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DTV Hitting the village mattress
« on: April 28, 2013, 11:36:12 am »
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Really? That's what you're calling hitting the virgin?
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2013, 11:36:51 am »
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What exactly are you suggesting here
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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2013, 11:42:13 am »
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I believe I am suggesting changing it to... someone is hitting the virgin. Or something more appropriate. At least, that's what I was trying to imply.
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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2013, 12:22:46 pm »
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I... don't get it? Wot?

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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2013, 12:25:06 pm »
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When someone teamhits the virgin it's being reported that someone hits the village mattress, not the virgin. Kind of funny though.
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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2013, 12:31:16 pm »
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When someone teamhits the virgin it's being reported that someone hits the village mattress, not the virgin. Kind of funny though.
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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2013, 12:33:54 pm »
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When someone teamhits the virgin it's being reported that someone hits the village mattress, not the virgin. Kind of funny though.
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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2013, 01:04:22 pm »
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I might have mispelled mistress.

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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2013, 01:10:12 pm »
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Hitting the mattress with the virgin sounds about right?

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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2013, 07:07:08 pm »
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Freudian slip much ?
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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2013, 05:47:53 am »
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Freudian slip much ?
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That's no virgin, you can't fool me!

That sir, is a milf.

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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2013, 08:55:13 am »
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That's no virgin, you can't fool me!

That sir, is a milf.

You know, with current technology...

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Re: DTV Hitting the village mattress
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2013, 08:10:02 pm »
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TIL the village "Virgin" gets around.
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