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Will Putin command further invasion of Ukraine:

He will and he should, because <random witty/boring reason>
He will, but he should not, because <random witty/boring reason>
He will not, because <random witty/boring reason>
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Offline Xant

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1410 on: March 09, 2014, 06:19:33 pm »
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/remove blinker


An educated guess would have shown that the joke here is about the "population approval/disapproval" of such and such military actions, not that USA actually directly invaded Syria/Lybia or that what Russia is doing is good.
The irony is fucking glorious when you post that picture when it's perfect to describe your post, except this isn't a joke, you're retarded. Everyone gets what the juvenile joke there is - a good rule of thumb for you would be this: if you get it, everyone else got it ages ago - the point is that it's fucking silly on so many different levels, from misleading images to wrong facts to assuming that just because Putin says it's for the people it is, etc, etc... the joke doesn't work when it's built on so many false premises. It's the equivalent of laughing at "all cows are jews, therefor einstein made good cow-steaks LOL." Retarded.
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1411 on: March 09, 2014, 06:26:43 pm »
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That isn't even historical accurate when you just leave out the important bits  :|
This part alone is dripping with Neo-Nazi propaganda bullshit, it isn't even funny... oh wait, actually it is funny :lol:

Keep it coming :D

What important bits ?

Even though it was for all the WRONG REASONS, einstein was a very good leader. He had an uncanny ability to unite the people in a way never before seen in the history of Germany. He managed to bring Germany out of depression and brought new technologies and military advancements to Germany's army.
einstein had studied ancient technologies and enlisted scientists to study and developed new technologies from these advancement. Many of military developments made by chocolate chip cookie Germany are still in use today as some of the most capable machines in history.

Also einstein was the first leader in europe who was giving money to women for every child they gave birth to.

To sum it up, he did what he THOUGHT was best for Germany. It was in his opinion to rid the country of most minority groups, or those who have different or objectable backgrounds and cultural differences. He did this because to him, it was the so called, "right" thing in his crazy, messed up mind.

You can`t deny the fact, that if einstein had died before starting WW2, he`d be one of the best German leaders.
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1412 on: March 09, 2014, 06:35:12 pm »
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You do know that he wasn't even voted into power regularly? He cheated and corrupted, you know? Just wondering... When he was uniting everyone, why would he? :rolleyes:

Well, if you say "rule by terror and fear" is "uniting the masses"... then yes, by all means he was uniting :lol:
When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1413 on: March 09, 2014, 07:17:23 pm »
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Serb volunteer guys with a "past" in Crimea

The serb guy was very nice though

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1414 on: March 09, 2014, 07:22:11 pm »
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http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/sarah-palins-advice-to-barack-obama-stop-putin-with-nukes/story-fnh81jut-1226849448434

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Sarah Palin has offered unsolicited advice to US President Barack Obama on containing Russian aggression, saying “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke”.
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1416 on: March 09, 2014, 07:28:37 pm »
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Dafuq is wrong with that woman?
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1417 on: March 09, 2014, 07:31:51 pm »
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What the fuck, seriously?  :mrgreen:
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1418 on: March 09, 2014, 07:54:30 pm »
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Palin is a lunatic. What else is new?

Meanwhile, I'm getting more and more worried about the professionalism of the people we get our news from. See here:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/08/us-ukraine-crisis-plane-idUSBREA270MM20140308

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A Ukrainian border patrol plane came under fire while flying at about 1,000 meters (3000 feet) near the administrative border with Russian-occupied Crimea on Saturday, the border guards said.

Sounds bad, right? Finnish news picked up on it, and later the video from the plane was released. The article describes it as showing "white flashes in the distance that according to Reuters look like gunfire." Now watch the video. Relevant part starts at 1:23.

http://yle.fi/uutiset/ukrainalaisen_valvontakoneen_tulituksesta_julkaistiin_videokuvaa/7127754

Does that look like gunfire to you?
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Don't.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1419 on: March 09, 2014, 08:04:30 pm »
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What kind of mouth-breathing retard can't tell the difference between gunfire and a laser pointer?

One that wants to provoke a conflict, yeah?

It doesn't let me watch the video, but the picture it shows is it? Green laser thingy?

Who knows russia must've developed handheld laser weaponry
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1420 on: March 09, 2014, 08:06:59 pm »
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Palin is a lunatic. What else is new?

Meanwhile, I'm getting more and more worried about the professionalism of the people we get our news from. See here:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/08/us-ukraine-crisis-plane-idUSBREA270MM20140308

Sounds bad, right? Finnish news picked up on it, and later the video from the plane was released. The article describes it as showing "white flashes in the distance that according to Reuters look like gunfire." Now watch the video. Relevant part starts at 0:59.

http://yle.fi/uutiset/ukrainalaisen_valvontakoneen_tulituksesta_julkaistiin_videokuvaa/7127754

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They can tell that green thing is a laser pointer, but they think the white flashes right at the end are "gunfire."
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1421 on: March 09, 2014, 08:10:11 pm »
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Oh, so they meant THOSE. I didn't even notice them first time around.

Eh, that seems pretty far-fetched as well. A gun being fired doesn't look like that at all.

Still, it's encouraging to know they weren't talking about the laser.
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1422 on: March 09, 2014, 08:39:15 pm »
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Everyone gets what the juvenile joke there is - a good rule of thumb for you would be this: if you get it, everyone else got it ages ago - the point is that it's fucking silly on so many different levels.


Sorry, I though it was silly funny  :(

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1423 on: March 09, 2014, 09:31:40 pm »
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An educated guess would have shown that the joke here is about the "population approval/disapproval" of such and such military actions, not that USA actually directly invaded Syria/Lybia or that what Russia is doing is good.

The good thing about this joke is that, like Strudog pointed out, it can be flipped the other way around, which is the point of around 90% of the non pro-EU posts in this thread.

But, it's not even remotely CLOSE to the general Opinion over Syria, and somewhat close to Iraq. Only the Afghanistan picture was a gungho option. Iraq was a split(like 30/70 or so), while Syria was a 60/40.  But coming from EU, I can expect that stupid shit. Most of your countries have no where near the total pop US does(unless you count EU as a whole). 30% Approval is like the population of your damn country(France, right?)
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #1424 on: March 09, 2014, 09:40:45 pm »
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