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The Chamber of Tears / Cry till ur nose bleeds because lack of tears in ur eye pouches.
« on: May 29, 2016, 01:55:26 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etbf2B_Rqm4 just watch this
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Sell/Trade / Sellin' some heirlooms
« on: May 29, 2016, 01:30:55 am »
Selling heirlooms from 2,4 mil each.Pm me from c-rpg website or forums.
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Spam / spam spam spamspam spam spamspam spam spamspam spam spam
« on: May 29, 2016, 12:47:38 am »
spam spam spamspam spam spamspam spam spamspam spam spam
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Beginner's Help and Guides / How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
« on: May 29, 2016, 12:38:45 am »
Hai bois,today i will teach u the ancient secrets of how to get banned.
Boi it is not hard but it requires some courage,endurance and willpower,despite it's complexity,I will evade from the confusion and tell u directly what u need to do.
U need to kill.
I will show you by which rules u can't get banned.
I will list some game rules and show you their loopholes.
-Forget about racism about black people and turks,these filthy servers doesn't provide ban for these disgraceful acts,words mean nothing in getting banned unless you are using your pencil against admins or melee crew(i mean people like item advisor ,event manager etc.)
''No abuse of in-game chat (racism, insulting, griefing, spamming...)'' this rule doesn't mean shit it is put there to discourage people from using satanic words.
-Leeching is completely okey in servers,u don't get banned because there are no admins in servers mod is almost dead.For example admin karasu last seen on steam 26 days ago.There is rule that says''No leeching'' but well nobody bans nobody anyways.
-You can be shit in game push your teammates in to the enemy,nudge archers and drop them on the floor every god damn thing is ok in this game,u don't get ban for these stuff.There is a rule that points out ''No malicious griefing of teammates (kickspamming, blocking, etc.)'' It is there for fill the blank page,so as to intimidate people from doing it,but everyone is doing it and it is ok.
-You can delay the round as much as you want to even though rule says :''NOT OK: hiding when last man standing (i.e. delaying)'' everyone in game delaying every god damn round.Even though i didn't do this because i like to go and die early there are a lot of people do this,it is okey even admins are on.
#REMEMBER:ADMINS IN THESE GAME ARE THE MOST PRIVILAGED,THEY BROKE ALL THE FORUM RULES AND GAME RULES BUT GET AWAY WITH IT.FOR EXAMPLE:just check feedback threads where admin comments are immense and u will see the violation of these 4 forum rules.(http://forum.melee.org/game-admin-feedback/)
No racism, sexism, discriminatory speech, images or similar.
No links to sites with illegal/legally questionable/offensive content.
No posting of pornographic content.
No flooding
People who is reading this thread you all are newbies,you are not an admin(yet) so be aware ,if you violate these rules u will get banned.
I am not giving this information to you to do these indignous acts,these acts are very bad and u musn't do it even though you can get away with it.People won't like you that way,i advise you to be nice in game.
Note that i give this information only to show you that there is only one way of getting banned in this game,it is to kill.And admins violation of the rules are completely okey ,because the rules are a bit extreme for 2016 youngsters.Doing these stuff will not help you on anything,don't do the things that u wouldn't like to other people.
Boi,i have banned many times,therefore,u can trust my teachings i am the master of getting banned,i have watched people while they are getting banned,i have seen people who get banned for a trifle reason,also people who didn't banned and got away without a punishment for their disdainful actions.
Now boi,as you learned how not to get banned in any other way you know how to get banned.
You just go in some crpg server,kill some dude if you want to get banned for some days, if you want to get banned for a long period kill an admin or someone from melee crew.
#DON'T FORGET:It doesn't matters if you kill someone intentionally or not,if you kill you get banned.
Boi it is not hard but it requires some courage,endurance and willpower,despite it's complexity,I will evade from the confusion and tell u directly what u need to do.
U need to kill.
I will show you by which rules u can't get banned.
I will list some game rules and show you their loopholes.
-Forget about racism about black people and turks,these filthy servers doesn't provide ban for these disgraceful acts,words mean nothing in getting banned unless you are using your pencil against admins or melee crew(i mean people like item advisor ,event manager etc.)
''No abuse of in-game chat (racism, insulting, griefing, spamming...)'' this rule doesn't mean shit it is put there to discourage people from using satanic words.
-Leeching is completely okey in servers,u don't get banned because there are no admins in servers mod is almost dead.For example admin karasu last seen on steam 26 days ago.There is rule that says''No leeching'' but well nobody bans nobody anyways.
-You can be shit in game push your teammates in to the enemy,nudge archers and drop them on the floor every god damn thing is ok in this game,u don't get ban for these stuff.There is a rule that points out ''No malicious griefing of teammates (kickspamming, blocking, etc.)'' It is there for fill the blank page,so as to intimidate people from doing it,but everyone is doing it and it is ok.
-You can delay the round as much as you want to even though rule says :''NOT OK: hiding when last man standing (i.e. delaying)'' everyone in game delaying every god damn round.Even though i didn't do this because i like to go and die early there are a lot of people do this,it is okey even admins are on.
#REMEMBER:ADMINS IN THESE GAME ARE THE MOST PRIVILAGED,THEY BROKE ALL THE FORUM RULES AND GAME RULES BUT GET AWAY WITH IT.FOR EXAMPLE:just check feedback threads where admin comments are immense and u will see the violation of these 4 forum rules.(http://forum.melee.org/game-admin-feedback/)
No racism, sexism, discriminatory speech, images or similar.
No links to sites with illegal/legally questionable/offensive content.
No posting of pornographic content.
No flooding
People who is reading this thread you all are newbies,you are not an admin(yet) so be aware ,if you violate these rules u will get banned.
I am not giving this information to you to do these indignous acts,these acts are very bad and u musn't do it even though you can get away with it.People won't like you that way,i advise you to be nice in game.
Note that i give this information only to show you that there is only one way of getting banned in this game,it is to kill.And admins violation of the rules are completely okey ,because the rules are a bit extreme for 2016 youngsters.Doing these stuff will not help you on anything,don't do the things that u wouldn't like to other people.
Boi,i have banned many times,therefore,u can trust my teachings i am the master of getting banned,i have watched people while they are getting banned,i have seen people who get banned for a trifle reason,also people who didn't banned and got away without a punishment for their disdainful actions.
Now boi,as you learned how not to get banned in any other way you know how to get banned.
You just go in some crpg server,kill some dude if you want to get banned for some days, if you want to get banned for a long period kill an admin or someone from melee crew.
#DON'T FORGET:It doesn't matters if you kill someone intentionally or not,if you kill you get banned.
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Suggestions Corner / CHOOSE YOUR ADMIN!!!
« on: May 28, 2016, 11:24:44 pm »
Firstly,ladies and gentlemen it is not an official thread.I will list 5 persons that would be good admin.
TOP 5 ADMIN LIST
1-)Templar_Thibaut
2-)Sani_von_krems
3-)Guardian_Cassi
4-)Asheram
5-)Xesta the besta
Nice ha!
And gurgumul what's up man i missed u.
TOP 5 ADMIN LIST
1-)Templar_Thibaut
2-)Sani_von_krems
3-)Guardian_Cassi
4-)Asheram
5-)Xesta the besta
Nice ha!
And gurgumul what's up man i missed u.
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EU (Official) / unban thread for aptalpeso and a nice message to mr. new admin kratos.
« on: May 28, 2016, 11:16:36 pm »
I forgive aptalpeso for killing me so you can't ban him.I am okey with he is killing me,he is a brother of mine from battlefield.
Kratos don't use ur admin powers for demise use them as an instrument for justice.You are not a worthy turk,u must disgrace.
Kratos don't use ur admin powers for demise use them as an instrument for justice.You are not a worthy turk,u must disgrace.
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EU (Official) / ban white trash aptalpeso
« on: May 28, 2016, 10:37:50 pm »
Name of your character involved KillMaX
2. Name of offending character(s) aptalpeso
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible 20 mins ago
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after. Dud started to attacking me and killed me after hitting more than 6 times thanks to my +3 armor.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.* Probably because he was jealous of my sword skills or because he got mad at me nudging hobo.
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7. Names of players who witnessed what happened.** Kratos was online but he said that he didn't see because he was at the door,and some hobos were online at that moment.
2. Name of offending character(s) aptalpeso
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible 20 mins ago
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after. Dud started to attacking me and killed me after hitting more than 6 times thanks to my +3 armor.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.* Probably because he was jealous of my sword skills or because he got mad at me nudging hobo.
6. Multiple Screenshots visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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7. Names of players who witnessed what happened.** Kratos was online but he said that he didn't see because he was at the door,and some hobos were online at that moment.
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EU (Official) / Ban these filths out of the server
« on: May 08, 2016, 02:05:25 pm »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved : Killmax
2. Name of offending character(s) : mr_baby_head_von_krems,rest_in_peace
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible : 13:00 gmt like 5 mins ago.
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.: Mr baby attacked and killed me with rest_in_peace in the start of the round 2 times.
I want admins to ban mr_baby firstly.
Secondly this dutch guy named Rest_in_peace is keep bugging me he is teamhitting me all the time, i know he has banned many times before so i don't know what would you do to him now.
They swear to me all the time,even though i am okey with swearing,they go excessive and swear all the time even though i am not even talking with them in game,they just randomly swear with no real reason.
I try to mute them every game but they swear and then they make me swear to them and make me angry.
They hold me from playing the game for like 5 minutes by killing me in 2 succesive rounds,and afterwards they keep sweared to me,although i muted them,i had to mute them every 10 minutes after map changes to not to listen them.And it is really boring to giving an effort to mute them all the time.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.: They are agressive hateful people,all game knows them.And they probably hated me because after they started swearing to me ,they realized i am swear better than them.
6. Multiple Screenshots
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7. Names of players who witnessed what happened.Some people from merc and amox clan.Amox_spamwhore,amox_ramzes and item advisor Sad_hobo
1. Name of your character involved : Killmax
2. Name of offending character(s) : mr_baby_head_von_krems,rest_in_peace
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible : 13:00 gmt like 5 mins ago.
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.: Mr baby attacked and killed me with rest_in_peace in the start of the round 2 times.
I want admins to ban mr_baby firstly.
Secondly this dutch guy named Rest_in_peace is keep bugging me he is teamhitting me all the time, i know he has banned many times before so i don't know what would you do to him now.
They swear to me all the time,even though i am okey with swearing,they go excessive and swear all the time even though i am not even talking with them in game,they just randomly swear with no real reason.
I try to mute them every game but they swear and then they make me swear to them and make me angry.
They hold me from playing the game for like 5 minutes by killing me in 2 succesive rounds,and afterwards they keep sweared to me,although i muted them,i had to mute them every 10 minutes after map changes to not to listen them.And it is really boring to giving an effort to mute them all the time.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.: They are agressive hateful people,all game knows them.And they probably hated me because after they started swearing to me ,they realized i am swear better than them.
6. Multiple Screenshots
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7. Names of players who witnessed what happened.Some people from merc and amox clan.Amox_spamwhore,amox_ramzes and item advisor Sad_hobo
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Beginner's Help and Guides / How to find chink in the armour of chinese players
« on: May 08, 2016, 07:34:14 am »
Oh boi this job is very hard i must tell,those bug eater people are damn filthy.You don't wanna mess with them in real life,they might eat u or ur newborn baby if they are hungry.So if you have no ballz you better get out of the topic now,this is new level hardcore shit, y'all feel me?
So basically what one do to get kills in a server with a ping is to go in center of their bug eater armies,and swing his sword between them non stop,till they stop eating bugs i mean till they die.
To make them stop eating bugs one must now try to block because blocking in a pest eaters' server will make you slow,you can't counter attack them because of your ping,therefore,one must try to evade the attacks of their.Before they crush you like an insect and eat you.You must deflect the attack of your enemies by avoiding them and attack them from behind.
I start my day with killing at least 20 chinese players to bring me good luck in crpg,you can do it too.
This video explains why you would like to kill people in chinese servers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TptADISb2g
So basically what one do to get kills in a server with a ping is to go in center of their bug eater armies,and swing his sword between them non stop,till they stop eating bugs i mean till they die.
To make them stop eating bugs one must now try to block because blocking in a pest eaters' server will make you slow,you can't counter attack them because of your ping,therefore,one must try to evade the attacks of their.Before they crush you like an insect and eat you.You must deflect the attack of your enemies by avoiding them and attack them from behind.
I start my day with killing at least 20 chinese players to bring me good luck in crpg,you can do it too.
This video explains why you would like to kill people in chinese servers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TptADISb2g
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Magyar Fórum / A többszörös post?
« on: April 10, 2016, 07:27:45 pm »
A többszörös post szerintem sem baj, ha két adagban jut aszembe a mondanivalóm, vagy kérdésem, nem fogok várni valakire, hogy ne legyek egymás után többször fent... ivalóm, vagy kérdésem, nem fogok várni valakire, hogy ne legy t rös post pp,kicsi a létszám és valószínűleg nem fogunk egymás szavába vágni,én nem zükben képzelné el mindenki,de például itt magyar szövegben is reflexből gépelném a szvsz helyett azt, hogy imho, ami szerintem nem kell, hogy gondot okozzon.a mai viszonyok között mindenkinek a hasznára válik, ha kicsit a vérébe áramlik az angol nyelv is.Tehát amire válaszoltatok, annak pont az ellenkezőjét gondolom, nem kell szigorúnak lenni egymással,ez itt halál komolyan nem a való világ, ez egy szórakozási felület, amin játsszhatsz a képességeiddel.
(ezért szeretném ilyen szinten.
huh.. ez hosszú lett
nap múlv ,KILLMAX!!!
(ezért szeretném ilyen szinten.
huh.. ez hosszú lett
nap múlv ,KILLMAX!!!
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Sell/Trade / Wtt very special stones
« on: April 09, 2016, 05:48:09 pm »
I have special stones with which i have attacked them every admin once in this game.I would like to trade it with a +1 sytche.I am open to other offers.
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General Discussion / In the memory of our good friend Pretty_Hobo
« on: April 09, 2016, 04:13:38 pm »
According to the recent intel i have received from the high court of the Sad_Hobo clan,one of the masters of this game has left this world.He died on a business trip,after this unfortunate event his brother contacted with friends and that's how this thread is opened.He was a really nice person in the game,one of the best fun ones,I will really miss him and i know u will too.This community requires persons like her.
In this thread i want all of you to tell how do you remember her,what did u think about her.Together we lament her and remember her.
In this thread i want all of you to tell how do you remember her,what did u think about her.Together we lament her and remember her.
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EU (Official) / Ban Killmax
« on: April 09, 2016, 03:10:00 pm »
1. Name of your character involved :Killmax
2. Name of offending character(s) : Killmax
3. Time and server : In the close future
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story : Also what happened before and after : I will kill cassi as soon as that bitchs enters the fucking game so you better ban me now because soon i will kill him.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did : this stupid fuckin owl put this pic http://i.imgur.com/cEGzS5c.jpg and my unintentional attack to ban me for 3 days.I couldn't played this game 3 days for no reason,i wasn't even guilty.But now i will ''creamy discharge'' her damn body.I will pull her vaginal cyst and put pillow inside to mitigate the sound of fucking to not bother her pretty owl ears.Dat bitch is getting too much,i am tellin' you all big ass admins.Although i didn't do smt intentionally in my last ban.I will slice her and pound her to death till her face turns into peanut butter.
6.Multiple screenshots:Not screenshots but u will see cum shots.
2. Name of offending character(s) : Killmax
3. Time and server : In the close future
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story : Also what happened before and after : I will kill cassi as soon as that bitchs enters the fucking game so you better ban me now because soon i will kill him.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did : this stupid fuckin owl put this pic http://i.imgur.com/cEGzS5c.jpg and my unintentional attack to ban me for 3 days.I couldn't played this game 3 days for no reason,i wasn't even guilty.But now i will ''creamy discharge'' her damn body.I will pull her vaginal cyst and put pillow inside to mitigate the sound of fucking to not bother her pretty owl ears.Dat bitch is getting too much,i am tellin' you all big ass admins.Although i didn't do smt intentionally in my last ban.I will slice her and pound her to death till her face turns into peanut butter.
6.Multiple screenshots:Not screenshots but u will see cum shots.
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Русскоязычный форум / бубном ???
« on: April 09, 2016, 02:26:40 pm »
бубном, кото бубном, который нужно сотворить, чтобы играть своим персом послео сотворить, чтобы играть своим персом после оторый бном, которы чтобы играть своим пер чтобы играть своим via торы чтоторы что м, которы чтобы играть своим пер чтоб м, которы чтобы играть своим пер 1923 лео сотворить, чтоб играть своим пер 23 Nisan играть своим пер лео сотворить, чтобы играть своим персом лео сотворить, чтобы играть своим персом лео сотворить, чтобы играть своим персом kutlu olsun. лео сотворить, чтобы играть своим персом
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Realism Discussion / How hotshotmy old friendgy devs didn't think about this
« on: April 09, 2016, 01:46:17 pm »
Yo mai this is jama.Why the fck ppl didn't make heavy weapons bigger and light weapons thin.To make it more realistic i think devs should try to balance the weapons weight with the reality in their next game.