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Title: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on August 30, 2018, 02:28:31 am
Hello!I'm a small town potato in a big crpg world.I Set out from new Chaeza saying goodbye to my family and friends  into this new and mysterious land called crpgwood.Many bad things have happened to me through out this journey but i still hold out strong.Right now im working at crpgbucks as a barrista but i am trying very hard to make it.I live in a studio apartment with many other like me.Potatos with a dream.People like Duckie,raggy and hedge just to name a few.Life has been very hard on them but we do not despair.One day i will become a crpg star like so many.That's why i believe i am special.Im going to make it and i believe with all my heart.Thus i must go into the world and try my best.Which is why i must get the most experience from the already established players by interviewing them.

If you are a crpg star please contact me and i will arrange a interview.


I am fine with using discord or teamspeak.

The questions will include things like strategus aswell

List of People to Interview

-N1Ps
-James
-Tiny Glancer
-Archibot
-Sitvek
-Zeus
-Tamra
-Cassander
-UwU
-Morningstar
-Davic
-Cajun
-Assington
-suggarbiggums
-DrBees
-ChesterOtab
-Miley
-allers
-salad fork
-Selka
-Asheram
-Viscount
-Prof
-Arys
-Rando
-Kadeth
-Tristan
-elder_luker
-elderly_woman
-Swedish Chef
-Arrowaine
-Albus
-Tenno
-Scumlord Ephemeral
-Thryn
-Schoi
-Dabirds
-Pistachio
-Knightmare
-Gallonigher
-Kale
-Haramir
-Hospitaller_King_Itchy
-Miserable_old_Bastard
-Hancock
-Lemon
-Bryggan
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Kadeth on August 30, 2018, 02:52:43 am
legendairy
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Drunken_sailor on August 30, 2018, 02:53:45 am
All interviews will be conducted at this location

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Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Asheram on August 30, 2018, 03:14:32 am
Wow Yuhmaz hasn't showed up yet?
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: bensai on August 30, 2018, 03:23:57 am
wow was honored to be on the list because i AM relevant and DEFINITELY a crpg star, but then i saw people who r despiacable and not crpg stars on the list so now im doubting my own relevance and importance
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on August 30, 2018, 03:27:43 am
some of them might not be crpg stars but got on the list because i saw them on crpg tv when i was a child
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on August 30, 2018, 03:31:05 am
Good luck little potato.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on August 30, 2018, 04:16:56 am
i just interviewed hancock it was very interesting to get the point of view of a master archer
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Leatherbelt on August 30, 2018, 04:20:05 am
tfw not a crpg star
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Post by: Zeus_ on August 30, 2018, 04:21:19 am
look at me go, the only HoC to make the list, what an honor
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Jarl_Onurb on August 30, 2018, 06:48:17 am
im glad im not on that list tbh, that means im still not as autistic as all of you and i got a 32 out of 50
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Nickleback on August 30, 2018, 10:23:23 am
Wut is this ,asheram i am not on the list because me and uther are not star we are supermassive black holes that eat stars.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: BlackPanda on August 31, 2018, 06:17:18 pm
wheres OJ on this list poo
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Rando on August 31, 2018, 07:10:21 pm
Yeah I could give you a few stories. You need a true oldf*g to get the old juicy kesh stuff though - one night I happened to be in discord with Arowaine while he was LOADED, and he literally recited the entire history of his faction's conception, the strategus surrounding it, and the proto-factions leading up to it. If you got an interview with him you should consider yourself lucky, but prepare to be patient.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: xxkaliboyx on August 31, 2018, 07:25:14 pm
Reach out to BoneSaw for the history of HoC. He is very guarded against outsiders, but drink a couple beers with him and he might be incline for an interview.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Rando on August 31, 2018, 07:34:58 pm
Quote from: xxkaliboyx on August 31, 2018, 07:25:14 pm
Reach out to BoneSaw for the history of HoC. He is very guarded against outsiders, but drink a couple beers with him and he might be incline for an interview.

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I thought James was the Alpha Boomer of cRPG until I saw this in the HoC discord. Jesus fucking Christ.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Yeldur on August 31, 2018, 11:37:34 pm
I'm too famous for this list.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Nickleback on September 01, 2018, 05:31:13 pm
So u only did an interview with hen COCK
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on September 01, 2018, 05:52:16 pm
yeah so far ive only interviewed hancock on the list.I tried interviewing more but they didnt bite
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Nickleback on September 01, 2018, 05:57:27 pm
Come interview me and i will explain half of the retards on your list,so you willl lose less time
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on September 01, 2018, 06:02:13 pm
ok join the crpg discord and go in the general voice channel
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Nickleback on September 01, 2018, 06:06:54 pm
Later im outside now
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on September 01, 2018, 07:43:29 pm
i just interviewed Pistachio and it was very eye opening.I learned alot about the bad side of the movie business





* i interviewed schoi aswell and got a sneak peek at his new movie.It was very interesting to get the insight of such a talented and vocal crpg star



* i just had a suprise interview with ex star pablo ( who had a downturn recently due to medias bashing on him) he instilled in me the experience to realise that to get by in this doggy dog world i must gather connections
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Rando on September 03, 2018, 12:37:43 pm
I've had 30 cans of natty ice in a night before. That's in the night though, getting drunk. Could you imagine just downing 48 cans of coors light throughout the day? Good lord, imagine the gut on the man
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 03, 2018, 09:45:48 pm
How can you not have Jake, winner of Strat 4 on your list?
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Seadle on September 05, 2018, 08:58:27 pm
not being on the list

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Post by: traxits on September 06, 2018, 10:16:53 pm
i still don't know if this is a meme or not
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Bryggan on September 11, 2018, 04:39:51 pm
Can't wait for the Albus interview since he's had a very interesting strat career.  In fact, when he was a noob, he got mistakenly attacked by LCO which led to the creation of one of the greatest and most storied empires ever seen in strat (which is beautifully illustrated in my signature).
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: njames89 on September 11, 2018, 07:24:17 pm
I still intend to give my interview just been super busy  :(
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: gallonigher on September 11, 2018, 08:59:35 pm
At first I thought I didn't make the list but then I saw my name at the bottom...

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Post by: elvis1325 on September 11, 2018, 09:37:43 pm
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Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on September 13, 2018, 01:44:08 am
sry i havent been doing interviews  lately. my bf and i bought  a new house in new tebandra and i we were unpacking for a few days.

I've been meaning to interview more people but i couldn't get around to it.Everything is looking up right now,unlike a few weeks ago.It was so frustrating;i thought i was finally gonna make it; i'd thought i would  never have to work at crpgbucks with those bitchy customers again,always demanding free refills on their looms coffee.

Anyway we we're so excited when hedge told us we all got a role in a upcoming prom movie.Everyone was so happy during the days days leading up to the production.Little did we know how bad things would turn out to be.

On the big day we all walked in there all confident strutting our bodies.Unbeknowst to us,the production set wasn't where they said it would be.We we're walking around all confused trying to find the place until some greasy fat guy pointed us into his van.We we're all tossed up in there like sardines in a pizza smelling can.We must've drove a long way  because i swear i saw us passing by Emirin Row.Some of the new players even started bashing on our window asking how to get weapons.I kept telling them USE THE FUCKING WEBSITE but they still kept coming.


At long last we reached this real shady looking apartment.The whole building reeked of cat piss.We went up the stairs and some of the tenants kept staring at us saying (mmm des frites).We finally reached the 7th floor and entered the apartment.There was a crude looking camera and some furniture.The bald guy started pointing us to the couch.

At this point i was fuming.I couldn't believe this was happening.It was like the world was playing a huge joke on me.The fat old guy who up to this moment hadn't muttered a single a single word,started speaking.I think he was having a stroke or something but he was speaking in french.He started telling us ENLÈVE TES VETEMENTS TABARNAQUE and became more and more heated because we couldn't understand him at the time.

It wasn't until he grabbed duckie that i really exploded.I couldn't take it anymore.Everything that happened to me hurled me into a rage.It was his fault i hadn't become a crpg star yet,that i had to be a slave serving other crpg stars.I didn't leave my home town of new chaeza with big dreams for things to end up like this.I started hitting him with my handbag and everyone joined in.

He was screaming for us to stop,saying CALISSE ESTI ARRETE.Everyone circled around him and hit him continously for a straight 5 minutes. And that was that.I can't remember what happened after because it was all a blur,but i remember going back to my house because i had work the next day.

sry for making such a long rant this is my blog after all.


Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Nickleback on September 13, 2018, 08:18:39 am
What the heck are you talkin about,no one enters these forums sober anymore dammit.U crazy bitch what wrong substance did your body processed to write this retard.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Novamere on September 13, 2018, 10:58:02 pm
Quote from: pooo on September 13, 2018, 01:44:08 am
my bf and i

U R GAY?
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Bryggan on September 14, 2018, 04:48:44 am
Quote from: Novamere on September 13, 2018, 10:58:02 pm
U R GAY?
He plays cRPG... anyone with a non-anime girlfriend can't play full time.  Meanwhile, the gay guys are taking turns giving each other head during battles.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Bryggan on September 15, 2018, 11:49:33 pm
Okay, I tried play it cool... but I'm not on the list.  WTF?  Even though strat was kinda dead when I made my empire, it was the first empire which defeated kingdoms and had them surrender and join.  It was the biggest empire ever in Strat history, even though I will admit participation was low, but still every battle was hard fought... ok, 1/3 was a gank, 1/3 was ganked, but 1/3 was even rosters.  And 20 vs 20 is just as hard as 50 vs 50.

Sorry for bringing this up, but it was my one glorious moment... you've seen me fight, nothing to be proud about there.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on September 18, 2018, 03:35:10 am
Bryggan,wait a minute your voice sounds familiar,like i used to know you.Its oddly soothing.Its like im having déja vu.No im sure i remember  you from somewhere, i just can't grasp it.I can see warm memories forming.Im in a car,dads driving.Im in the backseat.Im dozing off.I could see  the New Chaeza country side in the window.Radio's playing a comfy song.Wait i remember the lirycs to the song now.



Almost Heaven, New Chaeza,

Potato ridge Mountain,Potatodoah river

Life is old there, older than the Potato
Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze

Country Potato, take me home
To the place I belong

New Chaeza, Potato mama
Take me home, countrY Potato

All my Potatos gather round her
Potato  lady, stranger to blue water
Brown and round, painted on the sky
Misty taste of vodka, teardrop in my eye
Country Potato, take me home
To the place I belong
New Chaeza, Potato mama
Take me home, country Potato

etc etc

OMG i cant believe it.I can't believe i forgot about you.you we're such a big influence on mychildhood.I have all your songs.Legendary Briggan Denver, the country chadz singer that won the heart of the crpg world.

you are definitely my favourite crpg star.PLEASE GIVE ME UR AUtOGRAPH ItLL MEAN tHE WORLD to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Arjay on September 18, 2018, 03:48:49 pm
I would be more impressed if you could get REAL legends like SaulCanner or Huey Newton.  Pretty funny tho.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Bryggan on September 23, 2018, 03:09:05 am
Quote from: pooo on September 18, 2018, 03:35:10 am

OMG i cant believe it.I can't believe i forgot about you.you we're such a big influence on mychildhood.I have all your songs.Legendary Briggan Denver, the country chadz singer that won the heart of the crpg world.

you are definitely my favourite crpg star.PLEASE GIVE ME UR AUtOGRAPH ItLL MEAN tHE WORLD to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ah, so you do remember me!!!! And I thought the new generation didn't care about the classics.  Hey, maybe you remember this one:

John Denver – Leaving On A Jet Plane
Bryggan - Leading Some Potatoes

All my gear is bought
I'm ready to fight
I'm siegeing here first thing tonight
I guess I'll check the roster one more time
But the game has started, the fight's at hand
The mercs are waiting for my command
But we're just building one more c-site

So hold here and wait for that
Just need some more c-mats
Then we'll storm the castle wall in a group
But I'm leeeeeading some potatoes
Don't know what they are trying to do
Oh Poo, Where did you go?   

There's so many times you got knocked down
So many times you fucked around
I tell you now, you don't help a thing
Every time you go, you fuck right up
Every tick I have, you give them up
But when I attack, you never do a thing

So hold here don't be a jerk
Just need a few more mercs
Then we'll storm the castle in group
But I'm leeeeading some potatoes
Don't know what they are trying to do
Oh Poo, Where did you go?

Now the time has come to form the group up
One more time, please don't fuck this up
Then join the ranks and we'll be on our way
Stick with us and we'll be strong
And you won't have to fight alone
It's bloody time I shouldn't have to say

Oh, hold here we got the wall
We'll wait for the rest of y'all
Hold here so our buds can get up too
But I'm leeeeeading some potatoes
Don't know what they are trying to do
Oh Poo, Where did you go?

But I'm leeeeeading some potatoes
Don't know what they are trying to do
Oh Poo, Where did you go?

That one is very popular with your allies.

And, of course, I'm happy to give my signature to a true fan:
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Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: njames89 on September 24, 2018, 12:58:08 pm
Holy shit. Legendary mate.

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Well have to get another cRPG karaoke night together to record the audio.
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: pooo on September 24, 2018, 02:23:47 pm
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Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Reinhardt on September 25, 2018, 12:41:55 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd-WZsNEU2c

@Poo
Title: Re: Crpg Interviews
Post by: Asheram on September 25, 2018, 12:42:07 am
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