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NA (Official) / ban duckie for intentionally tking

« on: November 07, 2018, 03:09:15 am »

BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. McMauly_Culkin
2. Duckie
3. It was a while back
4. He tked me on purpose in a rage and just recently admitted to it again.
5. He was having a laugh and feeling privileged because you didn't do your job and ban him last time
6. https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Moy50luKdrNztmXJo5BdhMQSCkdTRmQD https://drive.google.com/open?id=1k4sZuWujX43IeZ_6pO9OwqfDMaaMSqd4
7. Was just me and Duckie on

NA (Official) / ban duckie for brocoding

« on: October 13, 2018, 05:32:50 am »

Duckie has a brocode with Mob, he said so in chat. He brocodes a HA for fucksakes lol.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/15eWP1BkzQ7E9yC_3PSa0T4lSQ9KqF8A5/view?usp=sharing

NA (Official) / ban ducky

« on: October 12, 2018, 04:16:48 am »

He went on some rage rant and then ran me over with his horse and tked me. Additionally, I'd like to add that he's a shit player that noone wants to play with.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A66BJcSbdy0z6ZyiyK68ajwnxQfHFH8X/view?usp=sharing

General Discussion / Rules of Conduct

« on: October 12, 2018, 02:54:33 am »

This is a shit community but how bout you gotta use light armor and no range or horse when its less than 15 to 20 people. I like riding ponys too but it's shit for building a server

Suggestions Corner / secondary mode for throwing daggers

« on: January 26, 2014, 03:52:18 am »

A secondary mode for throwing daggers makes a lot of sense and would be a lot of fun. How can we make this happen?

Diplomacy / The Labor Day Massacre

« on: September 02, 2013, 06:23:56 am »

Not long after Mathews Army stubbornly threw themselves upon the lance of Lord Lurk another army of nerds, this one lead by head nerd Peppo, rode over the hills dividing the steppes from the plains and attacked.

Not wanting to dent their lordly sarranid armor or bend their masterwork battleforks Chestaclese army instead chose to suit up in the blood tattered rags and unused arms left over from Mathews men.

And what a glorious fight it was! Chestaclese rode down friends and foes alike, Lamk did his own thing because no one could understand his ridiculous accent, Smithy stayed in the siege tower drinking away his life proving himself useless once again, and Peppovich made some remark about donkeys while his army was ravaged around him.

Marching once more to Malyrug Castle, every man in Chestaclese army claimed three horses with the exception of Smithy who was made to care for the donkeys.

Diplomacy / Attacked again is Raven's neutral area?

« on: September 01, 2013, 08:51:38 pm »

I can understand once but again? Could I please get some assistance from my Raven friends

Diplomacy / Chestaclese "battles" Lord Mathews

« on: September 01, 2013, 07:36:26 pm »

A nameless penciled neck nerd entered Chestaclese tent where he and a number of friends sat around his war table playing a game of gin rummy.

“Lord Chestaclese,” he shouted. “ Mathews army is on the move, the battle is upon us.”

Chestaclese peered his eyes away from his cards to show a frown that began to spread itself along his jaw. “Surely there is time for one last round.”

Sauce dealt the cards one last time and before he was finished another limp wristed nerd entered the tent.

“Lord Chestaclese,” he shouted. “The battle is over, we’ve won!”

Chestaclese peered his eyes away from his cards once more to show a frown that began to spread itself along his jaw. “gin.”

Diplomacy / The Great Donkey Heist

« on: August 21, 2013, 07:05:30 pm »

Occitan Afrodoza walked into the barn around seven in the morning to get to work training more exotic donkeys and dropped to his knees at the sight of every stall empty, every exotic trained donkey gone. Lifting his head to ask the gods why, he saw a note held to the wall above him with a pitch fork:

“Thanks for the Donkeys

Fuck bitches, get money

your bestest friend

Chestaclese”

Strategus General Discussion / Down voting Brontosaurus

« on: July 05, 2013, 07:09:04 pm »

Ws able to downvote Brontosauraus' last thousand post in a few spare minutes cause all he does is spam his own clan thread. GG.

Diplomacy / Another gutless battle time initiated by TKoV

« on: January 22, 2013, 07:49:51 am »

How about a battle we can all comfortably fight in? Enough of this late night shit.

Diplomacy / The Kutt Agreement

« on: January 21, 2013, 05:50:26 am »

By signing this agreement you agree the one and only meaningful event to come out of this strat was stomping the life out of the Kutt clan and that all other wars were either completely one sided, failed because of shotty game mechanics, or involved some irrelevant clan like Hero Party or Birdclan.

In a little over a week the once mighty kingdom of Kutt was conquered, with many thanks to their allies Hospitaller. Lets not forget they lost two cities and two castles in the span of like four days and in every battle never had a ratio close to 1 to 1.