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General Discussion / Have you met a cRPG'r irl?
« on: April 03, 2019, 05:31:31 am »
For some they're working towards the 10 year mark and others have gone from their early 20's into the late...
Some are just getting started ~ so

My question is have you met one another outside of your keyboardwariornism - shared a beer, hugged it out for all the griefing/knifed them irl?

I've met:
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General Discussion / M33p
« on: August 23, 2018, 08:06:08 am »
Probably going to give out 1 - 6 looms this weekend.

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General Discussion / 4/19 Bicycle Day DONKEY RACE EXTRAVAGANZAPALOOZA
« on: April 19, 2018, 03:28:10 pm »
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NA8 or NA3 we'll sort that out.

ALSO @ EU Folks, let me know what you'd like to see:
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That is all.

See you there.

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Events & Tournaments / 4/19 Bicycle day and 4/20 Tourney - blaze it, day tripper
« on: April 07, 2018, 05:34:58 am »
Okay frans - I'll be throwing together a tournament here in the next few days. This will be an opportunity for you all to poll what it will be (i sory EU)

4/19 - Gold prizes - I'm thinking donkey races if someone has a good map.

4/20 4 Loom 3mil gold event - voting will be in regards to 1v1 - 2v2 - 3v3 - 5v5

I'll create brackets and follow up as needed, so lemme know.

Sorry EU, you're welcome but dates will likely be subject to our timezone unless someone wants to match me.

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General Discussion / Meanwhile in NA...
« on: December 20, 2017, 11:53:51 pm »
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Diplomacy / And the estuary of Dorquba fell...
« on: March 05, 2016, 02:40:28 am »
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Shortly after the conquest of Dorquba by Mercs
"AND this land will prosper! We will encourage the trade and benefits of all else! Rise up!" Knightmare shouts to the crowd as his General Zullu stands next to him regaled from conquest.
A man staggers as he approaches the pulpit where he hears crowds roaring in approval of the mans declartions...

"It was only a matter of time till the walls that separated two worlds of thinking would finally come down..." Fuji shakes his head as blood drips from his clothing

Fuji begins to remember the estuary of the Dorquba pass... A beautiful lush river outlet, where salt water and fresh water eventually collided in a bliss of aesthetics and plant life of all forms.

As the old-dirty and tired man continues to approach he begins to see a flag of green, of twin Hounds reaching to its perimeters... He looks down, clutching as if struck. A banner all too familiar.

"I understand, my lord... I was fool to think otherwise." Fuji, begins to clasp at his amulet... As it warms in his grasp a burning flame begins to take hold of his body.

"THE COMMUNITY WILL FLOURISH IN OUR GUIDANCE! Stand tall my friends for we shall prosper!" Knightmare shouts as the crowd roars in applause

Fuji's arms begin to raise as Champion Leogus-Mericus approaches from dust storm of red haze now approaching Dorquba.

"Kill them... To the last... Let all who stand with them perish, let them know if your beliefs are so strong, where are your people, where are your armies... BRING them against us and we will show them why KHORNE is the mightiest god of all."

As Fuji falls to the ground... Gasping at the silty mist filling his lungs his flesh burns as a light pierces the eyes of the crowd gathering around the victors...

As the light fades a new man, clad in red armor stands before the crowd.

"I am Jaren... And it seems you have trespassed on Khornes lands... Prepare for war"

A red cloud begins to hang over the estuary of Dorquba as the clamor of the crow begins to fade... The marching of feet approaching rings louder in the ears of the populace inside...

"I will give Silver to the men that prove themselves worthy of Khornes blessings, Merricus will also bestow 100k Gold to the top 5 performers"

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" JAREN SHOUTS ENRAGED

TL;DR: Jaren (my main) will now lead the Berserkers of Khorne on their conquest of the desert. Goblins, since these foes have troubled you in the past. How bout it?

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Diplomacy / A message to King Bryggan
« on: February 27, 2016, 04:57:37 pm »
Bryggan, you got my foot off to the wrong side to start this day.

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It is a dark night in the hills of the North
An old man slowly paces up to a fire as a host of the 13k rests from a war waged with the Horde

The 13k armed men begin to shift, unaware the man was even approaching

"Halt!" shouts the archer, Kitsu... Arrow knocked towards the old mans head.

-The old man chuckle-gurgles and a red froth billows from the corner of his mouth... There's blood all over him patched in different hues of red on his ragged clothes with a Golden 'X' like symbol dragging from his hip-

"I see the burning hate I've had for Hospitallers in you."
The old man continues to stagger forward towards the fire.
 "Similar to what others experience with Kesh and now Daruvian and Sanderson."

-The old man sniffs at the air, as if this dry arid night had suddenly shifted... now standing next to the fire... His golden-red symbol now glowing in the fire with the face of demon screaming in rage protruding its tongue in a forked split-

-He points to Bryggan despite no introduction-

"I remember you, perhaps... You no longer remember me." the old man begins to sit... Blood seeping from his clothing.

With an almost puzzled look on his face the old man explains... "I am Fuji, or at least that's what I am told to be known as... I know these lands for many ages. Lives of another... Unfamiliar and blood-soaked."

"I have weathered the last stand Strategus ERA's (3) where no bonds of factional politics stood long enough to stagger the opposing foes... I have marched with an Empire fit to conquer the map only to defend it's core values and see a schism wide enough to drown out the powers of a clan (4). I have sat... Lusting for war... Blood... Death. On my own... On others... Only to have our faction pushed back and quit... Returning to their homes or joining other causes(5)"

With each sentence the old man begins to seem less withered... Less bent... Now standing and almost shouting as blood tremors from his clothing.

"And you dare reproach my agenda because I do what my GOD KHORNE DEMANDS!"

-He exhales as blood streams from his eyes, mouth and ears-

"I've come here because your words to me privately will be left unspoken. I've made no declarations and the notion that one mans presence changes your poise is unsettling."

He stares Bryggan in the eye.

"I offer you gold for your blood."
-smearing the blood across his face-
"If threats are your only offer; I will bring you war."
He turns. Looking back.
"Blood for the Blood God."

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Diplomacy / {H}ello
« on: January 30, 2016, 02:26:44 am »
I'll make this quick and easy.

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You've sealed your fate, Pars. Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne.
Praise Khorne.

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Spam / Pretty sure we bought a blank Banner on auction...
« on: January 24, 2016, 04:16:38 pm »
Whoever set the new banner on MB to the Imperial Inquisition, you're great, I want to buy you booze. We can be friends.
Or I just got really high for my wake and bake this morning, either way. That was funny to see for all my Khorne madness.

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Diplomacy / Blood for the Blood God
« on: January 20, 2016, 02:46:03 pm »
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Greetings.

I am Fuji, priest of my Lord Khorne, God of hate, rage, violence, and bloodshed.
For years I have spent serving one liege or another, only to see Empires crumble before my eyes.
I've lost faith in flesh and mortal words. Now I only hear the call of war, for Khorne.

I have arrived in the desert for one purpose.
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These desolate lands have seen the full fury of NA's wrath... Thousands dead and little gained.
A land so soaked in blood... it has drawn me to it.

Khorne has but one calling... Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for his Skull Throne.
Heed your calling of war... Release your bonds to fight in the Hordes of Khorne.

Your tributes of death for Khorne will find you riches amongst my Berserkers and I only ask that you lift an axe to strike down ANY enemy, friend or foe... For Khorne.
Failure to announce your presence by forum or steam in my lands may result in ceaseless raiding.
Please, while fighting for me relinquish your chadzian name, and take up the mantle as a Berserker_of_Khorne
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We kill for Khorne!

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General Off Topic / Today I learned...
« on: November 23, 2015, 09:25:58 pm »
I can't use SHIT-Ler as one word on the forums, and that's okay.

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General Discussion / [Catapult Tournament] -You bet your sweet bippy-
« on: November 09, 2015, 11:37:46 pm »
I'm going to throw this out there again to see if it can gain some traction with an Event manager or two.  8-)

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Catapult War
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Have two teams of 4 or 5

Teams must first construct a single Catapult-

Once Catapult is completed Team may send all but 1 member into the field to engage enemies Catapult.

Catapults will be supplied with unlimited material

Catapults may target any combatants, however, the objective is to destroy the other teams Catapult.
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Victory Conditions
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Opposite teams Catapult Destroyed.
Opposite team members killed as well as Catapult.
Opposite team killed before completion of Catapult.

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General Off Topic / Holy dumb fack
« on: November 05, 2015, 11:00:38 pm »
Finally get my new ISP yesterday after a month of disconnecting every 2mins... Get home from work go to boot my pc and my power supply shorts and blows a capacitor... God damn it!

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NA (Official) / Banned? Que?
« on: October 03, 2015, 03:04:08 am »
Hey, I was banned and there's no thread nor reason. I didn't tk or anything in game.
Dafuq?
Admin abuse is real.

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Diplomacy / A moist damp wet breeze almost like a soaked paper towel brushes your hairy tits
« on: November 15, 2014, 09:05:39 am »
Hark...

I have been left with a sizable staple from my expeditions in the KbW cock-topia.
I hold no ill will towards my brothers, but from this day. I will hunt heads by my own accord honoring my sacred pact with the Blood God Khorne.

Come, wash your weary bodies in the wastes. Bleed for Khorne, and submit your skulls for the Skull Throne. :twisted:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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