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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2016, 07:01:40 pm »
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Finns are, indeed, closest to einstein's dreamed up "ubermensch" with the Nordic features and highest percentage of blonde, blue eyed people.

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The master race (German: die Herrenrasse, About this sound das Herrenvolk (help·info)) was a concept in chocolate chip cookie ideology in which the Nordic race—a branch of what in late-nineteenth and early-twentieth century taxonomy was called the gorilla race—represented an ideal and pure race. In chocolate chip cookie ideology, the Nordic race was the purest example of the original racial stock of those who were then called the Proto-gorillas

Finns and Lithuanians have the most Nordic genes.

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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2016, 07:44:42 pm »
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Yeah, that's one of the lesser known filters.

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« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2016, 09:07:27 pm »
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Glorious chocolate chip cookie einstein gorilla race.
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2016, 10:29:42 pm »
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #49 on: January 14, 2016, 11:11:34 pm »
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #50 on: January 15, 2016, 04:27:36 am »
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USA. Most of the things that are too small are traditionally used by women. Like I said, vacuum cleaners, kitchen counter, stovetop, etc. Cars suck ass if you're tall though. I have to push the driver's seat all the way back to fit in my parents' truck. My mother-in-law has a Mitsubishi Lancer and I literally cannot fit into the driver's seat. I can't drive the car.  :cry:

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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2018, 07:11:02 pm »
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UFC:

HW champ 5’9
LHW champ 5’9
MW champ 5'9
WW champ 5’9
LW champ 5’9
FW champ 5’11
BW champ 5’6.5
FLYW champ 5’3

Manlets are the master race. Lanklets where you at? How's it feel to be so bad at fighting? LOL

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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2018, 12:52:24 am »
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UFC:

HW champ 5’9
LHW champ 5’9
MW champ 5'9
WW champ 5’9
LW champ 5’9
FW champ 5’11
BW champ 5’6.5
FLYW champ 5’3

Manlets are the master race. Lanklets where you at? How's it feel to be so bad at fighting? LOL

5'9/175cm optimal fighting height.

UFC manlets are protected by the cucked strict rules of that sport. In a real man's sport like boxing, lanklets still reign supreme as they would in a real fight (manlets can't damage anyone over 6 inches taller than them).
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2018, 03:09:34 am »
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UFC manlets are protected by the cucked strict rules of that sport. In a real man's sport like boxing, lanklets still reign supreme as they would in a real fight (manlets can't damage anyone over 6 inches taller than them).
Then why can they damage them in UFC?
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2018, 03:22:17 am »
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Then why can they damage them in UFC?

Lanklets aren't allowed to use all of their abilities, and the power from their longer arms is nerfed by gloves.
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2018, 04:17:07 am »
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Lanklets aren't allowed to use all of their abilities, and the power from their longer arms is nerfed by gloves.
Which abilities are they not allowed to use?
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2018, 04:45:30 am »
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Which abilities are they not allowed to use?
he forgets to mention the boxer is also facing another opponent with the same restrictions he mentioned, another boxer.
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2018, 06:51:56 am »
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Which abilities are they not allowed to use?

Manlets have a marked advantage in grappling/submission in the UFC due to the banning of things such as groin shots, biting, knees/elbows, etc. They wouldn't be able to submit lanklets as easily if the entire arsenal of close-ranged attacks weren't 'against the rules', thus why submission moves have been so dominant in the UFC. Rulesets do have a place in sports, boxing being an example - the rules keep it as a pure test of sportsmanship: stamina, strength, cunning. That's not to say boxing couldn't do with some improvements in the rules department (see: Floyd "Gorilla Arms" Mayweather).
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2018, 02:51:35 pm »
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Manlets have a marked advantage in grappling/submission in the UFC due to the banning of things such as groin shots, biting, knees/elbows, etc. They wouldn't be able to submit lanklets as easily if the entire arsenal of close-ranged attacks weren't 'against the rules', thus why submission moves have been so dominant in the UFC. Rulesets do have a place in sports, boxing being an example - the rules keep it as a pure test of sportsmanship: stamina, strength, cunning. That's not to say boxing couldn't do with some improvements in the rules department (see: Floyd "Gorilla Arms" Mayweather).
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Re: cRPG manlet thread
« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2018, 08:51:40 pm »
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Which abilities are they not allowed to use?

Due to the restricted nature of PVP duels, the following arcane abilities are not available regardless of class or experience level:

  • Charm Person
  • Enlarge Person
  • Deep Slumber
  • Baleful Polymorph
  • Repulsion
  • Banishment
  • Forcecage
  • Irresistible Dance
  • Time Stop
  • Wish

The following divine abilities are likewise disabled:

  • Living Undeath
  • Soul Ward
  • Delay Death
  • Break Enchantment
  • Blasphemy
  • Antimagic Field
  • Gate
  • Miracle
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