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Diplomacy / SAXTONS 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
« on: June 26, 2017, 03:00:44 am »
HEY FRIEDNS

Just felt like taking this time out of my very important and busy day to tell you all that tomorrow is my 5 year cRPG anniversary, and that you should all dedicate your time playing to me, your glorious cunt co-player.
 

Is this a shitpost you ask? Who knows, fuck you James I know your reading this <3

Also, uh, the gobblinmy old friend guy that I see sometimes on a destrier (not as good as my Mary), hi, your pretty cool.

Voester, your a nerd, stop using 1h shield u nerd its 2017 nobody dies to that shit anymore

Tanken, your name confuses me

Asheram your a fucking retard, just die

Blizz i like u

Kale is a bundle of sticks, like 4 real

I have actual nudes of kolee hit me up if you want them (not lying i got that sweet ass azn face as my wallpaper)

Dupre, who the fuk are u srsly? R u one of them skinny fucks? someone clarify

Horns who r u? Somhow a dev? The fuck?

Uther suck my cock for not letting me in to ur gay ass closed clan today

Kesh if ur still alive, fuk u

Uh, what else for u fucks

Bale o hay hope u got herpes

Noodles cant tell if u like me or hate me either way suck my cock u my old friendit

if anyone sees knightmare tell him hes a huge tool

Albus i think ur a pretty cool guy

if ur not on this list ur not important/im too drunk to remember you. Basically its my 5th year getting cancer from u retards so read this longass post and try to not think im a retard, mkkay?

edit 1: Canary has been on my friends list for 5 years and ive hit him up max 3 times, coolest guy, but apparently everyone hates him, so fuck him too

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Diplomacy / I'd like to be the 52598523th to say...
« on: April 26, 2016, 09:32:43 pm »
Mod es dead, finally, ITS OVER

Enjoy your lives fegs, this probs isnt my last dumb retarded shitpost.


oh, and in order for this to not be removed:

Chaos declares war on literally everyone, WE ARE STRONK BE AWARE

cept for Kesh, we won't attack him, hes 2 cute 4 us


First person to downvote gets 2mil gold and 2 MW's

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Diplomacy / CHAOS RISES AGAIN
« on: April 16, 2016, 05:55:25 pm »
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Hi i'm Saxton, and i'm starting Chaos again cuz fuck strat, nothing to do...uh...downvoting KESH, that will be our main goal i guess, dont fuckin come near us to trade n shit or ill keel you...DARUVIAN and KESH are the only ones allowed in


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The Aspiration to Chaos
FUCK EVERYONE, FUCK THE WHOLE ENTIRE MAP OF STRATEGUS, WE ARE RECLUSE MOTHERFUCKERS, AND WE WILL STAY THIS WAY

Order Within Chaos
WHAT THE FUCK? ORDER IN CHAOS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEFINITION OF CHAOS? DUHHHHH CANARY U DIPSHIT

- The Affiliates -
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- Our claims -

Nova Uxkhal, New Yaragar...any one of those shitty other fiefs besides these u can have idgaf, just be nice enuf to tell me first assholes

THIS IS SLIGHTLY A JOKE BUT SLIGHTLY NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY UNDER PEEEENALTY OF DEATH

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cRPG Technical problems / Banners are useless
« on: April 10, 2016, 05:46:38 am »
So I guess since the launcher is buggerd, buying banners is useless.

Chaos recently lost their banner...bought a new one...can't upload, so we are stuck with a black dude sucking on a candy cane...usually this would be acceptable, but its not christmas!

This is probably the 50000th thread on this, but i'm too lazy to find the others.

...in conclusion....any fixes on the way? is anyone even even qualified to fix the launcher that isn't working on M:BG?

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Spam / Why the GOBBLINKING is unoriginal and should quit
« on: March 17, 2016, 10:10:26 pm »
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> Are you fucking kidding me Daruvian?
> You are so shit you have to steal a shitty cartoons name?
> Watched it, wasent even good
> You stole shitty show's name
> Let's rewind to 2013 and rethink this decision m8
> Let's rewind to your birth and shove you back in there

> Skrew gobblins
> Go Chaos
>> We don't exist
>>>That's what we want you to think

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NA (Official) / biceps racism
« on: March 15, 2016, 06:50:03 am »
1. Name of your character involved: Saxton
2. Name of offending character(s): biceps
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: NA_cRPG_1 @ 0130 15MAR2016
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after: General racist rant about me. Quite uncalled for.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did: Broke cRPG rules reguarding racism / insulting rules.
6. Screenshots: http://imgur.com/YkwLEpO
7. Names of players that can witness what happened: Knight_Chumley_of_Acre

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Sell/Trade / Requesting a +3 Bow!
« on: January 12, 2014, 07:45:54 pm »
Will trade my +3 Destrier (and a small-medium portion of gold) for a bow (preferrably a Rus Bow, Long Bow)

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Sell/Trade / +3 Bastard Sword for +3 BSS, LS
« on: January 10, 2014, 10:31:14 pm »
Will trade +3 Bastard Sword for either a +3 LS (w/ 40k) or a +3 HBS (w/ 30k)

Gold can vary :)

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Prepare your castles you nerd's because I'm going to ram you so hard you wont be able to walk for days

Any faction to disagree with my tatics gets added to the list


Factions to die:
Dracul
FCC
Raven
Semenwierdos
Hounds of Chipotle

Low priority noob factions:

Steel Axis - Added 6/3
The Goat Priests - Added 6/4
Risen apparently steel axis- Added 6/4

If you already didn't figure this out I'm going to attack all of you. Possibly at the same time. Suprise.

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Sell/Trade / Selling +3 HBS and Champ. Destrier
« on: May 01, 2013, 01:02:58 am »
 :D

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Sell/Trade / Deleted
« on: April 20, 2013, 08:33:25 pm »
Deleted

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Sell/Trade / Saxton's Goodies
« on: April 05, 2013, 04:12:42 am »
Trading/selling +3 Champion Destrier

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Speed: 44
Body Armor: 29
Hit Points: 135
Manuever: 44
Charge: 22
Required riding: 5
Upkeep: 1,646 gold



Message me offers/trades!
Accepting any types of weapons/armors/horses!
Interested in Longswords/Heavy Bastard/Bastard sword (Can adjust offer for Longswords)

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Sell/Trade / +2 Arabian Cavalry Sword
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:16:11 am »
+2 Arabian Cav sword for trade/sale!
I'm willing to trade for any type of 1h/2h/cav/shield/polearm or plain gold
PM me for trades!


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