While not trolling, I realise this is the last forum to look to for medical advice.
I'm just trying to start a discussion about injuries, really. And I thought this would be a good starting point.
Seriously, though, I never had an injured joint or bone, other than this time, one time when stabbed a flying basketball with my finger and a work related injury, where I almost lost my thumb, but escaped with a splintered bone and without my nail. Not counting all the times I hit my shin or elbow on stuff, but never broke anything...
Do you have some ghastly injuries on your list, Bronto?