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Beginner's Help and Guides / Re: Solid Builds

« on: March 05, 2019, 02:55:27 am »

this game has changed a lot and I can't find a solid 1h/shield build - I don't typically use the huscarl's round since it's too slow. My fav sword is the elite scimitar but also enjoy blunt/pierce/good stabby 1h's. thanks for any advice on builds.

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General Discussion / Re: Reminder: cRPG NA Group

« on: January 10, 2016, 10:05:20 pm »

I dont get it

NA Admin been spamming original Crpg NA group multiple times a day, causing people to quit the group. He created his own group last week and advertised it here. I'm not saying he's trying to sabotage the original group in order to promote his own group, that he owns, but you are free to draw whatever conclusions you want.

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General Discussion / Reminder: cRPG NA Group

« on: January 10, 2016, 10:00:09 pm »

Hey everyone, TugBoat here!

Recently I saw a thread pop up where one of our NA admins who thinks too highly of himself created a new cRPG group for some reason. We already have one with twice as many members.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/cRPGNorthAmerica

Unfortunately, this same admin who thinks too highly of himself is a moderator of this group as well, but he did agree to quit spamming the group repeatedly.

OH and here's a picture of said NA Moderator/new cRPG group owner, James!

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

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General Discussion / Re: Free Heirlooms?

« on: October 26, 2014, 05:43:47 pm »

Maybe it's just for people who didn't have a lot of looms before?

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Faction Halls / Re: |KUTT| Now Hiring -- Apply Within [NA]

« on: September 16, 2014, 04:27:14 pm »

Forgive me Xeen Senpai, for I wrote you this rap:


HIT PLAY:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icxdL0zvid8[/youtube]  (Imbedding not working da fuq)


Yo my name is TugBOAT and I beat my meat
But I always look both ways when I cross the street
I know this guy Xeen
His edges are clean
and he likes to eat donuts from fuckin' Krispy Kreme

and he'll body ya'
empty his jarids til there's no blood left inside of ya'
and he'll murder you
erase your name til no one's ever heard of you

if he's on a plated charger you're as good as dead
you've got no soul if your hair is red
Cuz he floats like a butterfly stings like a bee
"All them other throwers wanna be like me

So get up out my face cuz I don't wanna see ya'
Imma buzz up in your spot like onomatopoeia"
Throwing spears so fast he make everybody look slow
but I'm droppin rhymes faster than Edgar Allen Poe

Knights Union of the Tundra
When I was rude to Xeen it was a blunda
So let me back in my heart is torn asunder
If you don't let me back in my ship's goin under

and I don't want none unless you got puns hun
and I think imma eat a honey bun
Imma keep on spendin til all my fuckin money's done
Imma keep on rappin til all my fuckin honey's gone

Naw forreal though Xeen you're the fuckin greatest
and you know it's the truth when I fuckin' say this
because when I say sorry it's never a lie
and I'm starting to feel sentimental so I'm about to cry

Back in the day we used to have fun together
Beatin up noobs and making fun of Tretter
now we've grow so far apart
so now I think it's time for a new start

so Imma bend over and let you do me
so I'm offerin up my butt virginity
So go ahead Xeen if that's what you wanna do
cuz I just wanna say that I miss you boo

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Faction Halls / Re: |KUTT| Now Hiring -- Apply Within [NA]

« on: September 16, 2014, 02:19:16 am »

TugBOAT wanders home to the Tundra Territories after a long, hard fought battle. He had been away for some time after a personal disagreement with Führer Xeen, but he had returned.

They had been through much together, TugBOAT, and those KUTT boys. Everywhere that little tugboat tugged, people would always ask him about KUTT.

"KUTT? The fuck you askin me for? I ain't in that clan!" TugBOAT would proclaim loudly, before exclaiming, "Fuck that douchebag Xeen!" which brought about universal agreement from most with whom he spoke. Almost all of them, all, but one: Tanken.

TugBOAT grew misty eyed as he spied his old friend upon the horizon. The friend who brought him to the Tundra to begin with. TugBOAT fell.

"Rise, my son." Tanken said. "Return to the tundra where you belong."

"But I can't! Xeen and I.. he just.. he's too mean.. and I was too mean back.." TugBOAT replied.

"No," Tanken said simply, "You're wrong about him. Sure, he can be a bit grumpy at times. Sure, a bit bossy. But he means well, and deep down, deep, deep, deep, down. I know that Xeen will take you back."

TugBOAT grew misty eyed, "Really? You think.. you think things have changed?"

"Oh, they've changed. Times are much brighter now. The old Führer.. well.. he's gone and changed things in the Tundra. We're more of an oligarchy now. It's much more peaceful."

TugBOAT's bright baby blue eyes sparked with delight, "Oh, Tanken, it's so wonderful! It's as if all my dreams have come true!"

TugBOAT frolicked happily towards the KUTT fortress. Standing outside, however, was Führer Xeen. "Mein Führer?! I heard that.. I had heard..."

"SILENCE!" proclaimed Führer Xeen in response to TugBOAT's humble return. The same TugBOAT who had fought, and bled, and cried, and even... laughed... with the heartless man who now shouted, "YOU ARE TO BE EXECUTED!"

TugBOAT shouted back, "YOU BREATHE CUM TO LIVE!" and ran away as fast as his little engine could take him... where? Who knows. TugBOAT had no where else to go, and would probably rust away in a ship yard somewhere. RIP.

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NA (Official) / Re: Ban Candee_of_HoT

« on: January 18, 2014, 05:16:06 am »

at 12:53PM CST approximately Candee of HoT teamkilled me in NA_7 during defend the virgin.

He team wounded me on purpose on round 2 and I called him bad. He got mad and started following me around spamming at me saying things like "THINK IM BAD NOW" to which I responded by saying yes.

Then he team wounded me 3x in a row with his war cleaver, 3rd hit killed me. As I lay dead in the dirt, he said "THINK IM BAD NOW"? again

SkoT_Judas, Silver_crow were in server. Plumbo was also in there but they were bro coding so I doubt he'd corroborate the story

 Name of your character involved    TugBOAT
2. Name of offending character(s)    Candee_of_HoT
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible - 12:53PM CST on Jan. 4
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.          He team wounded me on purpose on round 2 and I called him bad. He got mad and started following me around spamming at me saying things like "THINK IM BAD NOW" to which I responded by saying yes.

Then he team wounded me 3x in a row with his war cleaver, 3rd hit killed me. As I lay dead in the dirt, he said "THINK IM BAD NOW"? again

SkoT_Judas, Silver_crow were in server. Plumbo was also in there but they were bro coding so I doubt he'd corroborate the story
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.   Nerd rage
6. Multiple Screenshots   N/A
7. Names of players that can witness what happened.  SkoT_Judas, Silver_crow, Plumbo

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NA (Official) / Ban Candee_of_HoT

« on: January 04, 2014, 07:56:51 pm »

at 12:53PM CST approximately Candee of HoT teamkilled me in NA_7 during defend the virgin.

He team wounded me on purpose on round 2 and I called him bad. He got mad and started following me around spamming at me saying things like "THINK IM BAD NOW" to which I responded by saying yes.

Then he team wounded me 3x in a row with his war cleaver, 3rd hit killed me. As I lay dead in the dirt, he said "THINK IM BAD NOW"? again

SkoT_Judas, Silver_crow were in server. Plumbo was also in there but they were bro coding so I doubt he'd corroborate the story

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General Discussion / Re: After New Years Karaoke Hosted by HoC

« on: January 03, 2014, 02:57:51 am »

Tanken come to my house BB you can watch TV and we'll take turns participating in the ancient art of KARAOKE

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General Discussion / Re: [Applications] Item balancers

« on: January 03, 2014, 12:31:54 am »

I have played gens as 1h+shield, 2hander, polearm, cav and archer to success (minus cav. I suck at cav). I have strong opinions about certain 1handed weapons both in favor of buffing some and nerfing some aspects of others. I dunno if you need any extra 1h help but I'd be happy to give my thoughts on that.

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General Discussion / Re: After New Years Karaoke Hosted by HoC

« on: January 03, 2014, 12:20:02 am »

I want to smoke some ganja and sing "No Lie" by 2Chainz ft. Drake


I BE SMOKIN' ON DAT GAS, MY LIFE COULD BE ON CINEMAX

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General Discussion / Re: Ho ho ho! Merrrrrry Christmas you fucking nerds!

« on: December 26, 2013, 08:49:58 pm »

I think Life should receive a bonus for picking 69.

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General Discussion / Re: Ho ho ho! Merrrrrry Christmas you fucking nerds!

« on: December 25, 2013, 12:51:14 am »

34 bitch

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General Discussion / Re: MOTF at first round

« on: December 23, 2013, 04:50:48 am »

Tis a great idea but the positioning needs to be fixed ASAP

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Sell/Trade / Re: <<TugShop, King of Shoppes>> ((RARE +3's INSIDE!!))

« on: December 21, 2013, 09:55:03 pm »

bamp