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Title: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 03, 2014, 04:46:01 pm
Our rampage is at an end
Thank you Cooperation for your castle, troops, and gear
Thank you DRO for your castle and troops
Thank you MB for giving us TWO castles and letting us reset production points of 5 of your villages
MB you can now safely go back to trading simulator for 3 more months with the 6K+ troops LCO gave you
Thank you LCO for being so passive-aggressive and doing absolutely nothing entire strat (hospies not included in that)
Good Luck Strategus - you're going to need it.
-Signed The Barbarians
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: CALAMARI on October 03, 2014, 05:01:26 pm
If you want to survive out here you gotta know where your towel is
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Oreo on October 03, 2014, 06:21:03 pm
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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Balikar on October 03, 2014, 06:24:51 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 03, 2014, 04:46:01 pm
Our rampage is at an end
Thank you Cooperation for your castle, troops, and gear
Thank you DRO for your castle and troops
Thank you MB for giving us TWO castles and letting us reset production points of 5 of your villages
MB you can now safely go back to trading simulator for 3 more months with the 6K+ troops LCO gave you
Thank you LCO for being so passive-aggressive and doing absolutely nothing entire strat (hospies not included in that)
Good Luck Strategus - you're going to need it.
-Signed The Barbarians

There's two more months.  Just see it through. 
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Snicky on October 03, 2014, 06:26:54 pm
Thank Obama...  Also remember what they say Kesh, "If it smells like trout get out."
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Taser on October 03, 2014, 07:28:06 pm
RIP barbarian horde.

Twas a good rampage. MB might not been happy about the war overall but it definitely brought some life into strat for a while.

Tasa Clan will do what it can to bring another battle or two to strat before it ends in dec.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Oreo on October 03, 2014, 10:29:54 pm
I found it fun, I just wish you nerds would stop acting like you don't play strat the same way.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Balikar on October 03, 2014, 10:56:51 pm
Quote from: Balikar on October 03, 2014, 06:24:51 pm
There's two more months.  Just see it through.

You seriously down vote everything of mine, don't you Kesh? 
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 03, 2014, 11:01:02 pm
Quote from: Taser on October 03, 2014, 07:28:06 pm
Twas a good rampage. MB might not been happy about the war overall but it definitely brought some life into strat for a while.

Why wouldn't we be happy with how it went? We kicked ass in the actual battles. Yeah, we lost a few villages, but we're getting them back. We had fun, but obviously someone didn't (cry threads, etc).
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 03, 2014, 11:03:32 pm
Quote from: Oreo on October 03, 2014, 10:29:54 pm
I found it fun, I just wish you nerds would stop acting like you don't play strat the same way.

You mean never attacking anyone for 9 months straight.  Trading only that entire time just to put together armies with plate armor that would never have gotten used except if someone attacked you?

testi - thanks for the castles - you can keep the villages we reset the pp so your trading simulator wont run as easily as the first 9 months of not fighting anyone made it.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: njames89 on October 03, 2014, 11:05:28 pm
Kesh you're a joke bud. Fucking sad that someone could read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and still be such a cunt. Good riddance and go fuck yourself
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 03, 2014, 11:54:20 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 03, 2014, 11:03:32 pm
testi - thanks for the castles - you can keep the villages we reset the pp so your trading simulator wont run as easily as the first 9 months of not fighting anyone made it.

Oooohhhh! He reset our PP! What ever shall we do?

Dude, you take this shit way too seriously. I mean, we get it, you're emotionally invested into this game mode, but you take it so personal. From the conspiracy night-time settings threads to blaming Aldo for the shrinking of the mod's population. It's sad... Just play the game.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 04, 2014, 12:55:19 am
Oh my sweet, overweight Buddha. It's been awhile since I've read a good drama thread. AND THIS ONE IS JUST STARTING! I've been having withdrawals from you twerps.

I'm so excited!!!!

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: dreadnok on October 04, 2014, 12:56:44 am
You guys were fucking trash. I really thought youguys were gonnabe so tough to beat. Its almost the same dissappointment my girlfriend feels when she first saw my wang
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 04, 2014, 01:10:16 am
Quote from: njames89 on October 03, 2014, 11:05:28 pm
Kesh you're a joke bud. Fucking sad that someone could read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and still be such a cunt. Good riddance and go fuck yourself

Thanks for showing how much your rage and your repeated raging in tses during battles against us has added to the amusement of the community.  :P :wink:  Your greatest (and only) contribution to this mod.  You typify how ugly this community has become once all the decent people left - makes it so much more pleasant knowing we wont be giving people like you any more battles to bitch and complain about instead of enjoying as we also head out.

Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Taser on October 04, 2014, 01:12:46 am
Quote from: Testicleez on October 03, 2014, 11:01:02 pm
Why wouldn't we be happy with how it went? We kicked ass in the actual battles. Yeah, we lost a few villages, but we're getting them back. We had fun, but obviously someone didn't (cry threads, etc).

Nah just seemed like MB didn't want to be in the war. Twas fun in the battles (aside from mass longspears.. fuck long polearms in formation)
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Goretooth on October 04, 2014, 01:15:24 am
Quote from: Keshian on October 03, 2014, 04:46:01 pm
I lost a few battles so i quit. I said i wasn't playing this strat so it doesn't matter.
7 man faction, outnumber, mega alliance, time setting, chadz,lack of intel, obama, i lost and cried.
-Signed kesh
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: naduril on October 04, 2014, 01:45:31 am
Quote from: Keshian on October 04, 2014, 01:10:16 am
You typify how ugly this community has become once all the decent people left - makes it so much more pleasant knowing we wont be giving people like you any more battles to bitch and complain about instead of enjoying as we also head out.
Don't worry, the ugliest beast in this community is you. I hope you would leave once and for all from cRPG and hope it is now.
No luck, just STFU from Strat, nub.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 04, 2014, 01:58:28 am
Quote from: Taser on October 04, 2014, 01:12:46 am
Nah just seemed like MB didn't want to be in the war. Twas fun in the battles (aside from mass longspears.. fuck long polearms in formation)

I don't know how the rest of KbW felt, but I made several posts saying how I was glad we were getting attacked by Squids/AI Barbarian. I know Aldo felt the same way. We just haven't been proactive enough, regarding a full-out assault, so 'getting' attacked was a good thing. I'm positive we'll be able to return the favor in these next 2 months. Might not be battle after battle every night, but we'll make something happen. The odd part was how they attacked the hell out of us & cried when they couldn't get the job done (not Squids, they were fairly cool about it)... Like it was our fault they attacked us with poor strategy? But as I said before, as you make your bed, so you must lie in it.

But ye, them Pikes... Game changers. Was a good decision to loom those.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: StonedSteel on October 04, 2014, 02:17:53 am
Welp thats it then, strat 5 is over.

who else is going to create battles? no one. even if they do, they will be pre planned stress free xp battles. not a bad thing, just not what people who grew up playing risk and squad leader and panzer general are interested in.

where did it all go wrong? idk man i really dont. we can all blame the economy of this strat, but honestly, "fcc" didnt just face a lack of quality gear this strat, they faced a lack of quality opponents.

from Hos having mutual respect, even to the point where captured land was given back to them so they could rebuild and keep fighting, to LL congratulating their opponents on how well they defeated them, the overall atmosphere of strat 4 was much better.

when fcc vs cc ended, sandy wrote something like "the objective of war is to make your opponent regret his decision, and fcc did just that." something like that, the point is that both sides had at least one person respectfully saying GG and moving on to the next battle ( which i believe was daruvian taking on HoC's last stronghold, a hard but epic fight )

when i read that, i thought "this community and this game are gonna be around for ever" i even donated 30 bucks to crpg , thats HOW GOOD STRAT 4 WAS.


in the end, it wasnt the economy, kesh\wes cant do it all, this strat was ultimately ruined by a *lack of quality opponents, and dutchy, daru, sandy, relit, hos\hoc etc etc, their absence has made this strat extreamly boring.

sadly na turned into the same no win scenario as eu has, the only difference is in eu, THEY WIPE YOU OUT!...and in NA? they STARVE you out.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Taser on October 04, 2014, 02:41:17 am
Quote from: Testicleez on October 04, 2014, 01:58:28 am
I don't know how the rest of KbW felt, but I made several posts saying how I was glad we were getting attacked by Squids/AI Barbarian. I know Aldo felt the same way. We just haven't been proactive enough, regarding a full-out assault, so 'getting' attacked was a good thing. I'm positive we'll be able to return the favor in these next 2 months. Might not be battle after battle every night, but we'll make something happen. The odd part was how they attacked the hell out of us & cried when they couldn't get the job done (not Squids, they were fairly cool about it)... Like it was our fault they attacked us with poor strategy? But as I said before, as you make your bed, so you must lie in it.

But ye, them Pikes... Game changers. Was a good decision to loom those.

Aldo seemed a bit frustrated during parts of the war. He definitely didn't want the war.. but he beared it.. I suppose.

I was a bit disappointed tho ... I wanted you guys to be on the offensive more.. Course that would cut into dota 2 time amirite?

Huehue.

But it was fun regardless even as interest waned as the war went on. I do think that the barbarian horde did very well vs MB. It was never a war they could win. Too many fiefs.. too much troops.. etc. But it was about xp and fun. And it was. Some battles vs MB were rage inducing (dem pikes) and some were lolfests (dem peasant castle defenses).

Just don't let it slack off eh? Or do then give me Serindiar.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: StonedSteel on October 04, 2014, 04:57:59 am


Strategus General Discussion / Re: We complain about not having good fights
« on: February 27, 2014, 08:22:33 pm »


"k...ive read all this shit, i have friends in every camp so im not biased for one bundle of sticks over another...but honestly...this strat is gonna be gayer then aids

maybe if the faction actually had enough active members to make full rosters out of their OWN players, sadly NA has a whooping pop of 100 fucking people, so clan alliances are bound to happens. And no i dont agree just cuz its a war game there SHOULD be alliances...pfff imo it would be a lot better war game if clans were out for themselves trying to prove which was the best clan at war.

And by that i mean which was the best AT WARFARE...sadly this war game has some bad mechanics that make afk traders with powerful friends seem like conquerors

Imo...Kesh is right, hate me if u will i dont fucking care, its the honest truth.

Months from now when small independent factions are still struggling along, the super-alliances will easily have a shit ton more resources as ever village they attack right now is a guaranteed win, since no one will sign against them, whereas the independents have people actually trying to keep them from gaining a fief thus more power

In the end, very few fights will prob go down, the supers wont fight against eachother....so there is nothing to stop them from taking over the map.... lol taking over the map to do what? the independents with maybe a village or two and small resources...they wont stand a chance attacking , they wont stand a chance defending

They wont have the gear, they wont have the resources, and even if they did, they dont have the rosters, PLUS, since their enemies are all allied, they wont have much of a break is someone attacks them...vs a mega alliance where even if u are attacked, another part of your grand alliance comes to ur aid and takes the weight of ur back.


and then when all the inde's are wiped, and the only ones left are the super alliance...pff they will prob just quit, saying they won the game and moved on....pffff u dont win shit when there is no chance of losing anything lol




i said it looked like strat 5 would be a joke...let me rephrase

shamefully disgusting and fucking disgraceful...war game my ass, tis more like a popularity contest"


when ur right ur right
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Chosen1 on October 04, 2014, 05:00:28 am
Quote from: dreadnok on October 04, 2014, 12:56:44 am
You guys were fucking trash. I really thought youguys were gonnabe so tough to beat. Its almost the same dissappointment my girlfriend feels when she first saw my wang

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Artyem on October 04, 2014, 09:11:08 am
Quote from: StonedSteel on October 04, 2014, 02:17:53 am
in the end, it wasnt the economy, kesh\wes cant do it all, this strat was ultimately ruined by a *lack of quality opponents, and dutchy, daru, sandy, relit, hos\hoc etc etc, their absence has made this strat extreamly boring.

Strategus 5 was not ruined by the people playing, but by the people not playing it.

I can't blame these people, for some it was the general venomous attitude of this community and for others it was the general tedium and lack of interest.  Strategus 4 was highly entertaining and very interesting because the "politics" were dynamic and there were many different personalities clashing.  Strategus 5 is just the result and continuation of the bitter grudge match that was the end of strat 4, and the goal of the game changed from "play the game and achieve ____" to "lazily shit post and argue on the forums about who won the special olympics"

This is why so many of the big names from last strat no longer play, it's just not interesting anymore.  Too many grudges and too many small factions joining large factions because bloc A is better than bloc B.

R.I.P Old Man Relit
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: arowaine on October 04, 2014, 09:21:13 am
How to reck Fcc 2.0, do nothing except , keep a sound track with ''kill fcc scum bag'' heueheuheueh thanks for all the anti fcc supporter who assist the lcoh, Our mentality of passive agressive tactic bring us to our goal!!! I am proud of you TRUE AMERICAN!!!

Thanks to Astralis,Acre,Keyboard warrior,Buisness crew(except canary :P),My lovely frisia gay knight,Chevalier,Hospitaller,Occitan

Thanks to the Uif for all the money troop you gave us many thanks to drz and grey order best eu clan :)

Those name should stay in memories for being legendary at Crpg, Goretooth,Bonsai,Inglorious,Sanderson,Sittingbull,Luk,Aldo,James,Nebun(best russian),Gayder(Ander),Ascalon,Duc_Volpe,Papasmurf,Mcasssssssssshole,king itchy,Talltre,Husby,Devilize,Rohy,Palatrolololol,Panda,Dan,Daruvian,Mrpink,Apollo,Riran and many others.....Also Kesh,Baleohay,Matey(best pirate),Witchraft(awesome drawing),Wesleyrus(unfaithful canadian),Holiday(fucking s key herro) and a few others.

Best strat, strat 5 cause nobody gave a fuck :) mod is death!
PS: USA USA USA USA USA
PS: LONGUE VIE AU QUÉBEC !!!!

For ever and ever Rip HUEY Cavaliere in my heart!
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Jeade on October 04, 2014, 11:46:44 am
Quote from: Keshian on October 04, 2014, 01:10:16 am
Thanks for showing how much your rage and your repeated raging in tses during battles against us has added to the amusement of the community.  :P :wink:  Your greatest (and only) contribution to this mod.  You typify how ugly this community has become once all the decent people left - makes it so much more pleasant knowing we wont be giving people like you any more battles to bitch and complain about instead of enjoying as we also head out.

Is there a school or something I can attend to learn how to be as passive aggressive as you?

I don't think it works that way- you can't start with a passive aggressive post against a whole bunch of people and then get upset when they call you on your shit.
You've typified how ugly the community has become by starting your OP with a passive aggressive resolve against roughly half the dwindling community over video game politics.
You lost, and that's okay. And let me be clear that I'm not coming from some holier-than-thou position here.
However, if cRPG really is a popularity contest and you were out-merc'd, well, consider that.

In true Liberal socialist fashion, I'd much rather we not dehumanize each other in goddamn game and enjoy the mod while it lasts instead of throwing bitchfits on the forums.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 04, 2014, 01:02:53 pm
Quote from: arowaine on October 04, 2014, 09:21:13 am
How to reck Fcc 2.0, do nothing except , keep a sound track with ''kill fcc scum bag'' heueheuheueh thanks for all the anti fcc supporter who assist the lcoh, Our mentality of passive agressive tactic bring us to our goal!!! I am proud of you TRUE AMERICAN!!!

Thanks to Astralis,Acre,Keyboard warrior,Buisness crew(except canary :P),My lovely frisia gay knight,Chevalier,Hospitaller,Occitan

Thanks to the Uif for all the money troop you gave us many thanks to drz and grey order best eu clan :)

Those name should stay in memories for being legendary at Crpg, Goretooth,Bonsai,Inglorious,Sanderson,Sittingbull,Luk,Aldo,James,Nebun(best russian),Gayder(Ander),Ascalon,Duc_Volpe,Papasmurf,Mcasssssssssshole,king itchy,Talltre,Husby,Devilize,Rohy,Palatrolololol,Panda,Dan,Daruvian,Mrpink,Apollo,Riran and many others.....Also Kesh,Baleohay,Matey(best pirate),Witchraft(awesome drawing),Wesleyrus(unfaithful canadian),Holiday(fucking s key herro) and a few others.

Best strat, strat 5 cause nobody gave a fuck :) mod is death!
PS: USA USA USA USA USA
PS: LONGUE VIE AU QUÉBEC !!!!

For ever and ever Rip HUEY Cavaliere in my heart!

i love you
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 04, 2014, 04:47:17 pm
Quote from: arowaine on October 04, 2014, 09:21:13 am
How to reck Fcc 2.0, do nothing except , keep a sound track with ''kill fcc scum bag'' heueheuheueh thanks for all the anti fcc supporter who assist the lcoh, Our mentality of passive agressive tactic bring us to our goal!!! I am proud of you TRUE AMERICAN!!!

Thanks to Astralis,Acre,Keyboard warrior,Buisness crew(except canary :P),My lovely frisia gay knight,Chevalier,Hospitaller,Occitan

Thanks to the Uif for all the money troop you gave us many thanks to drz and grey order best eu clan :)

Those name should stay in memories for being legendary at Crpg, Goretooth,Bonsai,Inglorious,Sanderson,Sittingbull,Luk,Aldo,James,Nebun(best russian),Gayder(Ander),Ascalon,Duc_Volpe,Papasmurf,Mcasssssssssshole,king itchy,Talltre,Husby,Devilize,Rohy,Palatrolololol,Panda,Dan,Daruvian,Mrpink,Apollo,Riran and many others.....Also Kesh,Baleohay,Matey(best pirate),Witchraft(awesome drawing),Wesleyrus(unfaithful canadian),Holiday(fucking s key herro) and a few others.

Best strat, strat 5 cause nobody gave a fuck :) mod is death!
PS: USA USA USA USA USA
PS: LONGUE VIE AU QUÉBEC !!!!

For ever and ever Rip HUEY Cavaliere in my heart!

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: njames89 on October 04, 2014, 06:17:24 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 04, 2014, 01:10:16 am
Thanks for showing how much your rage and your repeated raging in tses during battles against us has added to the amusement of the community.  :P :wink:  Your greatest (and only) contribution to this mod.  You typify how ugly this community has become once all the decent people left - makes it so much more pleasant knowing we wont be giving people like you any more battles to bitch and complain about instead of enjoying as we also head out.

haha i actually haven't read this. probably save it for a rainy day when i really need a laugh
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 04, 2014, 06:54:34 pm
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Jeade - I've been told repeatedly how you are still butthurt about being dropped from a roster in strat 4 and you yourself said it that you carry a grudge all the way through this strat as well and merc for other side every single battle because of it.  Thats what a popularity contest is like in this community then thank god I'm not in your group who carry the same grudges through to each strat and never try something new.  We actually merced against black company and acre and merced for hospitallers and GForce at various points in this strat - its called playing the game fresh.  But that becomes meaningless if majority of whats left in the community are grudge bearers who carry the past strats forward or like James who become psycho because you are mercing against him (that was the original break with acre and he may have built up and bottled up his "grievances" since then, but that was the initial cause for when he first went crazy and started spamming me on steam daily how evil I was). 

Then it becomes who can be the most passive aggressive (Occitan-chevalieres gives troops but never fights) and attack no one wins the popularity contest and gets the most mercs because they never fought anyone to cause them to merc against them.  Being popular means doing nothing and attacking no one - I don't want to play a war game that way - sorry.  Sadly many of the members of old tkov and old fcc and remnant and many of my eu friends simply don't play this game anymore - people I liked and am friends with left this ugly community with good reason.  There is simply not enough people left to fill a roster against all the clans that merc together while never attacking.  Doesnt matter who they fight on the map - if you are not part of mb, acre, astralis, black company, chevalieres, occitan, hospitallers, cooperation - the community says you are not "popular" enough to fill a roster. (Just ask poor yoshis)

Also, i know you and MB keep trying to say you won, but what exactly did you think our 7 man faction was going to do against over 60 active players getting help from 250 more players?  We knew from the onset we were not going to wipe them out, we even said it at the beginning (maybe us taking the desert so easily from them made you expect us to?).  We got far more than we expected at the beginning - 2 of their castles, got to reset pp on 5 of their villages and fuck up their lame trading game.  Our main goal was to burn through all our troops and gear in good batles with full rosters - so I guess in that sense youa re right - we lost.  But for actual strategy we succeeded far more than we expected to mostly because of the many many mistakes mb made on the strat map costing them thousands of troops and giving us 2 of their 4 castles, which they can never take back because they never attack anything but undefended villages.  But I'm sure if you, Chosen1, testicleez, mb and all your grand alliance of cronies say it often enough you'll actually maybe even convince yourselves otherwise - good luck with that.  I'm still waiting for the proof of them actually getting a castle back and not the ruined, abandoned villages.

P.S. -1 from Chosen1 in 2 seconds after posting - thank god hes back on forum patrol for hours every day - I was worried all that time he spent desperately putting together his poorly spelled newspaper might take away from it.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: cup457 on October 04, 2014, 07:07:28 pm
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how dare you say i am not not #1
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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Jack1 on October 04, 2014, 07:14:17 pm
The worst part of all these FCC vs MB battles is that I think James killed me 2x more than anybody else did. Jamesnado 2 stronk
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: njames89 on October 04, 2014, 07:52:21 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on October 04, 2014, 07:14:17 pm
The worst part of all these FCC vs MB battles is that I think James killed me 2x more than anybody else did. Jamesnado 2 stronk

We do run into each other all the time in strat battles. Must be the massive balls gravitating towards each other.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Jack1 on October 04, 2014, 07:56:29 pm
Quote from: njames89 on October 04, 2014, 07:52:21 pm
We do run into each other all the time in strat battles. Must be the massive balls gravitating towards each other.

Or maybe there is something ment to be....
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 04, 2014, 07:59:14 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on October 04, 2014, 07:14:17 pm
The worst part of all these FCC vs MB battles is that I think James killed me 2x more than anybody else did. Jamesnado 2 stronk

360 WHIRLWIND TECHNIQUE
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Goretooth on October 04, 2014, 08:46:31 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 04, 2014, 06:54:34 pm
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I want you all to attack our castles. you are a coward if you don't.
I'l fight you in the field just pick a spot and i'l show up if you want battles so much.
btw saying you are a 7 man faction every post is a little eh i think everyone knows by now and they simply don't care.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 04, 2014, 09:56:22 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 04, 2014, 06:54:34 pm
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Also, i know you and MB keep trying to say you won, but what exactly did you think our 7 man faction was going to do against over 60 active players

Where did any MB say we won? Maybe other than McDeath, lol, but he doesn't count! We didn't win, but we held off your attacks for the most part. You're the one who's been delusional about 'winning.' And if it helps you sleep at night to think we have anywhere near 60 active players (hell, even 20), then go right on ahead.... Not tryna' disturb anyone's sleep or no shit. A man need his 7 hours. Sheeit.

I've never really been active on the forum part of Strategus until this round, but what in the actual fuck, man... What is the matter with you? I'm serious. Someone help me out, what's the matter with this guy?


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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Jeade on October 04, 2014, 10:14:37 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 04, 2014, 06:54:34 pm
Jeade - I've been told repeatedly how you are still butthurt about being dropped from a roster in strat 4 and you yourself said it that you carry a grudge all the way through this strat as well and merc for other side every single battle because of it.

Frankly, I don't care enough about Strat, nor have I ever, to remember one particular battle from at least a year ago where, for thirty minutes to an hour, I wasn't playing the game.

What I do remember was the time you actually messaged me asking why I wouldn't sign for FCC, and I replied explaining exactly why.
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Lastly, congrats. Your crew did a good job this Strat.
The other guys did very well too.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: BaleOhay on October 04, 2014, 10:18:27 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on October 04, 2014, 07:14:17 pm
The worst part of all these FCC vs MB battles is that I think James killed me 2x more than anybody else did. Jamesnado 2 stronk


Generally my job to kill you when we stand across the field from eachother
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Goretooth on October 04, 2014, 11:12:00 pm
Quote from: Jeade on October 04, 2014, 10:14:37 pm
Frankly, I don't care enough about Strat, nor have I ever, to remember one particular battle from at least a year ago where, for thirty minutes to an hour, I wasn't playing the game.

What I do remember was the time you actually messaged me asking why I wouldn't sign for FCC, and I replied explaining exactly why.
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Lastly, congrats. Your crew did a good job this Strat.
The other guys did very well too.
It's strange he will come into our ts kesh and act very friendly then two minutes later is on the forums insulting your faction and everyone in it. The question is complete nutbar or is there some method he think is working to doing this. One battle in there ts was enough for me and that 15 mins of him raging which is likely the answer he cannot get mercs now.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Jack1 on October 04, 2014, 11:33:22 pm
Quote from: BaleOhay on October 04, 2014, 10:18:27 pm

Generally my job to kill you when we stand across the field from eachother

But I'm rarely on the other side of you sofar this strat.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Thryn on October 05, 2014, 12:12:32 am
ffs kesh why do you even tri2gramur when you post, you suck so much dick at english that it hurts my autism

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 05, 2014, 12:15:38 am
Quote from: Thryn on October 05, 2014, 12:12:32 am
ffs kesh why do you even tri2gramur when you post, you suck so much dick at english that it hurts my autism

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+1 for being that the Tiger actually looks like that.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: chesterotab on October 05, 2014, 03:41:27 am
where is sugar? I really didn't want to be the person to post this

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: BaleOhay on October 05, 2014, 04:08:59 am
Quote from: Jack1 on October 04, 2014, 11:33:22 pm
But I'm rarely on the other side of you sofar this strat.

It must be love
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Jack1 on October 05, 2014, 04:12:09 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on October 05, 2014, 04:08:59 am
It must be love

Nope it's the balls

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Aldogalus on October 05, 2014, 04:19:53 am
Kesh is love.

He respec'd our five fiefs...

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: stickher on October 05, 2014, 06:02:17 am
This thread is to much to read for me so.. anyways this strat sucks, is it finally over ? can we make something fun of it now, theme exp battles maybe? Can we get 51vs51 with roll calls? Aldo, Kesh, IM_GAY AHAHAHAHA  KESH YOU SUCK! fggt!
Or are we going to let this community of great people end and  memory's of how we all hate kesh and this mod use to be the best and let that be the end of it. IDK about you guys and girls but when i see that na has about 40 people at prime time. i feel pretty bad and not about the mod but about how all of us as a whole is letting it go. I dont think its any one thing or any one person that causes this and i dont have a solution. I hate typing and engrish b/c im bad at it but i guess il just show one example. Do you guys think its better to kill the last guy alive when theirs maybe 5 people on your side and get the round over with or let that person duel it out and enjoy the show. Before awhile back you would see duels now i dont think i see any at all. I just think everyone is just so worried about their multipliers than watching and enjoying someone duels against all odds.
I mean shit we all got double xp now. OK im going to stop rambling because i has de downs

-Dovahkiin

Also what will we do next strat =(         
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: mcdeath on October 05, 2014, 09:00:56 am
I really didn't read any of this thread but I am upset. It was my turn to make a qq thread about strat. Kesh went out of turn and it isn't fair. We are the underdogs of the forums and we need more people fighting for us. blah blah blah more qq and some other shit about how strat sucks because I am Kesh and you guys are all peasants.


Edit: I just saw this...

Quote from: Aldogalus on October 05, 2014, 04:19:53 am
Kesh is love.

Fuck you Aldo. I coined that phrase as my alter ego on the forums Donkey Guy
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on October 05, 2014, 10:16:49 am
Quote from: njames89 on October 03, 2014, 11:05:28 pm
Kesh you're a joke bud. Fucking sad that someone could read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and still be such a cunt. Good riddance and go fuck yourself

I forgot....  I don't play anymore.... I have no faction to suffer the consequences of me saying.... stop fucking crying James. 

Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 05, 2014, 12:09:58 pm
ooga booga where dem white wimminz at?
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: traxits on October 05, 2014, 03:56:18 pm
ooga booga get dat money
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 05, 2014, 05:16:58 pm
fuck shit fuck piss nigga smoke weed shit nigga fuck stack paper fuck bitches fuck nigga shit

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Thryn on October 05, 2014, 05:31:45 pm
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 05, 2014, 05:16:58 pm
fuck shit fuck piss nigga smoke weed shit nigga fuck stack paper fuck bitches fuck nigga shit

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: traxits on October 05, 2014, 05:48:15 pm
u don wan dis prollum nigguh fuck yoo doin nigguhhh???? wan get fuckn whacked muh nigga???
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: njames89 on October 05, 2014, 07:33:39 pm
Quote from: UnholyRolyPoly on October 05, 2014, 10:16:49 am
I forgot....  I don't play anymore.... I have no faction to suffer the consequences of me saying.... stop fucking crying James.

Sorry that's too much for you unholy.  Good to see how you really feel though XD
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 07:40:26 pm
Alright guys, it's about that time again.

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Alright, this thread is going way off-topic. Let's lock this shit & just wait for Kesh to make another one after something doesn't go his way.


*claps hands twice* Chop-Chop.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 07:55:01 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 07:40:26 pm
Alright guys, it's about that time again.


*claps hands twice* Chop-Chop.

Go back to spying for 2 months in sloth ts - joined them regularly as soon as they attacked you and stopped as soon as we stopped attacking.  Tool.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 07:58:49 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 07:55:01 pm
Go back to spying for 2 months in sloth ts - joined them regularly as soon as they attacked you and stopped as soon as we stopped attacking.

I was going in Sloth TS way before this round of strat started, but nt. Another fail conspiracy... Please give up Kesh. pls


Gonna Snapchat that to Waffle for some giggles.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 08:01:30 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 07:58:49 pm
I was going in Sloth TS way before this round of strat started, but nt. Another fail conspiracy... Please give up Kesh. pls


Gonna Snapchat that to Waffle for some giggles.

Sounds good, he was saying you were basically spying and we shouldn't talk in front of you.  But hey, you guys don't care about strat according to 20 of yours and aldo's posts in the first 7 months of strat.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on October 05, 2014, 08:01:53 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 07:58:49 pm
I was going in Sloth TS way before this round of strat started, but nt. Another fail conspiracy... Please give up Kesh. pls


Gonna Snapchat that to Waffle for some giggles.

drop the act, everyone knows you are a filthy worm and one of the most underhanded, unloved players in all of crpg

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 08:15:45 pm
Kesh, I'm glad to be under your skin and all, but at the same time I almost feel sorry for you. Maybe if you actually had some buddies, instead of just using people for your own personal gain, you wouldn't be full of such rage. I'll pray for you m8.


Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on October 05, 2014, 08:01:53 pm
drop the act, everyone knows you are a filthy worm and one of the most underhanded, unloved players in all of crpg

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I knowww! Everyone hated me so much in NA_1 :( ... All I ever did was lightly tap a few people's butts with my stick. I never meant any harm.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 08:20:22 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 08:15:45 pm
Kesh, I'm glad to be under your skin and all, but at the same time I almost feel sorry for you. Maybe if you actually had some buddies, instead of just using people for your own personal gain, you wouldn't be full of such rage. I'll pray for you m8.


I knowww! Everyone hated me so much in NA_1 :( ... All I ever did was lightly tap a few people's butts with my stick. I never meant any harm.

Nah, mostly I'm just bored with how full of yourself you have become while doing nothing.  I thought you quit crpg ages ago, was glad to see you go.  Now go troll and live in someone's else's thread for the next several days.  You already joined the bandwagon just like you latched onto the biggest bannerstack in the game.  Be original.

P.S.  I don't spy on my friends unlike you - that's using people for personal gain.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 09:29:06 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 08:20:22 pm
Nah, mostly I'm just bored with how full of yourself you have become while doing nothing.  I thought you quit crpg ages ago, was glad to see you go.  Now go troll and live in someone's else's thread for the next several days.  You already joined the bandwagon just like you latched onto the biggest bannerstack in the game.  Be original.

P.S.  I don't spy on my friends unlike you - that's using people for personal gain.

If 4 months is ages ago, then okay. With no actual internet, all I have access to is the forums... So since you're always making passive-aggressive, narcissistic, crybaby threads regarding my faction, my small array of forum posts end up here! I consider Waffle, Packer (Hardy), Grizzle, Weet, and Cleveland as friends. I don't think Packer would stand for this slander! I've had a lot of fun times hanging out with those guys, going back months before strat started. Everyone knows you're the biggest snake in this community and that you'd give a kidney to catch a peek of another clan's 'Faction' page. If I was spying, it did jack shit for KbW. We rarely ever talked about anything strat-related when I was in that TS, but ohhhh... when Keshian joined the channel, it was straight to srs bizness strat talk or telling us how Aldo is such a bad guy. Didn't care about interrupting, because all you care about is yourself and your pathetic strategus persona.

"Biggest bannerstack in the game" ... Your tears bleed through your forum posts like a stuck pig. Ask anyone in this game if they think Testi gives a damn about a multi. What's the matter, Keshy? Can't get your multi on NA_1 to farm up those strat ticks you need so desperately? Pleeeeeease.


P.S. Since we're supposedly denying our misdeeds here, why don't you talk about how you didn't come into Teamspeak with the name Uumdi and listen in on a Chaos strat meeting. You're pitiful, dude.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 09:42:31 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 09:29:06 pm
Everyone knows you're the biggest snake in this community and that you'd give a kidney to catch a peek of another clan's 'Faction' page. If I was spying, it did jack shit for KbW. We rarely ever talked about anything strat-related when I was in that TS, but ohhhh... when Keshian joined the channel, it was straight to srs bizness strat talk or telling us how Aldo is such a bad guy. Didn't care about interrupting, because all you care about is yourself and your pathetic strategus persona.

lol U MAD BRO - you are so full of shit its hilarious.  Weasely little snake, betraying friends and self-aggrandizing.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 09:45:20 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 09:42:31 pm
lol U MAD BRO - you are so full of shit its hilarious.  Weasely little snake, betraying friends and self-aggrandizing.

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 09:46:02 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 09:45:20 pm
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lol, you hang with snakes you become one testi  :wink:  8-)  So much of the way you write shows the vileness and eellike nature of you and your "friends".
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on October 05, 2014, 10:03:35 pm
guys

stop
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 05, 2014, 11:09:25 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 08:20:22 pm
I thought you quit crpg ages ago, was glad to see you go.

Quote from: Keshian on October 05, 2014, 08:20:22 pm
I thought you quit crpg ages ago, was glad to see you go.

hey fuck you

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Thryn on October 05, 2014, 11:24:55 pm
i remeber wen tesdi died D:

Quote from: Thryn on June 21, 2014, 03:40:35 am
And so I began clicking and clicking on spoiler after spoiler, until my persistence came to a grinding halt. I realized the true meaning of what Switch was doing to me. Instead of having me look through carpal tunnel inducing pages for a meaningless online reward, what he was actually doing would have me dig a grave, each click representing another foot of a journey into nothingness.

And then I saw them standing there, on the other side of the grave. Lemon and Testi. Testi was just standing there smiling while Lemon began digging. Carved into his shovel was a hastily drawn message: "gib l00ms pl0x". Testi looked over at Lemon, whose hard on for gold was almost longer than the shaft of shovel, and took off his Woolen Cap. He pulled it over Lemon's head, and began beating him with his +3 stick. Lemon cried out, "noo testi pls" as Testi hurled him into the grave. Testi looked down at Lemon, the greedy fruit writhing in the dirt, and whispered "get rekt my old friendet".

He looked up at me, who was about to finish what Lemon started. He walked over to me, and gave me a stern nudge. "nuuuuu," his eyes seemed to say. "nuu testi, i won dew it," I said softly. He looked at me one final time. Then he vanished into the grave. Testi had smitten down a loombeggar, and shown me that the way to true cRPG mastery isn't through wealth gain, horse archery, or anything else. It's so simple, yet we leave it behind as soon as we begin. The way to play, is to play like him. Him. Testi. A peasant, yet so much more.

rip testi, i stillcri
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: mcdeath on October 05, 2014, 11:28:30 pm
I have one question. Are you actually done Kesh? To be perfectly honest I have had enough of you. You try to insult people by attacking their real lives which you know nothing about, you repeat things over and over again without any factual information to back anything up and you keep saying you are done with strat. I thought you said you weren't even going to participate in strat 5 but yet here you are.

If you are actually done and leaving like you say you are then just stop posting, lock this thread and go away. It is actually really that simple. I am done with this stupid forum shit. Good day and God bless. Back to watching football.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Jaren on October 06, 2014, 02:11:15 am
I have no idea what's going on in here. Hi guys.  8-)
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 06, 2014, 02:34:26 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on October 05, 2014, 10:03:35 pm
guys

stop


You're right, you're right. It's just... When someone is cyber-bullying my clan... and my friends... I have to take a stand.


Justice must be served.


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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on October 06, 2014, 03:32:40 am
Quote from: mcdeath on October 05, 2014, 11:28:30 pm
I have one question. Are you actually done Kesh? [...]you said you weren't even going to participate in strat 5 but yet here you are.

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Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Sir_Wonka on October 06, 2014, 06:26:05 am
Quote from: Testicleez on October 05, 2014, 07:58:49 pm
I was going in Sloth TS way before this round of strat started, but nt. Another fail conspiracy... Please give up Kesh. pls


Gonna Snapchat that to Waffle for some giggles.
i giggled. But were u been testi? Eben workinclass has been in ts a couple times lately
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Testicleez on October 06, 2014, 06:42:56 am
Quote from: Sir_Wonka on October 06, 2014, 06:26:05 am
i giggled. But were u been testi? Eben workinclass has been in ts a couple times lately

Studying all of my notes & recordings from the last time I was in the Sloth TeamSpeak. Preparing for a proper presentation to the KbW Strategus Council.

lol, I'll steam you once you're online.
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Goretooth on October 06, 2014, 08:39:05 am
Quote from: Testicleez on October 06, 2014, 06:42:56 am
KbW Strategus Council.
lol nice
Title: Re: Goodbye...and Thanks For All The Fish
Post by: Keshian on October 06, 2014, 10:14:41 am
Quote from: Testicleez on October 06, 2014, 06:42:56 am
Studying all of my notes & recordings from the last time I was in the Sloth TeamSpeak. Preparing for a proper presentation to the KbW Strategus Council.

lol, I'll steam you once you're online.


Lol is that anything like the "Anti-FCC Alliance" private steam group aldoglaus made 3-4 weeks ago and had arowaine and devastator in before someone noticed.  We made fun of it and they stopped that steam group's activity and arowaine left because we had found them out.  They resorted to more private means after we were making fun of how super-serious they were in their giant gay alliance where all your troops and gear are interchangeable among most of the largest and most active factions factions on the map.  Basically NA version of UIF killing mod, but without the balls for real attacks just banding together to kill off all activity on the map doing absolutely fucking nothing for the community.

So terrified of 7 guys (3 of whom were pretty inactive) they needed the leaders of hundreds of players to band together.  They needed people like testi to tell about what he heard in sloth ts (whether you did it intentionally or not, word got back that you did let things your friends said in confidence to get known to mb to their harm - definition of  snake)
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CounterKesh (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CounterKesh)

P.S.  I was saving this link for just this kind of situation - you sirs are asshats where your very attempt at ridicule gets turned about and shown for the mean-spirited mod-killing spirit of play you and your factions bring to the community and your hypocrytic and deceitful nature.


THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO END THE THREAD - THEREFORE THREAD LOCKED!

I'm sure you'll make your bully threads shortly to compensate and with your massive player base of trolls get plenty of support for everything you spout.  But you sirs are shown for what you are.