is being whole heartily sincere.

Good luck with the real world that shit sucks.
Feel free to continue to hang out in TS and we will be playing other games so stay active.
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Post by: Shadowren on December 10, 2012, 02:05:52 pm
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That was a good game if anyone ever played it  :D
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Post by: Tom Cruise on December 10, 2012, 09:18:23 pm
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That was a good game if anyone ever played it  :D

I loved that game. Didn't finish it because I got stuck on some BS mission.
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Post by: In Cauda Venenum on December 11, 2012, 01:58:26 am
I loved that game. Didn't finish it because I got stuck on some BS mission.
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Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on December 11, 2012, 02:04:38 am
Sauce talk 2 me
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Post by: Tom Cruise on December 11, 2012, 03:18:15 am
Sauce talk 2 me

No.
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Post by: Ramza on December 11, 2012, 11:22:33 pm
Will be inactive till the end of this week finishing projects and studying for finals.
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Post by: Ostulor on December 11, 2012, 11:31:07 pm
Will be inactive till the end of this week finishing projects and studying for finals.

Too bad, playing with you is too much fun, Ramza. Good luck with school.
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Post by: Braeden on December 13, 2012, 03:54:05 am
Dear Remnant,

I find your attack heartily surprising, I had thought we were such good friends.  I shall sincerely regret the loss of my caravan, but the pain of its passing is nothing compared to that which I feel with the loss of respect which I once held in your regard.  I would be much relieved if Maeday were to admit her attack a jest and cancel before things were to go too far.  To be enemies with Stratians, with whom I once stood against the might of the Russian hordes, is a bitter fruit to swallow, and yet I fear if this comes to pass there will be no avoiding it.

Sincerely,
Braeden de Medici
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Post by: Tom Cruise on December 13, 2012, 03:33:15 pm
Dear Remnant,

I find your attack heartily surprising, I had thought we were such good friends.  I shall sincerely regret the loss of my caravan, but the pain of its passing is nothing compared to that which I feel with the loss of respect which I once held in your regard.  I would be much relieved if Maeday were to admit her attack a jest and cancel before things were to go too far.  To be enemies with Stratians, with whom I once stood against the might of the Russian hordes, is a bitter fruit to swallow, and yet I fear if this comes to pass there will be no avoiding it.

Sincerely,
Braeden de Medici

Well you can't just trade freely in our lands. We also have a hunch that you took the S@D of our fief Peshmi. We have to assume when the S@D of one of our fiefs gets jacked under our noses and we see only 1 guy in the area with a bunch of crates on him, we have to attack.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Braeden on December 13, 2012, 07:43:38 pm
Well you could have just sent a letter.  Violence, after all, is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Edit:

I have run the numbers and prepared a bill.  In order to prevent the Medici from taking your action as hostile, we will permit you to purchase our goods and equipment for a price of 95,998 gold, payable in cash or goods.  Since your attack continues to go through, we will be applying this debit to your accounts and will await your payment for remission of the debt.  Seven (7) days will be provided for payment terms to be negotiated, after which collections agencies may be contacted. 

Thank you.  I hope you have a pleasant weekend.
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Post by: Hobb on December 13, 2012, 07:49:41 pm
Should be very pleasant indeed.  :twisted:
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Post by: oprah_winfrey on December 13, 2012, 07:50:12 pm
Well you could have just sent a letter.  Violence, after all, is the last refuge of the incompetent.

I hope you have a pleasant weekend.

This isn't a browser based Mail clerk simulator.
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Post by: Malaclypse on December 13, 2012, 08:00:50 pm
This isn't a browser based Mail clerk simulator.

Can't wait for that to come out, 2014 is gonna be a good year for the mail clerk simulation genre.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on December 13, 2012, 08:49:02 pm
It's all about Farming Simulator 2013 on steam you nerds.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on December 13, 2012, 08:51:06 pm
Well you could have just sent a letter.  Violence, after all, is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Edit:

I have run the numbers and prepared a bill.  In order to prevent the Medici from taking your action as hostile, we will permit you to purchase our goods and equipment for a price of 95,998 gold, payable in cash or goods.  Since your attack continues to go through, we will be applying this debit to your accounts and will await your payment for remission of the debt.  Seven (7) days will be provided for payment terms to be negotiated, after which collections agencies may be contacted. 

Thank you.  I hope you have a pleasant weekend.

It is clearly states in our rules and regulations that we have closed borders unless granted permission to. If someone comes and jacks our s@d without permission, we are not just going to let that person walk away with all of the goods. And we should have sent you a letter? I think its the other way around. Let us know next time you try and take some goods.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on December 13, 2012, 09:30:42 pm
Regardless we have CLOSED boarders home slice. Also, we will not be purchasing anything, however I will be "taxing that ass" for running up on my block. If you wish to receive anything back I'd suggest getting a hold of Sauce boss via PMs or on steam. Nothing personal, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends.
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Post by: Dexxtaa on December 14, 2012, 02:04:25 am
Why is Braeden so poetic, and Egan so damned funny.

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Post by: Ostulor on December 14, 2012, 02:51:08 am
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RIP Vaermi, you were the best of us.
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 14, 2012, 02:56:39 am
How come Noodles is the best out of you Remnants? He gets like 70-20 KD in COD Black Ops 2.
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Post by: In Cauda Venenum on December 14, 2012, 03:10:42 am
hey guize
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on December 14, 2012, 03:52:14 am
Vaermi left?
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Post by: Sauce on December 14, 2012, 08:23:28 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on December 14, 2012, 11:41:09 am
Found a vid of your old Remnant member Decius.


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Post by: Mae. on December 14, 2012, 04:46:26 pm
Found a vid of your old Remnant member Decius.



Real talk, Sauce's body is better.
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Post by: oprah_winfrey on December 14, 2012, 05:19:23 pm
Real talk, Sauce's body is better.

sauce+decius=one of balton's abs
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: moccasin on December 16, 2012, 06:17:46 am
The godfather wants u to know that if any of u fucking insects try to contact him again he will have u banned from TS
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Post by: jasonjay543 on December 16, 2012, 06:37:59 am
Shit guys watch out, you'll get blacklisted
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on December 16, 2012, 12:29:56 pm
Who the hell is this kid?

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on December 16, 2012, 01:29:39 pm
I bet while Mae watched that Decius video she got wet.......with perspiration!
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Post by: Vaermi on December 17, 2012, 04:55:58 am
Shadow get in TS more.  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on December 17, 2012, 12:24:16 pm
Every time i play im in TS :P

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Post by: Emotion on December 17, 2012, 03:45:06 pm
Yo i am so gay.
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Post by: Cyclopsided on December 18, 2012, 04:17:53 am
Found a vid of your old Remnant member Decius.


It's amazing what a good clen diet, plenty of hard trenning and a lot of cycling can do for your body.
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Post by: In Cauda Venenum on December 18, 2012, 04:38:41 am
It's amazing what a good clen diet, plenty of hard trenning and a lot of cycling PUMPING HOT, THROBBING IRON can do for your body.
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Post by: Ostulor on December 18, 2012, 04:40:32 am
It's amazing what a good clen diet, plenty of hard trenning and a lot of cycling can do for your body.

Can anyone suggest a good personal trenner? I've been looking to get these jelly rolls off.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Hobb on December 18, 2012, 06:09:53 am
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I will always fight free for Velucan against Remnant, they hired me as a merc before only to drop me later. Their excuse: "Thinning Velucans roster"/
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really guys? this is just silly, why would you do such a thing..........
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Post by: Chestaclese on December 18, 2012, 06:25:08 am
fixed it for yah mouth breather. Here's a napkin for the drool.

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I will always fight free for Remnant against Velucan, they hired me as a merc before only to drop me later. Their excuse: "Thinning Remnants roster"/
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really guys? this is just silly, why would you do such a thing..........

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Hobb on December 18, 2012, 07:29:19 am
welp i tried..... that was a fun fight btw hope we can get a few more of them in eh boys?
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Post by: Cyclopsided on December 18, 2012, 10:21:20 am

Can anyone suggest a good personal trenner? I've been looking to get these jelly rolls off.
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on December 19, 2012, 07:00:17 am
welp i tried..... that was a fun fight btw hope we can get a few more of them in eh boys?

Your soldiers killed 750 of their 2094 men.

naked peasants with cudgels?
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 19, 2012, 09:34:06 am
I'm eating some ice cream right now.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on December 19, 2012, 02:19:33 pm
Your soldiers killed 750 of their 2094 men.

How the fuck did you guys lose 750 troops to naked peasants with cudgels?

Better question, why the fuck dont you have real gear? Or no gear...auto loadout would have been better.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on December 19, 2012, 09:32:55 pm
Better question, why the fuck dont you have real gear? Or no gear...auto loadout would have been better.
in what world is over 1000000 cudgels not MLG gear?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on December 20, 2012, 07:56:38 am
in what world is over 1000000 cudgels not MLG gear?

The Cudgelman approves this message.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Visconti on December 20, 2012, 08:26:47 am
Better question, why the fuck dont you have real gear? Or no gear...auto loadout would have been better.

That would be because they are scared to face us, and run to fight hospi instead. Silly little scrubs think our war is over lol
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Post by: Sauce on December 20, 2012, 08:43:54 am
That would be because they are scared to face us, and run to fight hospi instead. Silly little scrubs think our war is over lol

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Post by: Chestaclese on December 20, 2012, 08:46:46 am
That would be because they are scared to face us, and run to fight hospi instead. Silly little scrubs think our war is over lol

I guess this is the end of civil.
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Post by: Visconti on December 20, 2012, 08:52:32 am
I guess this is the end of civil.

Nonsense! Your not the only one who can have fun with this war  :D To sauce, Robert hogs up all the strip clubs in our fiefs, maybe now that we have some more we can have some fun too, although i doubt it. Robert doesn't like to share  :cry:
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Post by: Mae. on December 20, 2012, 05:00:38 pm
That would be because they are scared to face us, and run to fight hospi instead. Silly little scrubs think our war is over lol

wait i thought this was a moving party, come drop by the new place tonight. PARRRRTAYYYYYYYY
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Post by: Emotion on December 20, 2012, 05:15:54 pm
im gay.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on December 20, 2012, 05:17:15 pm
im gay.


JESUS WILL THROW YOU TO HELL TOMORROW! Eueheheh
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on December 20, 2012, 05:48:40 pm
 :oops: double post
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on December 20, 2012, 05:49:12 pm
 :oops:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on December 20, 2012, 05:49:46 pm
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I am not hating on TKoV. I am only speaking facts under my point of view, not Remnant as a whole. (Tristran you know I have no quarrels with you.)

We are not scared I promise you that. Strat is a secondary fun zone to us, not a primary obligation. What we did was in plan for over a month now, it just so happened that at the same time, you guys decided to attack us. You also have way more active members and a great defensible location with your backs against an invisible wall. You have triple the amount of fiefs that can support the quantity of different amount of goods and quality of them, adding also more trading opportunities.

Now remember this, every time we come to compete in battle mode you guys always give up. As soon as you guys start to lose you mass quit. I am not tooting Remnant's horn, as we have a ton of shit to work on and our team play may not always be the best, but when we have Remnant in force vs. TKoV in force; it is a fact, that you guys always rage quit. Strength in numbers apparently only works in web browser clicking wars. Not in battle.

And apparently, (I was not there.) one or many of your siege forces was styled on by cudgels? That's what I hear, and not only from Remnants.
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Post by: Shadowren on December 20, 2012, 06:06:17 pm
Gotta love them Noodles  :mrgreen:

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Post by: Mechanix on December 20, 2012, 06:35:36 pm
That would be because they are scared to face us, and run to fight hospi instead. Silly little scrubs think our war is over lol

When did we let baddies start posting in our thread? Take a seat shitty \___
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on December 20, 2012, 08:20:26 pm
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doodle for prez 2012
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on December 20, 2012, 08:28:53 pm
"one or many of your siege forces was styled on by cudgels."
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Post by: Taser on December 20, 2012, 08:39:55 pm

I am not hating on TKoV. I am only speaking facts under my point of view, not Remnant as a whole. (Tristran you know I have no quarrels with you.)

Cool man. No problems with Remnants here either.

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We are not scared I promise you that. Strat is a secondary fun zone to us, not a primary obligation. What we did was in plan for over a month now, it just so happened that at the same time, you guys decided to attack us. You also have way more active members and a great defensible location with your backs against an invisible wall. You have triple the amount of fiefs that can support the quantity of different amount of goods and quality of them, adding also more trading opportunities.

Just a strange timing for it. Say we were in opposite positions and you guys were taking over our fiefs like crazy, then we attack the hosps. Would you think we were running as well?

We definitely do have more fiefs and members though. 100 or so official members. Not sure how many actually play strat but even if its only 50% or less, we still have a ton of people.

And you attacked us first. Chesty attacked one of our caravans.

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Now remember this, every time we come to compete in battle mode you guys always give up. As soon as you guys start to lose you mass quit. I am not tooting Remnant's horn, as we have a ton of shit to work on and our team play may not always be the best, but when we have Remnant in force vs. TKoV in force; it is a fact, that you guys always rage quit. Strength in numbers apparently only works in web browser clicking wars. Not in battle.

I've never rage quitted when I play against anyone. There are a few members in TKoV that might but they rage quit for many reasons lol. (also why do people always leave MB and HoC out when it comes to strat.. the VE isn't just TKoV.)

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And apparently, (I was not there.) one or many of your siege forces was styled on by cudgels? That's what I hear, and not only from Remnants.

Many reasons for that but it was a good show by remnants no matter the reasons.
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Post by: oprah_winfrey on December 20, 2012, 08:47:00 pm
Many reasons for that but it was a good show by remnants Marcus no matter the reasons.
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Post by: Ostulor on December 20, 2012, 09:25:40 pm
That would be because they are scared to face us, and run to fight hospi instead. Silly little scrubs think our war is over lol

Every clan has a lordark

Couldn't agree more, Hobb.
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Post by: In Cauda Venenum on December 20, 2012, 09:32:21 pm
Your not the only one who can have fun with this war
*you're
good fight
war over
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on December 20, 2012, 10:42:51 pm
we attacked because we have closed borders, but hey.. agree to disagree  :rolleyes:
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 20, 2012, 10:52:54 pm
Hey mae my shoulders hurt. Gimme some massage. Or recommend me a thai massage parlor.
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Post by: Mae. on December 20, 2012, 11:03:35 pm
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 20, 2012, 11:14:44 pm
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Thx brb.

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Post by: oprah_winfrey on December 20, 2012, 11:25:43 pm
Thx brb.

Yeah, the whole process should only take you a minute or two...
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 20, 2012, 11:28:39 pm
Yeah, the whole process should only take you a minute or two...

I don't think they're open now :/ Sigh...oh well...

Sigh...my bed of nails will do for now.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: jasonjay543 on December 22, 2012, 07:14:45 pm
How about the Remnants and the TKoVs have some cookies and milk and quit bitching at each other? So all of this shit happened in strat, big deal. It shouldn't ignite any shit talking and/or hostilities towards one another. IT IS CLOSE TO THE HOLIDAYS YOU KNOW.




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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Malaclypse on December 23, 2012, 06:29:52 pm
Sentinel has TMBG in his signature, so you know he is a legit badass and his words have value.
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Post by: Tom Cruise on December 23, 2012, 06:59:08 pm
How about the Remnants and the TKoVs have some cookies and milk and quit bitching at each other? So all of this shit happened in strat, big deal. It shouldn't ignite any shit talking and/or hostilities towards one another. IT IS CLOSE TO THE HOLIDAYS YOU KNOW.




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Ummmm.....Sentinerd...I just think you should know that..

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Post by: Mechanix on December 23, 2012, 09:19:41 pm
Mala your signature is one of the best I've seen with that meme cat.

Love it. LOL
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Post by: Chestaclese on December 24, 2012, 06:43:23 am
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Post by: Chestaclese on December 24, 2012, 06:46:45 am
Hahaha, wtf is this?

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Post by: Mechanix on December 24, 2012, 04:49:41 pm
Chesty I miss the days of you throwing
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Post by: Chestaclese on December 24, 2012, 05:42:42 pm
Chesty I miss the days of you throwing

Me too haha.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on December 30, 2012, 09:39:38 am
The Ballad of Tom Cruise
(Told by a drunken Chestaclese at the tavern in Amere)

As a high ranking member of the The Knights of Veluca I thought it a good idea to enter the fief New Amere and take a look around. I entered the Inn for a drink and inquired about the location of any young men of loose character.

"Over here mouth breather" said a man in a green and purple hood from a table near the back of the Inn.

A collection of throwing axes decorated the wall behind him and he straddled a crude looking pitchfork for support as he stood up to further persuade me to be his company.

"Hobb is it? The loosest of our men are at Halmar carving cudgels but I think I have a story your stupid brain would appreciate” the man I now recognized as Chestaclese propositioned.

“I think I’ll be on my way” I stuttered as I gestured to the bartender to forget my drink and backed my way towards the exit. Was no hope though. Chestaclese was persistent.

“Now, now Hobboclese” he joked while putting his arm around me before I could escape. “I have just the story. An uplifting tale for a man of your wits regarding a man of similar intelligence. Give me the pleasure of orating the ballad of Tom Cruise.”

He walked me back towards the table he previously occupied and sat me in a chair I could not escape from.

“Many mistake Tom Cruise of having a small inadequate brain. The truth of the matter however is that the majority of Tom’s brain is concentrated in his arms and legs. So while Tom has incredible muscle memory, he’s about as bright as a full solar eclipse on a cloudy day. While the majority of us wear armor in battle to protect us from others, Tom infact wears armor to protect himself from self inflicted blows. And there lies his one weakness and the only chance any opponent of Tom has, to somehow coerce Tom to remove his own helmet and wait for the fool to bash his own skull in. As easy a task this may seem no man has yet come close to defeating Lord Cruise. For while Tom is indeed stupid enough to remove his helmet if you asked him, not only can Tom not read, he has difficulty understanding basic fucking sentences. As if shooting Achilles in the heel was not enough, imagine Achilles was some stupid dog and Paris had coerce him to remove his boot before shooting.”

Chestaclese then looked me in the eye as if we held some untold secret and said, “I imagine only a slightly more intelligence retard could talk in such a way as to make Tom Cruise remove his helmet.”



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Post by: In Cauda Venenum on December 30, 2012, 09:43:40 am
I imagine only a slightly more intelligence retard could talk in such a way as to make Tom Cruise remove his helmet.”
the barbutte is pretty fucking stupid but lately you've been dressing in such a way that I don't think you can insult tom anymore.
you're beautiful chesty, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Post by: Tom Cruise on December 30, 2012, 08:08:43 pm
The Ballad of Tom Cruise
(Told by a drunken Chestaclese at the tavern in Amere)

As a high ranking member of the The Knights of Veluca I thought it a good idea to enter the fief New Amere and take a look around. I entered the Inn for a drink and inquired about the location of any young men of loose character.

"Over here mouth breather" said a man in a green and purple hood from a table near the back of the Inn.

A collection of throwing axes decorated the wall behind him and he straddled a crude looking pitchfork for support as he stood up to further persuade me to be his company.

"Hobb is it? The loosest of our men are at Halmar carving cudgels but I think I have a story your stupid brain would appreciate” the man I now recognized as Chestaclese propositioned.

“I think I’ll be on my way” I stuttered as I gestured to the bartender to forget my drink and backed my way towards the exit. Was no hope though. Chestaclese was persistent.

“Now, now Hobboclese” he joked while putting his arm around me before I could escape. “I have just the story. An uplifting tale for a man of your wits regarding a man of similar intelligence. Give me the pleasure of orating the ballad of Tom Cruise.”

He walked me back towards the table he previously occupied and sat me in a chair I could not escape from.

“Many mistake Tom Cruise of having a small inadequate brain. The truth of the matter however is that the majority of Tom’s brain is concentrated in his arms and legs. So while Tom has incredible muscle memory, he’s about as bright as a full solar eclipse on a cloudy day. While the majority of us wear armor in battle to protect us from others, Tom infact wears armor to protect himself from self inflicted blows. And there lies his one weakness and the only chance any opponent of Tom has, to somehow coerce Tom to remove his own helmet and wait for the fool to bash his own skull in. As easy a task this may seem no man has yet come close to defeating Lord Cruise. For while Tom is indeed stupid enough to remove his helmet if you asked him, not only can Tom not read, he has difficulty understanding basic fucking sentences. As if shooting Achilles in the heel was not enough, imagine Achilles was some stupid dog and Paris had coerce him to remove his boot before shooting.”

Chestaclese then looked me in the eye as if we held some untold secret and said, “I imagine only a slightly more intelligence retard could talk in such a way as to make Tom Cruise remove his helmet.”


Made my day <3
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Post by: Tom Cruise on December 30, 2012, 08:32:42 pm
but lately you've been dressing in such a way that I don't think you can insult tom anymore.


Leave him be. He has entered his Butt Pirate Role Playing phase. This is going to be a scary point in his life as well as ours. We all must help him in whatever way we can.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on January 05, 2013, 09:07:28 am
hi guys
when do we get our star bucks logo banner back
k bye
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Post by: jasonjay543 on January 12, 2013, 01:43:50 am
Leave him be. He has entered his Butt Pirate Role Playing phase. This is going to be a scary point in his life as well as ours. We all must help him in whatever way we can.

hi mom
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on January 12, 2013, 06:20:42 am
hi mom

hi daughter
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Post by: LordBerenger on January 12, 2013, 07:01:08 am
My dick hurts.
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Post by: Taser on January 12, 2013, 07:14:59 am
hi mom

hi daughter

My dick hurts.

What... what happened here?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: LordBerenger on January 12, 2013, 03:07:56 pm
What... what happened here?

Am i supposed to put on some lotion or shit on it or what?

<<<<<<<---IT REALLY HURTS!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on January 20, 2013, 05:32:02 pm
So
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Post by: Emotion on January 20, 2013, 05:53:17 pm
So

where the fuck have you been?
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Post by: LordBerenger on January 21, 2013, 11:58:54 pm
Dedicated to Dexxxxxtaaaaaa


Love you. No homo
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Post by: Life on January 22, 2013, 07:19:11 pm
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Black power, everyone!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tuetensuppe on January 23, 2013, 02:15:32 am

http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/tuetens-tournament!/msg663522/#msg663522 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/tuetens-tournament!/msg663522/#msg663522)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on January 23, 2013, 02:27:32 am
Tuetensuppe....all of the threads I have been to in the past few hours I have seen this post somewhere. Stop spamming everyones threads. Make your own.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on January 26, 2013, 08:53:02 pm
A new applicant:

Keydron

Welcome him.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on January 28, 2013, 06:09:56 pm
Welcome to Remnant Nerds, hope to see you guys in TS  :twisted:
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Post by: Ramza on February 05, 2013, 07:46:14 am
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friggin Vo
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on February 05, 2013, 01:20:41 pm
His beard is to great for that helmet  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 04, 2013, 04:29:57 pm
more like Rem ants

loosing their tiny religion
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 05, 2013, 07:12:44 am
inb4 Remnant 2hd xbow heroes mass respec
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 07, 2013, 04:38:35 pm
I use this thread to reflect on my own thoughts.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 08, 2013, 09:21:02 pm
Sure is a lot going on in this thread...


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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dalfador on March 08, 2013, 09:37:28 pm
Ummmm.....Sentinerd...I just think you should know that..

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Saving that to my desktop. Thankyou.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on March 09, 2013, 03:40:01 am
Saving that to my desktop. Thankyou.

You are welcome QT
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 09, 2013, 03:48:55 am
Hi Tom.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on March 09, 2013, 05:43:30 am
Hi Tom.

Hi Tom

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 09, 2013, 05:56:10 am
Hi Tom

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I play on siege with the KUTTs everyone now and again, but cRPG has been hating on me this week so far and fucks me sideways while rubberbanding me into big-ass two-handed swords.

With a 12 str build, being rubberbanded into those kinda hurts and breaks my balls.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on March 09, 2013, 10:54:40 pm
I play on siege with the KUTTs everyone now and again, but cRPG has been hating on me this week so far and fucks me sideways while rubberbanding me into big-ass two-handed swords.

With a 12 str build, being rubberbanded into those kinda hurts and breaks my balls.


You have Walmart interwebs? bummer.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 10, 2013, 07:19:47 am
You have Walmart interwebs? bummer.

Walmart couldn't get 18 ping on good days if they lived on top of the server.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on March 19, 2013, 11:11:37 am
I don't know if this was posted or seen but this was awesome. Honeydew being a boss in battle.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 19, 2013, 02:20:11 pm
Clearly hacking, thanks for submitting this ban request  :P
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Taser on March 19, 2013, 07:56:37 pm
Clearly hacking, thanks for submitting this ban request  :P

Lol cheeky.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on March 19, 2013, 09:30:40 pm
Will the lady shooting laser beams ever make a reappearance?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on March 19, 2013, 10:22:57 pm
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Post by: oprah_winfrey on March 20, 2013, 04:02:40 am
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OG
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: WeeBo on March 22, 2013, 02:46:58 pm
I actually like that meat. Lets use it!  :D
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on March 23, 2013, 01:36:09 am
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looks good man. anything Fresh.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on March 25, 2013, 12:22:21 am
besides the fact that its no longer TEAL.. i guess its ok..
:P
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on March 25, 2013, 01:52:59 am
besides the fact that its no longer TEAL.. i guess its ok..
:P

Are you even in this clan m8?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on March 25, 2013, 03:46:16 pm
teaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on March 26, 2013, 11:21:14 pm
Hello.  My name is teal and I would like to be featured in your banner.  Thank you.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 26, 2013, 11:27:18 pm
At least put some tats on that lady, for mae.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on March 27, 2013, 01:48:22 am
No.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Shadowren on March 27, 2013, 10:25:23 pm
Our New Banner!
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jk
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 27, 2013, 10:45:10 pm
Needs tats.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on March 28, 2013, 07:18:33 pm
GIVE HER A TEAR DROP FOR ALL THE DEATHS SHE BOUT TA CAUSE
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Joseph Porta on March 28, 2013, 07:29:23 pm
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 28, 2013, 09:17:15 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on March 29, 2013, 11:06:45 pm
Quote
Commanding Leader
Sauce

Senior Officers
Dexxtaa   
Miracle   
Noodles   
Tom_Cruise
WeeBro

Merchant Officers
Tom_ Cruise
sexybitchHaru
Dynamike

Lovable Fuckup
Chesticlese
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on March 30, 2013, 03:43:11 am
Today was fun as shit. We should do this again soon. I'm free for a few hours tomorrow afternoon.

WHAT SAY WE TAKE SOME HEADS.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Miracle on March 30, 2013, 08:44:16 am
Get fucked nerds.






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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Holiday203 on March 30, 2013, 09:37:04 am
I had a good time tonight, Teutons vs Remnants. Cav stack was not an issue here.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Pistachio on March 31, 2013, 08:49:15 am
Applying - Playing for 1 year or more. Active strat player. Fief in EU for trading. :) Name is Pistachio Nuts. Old name was Helios.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Stryker on March 31, 2013, 08:54:07 am
Applying :P In-game name is ReesesPieces. Ive been playing crpg for around 5 months now and really like the remnant clan. Me and my friend Pistachio would love to join. Also active in strat.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on March 31, 2013, 09:30:30 am
Applying

Applying :P

Creative  :?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: theawesomenoob on April 01, 2013, 05:14:53 am
Spy1220me = Pope John? My sources say that its you, is this true?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 01, 2013, 08:05:08 am
Applying :P In-game name is ReesesPieces. Ive been playing crpg for around 5 months now and really like the remnant clan. Me and my friend Pistachio would love to join. Also active in strat.

Some bloke from Astralis runs around with the name Stryker. Is that your character, perchance?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 01, 2013, 11:29:55 pm
Some bloke from Astralis runs around with the name Stryker. Is that your character, perchance?

Who the fuck says "bloke" in Amurrica?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Pistachio on April 02, 2013, 12:15:56 am
Yeah Mate. Goes long back. Ive changed though :(
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Jesse on April 02, 2013, 12:32:41 am
Applyin'.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Havelle on April 02, 2013, 12:59:42 am
Pleasure cav stalking/5x-ing with you folks
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on April 02, 2013, 01:31:10 am
Pleasure cav stalking/5x-ing with you folks

:D.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 02, 2013, 04:55:23 am
Who the fuck says "bloke" in Amurrica?

Who the fuck says... America..

Hey shut up, Dyn.

Also,

Welcome to Warcs, Pakus and Zangramash to the Remnant ranks!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 02, 2013, 06:05:11 pm
Remnants, check in on the forums please.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Bronto on April 03, 2013, 02:45:54 am
Remnants, check in on the forums please.

The mechwarrior servers must be down. I've seen you on more and I like it.

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 03, 2013, 03:42:00 am
can i pls join ramnant thank you
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 03, 2013, 04:04:40 am
can i pls join ramnant thank you

Only if you can spell our clan name, scurrrrb.

It's "Remcant"
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Krosis on April 03, 2013, 04:38:55 am
Spy1220me = Pope John? My sources say that its you, is this true?

if you mean the one that carries a pike.. I can assure you that's not him.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 03, 2013, 04:39:36 am
Only if you can spell our clan name, scurrrrb.

It's "Remcant"

I would like to join remnerd.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 03, 2013, 05:38:07 am
I would like to join remnerd.

You are already in Rimjobnerd, you can't be in two factions at the same time  :(
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 03, 2013, 09:14:56 am
You are already in Rimjobnerd, you can't be in two factions at the same time  :(

Good fight. He left the clan to join senerd storm, then is currently in jaboners. He's not with us, right now.

Also is he serial about that application?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 03, 2013, 10:02:55 am
we both are serious, yes
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on April 03, 2013, 02:26:53 pm
They are not serious.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 03, 2013, 03:35:24 pm
Good fight. He left the clan to join senerd storm, then is currently in jaboners. He's not with us, right now.

Also is he serial about that application?

Sauce tells me I am still an honorary remnant member.

Perhaps one day we will see the return of Remnerd_Egantealmeats
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 03, 2013, 03:43:03 pm
Good fight. He left the clan to join senerd storm, then is currently in jaboners. He's not with us, right now.

Also is he serial about that application?

The sarcasm detection ability of a corgi is surpassed only by the lenght of its legs.

Good fight and good morning, Dexxtargh.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 03, 2013, 05:15:16 pm
:(
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 03, 2013, 05:49:56 pm
:(

 :)

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on April 03, 2013, 06:34:03 pm
Sauce tells me I am still an honorary remnant member.

Perhaps one day we will see the return of Remnerd_Egantealmeats

My heart almost exploded
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 03, 2013, 08:39:30 pm
My heart almost exploded

My ding dong thing two levels below my heart did that too.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 03, 2013, 08:41:14 pm
My ding dong thing two levels below my heart did that too.

I knew someone was going to say this. But I thought it was going to be noodles.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 03, 2013, 08:53:55 pm
I knew someone was going to say this. But I thought it was going to be noodles.

I thought it was going to be noodles.

noodles

What... have I become?

Please, slay me now. Before I can reproduce. For the sake of generations to come!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on April 03, 2013, 09:58:14 pm
I cant wait to teamkill dynamike every time I get the chance. SS reported for harassment. PO-LEASE knockin at yo door.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 04, 2013, 03:00:33 am
The Remnant welcomes Flying Dildos into our ranks!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on April 04, 2013, 04:41:12 am
Welcome.......
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 04, 2013, 04:58:44 am
Oh but Dildos gets in just like that.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 04, 2013, 05:48:43 am
Oh but Dildos gets in just like that.

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To answer your CLEARLY biased question in a serious manner; Dildos and I have essentially killed about 60 people between the two of us in the last two days. If that isn't enough to blood to bathe in for the next 3 weeks, I don't know what is.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 04, 2013, 06:22:33 pm
To answer your CLEARLY biased question in a serious manner; Dildos and I have essentially killed about 60 people between the two of us in the last two days. If that isn't enough to blood to bathe in for the next 3 weeks, I don't know what is.

Two people killing 60 is like what? An hour of playing?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 04, 2013, 07:28:07 pm
Two people killing 60 is like what? An hour of playing?

Two maps, tops
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: FrugFrug on April 04, 2013, 09:39:25 pm
The whole clan of Remnerds has less talent than Frug has in his little finger. gf
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 04, 2013, 09:40:07 pm
little finger. gf

Is that what you call your penis?

#gottem
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: FrugFrug on April 04, 2013, 09:43:41 pm
Is that what you call your penis?

#gottem

If that were true I wouldn't be a Murder Boner, now would I?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 04, 2013, 10:57:43 pm
The whole clan of Remnerds has less talent than Frug has in his little finger. gf

Get out you peasant gear crutching, funny weapon using, OP skill tryhard, sunuva basement dwelling mongolian horse archer.

In short: FRUG YOU!  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: FrugFrug on April 05, 2013, 01:17:33 pm
Get out you peasant gear crutching, funny weapon using, OP skill tryhard, sunuva basement dwelling mongolian horse archer.

In short: FRUG YOU!  :wink:

 :cry:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on April 05, 2013, 09:43:18 pm
:cry:

Still my MI slave because im best in MI
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Ramza on April 06, 2013, 03:14:39 am
Taking a break from playing for a week in lieu of finals.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 06, 2013, 03:41:47 am
Taking a break from playing for a week in lieu of finals.

But. Who will be my butt buddy
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on April 06, 2013, 09:55:20 pm
But. Who will be my butt buddy

I will.

Butts.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 07, 2013, 09:11:00 am
Can I take Ramza's place while the nerd is out?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 08, 2013, 04:46:51 am
Can I take Ramza's place while the nerd is out?

Only if you can prove that your e-peen reaches all the way from A to Z on your keyboard.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Joseph Porta on April 08, 2013, 03:57:51 pm
Who made your banner? And where do i find the fancy vector that encloses the head? Thanks in advance  :)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Smithy on April 09, 2013, 04:06:22 am
n3rds
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on April 10, 2013, 09:06:04 pm
lol this weird foreign kid PanPan is stalking my forum comments to downvote them all, who is this weirdo?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Emotion on April 10, 2013, 09:55:16 pm
lol this weird foreign kid PanPan is stalking my forum comments to downvote them all, who is this weirdo?

Maybe he's into Domination.

and he may automatically own you now.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 10, 2013, 09:59:58 pm
Don't worry I've started negative repping his latest posts, this villain will pay!

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 10, 2013, 10:02:20 pm
and he mae automatically own you now.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mae. on April 10, 2013, 11:54:42 pm


egan is the pun master.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 11, 2013, 01:00:37 am
egan is the pun master.


Maybe he's into PUNishment.

and he MAE automatically own you now.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Muunilinst on April 11, 2013, 01:24:06 am
best na clan ;D

also they got a german who lives in us !  8-)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on April 11, 2013, 05:39:03 am
best na clan ;D

also they got a german who lives in us !  8-)

Well thank you, my fans from overseas!

You should hear all the H.itler jokes I get for that fact  :(
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Chestaclese on April 11, 2013, 08:44:48 pm
Well thank you, my fans from overseas!

You should hear all the H.itler jokes I get for that fact  :(

Quiet down H.itler. Remember what happened the last time you started ranting off at the mouth.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on April 12, 2013, 08:05:05 pm
Hey I'm gonna be on Waframe for a while longer. I play lots with Rhuell which is always fun, and it doesn't give me the brain aneurysm that lengthy periods of cRPG can give me.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 13, 2013, 12:57:04 am
I am urging everyone to make no more posts after this one so that Remnerds faction hall thread may stay at a length of exactly 69 pages for an eternity.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Mechanix on April 13, 2013, 03:24:29 am
Oops
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on April 15, 2013, 04:26:07 am
Let's lock it up here. Good show boys and girls. Go play outside.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 11, 2013, 12:25:52 am
There can be only one.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 13, 2013, 09:03:28 pm
Rise from your grave.


Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 13, 2013, 09:20:56 pm
Pitfall and Skitchin were better.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 13, 2013, 09:52:42 pm
Rise from your grave.

Make up yarr damn mind, yee Sausage head.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Sauce on June 13, 2013, 11:15:56 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on June 14, 2013, 05:38:02 am
Get your fucking clone outa here.

Who are you and what have you done with Hudson?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: Chestaclese on June 24, 2013, 07:11:13 am
Sugar goodies,
fuck the foodies.
 
I want to mallet my pallet
with chocolate caramel butterscotch cream syrup.
 
Rabbit punch my taste buds
with skittle raisin toasted honey nuts.

Menace my senses
with apricot gelatin marshmallow lemon heads.

Sugar goodies
for any mood see.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: Tom Cruise on June 24, 2013, 07:17:06 am
What kind of heaping, steaming pile of dogshit clan is this? Never heard of it.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: HarryCrumb on June 24, 2013, 08:45:35 am
hoping to bump this page total to 70, you guys don't deserve the right to stay at 69 pages for this long

EDIT: hai chesty  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 05, 2013, 04:39:47 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 05, 2013, 10:29:53 pm
Pitfall and Skitchin were better.

Paging Daruvian you need to back up your negative rep with some facts.  Skitchin was one of the best games of it's time
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 17, 2013, 08:34:58 pm
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/318-corgis-come-together-on-one-california-beach
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: Smithy on July 30, 2013, 07:01:05 am
Remnants, play the game.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: Ramza on July 31, 2013, 06:51:18 am
Remnants, play the game.

Finish school in 3 days and then 2 weeks of mega-gaming (life away).
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: Equal on August 06, 2013, 03:11:08 am
may i prease join remnat?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: Smithy on August 10, 2013, 07:00:46 pm
Remnants, play the game.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: TugBoat on August 14, 2013, 03:38:11 am
Hi, I want to join because you guys are really active in Siege now, and I like siege. I like battle too, but I prefer siege, and teamwork and stuff. I am former leader of BOAT clan.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] - OG Thread. Accept no bundle of sticks German Substitute.
Post by: Smithy on August 31, 2013, 08:57:44 pm
Remnants, play the game.


Hey good idea Smithy.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 11, 2013, 01:51:23 am
hey putting a real app here

you know who i am etc

looking at getting back into real crpg when i get a new mouse + mousepad
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Smithy on December 04, 2013, 10:52:01 pm
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on December 11, 2013, 09:39:24 pm
I applied for NA admin, please show your support for me by dropping me a +1!

Fingers crossed, maybe I'll get to do my part for the people!!

I've never been an administrator here before, I wonder if it'll be fun. Does anyone have any suggestions or advice for me?  :wink:

Here's the link, everyone! I'm not sure how to use these forums, I'm new but really excited to give back to the community. Sorry for the poor formatting..

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/na-servers-game-admins-wanted/msg913412/#msg913412
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: dynamike on December 12, 2013, 04:18:54 am
I applied for NA admin, please show your support for me by dropping me a +1!

Fingers crossed, maybe I'll get to do my part for the people!!

I've never been an administrator here before, I wonder if it'll be fun. Does anyone have any suggestions or advice for me?  :wink:

Here's the link, everyone! I'm not sure how to use these forums, I'm new but really excited to give back to the community. Sorry for the poor formatting..

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/na-servers-game-admins-wanted/msg913412/#msg913412

The ballz on dis dawg...  :lol:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA]
Post by: Smithy on December 24, 2013, 07:41:55 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on January 26, 2014, 07:14:53 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on January 26, 2014, 07:24:56 pm
thingies.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Tom Cruise on January 26, 2014, 07:46:45 pm
Fuck this dead clan.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on January 26, 2014, 07:47:39 pm
Look at that.. Someone finally bumping this thread other than me.   :lol:

I like the cleaned up members list, just one question.. I'muh ociffer?  :oops:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on January 26, 2014, 08:09:13 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on January 26, 2014, 08:16:05 pm
Yes congratulations. You may now abuse chesty.

I've always abused Chesty.  Now I can abuse Mike.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on January 26, 2014, 08:58:59 pm
Last night had the most remnants I've seen in a couple of months. Dexxtaa(idk) kept saying he is the remnant of the remnant of the remnants. I miss the times when I was in remnant(I bet half of y'all can't believe that but I was). That was about the beginning of 2013, some fun times.  :D
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on January 26, 2014, 09:10:15 pm
Remnants are like the blonds of cRPG but without the brain deficiencies.  We have the most fun.   :lol:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Taser on January 26, 2014, 09:14:21 pm
The throwing blotted out the sun last night.

You remnerds.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on January 27, 2014, 12:10:31 am
Should be our weekly thing. Turn NA2 into a dodgeball server, and when no one wants to play ball anymore, we hit NA1
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on January 27, 2014, 04:54:41 pm
Taser when are you going to put on the banner?  I mean what is TKoV anyways?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Taser on January 28, 2014, 03:30:45 am
Taser when are you going to put on the banner?  I mean what is TKoV anyways?  :mrgreen:

Could just be RTKoV. Remnants of the kingdom of Veluca.

Huehue.  :)


But srs, I just keep it on because I'm still chilling. Probably going clanless eventually if they stop the banner and just fuck around when I get on, which is what I basically did anyway so.. huge changes ahead.

I dunno. *shrug*
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on January 28, 2014, 06:10:23 pm
Could just be RTKoV. Remnants of the kingdom of Veluca.

Huehue.  :)


But srs, I just keep it on because I'm still chilling. Probably going clanless eventually if they stop the banner and just fuck around when I get on, which is what I basically did anyway so.. huge changes ahead.

I dunno. *shrug*

Darn, I miss TKoV. I thought they are really cool even before half went to DKTC and others that left.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on January 28, 2014, 07:01:48 pm
Could just be RTKoV. Remnants of the kingdom of Veluca.

Huehue.  :)


But srs, I just keep it on because I'm still chilling. Probably going clanless eventually if they stop the banner and just fuck around when I get on, which is what I basically did anyway so.. huge changes ahead.

I dunno. *shrug*

Wear whatever tag you want, but when I get a new Puter-Box I better see an applicant on the ladder by the name of Taser  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Kalam on January 29, 2014, 12:57:41 am
You people all look the same.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on January 29, 2014, 04:55:45 am
For god sake Kalam put my post back on General Discussion. No one reads suggestions.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on January 30, 2014, 03:47:43 pm
Wait.... what the hell happened to "The Story"?! Sauce you better be rewriting that shit or something.  I always liked reading it.   :?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on January 30, 2014, 03:57:53 pm
We are legion.

Occasionally.

And then we throw stuff.

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Someone edit some throwing projectiles into this pic.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Austrian on January 30, 2014, 07:25:36 pm
Someone edit some throwing projectiles into this pic.
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 (http://www.bilder-upload.eu/show.php?file=74ff68-1391106250.jpg)
I tried my very best for that.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on January 31, 2014, 01:48:54 am
We do work, we have fun, we don't get mad.

And then we're attractive, personable and sociable juicehead nerds.

Hate us, but you like us.

*here, hold my lance with your face*
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on January 31, 2014, 02:10:32 am
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Edit: speed lines for the Germans in the clan.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on January 31, 2014, 02:44:39 am
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What comes to mind:
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Jarold on January 31, 2014, 02:45:57 am
Think of the children remnant! You guys are annoying enough when you're just playing melee and raping the team unlucky enough to be on the other side. But throwers..... oh gawd!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on January 31, 2014, 03:43:07 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on January 31, 2014, 05:23:09 am
The fuck don't we know...

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on January 31, 2014, 07:07:20 am
Think of the children remnant! You guys are annoying enough when you're just playing melee and raping the team unlucky enough to be on the other side. But throwers..... oh gawd!

We *are* thinking of the children. If we weren't, we wouldn't be blasting around in armor on plated horses! You think ONE of me was annoying?

You guys are more than welcome to have your throwing alts apply for our banner. Just keep us posted and hop in our TS when we're doing the dirty throwing.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on January 31, 2014, 11:43:57 pm
Sauce put the Dodgeball at the center of this banner, and upload it to the ladder.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 02, 2014, 06:28:18 am
Neeeeeeeeeeerds

Oldie but goodie

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 03, 2014, 03:01:25 pm
Neeeeeeeeeeerds

Oldie but goodie
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Fucking great lol   :lol:


Turns out I'm coming back to Merica town the 28th.  You n3rds better prepare thine soft cinnamon rings.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 06, 2014, 06:06:12 am
This is great.

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/na-servers-game-admins-wanted/msg948192/#msg948192

You you imagine? Some fucking mouthbreathing sperglord was really, truly sitting at his screen in his room (or parents' basement) - this very week - thinking to himself "OMFGGG I'm going to screenshot Dexxtaa saying bad words and he's going to get into sooo much trouble! He'll never get admin again!"

The fact that these screenshots exist basically makes the rest of my week, snowed in or not! We get a day out of school AND THEN someone posts this?! Classic.

Hey guys, remember the time someone actually took screenshots of me being offensive on the internet and posted it as evidence for not being an admin for some backwater mod for a niche game?!  :lol:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 06, 2014, 06:19:18 am
Goodluck with the new faction! and welcome to c-rpg! :D
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dionysus on February 06, 2014, 08:15:18 am
I had to contact typefrag customer support just to get into your TeamSpeak. I believe I have gone above and beyond the call of duty.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on February 06, 2014, 11:28:08 pm
Would post this on our forums if Sauce (I assume) wouldn't have broken them... check us out here:
http://starcitizen.wikia.com/wiki/The_Remnants

High visibility under the Player Organizations category. Only one out of three so far. Aight.
http://starcitizen.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Player_Organizations

Feel free to expand this shit.

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P.s.: missed you on TS yesterday Dio - hope in again sometime soon!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on February 06, 2014, 11:34:23 pm
http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/na-servers-game-admins-wanted/msg948192/#msg948192

I just don't understand why people dislike you. You were my favorite admin! (besides Partyboy's one-day admin stint, that was pure hilarity)

edit; Holy shit Star Citizen looks amazing.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SeQuel on February 07, 2014, 03:38:28 am
Hi, I'm SeQueL and I'm new.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 07, 2014, 03:49:37 am
i may have edited a few things in the wiki...  :oops:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on February 07, 2014, 03:53:13 am
i may have edited a few things in the wiki...  :oops:

Dick
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 07, 2014, 03:54:45 am
Quote
We were not made Rapists, we were chosen.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 07, 2014, 11:25:24 am
Everytime I read this I get a solid half chub:

Quote
The Remnant banner displays the “Severed Head of Tyranny”. Her tears quench the thirst of the devout.

Then I read this and that measly half chub escalates to a FBE (Full Blown Erection):

Quote
We were not made Remnants, we were chosen.


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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on February 07, 2014, 07:28:19 pm
New banner for the Remnant Space Program (scaled down for forum use):


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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 07, 2014, 07:32:05 pm
looks very cute, sauce  :D
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on February 07, 2014, 07:57:18 pm
I am making map(s) now. Gief feedback here pls:

http://forum.melee.org/scene-editing/dyna's-map-room/
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 07, 2014, 10:06:40 pm
I edited the Remnants post on the SC Wiki.  If someone will give me topics, I'll gladly write up some juice filled nerdy lore.   :D
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 08, 2014, 02:58:34 am
Remnant more like cRPG Unofficial Nerf Bus.

Anything we use sees a nerf in the next few days.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Chestaclese on February 08, 2014, 04:35:15 am
I edited the Remnants post on the SC Wiki.  If someone will give me topics, I'll gladly write up some juice filled nerdy lore.   :D

Write some nerd filled history for how we became spacemen and you a drunk.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 08, 2014, 09:36:53 am
Write some nerd filled history for how we became spacemen and you a drunk.

I'll get started on that.  Keep the ideas coming, and I'll keep pumping out nerdy internet history.


EDIT:  Sauce, hit me up with the full sized Remnants SC banner, and maybe some Stratia shit to write about.. though I have a decent idea about what I'll write for that.. maybe I'll just have you or one of the other oldmy old friends proofread it.  :)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 08, 2014, 03:38:38 pm
New banner for the Remnant Space Program (scaled down for forum use):


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one thing i'll give my opinion on, is the words "The Remnants" seem a bit dark, maybe a different color to make it pop more.
but it looks amazing!  :D
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 08, 2014, 04:59:34 pm
And so the inscription of the great Stratian Codex, has begun. 

"As it is written, so shall it be done."

-Epic Chronicler, Smithy

  :)

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Jack1 on February 08, 2014, 06:09:26 pm
What ever happened to freakshow and man of war?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 08, 2014, 07:03:49 pm
What ever happened to freakshow and man of war?

Not sure about Freakshow but as I understand it ManO is at college?  Not entirely sure.

Side note: I'm at 1200 words and not even halfway done ._.  May as well make this a full length novel  :lol:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Chestaclese on February 08, 2014, 10:27:00 pm
I'll be the editor and chief for written materials pertaining to The Remnants in Star Citizen. If you are interested in contributing, contact me for assignment or submit your ideas and writing for consideration.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 08, 2014, 11:00:51 pm
I'll be the editor and chief for written materials pertaining to The Remnants in Star Citizen. If you are interested in contributing, contact me for assignment or submit your ideas and writing for consideration.
who are you?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 08, 2014, 11:03:55 pm
who are you?

Life you're another one who needs to banner up if you haven't already.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 08, 2014, 11:22:43 pm
Life you're another one who needs to banner up if you haven't already.   :mrgreen:
already got it on bro  :D
astralis nerds are always playing dota  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 08, 2014, 11:26:54 pm
already got it on bro  :D
astralis nerds are always playing dota  :rolleyes:

Jaaaayuuuum.  :)  It seems when me and Bullet are the only active Remnants, we have to take trips to Europe for several months, then we come back and people are playing again lol
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 08, 2014, 11:38:42 pm
Jaaaayuuuum.  :)  It seems when me and Bullet are the only active Remnants, we have to take trips to Europe for several months, then we come back and people are playing again lol
i think its cause strat is coming up soon  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 09, 2014, 12:36:23 am
i think its cause strat is coming up soon  :wink:

You're probably right.  :)


As a side note, here is a nerdy teaser quote from what I've written so far:

"Each soldier had been hand-picked from infancy, they did not ask for this destiny, this had not been bestowed upon them, and at the same time they were not forced into this, they also had no choice but for each of them to become a Soldier Elite, they were upon birth burdened with glorious purpose... they were chosen."

I will occasionally share small excerpts but I will not disclose the entire text until it is fully finished, as it is a very rough draft.  Anyway, feel free to give feedback.  I hope when I'm done you guys like it. :)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on February 10, 2014, 08:23:10 am
i think freakshow doesnt have a computer right now and mano is schooling
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 10, 2014, 08:43:05 am
Smithy I got your message, I can get you details from late RS onwards. I wasn't there for the Stratia Hoplite age, but I know a few oldies from that era I can talk to.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: BadooN on February 10, 2014, 10:02:35 am
What ever happened to freakshow and man of war?
i think freakshow doesnt have a computer right now and mano is schooling

Man, I was wondering about freakshow the other day while playing.  When I first started playing I literally thought he was the best player ever and I thought he got banned.?

Also cool to see you guys on SC, I paid a lot of money to walk around a virtual hangar to look at my virtual starship.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 10, 2014, 10:35:38 am
Smithy I got your message, I can get you details from late RS onwards. I wasn't there for the Stratia Hoplite age, but I know a few oldies from that era I can talk to.

Alright cool.  Yeah if you could just PM me any and all the info you can find, as well as your own view of what happened, that'd be great.  :) 



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This a million times. :D

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 10, 2014, 07:50:17 pm
like my new avi? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on February 10, 2014, 07:55:19 pm
i wunt wunnnnnn!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 10, 2014, 07:58:09 pm
i wunt wunnnnnn!
costed me 2 lps. message Ikarus
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 10, 2014, 08:11:26 pm
Watching Bender from Futurama is like watching a TV show about Chesty.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on February 10, 2014, 08:13:04 pm
Watching Bender from Futurama is like watching a TV show about Chesty.

Except Bender can hold his liquor...
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on February 11, 2014, 02:40:36 am
This is now our official theme song and at the same time an important message.

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on February 11, 2014, 08:10:42 am
"perma ban remnant"
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 11, 2014, 08:16:21 am
http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/astralis-(na)/msg951489/#msg951489

Go wish them a Merry belated Christmas and a happy multiplier

edit; Also, let's get our accounts ready for impending bans and LET'S GET OUR NO MORE ROOM IN HELL ON!!!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 11, 2014, 10:57:23 am
We're doing Strat right?  Right?!  :rolleyes:  I'll be a couple weeks late to the party but I'd really like to get into it this time.   :(
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on February 11, 2014, 03:33:54 pm
We're doing Strat right?  Right?!  :rolleyes:  I'll be a couple weeks late to the party but I'd really like to get into it this time.   :(

Absolutely, we just had a meeting about it yesterday. For this round of Strat we decided to go hardcore roleplay.

As you can see from mae's pic, our practice session for our "suicide bomber squad pre invention of gunpowder" was an all out success.

The effectiveness of this tactic in Strat is still to be proven, though.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 11, 2014, 05:53:27 pm
w0t..
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 11, 2014, 06:07:55 pm
what area of strat is claimed by remnant?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on February 11, 2014, 06:14:25 pm
what area of strat is claimed by remnant?

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 11, 2014, 06:15:32 pm
There is no claiming this time round.  Its AI fiefs, afaik
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on February 12, 2014, 11:22:30 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 12, 2014, 01:08:44 pm
5th gen banner up for strat 5.0, scumbags.


Post it guy  :)


EDIT:  Just looked on the site, and it's cool but would look 20x better in white or teal
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on February 12, 2014, 03:56:08 pm
5th gen banner up for strat 5.0, scumbags.

I agree with Smithy, this looks kinda... filthy.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 12, 2014, 04:00:36 pm
That's the perfect way to describe it.  Dirty, filthy, etc.  Cool idea but, Remnants don't wear dirty heraldics.  I had my tabard triple starched, I want my white banner damnit.  White is right!   :lol:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 12, 2014, 04:29:45 pm
accept my website application you nerds! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on February 12, 2014, 05:26:22 pm
I can dig that teal banner.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Rain on February 12, 2014, 06:12:42 pm
Maybe he's sending us a message... we need to get down and dirty this season  8-)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on February 12, 2014, 08:02:21 pm
its a dirty teal (still keeping the same color on the strat map) and you gotta be ready for the change! it was tough for me to give up the snow bunny look but I've noticed I seem to gun to help the Acre kids lately (not that its bad). It confused me to see the same big whiteness out there, besides you gotta check that thing out with the heraldic horse, looks so good.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 12, 2014, 08:10:21 pm
its a dirty teal (still keeping the same color on the strat map) and you gotta be ready for the change! it was tough for me to give up the snow bunny look but I've noticed I seem to gun to help the Acre kids lately (not that its bad). It confused me to see the same big whiteness out there, besides you gotta check that thing out with the heraldic horse, looks so good.

Not anywhere in this quote do I see the phrase "White Power".  I'm sorry, its a nice banner but White is Right.   8-)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: ildist on February 12, 2014, 09:27:40 pm
hi im gay
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on February 12, 2014, 10:27:19 pm
hi im gay

please refer to the thread about SS of things people say in game to see how much i appreciate and miss you <3
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 12, 2014, 11:05:33 pm
http://forum.melee.org/beginner's-help-and-guides/stuff-i-learned/msg757148/#msg757148
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on February 13, 2014, 05:30:48 pm
pssst, N1PS is in your armory, leaving you pikes and shit.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: AshTre on February 14, 2014, 09:33:40 am
Just a Thursday night with the Remnants:

https://soundcloud.com/ashtre77/remnants-my-heart-will-go-on
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Duster on February 14, 2014, 09:36:44 am
Just a Thursday night with the Remnants:

https://soundcloud.com/ashtre77/remnants-my-heart-will-go-on

Yo, Kolee sings like a bitch
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on February 14, 2014, 10:16:58 am
'me so horny' stole the fucking show, wheres pistachio to post that shit
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 14, 2014, 11:47:28 am
Can't believe I missed this shit.. Who's the nerd who says "I live to masturbate"? 
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on February 14, 2014, 06:00:35 pm
Remnant should host a karaoke (https://soundcloud.com/makinzie-knox-1) night.
You know, to celebrate strat-obsessed manchildren.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on February 14, 2014, 06:30:25 pm
dexxta or sauce should sing
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on February 15, 2014, 12:05:18 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Taser on February 15, 2014, 02:40:20 am
I'll dig deep into my couch cushions to pimp hire you guys out. Don't worry.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Ramza on February 18, 2014, 07:13:07 am
Dear Pregnants,

I want to mention that I'll away from cRPG indefinitely. I broke my mouse and headphones because I'm a cool fucking kid. It's an opportunity to focus on school, so no more fun and games until I get my shit sorted out because I don't want to be a toothless hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.

I'll be lurking around. Looms will stay in armoury.

All the best,
Remnant Trisection underfuckingscore Ramza

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2014, 08:24:51 am
Dear Pregnants,

I want to mention that I'll away from cRPG indefinitely. I broke my mouse and headphones because I'm a cool fucking kid. It's an opportunity to focus on school, so no more fun and games until I get my shit sorted out because I don't want to be a toothless hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.

I'll be lurking around. Looms will stay in armoury.

All the best,
Remnant Trisection underfuckingscore Ramza

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f a g
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 18, 2014, 03:34:21 pm
Dear Pregnants,

I want to mention that I'll away from cRPG indefinitely. I broke my mouse and headphones because I'm a cool fucking kid. It's an opportunity to focus on school, so no more fun and games until I get my shit sorted out because I don't want to be a toothless hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.

I'll be lurking around. Looms will stay in armoury.

All the best,
Remnant Trisection underfuckingscore Ramza

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Did he leave any good loot?
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Post by: Life on February 18, 2014, 07:27:03 pm
I was looking for a fix to my warthunder and found this. (http://forum.warthunder.com/index.php?/topic/31522-connection-issues-freezing-slow-connection-disconnections-mandopando-media-booster/) read the OP, could save you some $$$.

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Pando Media Booster [PMB] is a stealth P2P program many games (mostly F2P) install.  It will run on start-up under Pando.exe or PMB.exe. It uploads without prompt from your computer and does not show on tray or task manager.  It WILL xxxx out your internet bandwidth and capacity – anywhere from 10% to 70% of your current speed may be occupied.  This is a method for companies to shove bandwidth bills to the consumer.
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Post by: Mae. on February 18, 2014, 08:13:19 pm
we are a plane game clan now, nbd.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 18, 2014, 08:56:06 pm
Any of you nerds get Jets in WT yet?  Or is it still just me and Bullet   :rolleyes:
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Post by: Life on February 18, 2014, 09:20:53 pm
still around 3.0 - 4.0 smithy  :D
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Post by: Smithy on February 18, 2014, 09:42:39 pm
Don't even know what that means.. I haven't played since that update lol 5.0 is Jets I assume?  Is there still 20 levels per nation?  :?
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Post by: dynamike on February 19, 2014, 02:24:10 am
Dear Pregnants,

I want to mention that I'll away from cRPG indefinitely. I broke my mouse and headphones because I'm a cool fucking kid. It's an opportunity to focus on school, so no more fun and games until I get my shit sorted out because I don't want to be a toothless hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.

I'll be lurking around. Looms will stay in armoury.

All the best,
Remnant Trisection underfuckingscore Ramza

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If you are not rage quitting because of the latest patch, you are doing it wrong. Go with the times, please.

...and come back soon, you will be missed!  :oops:

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Post by: AshTre on February 19, 2014, 06:08:09 am
Minimum payment for merc-ing = 1 box of gushers?
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Post by: Rain on February 19, 2014, 07:09:22 am

"Gushers" like tripping on LSD that squirts in your mouth.
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Post by: Life on February 19, 2014, 07:37:37 am
GREAT NEWS GUYS!
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Post by: Rain on February 19, 2014, 08:10:41 am
GREAT NEWS GUYS!
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You are scum for making me do that
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 19, 2014, 10:41:18 am

You are scum for making me do that

I second this.   :|
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 19, 2014, 04:04:36 pm
After the second spoiler, I hit the quote button. Problem solved.

Fucken nerds.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 19, 2014, 06:31:02 pm
After the second spoiler, I hit the quote button. Problem solved.

Fucken nerds.

God what a little smarty pants  :wink:  now go back to playing with your Leap Frog and eating your Danimals
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Post by: Sauce on February 20, 2014, 09:06:16 am
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Post by: Sauce on February 20, 2014, 09:06:40 am
After the second spoiler, I hit the quote button. Problem solved.

Fucken nerds.

 I am not a clever man.
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Post by: AshTre on February 20, 2014, 06:01:19 pm
GREAT NEWS GUYS!
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Post by: Dexxtaa on February 21, 2014, 01:56:13 am
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Post by: Smithy on February 21, 2014, 12:45:09 pm
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Also, I get home in a week.  :D
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Post by: Sauce on February 21, 2014, 06:23:05 pm
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Post by: Smithy on February 22, 2014, 10:18:28 pm
Oh sweet baby boy

Ramza has the cutest little voice.   :)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 25, 2014, 09:14:27 am
Fuck your mother.

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Post by: Tears of Destiny on February 25, 2014, 09:22:09 am
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Post by: SittingBull on February 25, 2014, 09:55:10 am
Awful lot of furby action going down in here.
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Post by: dynamike on February 25, 2014, 03:42:57 pm
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Post by: Mae. on February 25, 2014, 06:07:05 pm
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Post by: Rain on February 25, 2014, 07:31:24 pm
Welp, we may as well get weird with it

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Post by: SP1N on February 25, 2014, 07:35:31 pm
Welp, we may as well get weird with it

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I can never listen to Bat for Lashes again.
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Post by: Smithy on February 25, 2014, 07:57:24 pm
Welp, we may as well get weird with it

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 28, 2014, 03:03:33 pm
About 5 years ago, Sauce said to me, over Steam, regarding our blazing metabolisms:

"My friends have to eat stupid diet shit. I eat whatever I want.. and flex my six pack."

We're getting old, friend. I was 19? Maybe 20 at the time.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on February 28, 2014, 11:10:14 pm
Finally back to A-Merica.   8-)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: wouter227 on March 02, 2014, 10:24:10 pm
Get in TS already Shmiddy.
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Post by: Dexxtaa on March 03, 2014, 04:21:35 am
Sauce, lay out in categories how much we charge for each type of battle: Village, Castle, City.

How much will we be paid for each etc
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Ramza on March 03, 2014, 09:17:39 am
All fees must be paid in dogecoin

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on March 03, 2014, 07:51:18 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBLAj4xZ7zg

Fuck it I give up on embedding it.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Tom Cruise on March 03, 2014, 07:55:30 pm

L2forum bundle of sticks nerd
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Post by: PJ1020 on March 07, 2014, 03:46:01 pm
Polearms aren't op
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Post by: dynamike on March 13, 2014, 02:07:48 pm
Finally back to A-Merica.   8-)

dito

2nite letz wreck shite
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Post by: Smithy on March 13, 2014, 03:06:32 pm
dito

2nite letz wreck shite

cheeeeeeeeeeya
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on March 15, 2014, 02:32:04 am
 Looks like we're gonna be standing with Astralis with player retention goals! (http://forum.melee.org/beginner's-help-and-guides/learn-crpg-get-drunk-and-have-a-fun-time!-(with-astralis/)

Make sure to hop in every now and then and bump their threads.

I also need not remind you (but I will anyway) that this is not a "snatch and grab" of the new people. We're all on the same team looking to keep the community growing by training and keeping new people active in the community. So if we do not have the resources (or the availability) in our ranks for interns, definitely give Astralis a heads up so they can help keep the community stronk by taking them under their wing.
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 15, 2014, 05:11:11 am
We wish you luck, XOXO <3

oh, and we'll invite you to the next drunken TS party! we'll all pound some shots together.
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Post by: Smithy on March 15, 2014, 08:26:27 am
We wish you luck, XOXO <3

oh, and we'll invite you to the next drunken TS party! we'll all pound some shots together.

too abd i beat you too it this time eddie god you're a  nub l0l  8-)
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Post by: Sauce on March 17, 2014, 05:45:54 pm
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Post by: dynamike on March 23, 2014, 02:41:50 am
What's my motherfucking name?

Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on March 23, 2014, 05:24:39 am
What's my motherfucking name?
it's dynamike..

have you been drinking tonight?
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Post by: Dexxtaa on March 23, 2014, 04:46:46 pm
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Post by: Tom Cruise on March 23, 2014, 07:32:53 pm
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Brink <3
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 24, 2014, 05:23:19 am
After stalking Smithy I just now noticed that he lives in the city with the shittiest drivers and the best weather on Earth, bless him.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on March 24, 2014, 08:01:09 am
After stalking Smithy I just now noticed that he lives in the city with the shittiest drivers and the best weather on Earth, bless him.

Best weather? It's a constant 20+ mph winds here lol.  The always clear blue sky is nice though.   :wink:
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 24, 2014, 07:18:34 pm
Best weather? It's a constant 20+ mph winds here lol.  The always clear blue sky is nice though.   :wink:


Ah but the wind is one of the best parts! Nothing gets your blood pumping like those 80 mph gusts which make you believe you can fly!  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on March 25, 2014, 02:39:08 pm
New Remnant credo: boil, eat, fuck, repeat.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on March 28, 2014, 01:56:59 am
Our TeamSpeak on a regular day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD-vXUGtk
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 28, 2014, 03:50:53 am
hi i hung out with smithy last night and we played video games
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Post by: AshTre on March 28, 2014, 10:01:21 am
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I play music good for ya massa
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Post by: Sauce on March 29, 2014, 05:20:57 pm
.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Garner on March 29, 2014, 05:54:07 pm
Is it bad that I listened to all of it?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Noodlenrice on March 30, 2014, 06:57:20 am
Is it bad that I listened to all of it?
I actually liked that song...
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on April 05, 2014, 08:21:53 am
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Post by: dynamike on April 09, 2014, 03:35:40 pm
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You're welcome, bitches.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Chestaclese on April 10, 2014, 08:38:13 am
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Post by: Life on April 10, 2014, 08:43:47 am
guys, i got to 33 today. now im 12-30,
Weapon Master:10
Athletics:10
Iron Flesh:2
Power Strike:4

One Handed:199
Crossbow:77
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Jack1 on April 14, 2014, 08:47:47 pm
http://forum.melee.org/events/na_event-server-admin-and-event-aplication-thread/new/#new
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Chestaclese on April 16, 2014, 08:13:08 am
Fuck you Jack.
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 16, 2014, 07:27:13 pm
guys, i got to 33 today. now im 12-30,
Weapon Master:10
Athletics:10
Iron Flesh:2
Power Strike:4

One Handed:199
Crossbow:77

shoulda went 15/27
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on April 17, 2014, 04:13:43 pm
Droppin' in to say I love you girls.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on April 18, 2014, 12:07:46 am
Droppin' in to say I love you girls.

If you were a girl I'd love you too.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on April 18, 2014, 05:06:01 pm
If you were a girl I'd love you too.
I have a hormone imbalance which leaves me with more estrogen than a male body is supposed to produce.

Wanna make out a little as I question my gender role?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 18, 2014, 05:56:48 pm
I have a hormone imbalance which leaves me with more estrogen than a male body is supposed to produce.

Wanna make out a little as I question my gender role?

Traditional gender roles are ridiculous.  That being said...

If your testosterone was boosted more, would that "cancel out" some of the excess estrogen?  If so, you could try working out more, or taking Zinc supplements. 

Also, does having lots of estrogen make you more attracted to people with testosterone?  Couldn't you have a lot of estrogen and still like women, just in a more affectionate way  :wink: ?  As you can tell, I'm not an expert on whoremoans. 
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on April 18, 2014, 07:02:36 pm
Traditional gender roles are ridiculous.  That being said...

Agreed. I'm a straight male with feminine personality traits. Get on my level, nerd.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on April 19, 2014, 04:24:53 pm
Yeah fuck gender rolls, I got Sauce cowering in a corner as we speak.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on April 19, 2014, 07:51:33 pm
Agreed. I'm a straight male with feminine personality traits. Get on my level, nerd.


God that's fucking cute.     :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: LordBerenger on April 19, 2014, 09:37:36 pm
Have to get all u guys (with exception of only girl still playing crpg Mae) back on track. GO to the gym and lift heavy and hard and then go watch some porn with some phat ass bitches.

No phaggy time allowed.


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Post by: SP1N on April 20, 2014, 12:35:20 am

God that's fucking cute.     :rolleyes:

:3

u interested?

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on April 25, 2014, 08:41:08 pm
I miss when this clan was Stratia themed.
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Post by: Life on April 27, 2014, 01:28:36 am
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Post by: Dexxtaa on April 28, 2014, 02:47:45 pm
Nice.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on April 28, 2014, 06:30:06 pm
The SLASHER
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Post by: Sauce on April 28, 2014, 07:29:13 pm
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Post by: Dexxtaa on April 29, 2014, 03:01:09 am
The Basher

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And The Baby Smasher
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Tom Cruise on April 29, 2014, 06:30:34 am
The Chesty
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Post by: Chestaclese on May 11, 2014, 09:08:18 am
The Basher

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That's the drunk bat. You grab that the night you're drinking and go wild.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on May 14, 2014, 05:05:58 am
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Post by: Life on May 14, 2014, 05:21:55 am
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Post by: Life on May 19, 2014, 01:21:40 am
MAY 30th!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on May 30, 2014, 04:33:37 am
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MARK YOUR CALENDARS: SATURDAY 5/31/2014 WILL BE THE DEXXTAA (and Mae too, I guess) LEVEL UP AND RETIRE CRPG BINGE SESSION.

WHERE? RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTERS.
WHEN? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WAKE UP. I'm getting up at 9 in the fucking morning EST
WHO? ALL THE REMNANT BROS (and anyone who wants to banner stack)
HOW? ROFLSTOMP NA1 UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME, WHEN THAT BEGINS TO FAIL (and it will), WE ROCK OUT DTV

I AM 5.5MIL AWAY FROM LEVEL 35 AND I PLAN TO GET THIS SHIT OVER  AND DONE WITH BECAUSE MY BUILD IS BROKE AS FUCK fuck you partial respec

Also Life get in fucking TS and say something I miss your voice.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: AshTre on May 30, 2014, 04:54:49 am
But I'm working...
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Post by: Mae. on May 30, 2014, 05:03:53 am
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you get the point
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on May 30, 2014, 07:11:16 am
But I'm working...

I thought you got Saturday off!!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on May 30, 2014, 02:50:22 pm
Dexxta,

Me, You, Stomping Lands, Tonight... Dont forget the baby oil  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on May 31, 2014, 06:24:59 pm
SORRY I'M LATE, STOMPED THOSE LANDS UNTIL 6AM. LET'S GET IT ON
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 01, 2014, 07:11:35 am
I oops posted in General Discussion, so I'ma probably get muted or something. But who cares right
http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/stomp-those-lands/

Tribe War. We took the initiative to hit them where it hurts: their little tepees and totems; where they sleep n' pray.
During the raid itself, we found no one as we set out to strike out at their village based on the horrible business of warfare (whereas ours was built on military success, very different things).

Mae then sent carrier pigeon to us (we call it "The Team Language Speaking Platform") that the base was being raided, where she fell valiantly. Vaermii and the others set out to rescue the warrior princess, while the demo guys (dexxt & Omega) finished off the rest of the base.

Vaermii took the kills on the entire 3-4 man raiding party (it's hard to tell over carrier pigeon) as they got there. Omega and I meanwhile, got ambushed by two men crawling in the dirt. While I was setting up my prehistoric demolition charges (aka a hatchet), Omega calls out the two dirt-crawlers right as I get my legs tangled and binded in a set of bolas, thrown by our ambushers.

While I'm dicking around with the strings trying to get untied, Omega, springs forth as majestic in the god-rays-of-Nvidia as a unicorn in the sunset and drives the point of his spear (the metal one) into our enemies' guts, ending the brief engagement.

The Stomping Land. Train with bros, hunt with bros, ride with bros.

Raiding party; Dexxt, Rhuell, Weebs, Vaermii, Mechwarrior (Omega)
Home defense matron; Mae
Not sure where he was but saw lots of kills from his activity; Ash Tre

Images of the raiding party!
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The puppies Omega and I rescued from a teepee we torched.
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on June 01, 2014, 09:58:56 pm
stomp-those-lands

I am intrigued. Wat is this and how does one get onto this as soon as possible (after Tuesday)?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 02, 2014, 05:27:47 am
I am intrigued. Wat is this and how does one get onto this as soon as possible (after Tuesday)?

Well, you put on your combat boots (you should know all about combat boots, Germany) and you lift and lower your feet forcefully upon the ground of your apartment until the landlord comes up to tell you that all the neighbors are complaining.

Or.. http://store.steampowered.com/app/263440/

It's basically not-shitty Rust (ie not getting gunned down on spawn by some dickhead with an m4 and black armor). Instead, you get into shenanigans:

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Post by: Sari on June 02, 2014, 06:48:45 am
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you get the point

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can i has alt in clan pls?


fack it waz yesterday ://///////////////////////
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Post by: Dexxtaa on June 03, 2014, 01:39:57 am
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can i has alt in clan pls?


fack it waz yesterday ://///////////////////////

You didn't miss anything. It was a bust. I'm probably just going to suffer through the last 4mil alone and scurred.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on June 03, 2014, 06:53:16 am
for those who care, i got a new headset.
pretty good for the price ($60).

i attached my DSS mod from my old turtlebeaches and games as well as music sound GREAT!
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on June 03, 2014, 02:19:25 pm
I miss my nerds. Hope you'll all be on later today/tonight.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 06, 2014, 08:02:41 am
Hang on to your crotches! I'll boot the server when I get it updated tomorrow.

http://www.thestompingland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2419
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Vaermi on June 08, 2014, 08:20:54 pm
My entire computer is fucked. Cannot play any games, get onto steam or teamspeak. All from that validating thing on cRPG last night.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 10, 2014, 08:21:24 pm
Hey look it's me...


And Sauce!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on June 10, 2014, 11:17:16 pm
Second video shamelessly stolen - pay my royalties!

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Post by: Tom Cruise on June 11, 2014, 09:00:52 am
Second video shamelessly stolen - pay my royalties!

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Its going to be WWII all over again. Your Fourth Reich is going to crumble right before your eyes Dynadick!

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 11, 2014, 09:52:27 pm
Its going to be WWII all over again. Your Fourth Reich is going to crumble right before your eyes Dynadick!

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Last I checked I was the azn and you were the tall lanky white kid
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Post by: Tom Cruise on June 11, 2014, 10:21:02 pm
Last I checked I was the azn and you were the tall lanky white kid

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Get at me.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: AshTre on June 12, 2014, 03:01:09 am
BRB playing napoleonic wars or something
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 12, 2014, 07:39:42 am
I tried to get banned to support you guys earlier tonight on NA1, but they just wouldn't ban me for some reason. I spammed allchat and admin chat alike with "I AM INTENTIONALLY TEAMWOUNDING IN SPAWN" and would hit Apollo in the face at the beginning of each round, but after two maps they didn't do anything and I got bored and left.

free remnant
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 12, 2014, 08:03:37 am
Hahah thanks Sandy, it truly means a lot that you're ready to dive into the banlist with us!

That said don't worry about the all the shenanigans that went on tonight, since it's only myself, pewpew and rhuell who are banned for 2 days. The others got 1 hour breaks and I'm sure they'll be happy to play again soon.

Also odds are good that you didn't get any action taken because you don't affiliate directly with us. Something about the white and teal banner makes certain people react in a certain way.

Try something with our banner on sometime. I'm sure you'll see swifter action taken.
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Post by: Apollo on June 12, 2014, 12:26:28 pm
RIP battle table
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Post by: Dexxtaa on June 18, 2014, 06:45:18 pm

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Post by: Mae. on June 18, 2014, 06:56:15 pm
the fucking steam summer sale one was beyond 'legit'
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on June 19, 2014, 10:33:40 pm
I had steam for 3 years and this is my first time hearing about the steam summer sale. I know craycray :3
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on June 20, 2014, 05:08:06 am
I had steam for 3 years and this is my first time hearing about the steam summer sale.

jam out with your clam out
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 20, 2014, 07:21:59 am
I had steam for 3 years and this is my first time hearing about the steam summer sale. I know craycray :3

MISSING OUT
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on June 23, 2014, 05:31:32 am
Hi
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on June 23, 2014, 06:22:35 am
The real question is why did young Orson smash the beetles?

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Post by: Thryn on June 24, 2014, 05:11:16 am
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Post by: Dexxtaa on June 24, 2014, 07:52:28 am
And now. Videos of firefighters.



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Post by: Life on June 25, 2014, 05:32:20 pm
chodes
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Post by: Dexxtaa on June 27, 2014, 08:42:58 am
Take a moment to welcome our new applicant Gabroskii !! Yay!

If you have any questions, please feel free to add me over Steam or chat with me in TeamSpeak
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Post by: Thryn on June 27, 2014, 08:57:53 am
Take a moment to welcome our new applicant Gabroskii !! Yay!

If you have any questions, please feel free to add me over Steam or chat with me in TeamSpeak

how to pronounce?

gay bro ski
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Post by: Thryn on June 29, 2014, 08:16:53 am
did i do it? why yes, yes i did. and you are welcome any day of the week.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on June 29, 2014, 05:21:06 pm
thryn be ours
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Post by: Thryn on June 29, 2014, 05:39:31 pm
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am not gud enuf 5 remnt
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Post by: Breidr on June 30, 2014, 03:52:01 am
Blackfysh told me y'all were cool and I had a heck of a time on siege with Remnants.  What does it take to get the coolest banner in the game?  Applied to forums, but not in-game.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on June 30, 2014, 04:01:47 am
Blackfysh told me y'all were cool and I had a heck of a time on siege with Remnants.  What does it take to get the coolest banner in the game?  Applied to forums, but not in-game.

apply here niggy
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=ladderoverviewclans#!?page=claninfodetail&id=78
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Post by: Thryn on June 30, 2014, 04:02:18 am
What does it take to get the coolest banner in the game?

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Post by: Smithy on June 30, 2014, 04:58:53 am
beep
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Post by: Sari on June 30, 2014, 06:43:56 am
Blackfysh told me y'all were cool and I had a heck of a time on siege with Remnants.  What does it take to get the coolest banner in the game?  Applied to forums, but not in-game.

y'all play siege??????????????

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Post by: Taser on June 30, 2014, 07:48:38 am
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Post by: Thryn on June 30, 2014, 08:03:59 am
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its too late, i saw it in fapocalypse and laffed
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Post by: Taser on June 30, 2014, 08:11:30 am
its too late, i saw it in fapocalypse and laffed

The gif I posted? Yeah mang.

Gotta get down to business nomsaiyan?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on June 30, 2014, 08:15:52 am
The gif I posted? Yeah mang.

Gotta get down to business nomsaiyan?
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Post by: Taser on June 30, 2014, 08:19:39 am
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Post by: Taser on June 30, 2014, 08:24:41 am
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Post by: Thryn on June 30, 2014, 08:27:36 am
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WE BETTER STOP BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO FIDLGB THREAD
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Post by: Taser on June 30, 2014, 08:36:50 am
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WE BETTER STOP BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO FIDLGB THREAD

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Post by: Thryn on June 30, 2014, 08:52:23 am
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Post by: Taser on June 30, 2014, 08:58:59 am
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Post by: Smithy on June 30, 2014, 09:20:58 am
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Post by: Dexxtaa on June 30, 2014, 10:38:11 am
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:D

Unrelated: A couple of corgis in a standoff with a fly
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on July 01, 2014, 04:08:04 am
The one on the left looks hungry and the one on the right is thinking "should we even do this" :? and the other one respones "yes"  :twisted: and the scared one said "ok" :(
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Post by: Thryn on July 01, 2014, 04:40:10 am
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Post by: Dexxtaa on July 01, 2014, 08:00:45 am
Please welcome our newest applicants Ryden and Savvii to the Remnant!

Your applications will be considered at the end of 2 weeks (subject to change in length of time, based on our relationships with you)
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Post by: Thryn on July 01, 2014, 08:15:11 am
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Post by: Sari on July 01, 2014, 08:18:54 am
that looks like my dog...always lazy C:
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Post by: Taser on July 01, 2014, 08:23:01 am
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Post by: Dexxtaa on July 01, 2014, 08:30:44 am
Ugh. Trying to welcome new peeps, yo.

Please welcome our newest applicants Ryden and Savvii to the Remnant!

Your applications will be considered at the end of 2 weeks (subject to change in length of time, based on our relationships with you)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: BlackFysh on July 01, 2014, 05:15:51 pm
I would like to formally apply to Remnant.   :D (Love me)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 01, 2014, 05:56:58 pm
BlackFysh, welcome to the application phase (also, Savvii and Ryden and probably Naoma at some point)!

You will apply for the Remnant tags, your application(s) will be considered at the end of 2 weeks (subject to change in length of time, based on our relationships with you). The Remnant reserves the right to terminate your application/membership at any time should we deem that your actions do not reflect our banner and values.

You will notice some members of the Remnant do not have the tags on. This due to our desire and oath to stay with the Remnant for the rest of our time in this mod. We do not recommend you remove the tags unless you truly feel that you can and will commit to us for the rest of your time here.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on July 01, 2014, 10:59:32 pm
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Post by: Naoma on July 02, 2014, 01:40:52 am
Cancel my application (some stuff came up)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on July 02, 2014, 01:47:17 am
We posting cute corgis now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGwQqxDWE2M

yes, and i have invaded remnant thread and am going to destroy all order one corgi at a time
#comeatmedexxtaa

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Post by: Dexxtaa on July 02, 2014, 02:07:57 am
yes, and i have invaded remnant thread and am going to destroy all order one corgi at a time
#comeatmedexxtaa

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I don't mind. I like corgis.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Breidr on July 02, 2014, 04:20:41 am
Have applied to Remnants and retired at the same time.  Hopefully by next gen I'll get somewhere.  Also, what happened to the TS?  :shock:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 02, 2014, 05:43:32 am
Have applied to Remnants and retired at the same time.  Hopefully by next gen I'll get somewhere.  Also, what happened to the TS?  :shock:

Apparently you broke it.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Breidr on July 02, 2014, 07:19:14 am
You can't prove it.  :P  That button said Retirement, I swear!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: BlackFysh on July 02, 2014, 02:37:34 pm
I can't believe you've done this. 
Never push the red button. 
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Life on July 02, 2014, 07:40:48 pm
herro i wud alike to appry furrrrr de ramnants?
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Post by: Thryn on July 04, 2014, 07:29:53 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 04, 2014, 06:52:15 pm
http://www.clickerheroes.com/

Chesty got to level 94, and I got to 84 before we got bored.

No macros, let's see what you can do with this - as Haru puts it - "game to keep stupid retards busy for hours"

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Post by: Noodlenrice on July 04, 2014, 08:24:49 pm
Just the URL makes me not want to click on it. Clicker hero sounds like. 2 hand hero.
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Post by: Sari on July 04, 2014, 10:14:57 pm
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Post by: Thryn on July 05, 2014, 01:46:35 am
I got to level 90 on that Clicker Heroes thing

not even that can trump crpg at wasting time
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Taser on July 05, 2014, 08:35:45 pm
I got to level 90 on that Clicker Heroes thing

not even that can trump crpg at wasting time

dude.. that fucking blob at lvl 90.. brb over 130q hp when I have 1.2q dps.

Fuck this.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Duster on July 07, 2014, 01:28:26 am
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Post by: BlackFysh on July 07, 2014, 01:58:57 pm
So much dog. 

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: ManOfWar on July 08, 2014, 04:27:43 am
Hey guys, how have things been in Crpg?
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Post by: Sauce on July 08, 2014, 04:43:00 am
Hey guys, how have things been in Crpg?

Our noble and glorious leader has returned!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on July 08, 2014, 01:14:55 pm
Hey guys, how have things been in Crpg?

Come back and show 'em who's bauss!

Also, corgis.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on July 08, 2014, 08:18:06 pm
Hey guys, how have things been in Crpg?

Hey look another NA admin that just wandered off after being admin
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 08, 2014, 10:10:21 pm
Wonder how long until people stop ignoring my posts in general discussion.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on July 09, 2014, 08:15:20 pm
Wonder how long until people stop ignoring my posts in general discussion.

you have post in general discussion? I've never seen any.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on July 09, 2014, 08:27:55 pm
THEY MUTED DEX?!?!?!?! THOSE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on July 10, 2014, 08:23:42 am
rip testi
rip allers
rip dex

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Post by: Noodlenrice on July 10, 2014, 08:26:16 am
Rip
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on July 11, 2014, 02:59:45 am
dont go dex whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y u gotta go noaw yyyyy? imma cry :CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 11, 2014, 08:11:46 am
hey whats up remnant
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: ildist on July 11, 2014, 08:12:17 am
hi remnuts
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on July 14, 2014, 03:54:19 am
More banners?
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Post by: Jack1 on July 24, 2014, 08:34:48 pm
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Post by: Combaticus on July 25, 2014, 02:53:55 am
Still waiting Silver.....


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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on July 25, 2014, 02:55:32 am
some people said im not a real remnant :c
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Post by: Sauce on July 25, 2014, 03:09:24 am
Some people are real hog-fuckers.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Chestaclese on August 06, 2014, 01:39:44 am
From the transvestites ball in Chicago, Bruce Springsteen only begotten son, known in the rap game as your pal Cerebral, give it up on the mic for Smoothbitch!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on August 26, 2014, 05:09:40 am
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on August 26, 2014, 05:22:58 am
What the actual fuck did I just watch?

smoothrich, you watched smoothrich
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on August 27, 2014, 07:07:25 pm
no dex? totes not comin back now.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sari on August 28, 2014, 03:11:56 am
no dex? totes not comin back now.

pls dont go again :C
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on August 29, 2014, 07:42:22 am
pls dont go again :C

I'll be back sometime, I feel a relapse coming soon.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 31, 2014, 08:51:12 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on September 04, 2014, 04:34:37 am
http://forum.melee.org/and-all-the-other-things-floating-around-out-there/archeage-(na-open-beta-release)/
 :oops:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Combaticus on September 04, 2014, 07:35:17 am
Come Silver... You know you want to cum with us.

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Post by: SP1N on September 07, 2014, 09:02:33 pm
http://forum.melee.org/and-all-the-other-things-floating-around-out-there/archeage-(na-open-beta-release)/
 :oops:

want
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: SP1N on November 02, 2014, 03:33:48 am
rip
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dreadnok on November 17, 2014, 04:08:47 pm
this clan reminds me of a bunch of kid doers. except mae, shes the gnarliest
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on November 24, 2014, 06:05:03 pm
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I think this makes 3 Khartu's now.  And with Sauce's Merchantman..  inc nerdy alien Remnant fleet in Star Citizen.  Also hi nerds  :)
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 27, 2014, 04:03:13 am
A few of us have Avengers as well, so we can make a really diverse trade/combat fleet
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on November 29, 2014, 06:57:24 am
ur all cute.  :wink:
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: POOPHAMMER on November 29, 2014, 10:42:16 am
hulo im look to come back pls take me tenk u
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Post by: Smithy on November 29, 2014, 06:11:57 pm
hulo im look to come back pls take me tenk u

ur cute 2
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Voso on December 01, 2014, 03:21:52 am
A few of us have Avengers as well, so we can make a really diverse trade/combat fleet

im gonna be the best stowaway ever!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Smithy on December 17, 2014, 12:57:59 am
Everyone welcome DamoWang, our newest Chinese Remnant, and our new ambassador behind the great firewall! 
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Post by: Chestaclese on December 20, 2014, 02:37:47 am
Women shi bu zhide!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Voso on December 21, 2014, 01:42:34 am
I did it! I am a star citizen now!

The new mustang ships are just too cute.
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Post by: Smithy on December 21, 2014, 04:28:10 pm
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Post by: Dexxtaa on December 25, 2014, 02:09:49 pm
Merry Christmas, brothers.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on January 14, 2015, 07:55:06 pm
I have some new artwork coming out and a show in NY in march!
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Post by: Smithy on February 25, 2015, 12:08:55 am
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Post by: Dexxtaa on March 02, 2015, 07:57:47 pm
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Post by: Dexxtaa on March 11, 2015, 05:14:36 am
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Post by: Sari on March 13, 2015, 10:47:50 pm
so many corgis so little time
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Post by: Dexxtaa on May 20, 2015, 08:14:16 am
http://www.clickerheroes.com/

Chesty got to level 94, and I got to 84 before we got bored.

No macros, let's see what you can do with this - as Haru puts it - "game to keep stupid retards busy for hours"

(click to show/hide)

LOOK WHO MADE IT TO STEAM
http://store.steampowered.com/app/363970/
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Post by: Mae. on May 21, 2015, 08:38:50 pm
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Post by: Switchtense on May 22, 2015, 04:21:05 pm
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Looks like me on a monday morning.
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Post by: Mae. on June 19, 2015, 04:49:36 pm
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Post by: Voso on June 21, 2015, 09:26:05 am
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my spirit animal
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Post by: Mae. on June 23, 2015, 10:01:00 pm
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Post by: Voso on June 24, 2015, 10:22:41 pm
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Post by: CALAMARI on June 24, 2015, 10:32:02 pm
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Post by: Mae. on June 25, 2015, 07:17:36 am
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Post by: Thryn on June 25, 2015, 03:49:06 pm
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Post by: SP1N on June 28, 2015, 11:50:29 pm
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:(
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Post by: Sari on July 20, 2015, 05:02:38 am

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Post by: njames89 on July 20, 2015, 05:40:25 am
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Post by: Mae. on July 22, 2015, 09:00:37 pm
you guys misunderstood its corgis and cute shit
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Voncrow on July 22, 2015, 10:53:17 pm

Call somebody, say the guy using his phone to film this event. Good work son.
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Post by: Sari on July 28, 2015, 07:43:56 am
how 2 be pro in cprgay:

step 1: download crpgay

step 2: make account

step 3: make character

step 4: make weird face so people know you're serious

step 5: join server

step 6: find admin

step 7: hit le admin with your worthless stick

step 8: get ban by le admin

step 9: uninstall crpgay

step 10: burn your computer and run away to narnia

step 11: ????

step 12: dont profit because narnia isnt real

step 13: buy another computer

step 14: find crpgay

step 15: rinse and repeat
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on July 31, 2015, 08:06:12 pm
how 2 be pro in crpg:

1. apply for remnant
2. get rejected

fixed
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on August 26, 2015, 08:55:17 am
Still going!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: StonedSteel on August 26, 2015, 06:50:49 pm
Still going throwing!

ftfy
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on October 18, 2015, 01:50:18 am
cute corgi gif
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dreadnok on October 19, 2015, 07:05:16 pm
Im an elderly gay gentleman looking for a sauna
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mae. on October 20, 2015, 06:00:24 am
Im an elderly gay gentleman looking for a sauna

 thup?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dreadnok on October 20, 2015, 06:12:38 pm
thup?
[/quote

Nada just saying hi and passing my condolences to gamechanger and sauce they are nerds
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Post by: Tom Cruise on October 24, 2015, 02:57:50 am
Fuck you dread pig man.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Ostulor on October 24, 2015, 10:52:26 pm
I think you're a real cutie, Tom.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 25, 2015, 02:09:23 am
I think you're a real cutie, Tom.


Thanks love!
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dreadnok on October 26, 2015, 03:32:29 am
Fuck you dread pig man.


Yo tommy whats your steam name again i think i was talking to you the other dayyy
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 26, 2015, 03:40:47 am

Yo tommy whats your steam name again i think i was talking to you the other dayyy

Dragon Ballz Deep. You were indeed. It kind of ended on a hot note like, and I qoute:

"MOR ELIKE YOUR MOTHERS ASHHOKLE TOH"


Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on November 05, 2015, 05:23:53 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Mechanix on December 12, 2015, 05:41:56 am
wow.

I haven't logged in on CRPG in over 2 years I think -- maybe 3. I was just randomly looking at Mount & Blade in my steam library and remembered all the amazing times with Remnant .. sauce, chestacles, dexxtaa ..

holy shit man. miss you guys a lot hope everyone is doing well for themselves. is crpg actually dead yet? LOL
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: ildist on January 19, 2016, 04:03:17 am
bless up
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: njames89 on January 19, 2016, 03:32:13 pm
is crpg actually dead yet? LOL

What is dead may never die. About 40-50 on in na primetime currently and over 100 in eu.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on March 02, 2016, 12:16:10 am
Ah fuck, browsing these forums and finding pretty shit like this gives me nostalgia boners.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on March 03, 2016, 04:48:27 pm
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: ManOfWar on April 26, 2016, 12:22:33 am
One day we shall all be reunited
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Kophka on May 02, 2016, 09:32:05 pm
Ah fuck, browsing these forums and finding pretty shit like this gives me nostalgia boners.

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I remember when that banner was first submitted for the council's approval. Good times.

I hope everyone is doing well, and I still love you all.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: dynamike on May 03, 2016, 02:47:13 am
One day we shall all be reunited

...in this basement or the next. Amen, brother.


I hope everyone is doing well, and I still love you all.

Homo.

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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Thryn on June 04, 2016, 08:46:51 am
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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on June 14, 2016, 05:31:59 am
One day we shall all be reunited

Hey remember when some of us got together and made a clan called CHAOS?
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Combaticus on July 26, 2016, 10:59:55 pm
Worst clan NA
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Ramza on August 06, 2016, 05:55:37 am
Guys I'm back  :shock: Got (some of) my shit together and starting at a new university this Fall.

Built a new PC and installing cRAPG tomorrow. Don't have a video card yet so dunno if Intel HD 530 will hold up, but I'm looking forward to playing with everyone again.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: ForGO_of_Acre on August 06, 2016, 01:04:00 pm
Crpg is like dead dude, everyone is gonna be playing that new of kings and men when it comes out here soon.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: no_rules_just_play on August 06, 2016, 04:26:41 pm
Guys I'm back  :shock: Got (some of) my shit together and starting at a new university this Fall.

Built a new PC and installing cRAPG tomorrow. Don't have a video card yet so dunno if Intel HD 530 will hold up, but I'm looking forward to playing with everyone again.
http://forum.ofkingsandmen.net/

NA is dead, servers are empty like 100% of the time. You'll be lucky if you find someone on DTV. Join us at OKAM, it's releasing in early access the 25th and you can already play the tutorial against bots and participate in playtests when they happen!
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Ramza on August 06, 2016, 08:22:50 pm
RIIIIP. Aight guess I'll see you guys there :0
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on March 22, 2019, 04:11:09 am
I have been slowly gathering the looms and relics of lost Remnerds. My armory is almost complete. I am Sauce , the last Remnant.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Tears of Destiny on January 06, 2020, 10:29:12 pm
I am Sauce , the last Remnant.


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Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Sauce on December 21, 2021, 09:36:32 pm
"Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic."


Oh I'm sure babe.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: zottlmarsch on December 21, 2021, 09:59:09 pm
"Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic."


Oh I'm sure babe.

I hereby endorse this necropost.
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: njames89 on December 22, 2021, 12:29:28 am
Best barbershop NA
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: gallonigher on December 22, 2021, 04:49:56 am
Crpg is like dead dude, everyone is gonna be playing that new of kings and men when it comes out here soon.
this post aged like milk
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: StonedSteel on December 23, 2021, 06:28:49 am
I forget who said it but I agree "ironically OKAM was better than bannerlord"
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Kalam on January 28, 2022, 09:21:29 pm
Most Ironic Clan 2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, & 2022 🏆
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Argoth on November 17, 2023, 08:09:12 pm
Uh oh stinky dad clan
Title: Re: The Remnants [NA] Official
Post by: Wiegraf_BRD on December 07, 2023, 08:48:02 pm
ancient relic