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Diplomacy / The Might of Acre

« on: April 10, 2018, 10:31:52 am »

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*the third siege attempt for Narra commences, Reinhardt takes his son James to the panic room*
Reinhardt: (believing the battle is lost) Shh. Calm, my sweet.
James: They're still fighting.
Reinhardt: No one's going to hurt you. I'll tell you a story. You know the one about the Christians and her crusaders; they lived in the holy land.
James: Jerusalem.
Reinhardt: Yes, my love. In Jerusalem lived a Christian and her crusaders. She loved them very much, but there were other things that lived in the holy lands. Evil things.
James: Like what?
Reinhardt: Like Muslims.
James: Muslims aren't evil. They only worship a different god.
Reinhardt: And Jews. They could hear them crying in the night, and the crusaders were frightened. The Christian said, you are a crusader, my son. You mustn't be afraid, for one day all the beasts will bow to you. You will be king. All the Muslims will bow, all the Jews will bow, the goats in the north and the shekels of the south, all the birds in the sky and the beasts in the sea. They will all come to you, little crusader, to rest a crown upon your head. And the crusader said, will I be strong and fierce like my father? Yes, said the Christian. You will be strong and fierce, just like your father.
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(takes out a bottle of poison) I will keep you safe, my love. (brings the poison to James's lips) I promise you.
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(seconds before James drinks the poison, Acre soldiers burst into the throne room, along with Snicklez and COS_Narmin)
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Father! (drops the poison)
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Snicklez: The battle is over; We have won!

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Diplomacy / The Surrender of Acre

« on: October 30, 2014, 09:59:33 pm »

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"Jay wants to pick on Acre under the orders of Snicklez. We will take our shitty gear and ram it down this kids throat." - James, The Mad Cuz Bad

Now I'm not sure, but if you guys haven't been watching Doc McStuffins recently then you've missed the episode that has described Jame's case; it's a rare but very serious down syndrome called "MadCuzBadism". Their is a multitude of reasons that can cause this type of syndrome, one of the most common reasons is from excessive "Spinning to Winning", or failing to block basic incoming attacks; which James has demonstrated both perfectly. The only real way to try and solve this syndrome is to uninstall windows, and go outside; but let's get back to this "diplomacy."

Me and my good pal JayJrod have been ravaging the Acre territory for a week now, and we went into this attack thinking that we would find a good time; but all we've gotten are tears from those that are within' the Acre ranks. I'm not quite sure why they are taking these fights to heart, since we're just here since it's the end of Strat; but apparently they have been personally insulting me and Jay. I mean I can completely understand why they are mad, I mean shit I'd be mad too if two people, one in which in completely new to Start (This is my first season of strat), and the other who's some whore who's just famous for his name and swordplay (Kinda like Kim Kardashian) were kicking my ass in Start when I have a very large clan with a multiple amount of people who have been around for sometime. Me and Jay are very reasonable people though, so we will accept your surrender, BUT we have some terms. First we want you to take the Kindergartner you have within your ranks; Volkwin, and throw him off the top of Curaw, then me and Jay would like a formal apology from Queen James. If these terms are not met by sundown I will personally kill Voren then come for Curaw myself!