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'k guys - real life calls, and the last patch has finally made clear that it is time to move on...

It was years of fun, and I hold no grudges (not even against Tydeus ;-) - only against anyone who ever used a horse or shield, YOU BASTARDS!!!)

Guess you will see Hirlok the Hermit in Bannerlord, LiF or whatever comes up next and is a bit less biased against old archers...


Now - for the good stuff:


I have to get some things going IRL and work towards migrating to yet another country (Paraguay is a bit like c-rpg... was fun, but...), sooooo...

I:       GIBBE LOOMZ. All of them. Even my woolen cap and my long dagger. You see - I am serious.
You:  will have to do things for me. ;-)

Looms list and challenges will be posted starting next Saturday (25th)
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Nope, got too much on my mind to think up stuff (was going to make you create hermit videos, wikipedia page about Hirlok the Hermit, backlinks/reviews for some of my webpages, etc.), so: just post what item(s) you would be interested in (list below) and I will arbitrarily and not-so-randomly pick who gets what ;-)  If I don't know you, don't even bother to post.
Drawing/distribution: somewhen next week!

Available looms:


Put up trade for 1 gold in case you have not yet done so (or unless stated otherwise...)!
If something is left after one week, I will contact the next one on the list!


Classic Hirlok Outfit:

Masterwork Longbow              (-> ATTS armory)
Masterwork Bodkins                (-> Jeade )
Reinforced Ragged Outfit        (-> PleasantPheasantPeasant )
Reinforced Woolen Cap           (-> Flan)
Reinforced Black Leather Gloves (-> Mr. Killer )
Reinforced Rus Shoes             (-> Panuru )
Elder's Long Dagger                (-> Tanken )

Other Stuff:

Mighty Knobbed Mace               (-> Sari )
Masterwork Nomad Bow            (-> Austrian (bug Huscarlton_Banks, he currently has the bow for some testing!))
Masterwork Long Hafted Blade   (-> Jona )
Masterwork Hunting XBow         (-> Phew )
Masterwork Throwing Daggers   (-> Tojo )
Masterwork Throwing Lances     (-> Clockwork (gibbe slutty sister!) )
Masterwork 2h Throwing Axe     (-> Kesh )
Lordly Black Lamellar Vest          (-> Cock Blockula )


Not +3, but still > +0 ;-)

Thick Morion                               (-> Chosen1 )
Thick Light Strange Gloves         (-> Huscarlton_Banks )
Heavy Maul                                 (-> Tristan )

My gold and any items that nobody wants go into the special needs archer foundation (also known as ATTS).


For those of you who want to keep in touch: contact details in this thread
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Hermit Status report : feeling a little social. Threatening melee my old friends with a comeback. Greasing the string of his old longbow. Carving certain names into the tips of his arrows...

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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2014, 03:30:09 am »
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Nooooo it's all ogre now, Crassus will miss you :cry:

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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2014, 03:39:25 am »
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You will be missed dearly. You're a cool guy.
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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2014, 03:39:51 am »
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'k guys - real life calls, and the last patch has finally made clear that it is time to move on...

It was years of fun, and I hold no grudges (not even against Tydeus ;-) - only against anyone who ever used a horse or shield, YOU BASTARDS!!!)

Guess you will see Hirlok the Hermit in Bannerlord, LiF or whatever comes up next and is a bit less biased against old archers...


Now - for the good stuff:


I have to get some things going IRL and work towards migrating to yet another country (Paraguay is a bit like c-rpg... was fun, but...), sooooo...

I:       GIBBE LOOMZ. All of them. Even my woolen cap and my long dagger. You see - I am serious.
You:  will have to do things for me. ;-)

Looms list and challenges will be posted starting next Saturday (25th).

So - watch this space!

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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2014, 03:45:03 am »
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:o i actually know hirlok

oh noes

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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2014, 03:47:08 am »
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Hirlok NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

GIB ME LOMMZ

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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2014, 03:56:38 am »
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Goodbye you magnificent, beautiful high-ping, dick-shooting, bundle of sticks you....
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2014, 04:11:24 am »
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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2014, 04:27:02 am »
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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2014, 05:04:54 am »
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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2014, 05:15:37 am »
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Yo, sorry to see you go man - maybe wait for hotfixes first?
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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2014, 05:16:37 am »
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Hirlok seriously dont do it and dont give your Looms away you will regret both, you and all of us know that!!!

They will fix archery and you will be so upset you gave up all your stuff and time you invested.

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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2014, 05:21:49 am »
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I also think archery is ridiculously weak now, I don't even fear archers anymore and I'm a 2h.
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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2014, 06:34:41 am »
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You will always be best NA/EU/CH/RU/AU/Earth archer. Don't go, eggo is gunna miss ya  :cry: its bad enough we lost cochon
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Re: Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms for links and sexual favors!
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2014, 06:39:55 am »
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Hirlok we go way back. Me bro-coding your 300 ping ass and shooing away teammates with shields so they wouldn't hurt my dear hermit :) . It's been fun, and I think I would be the best person to receive your +3 woolen cap, for old times sake. Bye old friend :'(

Please don't leave me Hirlok. Gonna really miss you. I hope you like the cards I made for you <3

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Like no joke, NA1 is gonna be a little emptier without you, even with 80 players on at prime time. <3

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