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Will Putin command further invasion of Ukraine:

He will and he should, because <random witty/boring reason>
He will, but he should not, because <random witty/boring reason>
He will not, because <random witty/boring reason>
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8895 on: April 01, 2015, 09:33:28 pm »
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God I love the commentsection in RT. Some of this shit is just genius. :mrgreen:

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you ever heard the news reports, of the u.s. airforce spending 50 million on viagra??
they want their soldiers to go rape as many as possible is war zones..if they tell anyone then call in airstrike

I wonder what these US viagrapumpeddeathsquads are called. Im pretty sure they are quite distinctive and march with raging boners.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8896 on: April 01, 2015, 10:13:26 pm »
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And... the fucking Air Force?! Wat. Seriously. How are they going to go on rape sprees from the pilot seat, I wonder.
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8897 on: April 01, 2015, 10:51:54 pm »
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And... the fucking Air Force?! Wat. Seriously. How are they going to go on rape sprees from the pilot seat, I wonder.


Well, there is a reason why it's called a cock-pit  :mrgreen:
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8898 on: April 02, 2015, 08:41:54 am »
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Doesnt airforce technically also include dudes with parachutes? I assume the US soldiers dont use parachutes, they land on their boners.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8899 on: April 02, 2015, 08:48:13 am »
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Doesnt airforce technically also include dudes with parachutes? I assume the US soldiers dont use parachutes, they land on their boners.

Takes 'raping foreign soil' to the next level
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8900 on: April 02, 2015, 09:02:11 am »
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The insert semen in into the soil via boners after landing. Once they have left people might start to use that soil which is contaminated with american to grow crops. And when healthy females eat food made from those crops, they get pregnant with american children, who are violent by nature and have sudden urge to eat hamburgers and pump other peoples oil.

Wake up people!

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8901 on: April 02, 2015, 09:11:11 am »
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Takes 'raping foreign soil' to the next level
works only with sand  :P in northern latitudes big risk traumatism  :P
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8902 on: April 02, 2015, 09:12:11 am »
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8903 on: April 02, 2015, 09:37:48 am »
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Says the one who hasnt even learned the basic forum rule of not double-posting.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8904 on: April 02, 2015, 09:49:56 am »
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Says the one who hasnt even learned the basic forum rule of not double-posting.
U have selective knowledge the rules of the forum  :P
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8905 on: April 02, 2015, 10:03:04 am »
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Yeah and knowing that you should buy a trainticket to ride the train for instance is having selective knowledge of trainrules.

Vovka pls...

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8906 on: April 02, 2015, 10:53:09 am »
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Doesnt airforce technically also include dudes with parachutes? I assume the US soldiers dont use parachutes, they land on their boners.
No, that's the Army airborne troops.
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8907 on: April 02, 2015, 10:58:32 am »
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Yeah and knowing that you should buy a trainticket to ride the train for instance is having selective knowledge of trainrules.

Vovka pls...

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you deliberately violated two rules, only to tell me about my mistakes that I can not fix ^^
that's what I meant to say "about your electoral knowledge of the rules")) So let's stick to original discussion and talk about ukraine and mine shit-nation  :P
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8908 on: April 02, 2015, 11:14:56 am »
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My mistakes are ones that absolutely everyone do all the time. Doubleposting is quite simple to avoid and easy to remember. Only people new to the internet doublepost.

And I dont wanna talk about Ukraine and Eastern barbarianland anymore. We never really talked that much anyway. It was just random fact throwing and hatespeeches(in which I too took part of :D). Not like you really talked anyway. All your posts in this thread can be summarized with "ahuehuehue, you have never been to Russia thereby you dont know anything, I live here, thereby I know all about probably one of the largest nations on the planet".

Vuvka pls...
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #8909 on: April 02, 2015, 12:33:52 pm »
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My mistakes are ones that absolutely everyone do all the time. Doubleposting is quite simple to avoid and easy to remember. Only people new to the internet doublepost.

And I dont wanna talk about Ukraine and Eastern barbarianland anymore. We never really talked that much anyway. It was just random fact throwing and hatespeeches(in which I too took part of :D). Not like you really talked anyway. All your posts in this thread can be summarized with "ahuehuehue, you have never been to Russia thereby you dont know anything, I live here, thereby I know all about probably one of the largest nations on the planet".

Vuvka pls...

 Uhue hu oll do it so and i will du, but u stupid vuvka dubleposting like a stupid uhuh
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