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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2014, 03:09:56 pm »
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1: Glaive
2: Longsword
3: Any type of Greatsword
4: Awlpike
5: Great lance
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2014, 03:10:07 pm »
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1. Steel bolts
2. Tatar arrows
3. Bodkin arrows
4. Heavy throwing axes
5. Throwing Lances

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2014, 03:18:46 pm »
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Great Lance
Long Hafted Blade
Glaive
Quarter Staff
Awlpike

In no particular order
I voted Gurnisson cause of his fucking bendy pike, I swear noone can roflcopter stab like he can.

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2014, 03:32:48 pm »
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Steel Pick
Katana
Awlpike
Plated Charger
Glaive

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2014, 10:29:38 pm »
+1
there is no such a gay weapons. just gayest playstyles
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2014, 10:50:35 pm »
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My top 5; (Basicly easy=gay for me)

1.Elite Scimitar: I am here for 3 years. Mostly retired as a shielder. And this weapon has no failing option. You will kill people when you don't even mean to, you will outrange and spam at the same time.Easiest 1h IMO.
2.Miaodao: MW one has 45 Cut. and 117 length, correct me if I am wrong. I never block with that weapon in my hands, and I barely don't get valour.Easiest 2h nowadays.
3.Great Lance: Coolest weapon in game, I was very happy when I saw the colored ones, 1 hits people, as it should be. But it should BREAK after some time, you re holding a wooden pole jfc. Until that, people will keep abusing it *cough* grellenort *cough* so it will give you nightmares.
4.Long Spear,Awlpike,Pike,Ashwood Pike etc. : Actually most tactical weapons , they can change the fate of battle any time , but how can you fucking stab people through a massive 2 meters height wall , thats utter bs. Or how can you stab someone which is close enough to eat your face by dancing with that weapon? I used to have a GO alt , at level 15 I was topping the scoreboard on siege with an awlpike.Too ez.
5.Cavalry Bumpslash: Re-tar-ded.Retarded.I mean, how? It is unrealistic, only God knows the mechanic of that thing. And it is not counterable, you turn your back, see the cavalry, and being like "You failed to sneak into me , now gtfo!" and block, but whaat? he bumpslashes you with the hardest weapon in game (ACS) , and your whole HP is gone. Screw Lordly Helmets, screw IF. You re dead.

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2014, 10:55:48 pm »
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1. Arabian cav sword
2. katana
3. Elite scimitar
4. any couching easy mode lance
5.bardiche and 50 cut dmg 2h axes

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2014, 11:56:28 pm »
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1.spammitar - past the prime, but most gay weapon ever - you know, there were times when every Grey used it
2.glaive - past the prime too, but some very skilled people abused that fucking skipping frames bullshit
3. couched lance - you wont spawn 10 seconds late, Great Khans never forgotten
4. steal pick - how i hate fighting kinngrim with his 4ps, just phasing through me and kill me in two hits, also Greys loved this weapon too
5. cant see any 2h as gay or polearm other than glaive, maybe awlpike before turn rate nerf

All ranged weapons are gay (exept stones and throwing axes - these are cool) not need to name them.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2014, 12:28:32 am by Kato »

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2014, 12:03:13 am »
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1. Any 2h weapon
2. Ranged
3. Awlpike and similar weapons
4. 4D polearm s key bullshitters
5. Throwing lances

What is so bad about the Arabian Cav Sword?
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2014, 12:57:16 am »
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1. Steel bolts
2. Tatar arrows
3. Bodkin arrows
4. Heavy throwing axes
5. Throwing Lances

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i like throwing lances as long as i will use them :D

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2014, 08:14:39 am »
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Great Lance
Long Hafted Blade
Glaive
Quarter Staff
Awlpike

In no particular order

but but but

a total of 7 players use the lhb

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2014, 09:09:34 am »
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5.Cavalry Bumpslash: Re-tar-ded.Retarded.I mean, how? It is unrealistic, only God knows the mechanic of that thing. And it is not counterable, you turn your back, see the cavalry, and being like "You failed to sneak into me , now gtfo!" and block, but whaat? he bumpslashes you with the hardest weapon in game (ACS) , and your whole HP is gone. Screw Lordly Helmets, screw IF. You re dead.
Well that's bullshit.  :)
Assuming cavalry should only be able to kill you by sneaking up to you...
If you noticed incoming cav and did not dodge/hit him, you noticed it too late or failed. Bumpslash is the feature cav deserves and is totally realistic (if you need to bring this up) in terms of that cavalry should have some "breaking power" given by their horse charge. Otherwise it would feel like cavalry are a bunch of bees flying around and stinging unaware sheeps.

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2014, 05:25:26 pm »
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1. Arbalest. The awp of crpg.
2. Ballista. Since they are always aimed at chokepoints, they're just as cheap as spawnrape.
3. Bows. Only because so many use them and kite. Effectively kills the fun in numbers.
4. Horsebump. Takes too little speed and minimal contact to deal the bump.
5. S-key.

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2014, 01:08:18 am »
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Not counting the obvious ranged, I got

1. Iron Staff
2. Long Axe
3. Glaive
4. GLB
5. HBS

It was hard leaving Longsword, katana, Poleaxes, GLA, LWA, HB, LHB and Spears outside of this list but I only have that much space. I don't really have a definite answer about which is the most broken out of all those polearms. Those fast 2h are just fast which makes them strong and gay because people tend to spam with them like annoying morons, but at least they don't break Warband's animations like polearm swings consistently do.

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2014, 10:39:31 pm »
+2
  • Practice Dagger
  • Long Maul
  • Great Maul
  • Mallet
  • Maul