From left to right, Sitvek, Shadowmysty, Rando, Tristan, Kadeth?, Kaletristan did a terrible job of making us but you did a great job. put up stones
tristan did a terrible job of making us but you did a great job. put up stones
You can drop the next group photo, and I think i did a great job and so did Sitvek so don't bully me
Thats the last straw im rebelling and declaring war on you, you racist.
Thats the last straw im rebelling and declaring war on you, you racist.
From left to right, Sitvek, Shadowmysty, Rando, Tristan, Kadeth?, Kale
Plz don't hate on tristan's picture you guys. He worked really hard on it and i think it looks super duper good!
I stayed behind to defend the homeland, so it's more like:
definitely rando and elvandin on the left, kale and desire?? on the right, sitvek on the far left, although i'm surprised by the absence of ufoinsky ?? tristan pls confirm
I havent played this game in a month pretty AFK
Anytime someone makes a battle I cannot make it cause I have IRL shit going on and cant be playing this game anytime later than 5pm any night
Tristan you post on the forum and act cool and think you are someone when your a non factor and have been for 5 years in this game
True facts im 5'10 irl I dont know where you and rando and MOB came up with the idea im a 5'2 manlet irl but its kinda funny in a way I guess, but true story you are a fucking freckled ginger irl bro you will prolly always be a virgin and have no soul So I guess talk shit and be funny on forums in a 6 year old mod for some old ass game cause that is all a pale skinned freckled ginger can get for happiness these days.(click to show/hide)
This non factor just successfully took your city and wiped your army while losing barely 2k ticks (you lost close to 5,000). I guess I'd pretend to not care as well if I got blown the fuck out so thoroughly that half my faction deserted to form their own little one man factions. Why don't go in Acre teamspeak again to scream at people for signing against you?
Its really hilarious to see you make this "elite" faction of all the try hard players that no one really likes, and then ALWAYS lose every battle. To top it off, it still cracks me up how ass blasted you get when things don't go your way.
Here is a run down on how embarrassingly this "war" went for Knightmare:
1. He attacks AFK EU fiefs. We get the fief owners to sign us. Knightmare loses every battle and 3k shiny
2. He gets mad so he comes north to attack Weeb Village. He loses 1200 troops compared to our 491. We retaliate and attack Jayek. Loses are 700 for his "faction" to our 332. This causes Damatacus to apparently sperg rage at multiple people over steam and quit the game for 2 weeks.
3. Me, Ufo, Rando, Elvandin, and Sitvek jauntily stroll our way to Jelkala and cap it in 2 tries because you can't properly manage a city. Loses are 3,275 for you to our 1943.
4. You try and just run up to the city thinking we will let you attack it. We hit you in the field and cap your army, you losing 1500 shiny to our 335.
The Clans loses: 9231 shiny ticks, their dignity, a city, and respect of many players
Triumvirate of the River Sint loses: 3101, 15 clicks on the strategus map, a minimum amount of effort
Since I know everyone in your faction is KD whores, that means we just racked up a fat 2.9:1 kd/r on you LOL. Also, yes I count capped troops as kills. You lose them, therefore they are loses and we eliminated them from the field of play. They don't matter for player stats but faction v faction stats its important
But yeah, go ahead and "roast" me about my looks. I'm confident in my body and my penis, which is why I'm not too much of a pussy to drop a face pic (unlike you LOL).(click to show/hide)
Also do you have pics of tristan? Need evidence of claims, for research purposes.
check the post yourself IRL thread, its around page 15-22He should just post it here so we can match up the pics and give me a good laugh
Lets not forget the great story of your crazy mentally ill mother calling Schois mother IRL cause he texted your sister or did your mom show up at his work or something irl like come on bro you showed your face around here still after something like that happened LOL??? How about you tell the story so I dont have :D to
I posted it on the forums like 3 years ago lmao. Why don't you use the search function? Is this supposed to be embarrassing to me? I openly posted that shit myself. Your insults are literally worse than my 8 year old cousins. Just be a man for once in your life and admit you got trashed so bad you don't even have an argument to save yourself.
LOL thank you for making my day, Honestly I got a great laugh and I could care less what happens on strat I haven't played in over a month and cant make any of the battles it sucks :cry: I cant manage any of my shit so im just giving it away at this point but it was fun going at you for a little bit on the forums considering all you have to deal with IRL
Whats wrong abour pale skin and being gingerSouth Park made an episode about it like 13 years ago so its the epitome of insult and comedy
Knightmare, if you keep disparaging PONC (People Of No Color) I'm going to have to issue a formal report through the forums.
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Also do you have pics of tristan? Need evidence of claims, for research purposes.
this is like heskey & switch vs bruttus all over again but this time tristan is heskey and knightmare is bruttus
i am LIVING for it
True facts im 5'10 irl I dont know where you and rando and MOB came up with the idea im a 5'2 manlet irl but its kinda funny in a way I guess
hey guys i've been really depressed lately for real... i just need to vent to ANYONE because i feel like i cant talk to my irl friends and family wihtout seeming... weird?... or edgy??? well it all started when i realized people never EVER make fun of me on the internet EVER... i just dont get it? everyone gets roasted about their irl attributes and im just LEFT OUT... fucking left OUT man... is it because i never reveal anything about myself online or what?????? I DONT GET IT.
FINE
im 6'1" (and a half) im really attractive i have blue eyes and a sharp eyebrows with a strong nose and chin and defined cheekbones. ive never met a HOT bitch i couldnt seduce in mere seconds. and ive never played a sport i didnt excel at. i thought high school was the best time of my life until i got to college then i realized just how fucking good i am at everything i ever do.(click to show/hide)
but wait actually please dont make fun of me or else i will get upset somewhere down the road..,, maybe a few months from now or something
Its really hilarious to see you make this "elite" faction of all the try hard players that no one really likesyikes dude that hurts
Since I know everyone in your faction is KD whores
also prepare to get Unriya'ed