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Unban the duck
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:02:12 am »
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QGH QQQ,
Je m appelle le Duck. Fuma Kotaro le Duck.
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I ve been a bad duck
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for not making everyone enjoying this game more with my special kind to handle things. This seems to make people think I m not contributing/leeching. Might be true a few times but not always (some people seem to forget that). But the so called topic of this "essay" is how to leech and not get banned(what i obviously failed QQA). A simple tip here from a veteran would be : "Catch them doing bad things before they catch you".
As a serious note leeching is bad because it doesnt improve the fun of everyones unique playstyle and should be therefor heavily criticized and punished if needed like delaying the round , being ranged , or just simply being a tryhard 2hroflcopting nab. Rules are a little different but pscht, doesnt make not contributing to the team better QGN. QQA le Duck sait pas ce que je peux écrire maintenant  car je suis terrible à écrit désolé.
I m QQA it was wrong QGY and will not happen like that anymore QGY.
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2015, 12:36:25 am »
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greatest unban essay ever written. fair and kind. far better than mine. 5/5, unban please :)
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2015, 12:47:40 am »
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soon™

Also you should move this to global ban section, now we get infractions qq. Muted status, here I come...

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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2015, 02:27:25 am »
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2015, 11:35:56 am »
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Release the kraken!! :mrgreen:

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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2015, 11:59:42 am »
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Banned for 1 month, after that passes he can write an essay, minimum 500 words on "Why should I contribute?"
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2015, 12:06:06 pm »
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Considering every pixel of those pics as 1 bit equalling 1 letter and 8 letters a word... it's way more than 500 words.

Unban!
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2015, 12:42:52 pm »
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5/5 pure epicness

Unban!
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2015, 01:14:57 pm »
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le duck should never habe beein banned in the first place.  he is a duck,  thus common rules dont apply anyways
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2015, 02:09:04 pm »
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QGH QQQ I cant add a poll any admin here that can help me?
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2015, 03:32:16 pm »
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FREE THE DUCK
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2015, 04:53:31 pm »
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Return of the Duck!

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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2015, 05:21:21 pm »
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1/5would 0/5 if thats possible, you failed to deliver the demanded topic and min. amount of words.
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Re: Unban the duck
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Re: Unban the duck
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2015, 06:47:47 pm »
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Due to:
1. Leshma's somewhat merciful approach (private messages),
2. Soft ban reason (leeching compared to teamkilling/teamhitting, poll abuse, multiaccounting, other griefs),
3. Serving his time and acknowleding his wrongs,
4. Community's anwser,
5. Me fucking up the ban timer, apparently it ended few hours ago anyway
Fuma is unbanned. :)
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