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This game is retarded or something????
« on: October 09, 2014, 01:46:04 am »
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I duel 1vs1 horse vs horse. Dude have nigga long lance that have 10 metres long or something. I have almost useless battle fork(useless because i cant swing for 10 metres liek with this all horse back swords that can invisibli reach even fallen enemy) so i thought iam gonna have some use of it while on very close range, I mean how he gonna reach me in 1 metre long close combat with 10 metre long lance... but I forgot I play M&B, not a proper combat game. So he starts aiming at sun and release, his lance end is nowhere near me, it looks on screen like he hit me with his hand, he managed to twice hit me while when I WAS AIMING AT HIM NOT FUCKING SUN couldnt count any hit.


This game is officialy RETARDED.

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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2014, 01:48:46 am »
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Solution, git gud

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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2014, 02:23:54 am »
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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2014, 03:09:59 am »
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horse didn't say yohohoh?

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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2014, 03:12:09 am »
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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2014, 04:16:30 am »
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"nigga long lance"

upvoted for that
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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2014, 04:32:47 am »
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I duel 1vs1 horse vs horse. Dude have nigga long lance that have 10 metres long or something. I have almost useless battle fork(useless because i cant swing for 10 metres liek with this all horse back swords that can invisibli reach even fallen enemy) so i thought iam gonna have some use of it while on very close range, I mean how he gonna reach me in 1 metre long close combat with 10 metre long lance... but I forgot I play M&B, not a proper combat game. So he starts aiming at sun and release, his lance end is nowhere near me, it looks on screen like he hit me with his hand, he managed to twice hit me while when I WAS AIMING AT HIM NOT FUCKING SUN couldnt count any hit.


This game is officialy RETARDED.

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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2014, 12:56:02 pm »
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horse didn't say yohohoh?

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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2014, 02:08:01 pm »
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The thing is, the problem you are putting across is genuine.

BUT "Nigga long lance" and calling everything retarded is not going to get people on your side

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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2014, 02:15:09 pm »
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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2014, 02:15:09 pm »
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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2014, 02:16:34 pm »
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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2014, 02:29:23 pm »
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The thing is, the problem you are putting across is genuine.

BUT "Nigga long lance" and calling everything retarded is not going to get people on your side

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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2014, 03:10:56 pm »
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Dude have nigga long lance that have 10 metres long or something.

This game is officialy RETARDED.

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Re: This game is retarded or something????
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2014, 05:08:45 pm »
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When I loged in today and saw this thread in chamber of tears with 15 upvotes I almost pissed my self laughing xD :mrgreen: