i would wreck ur head in less than a sec IRL 
If it makes you sleep at night pal
You wouldn't survive a week acting like that where i live, most people around my end make one phone call and atleast 70 heads show up in under 2 minutes. That would be after they give you the Muay Thai kick to face though, proper on the ropes cuz, legit arm bar. You know the ones there? Just saying. But hey maybe you are a king at twisting man out, but i don't judge.
But while we're over sea's in clubs and picking up women, your in a cage touching up guys cuz.. for 3 rounds straight cuz, sweating cuz, you know the ones there.
Most people don't swing that way, even if they could but it's just banter
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