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I can't stop laughing
« on: November 10, 2012, 02:25:24 am »
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Seriously

And I almost had a heart attack before.

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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2012, 02:27:09 am »
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That was some serious bullshit. I had 2 guys, standing between you and him, and still he somehow magically evades our fucking attacks. Two guys. Like, how in the fuck do you guys get so lucky?


Not to mention 7 minutes from not being able to receive reinforcements. FML.
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2012, 02:28:54 am »
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That was some serious bullshit. I had 2 guys, standing between you and him, and still he somehow magically evades our fucking attacks. Two guys. Like, how in the fuck do you guys get so lucky?


Not to mention 7 minutes from not being able to receive reinforcements. FML.

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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2012, 02:30:10 am »
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Absolutely ridiculous. That's all I have to say. Not sure how an unarmed 370 man army can outrun 2 200 men armies with horses.


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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2012, 03:41:12 am »
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2012, 04:37:41 am »
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That's what you get when you attack a PEACEFUL TRADER!!!! <insert more exclamation marks here>

Arnt you guys at war?
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2012, 06:10:35 am »
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Arnt you guys at war?

I AM A PEACEFULL TRADER!!!!!!!!!!

stop bringing up small details god damnit!
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2012, 09:34:03 am »
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That's racist.  Use "nigerian" instead, that's perfectly acceptable.

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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2012, 10:38:43 am »
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That's racist.  Use "nigerian" instead, that's perfectly acceptable.

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I could always use magic originating from the people of Niger.

I wonder how that magic would be called...
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2012, 10:47:10 am »
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Voodoo?  :mrgreen:
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2012, 10:17:16 pm »
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I can't stop laughing about how you lose with Heavy Yawshans vs people in peasant gear too. Makes you think~
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2012, 10:19:09 pm »
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Was a pretty good fight, would have been a different story entirely without those reinforcements, but those made it interesting. Thanks to all who helped. It wasn't clean, and it wasn't pretty, but I'll cherish one of few W's I can mark up on my wall this strat.
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2012, 11:00:00 pm »
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It was a close battle, and a lot of fun. You guys pulled off an excellent final charge.
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2012, 11:03:28 pm »
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I can't stop laughing about how you lose with Heavy Yawshans vs people in peasant gear too. Makes you think~

not bringing throwing, thats how!
Cost of 1 yawshan's buys you 12 stacks of darts x6 darts = 72 darts.  30 stacks of darts between 5 or so throwers could have easily gotten that 30 ticket difference.  Dont see why people are so fucking ignorant about not including throwing of some form into their army loadouts.

Also mid-level throwing is FAR better anti-cav than polearms. 1 Heavy axe from a pT5 thrower can 1 shot these shitty rouncies.  Let friendly archers use their range to pick off infantry while throwers kill any cav dumb enough to get near formations
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Re: I can't stop laughing
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2012, 11:27:17 pm »
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I would have taken their longspears, longswords, arbalests, etc. with heraldic mail over yawshawns with peasant weapons.  That is how you lose, couldnt be helped all those wepaons weref rom the reinforcement who only had 3K gold.
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