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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: bensai on March 17, 2019, 05:31:35 pm

Title: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: bensai on March 17, 2019, 05:31:35 pm
RING THE BELLS, BUTCHER YOUR BEST PIG




A TRULY AMERICAN WEDDING BETWEEN A MALE PRINCESS AND A FEMALE KING





The birds are already being sent across Calradia. The Virgin King, Big Dog Cassander of Acre, accepted the most illustrious of marriage offers from Princess Assington of Frisia, because in 2019 America, the strong and fierce woman does the proposing.

A royal marriage fit for the anal's of history is soon to take place, and a strong alliance between the Frisians and Crusader Kingdom of Acre, colloquially called "The Holy Tigers" shall be forged for the first time in history after some recent tensions.

Arys of Fisdnar, once the most renowned of all Holy Men, who was stripped of his holy cloth after defiling some 80 year old nuns, has not only been reinstated to his position of Pious Power, but has also been appointed as the Chaplain of this wedding ceremony, and as the designated driver for the bachelorette party. The date and location of which shall be announced soon, but be prepared to wear your finest attire and attend the ceremony on NA8.

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All sons and daughters of America, and our close -friends- from across the Atlantic, are invited to attend.

Despite the hostility between EU and NA, this is a happy day for everyone, there is nothing to fear, my EU friends and NA rivals.

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Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Yeldur on March 17, 2019, 05:41:45 pm
truly wondrous occasion
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Post by: Reinhardt on March 17, 2019, 05:42:31 pm
Wow this is a high quality post. Three cheers for the new holy union!
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: bensai on March 17, 2019, 05:49:49 pm
Quote from: Reinhardt on March 17, 2019, 05:42:31 pm
Wow this is a high quality post. Three cheers for the new holy union!

ur cool with me and ur daughter/king right? like no hard feelings ?
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Reinhardt on March 17, 2019, 05:52:44 pm
Quote from: bensai on March 17, 2019, 05:49:49 pm
ur cool with me and ur daughter/king right? like no hard feelings ?

It's current year, I totally trust a woman to make a responsible, educated decision for the long-term health of a kingdom spanning every strategus.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 17, 2019, 05:56:21 pm
What a beautiful and glorious ceremony this will be. It keeps my magic at bay.
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Post by: fetus on March 17, 2019, 07:44:15 pm
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Novamere on March 17, 2019, 08:49:00 pm
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Thanks fuckers, I will be objecting!
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: bensai on March 17, 2019, 09:06:29 pm
Quote from: Novamere on March 17, 2019, 08:49:00 pm
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Thanks fuckers, I will be objecting!

it was the best part of the post tho
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Nickleback on March 17, 2019, 09:08:47 pm
Tell the butler to set a room,your excellence sir Yuhmaz 'll be there.Can't miss such an elegant holy unification of two pure souls.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: chesterotab on March 17, 2019, 10:08:41 pm
If only your gay father, Big Uncle Ruckus, was still alive to hand you away to the lucky groom. He will be watching his baby girl from the big meme fields in the sky with tears of love and joy in his eyes.
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Post by: Sharpe on March 17, 2019, 10:36:21 pm
Grats
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Post by: gallonigher on March 17, 2019, 11:37:15 pm
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Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Jayjrod on March 18, 2019, 12:29:20 am
Quality stuff. Congratulations you two! =)
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Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 18, 2019, 12:35:11 am
Can't wait, so proud of you two :')
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: bensai on March 18, 2019, 12:43:09 am
thanks for all the well-wishes friends!!! ive been told hes a handsome king!!
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Post by: mcdeath on March 18, 2019, 02:22:10 am
Not sure about how I look in that pic... might delete later xD
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Post by: njames89 on March 18, 2019, 03:32:24 am
omg I am so proud of you guys

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Post by: Jona on March 18, 2019, 03:49:15 pm
Dang Arys really cleans up quite nicely.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: bensai on March 19, 2019, 05:02:27 pm
WEDDING POSTPONED PROBABLY INDEFINITELY


ASSINGTONS BROTHER RANDO THE REBEL COULDNT STAND ASSINGTONS MARRIAGE TO A RELATIVE OF JAMES THE MUTER AND DECIDED TO BREAK THE FRAGILE PEACE

After some thought, assington wanted to take counsel with his comrades, but that's not what leaders do.

Rando wears the Frisian Blue and Marches with the NAxit Flag. Frisia stands with its own!11





on a side note, i still want to host a meme wedding event just to spice things up, so keep posted. I was talking with some other event people and we plan on doing some quick FT3's and jousts with maybe a title and some lps thrown in
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Jona on March 19, 2019, 05:22:36 pm
Quote from: bensai on March 19, 2019, 05:02:27 pm
on a side note, i still want to host a meme wedding event just to spice things up, so keep posted. I was talking with some other event people and we plan on doing some quick FT3's and jousts with maybe a title and some lps thrown in

The person to crossbow the most unsuspecting guests should get the title Wedding Crasher.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Asheram on March 19, 2019, 07:43:53 pm
Quote from: Jona on March 19, 2019, 05:22:36 pm
The person to crossbow the most unsuspecting guests should get the title Wedding Crasher.
Did you say a red wedding?
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Nickleback on March 19, 2019, 07:53:28 pm
Rando is conservative,traditional person he objected gay marriage.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 19, 2019, 08:51:10 pm
Rando Bobando the Fun Times Ender
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: bensai on March 19, 2019, 08:56:56 pm
have no fear arys, there will still be a fun wedding event for sure. mayb i will marry an EU instead and in this long rivalry
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: Sharpe on March 19, 2019, 09:30:29 pm
Quote from: bensai on March 19, 2019, 08:56:56 pm
have no fear arys, there will still be a fun wedding event for sure. mayb i will marry an EU instead and in this long rivalry

As resident Wedding Planner I need to know. Find some cutie plz.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT: NA ROYAL WEDDING
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 20, 2019, 06:37:07 am
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