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Offline Bryggan

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Re: My 2 million silver army
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2014, 01:14:45 am »
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What if we just give you a bunch of exotic hats. You can probably sell them to those crazy brits. They love hats.

Ok, I'll leave if you give me 3 exotic hats. One for me, one for Dirk and one for special occasions.  Just leave them at the gates, because I don't want to stay up late either.

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Re: My 2 million silver army
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2014, 01:41:51 am »
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If you stay up till 330, you can kill more than 15 troops... ;-)

Boss: "You look drowsy, did you sleep well last night?"
WITCHCRAFT: "Cheap Bryggan tactics, just like expected. I killed 70 men at 3:30AM. Only 15 of them were wearing anything."
Boss: "You are fired."
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Re: My 2 million silver army
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2014, 02:05:12 am »
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Boss: "You look drowsy, did you sleep well last night?"
WITCHCRAFT: "Cheap Bryggan tactics, just like expected. I killed 70 men at 3:30AM. Only 15 of them were wearing anything."
Boss: "You are fired."

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Is what he ment...I think?
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Re: My 2 million silver army
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2014, 02:23:39 am »
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Haha my bad, I thought bryggan's battle was at 3:30. I only have to stay up until 3:00AM to kill 70 men (only 15 of which will be armed?). That's much better. And then I'll be awake for the 3:30 battle and I can just not sleep at all because fuck sleep
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Re: My 2 million silver army
« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2014, 04:08:22 am »
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Haha my bad, I thought bryggan's battle was at 3:30. I only have to stay up until 3:00AM to kill 70 men (only 15 of which will be armed?). That's much better. And then I'll be awake for the 3:30 battle and I can just not sleep at all because fuck sleep

I think you will be sad and lonely at my battle.  All my men are passed out drunk on the floor and no one will show up.  The hangman's noose will be good enough for them.

And as if I'd attack anyone without a contract, or without fair warning.  I always give my targets fair warning when I'm going to attack so we can arrange a decent place and time.