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General Discussion / Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.

« on: April 29, 2013, 08:43:58 am »

Of course this was the first thread I clicked on.

Yes, of course this was the first thread that you would read. As a pillar of the community, it is your responsibility to assist in upholding the general welfare.

I thank you for your quick reply, and trust that you will exhibit an equal share of diligence by agreeing to testify in the coming hearings.

Best,

Johammeth.

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General Discussion / Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.

« on: April 29, 2013, 08:24:45 am »

WHEREAS Two Handed Spam (henceforth "Windshield Wiper") is the only viable way to play the game

AND

WHEREAS Successful Windshield Wipering entails rapid, erratic, hand movements,

AND

WHEREAS Such motion (Windshield Wipering) is a direct cause of arthritis.

THEREFORE

WE THE UNDERSIGNED DEMAND MONETARY COMPENSATION FROM TALEWORLDS on the grounds that the only way to play this competitive game with any degree of success is to Windshield Wipe, thereby causing permanent degenerative damage to the wrist.

SIGNED,

Johammeth.