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Title: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 01:34:47 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2468 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2468)

Had him change his nighttime setting for all of primetime so after our first battle would push the next one to 3 am instead of NA primetime, by making his nighttime setting all of NA primetime.  They did the same thing last strat to tkov when they attacked nomar. 

Not enough Aldo pleads and cries to every faction and lies to them how he doesnt have enough mercs even though hes part of the largest faction allied with 3 of the 4 other largest factions and always has 10 more mercs every fight - he resorts to cheap moves like this - bravo working to kill a dying mod. 

We are the only ones giving the community battles - do you really want us to say fuck you and do all xp battles none of you invited to and leave you to trade for the last 4 months like you did the first 8 months because your leader is a cowardly bitch scared of losing his internet pixels??  They would never give a single battle to the community so why support them?

If you don't want to fight - fucking over the community by making all primetime battles get pushed to 3 am - go ahead, we will leave you to have as much fun as you had the first 8 months of trading.  You did nothing for the community but just  a leech of 200 active members playing trading simulator - if you are that scared of a 7-man faction beating up your 200 man faction and taking all your shit you resort to cheap tactics that kill off the primetime battles for the community.


P.S.  I know you will try and brag about your abuse of nighttime settings and call me names for posting this - but seriously are you that scared of losing to us that you resort to this crap - you already get 10 or more mercs than us every single battle anyway being part of an alliance of 70% of the remaining active community (most of the smart ones stopped playing, namely my friends - smart move on their part). 

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sparvico on September 16, 2014, 01:37:49 am
Thanks to KBW's night-time settings I will now be able to attend this battle (normally I work during prime-time)! Thanks Aldog and company, you're doing a great job!
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Horns_Archive on September 16, 2014, 01:54:13 am
Kesh is the best bull shit artist I know, picture related. A beautiful rage post disguised as a complaint, its almost too perfect.
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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Oreo on September 16, 2014, 03:15:32 am
Kesh insulting people's skills?

uw0T

Also, only ones giving battles?
Yeah, I mean you guys are obviously fighting amongst yourself.  Makes sense.

You my old friends and your bliss.

Don't really care those, ArcheAge comes out tomorrow, I'll be better than you nerds on that game too.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 03:25:22 am
Kesh, why do you cry so hard... Non-stop dude. This whole round of strat has been a tear-fest on your part. It's obvious how emotionally invested you are into this game, but chill out. No one told anyone to change any night-time settings. None of the KbW guys are happy about a 3am battle either. Just... Take a breather, man. Have a brewski.



Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Horns_Archive on September 16, 2014, 03:28:26 am
Quote from: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 03:25:22 am
Kesh, why do you cry so hard... Non-stop dude. This whole round of strat has been a tear-fest on your part. It's obvious how emotionally invested you are into this game, but chill out. No one told anyone to change any night-time settings. None of the KbW guys are happy about a 3am battle either. Just... Take a breather, man. Have a brewski.

Yea get some chronic bro, me and aldo can lend some :D
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 16, 2014, 04:07:23 am
Quote from: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 03:25:22 am
Kesh, why do you cry so hard... Non-stop dude. This whole round of strat has been a tear-fest on your part. It's obvious how emotionally invested you are into this game, but chill out. No one told anyone to change any night-time settings. None of the KbW guys are happy about a 3am battle either. Just... Take a breather, man. Have a brewski.
well he just lost two battles so crying will happen.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Artyem on September 16, 2014, 04:16:21 am
Bad night time settings on one fief = KbW using cheap tactics and abusing game features.

Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 04:18:54 am
Don't get me wrong, it's good that Kesh & those guys (squids, whoever) are attacking KbW since there's really not much else going on in NA strat.. But holy shit, he needs to get over himself. The narcissism is real.

Quote from: Artyem on September 16, 2014, 04:16:21 am
Bad night time settings on one fief = KbW using cheap tactics and abusing game features.

Exactly^ lol
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 05:09:37 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 01:34:47 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2468 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2468)

Had him change his nighttime setting for all of primetime so after our first battle would push the next one to 3 am instead of NA primetime, by making his nighttime setting all of NA primetime.  They did the same thing last strat to tkov when they attacked nomar. 

Not enough Aldo pleads and cries to every faction and lies to them how he doesnt have enough mercs even though hes part of the largest faction allied with 3 of the 4 other largest factions and always has 10 more mercs every fight - he resorts to cheap moves like this - bravo working to kill a dying mod. 

We are the only ones giving the community battles - do you really want us to say fuck you and do all xp battles none of you invited to and leave you to trade for the last 4 months like you did the first 8 months because your leader is a cowardly bitch scared of losing his internet pixels??  They would never give a single battle to the community so why support them?

If you don't want to fight - fucking over the community by making all primetime battles get pushed to 3 am - go ahead, we will leave you to have as much fun as you had the first 8 months of trading.  You did nothing for the community but just  a leech of 200 active members playing trading simulator - if you are that scared of a 7-man faction beating up your 200 man faction and taking all your shit you resort to cheap tactics that kill off the primetime battles for the community.


P.S.  I know you will try and brag about your abuse of nighttime settings and call me names for posting this - but seriously are you that scared of losing to us that you resort to this crap - you already get 10 or more mercs than us every single battle anyway being part of an alliance of 70% of the remaining active community (most of the smart ones stopped playing, namely my friends - smart move on their part). 

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Hey Kesh:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2411

Get over it.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 05:15:46 am
Sure.... except you took full advantage of it by adding more troops and keeping the same nighttime setting.  No mention of trying to fix the nighttime setting after you had him set it up to prevent his village being taken.  So every battle for the village will be pushed from NA primetime to middle of the night.  Really cheap move - I know you are getting cocky now that your alliance of 70% of the remaining active playerbase makes every abttle 10-15 more mercs on your side (we still did almost 1-1 outnumbered 3:2) - why resort to cheap tactics like this.  We get it, you are too cowardly to attack a faction 1/10th your size but why do things like this to prevent any battles from happening??? I'm sure ballicker and neckbeard and the 12-year old mc whatever will agree with your abuse of nighttime settings simply because they are your allies, but its still wrong and cheap.

Did the EXACT SAME THING last strat when maple_syrup owned nomar.  Every time tkov attacked you would abuse the nihgttime setting to push the battle to middle of the night 2-3 am since they had much better mercs, but MB super-tryhard when it comes to strat would show up 30 guys of their own clan at 3 am. (you dont care about strat - lol, thats the running joke - its more you just cant attack) Numbers count for more than skill in a dying mod.  Your past makes me doubt your honesty when it comes to abusing nighttime settings.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 05:22:25 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 05:09:37 am
Hey Kesh:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2411

Get over it.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 16, 2014, 05:23:22 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 01:34:47 am
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I really have gotten a little annoyed at the fact that everyone is being so blindly ignorant to the fact that we simply aren't the largest faction in crpg or strat. The squids claim that they are smaller than us which is just flat out false. If you take a look at this image that I have been provided you can clearly distinguish that MB and KbW are not the largest faction in NA.

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Also Kesh you are an eight man faction... learn to math

Do you feel that Kesh, the way the shit clings to the air? Shit Blizzard! We're in the eye of a shiticane here Aldo, and Kesh's a low shit system! The old shit barometer is rising

I know Kesh is going to have some clever response to this because he has no job or anything else to worry about but I will be ready for you Kesh. You know what they say, The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 05:35:26 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 05:15:46 am
Sure.... except you took full advantage of it by adding more troops and keeping the same nighttime setting.  No mention of trying to fix the nighttime setting after you had him set it up to prevent his village being taken.  So every battle for the village will be pushed from NA primetime to middle of the night. 

Did the EXACT SAME THING last strat when maple_syrup owned nomar.  Every time tkov attacked you would abuse the nihgttime setting to push the battle to middle of the night 2-3 am since they had much better mercs, but MB super-tryhard when it comes to strat would show up 30 guys of their own clan at 3 am. (you dont care about strat - lol, thats the running joke - its more you just cant attack) Numbers count for more than skill in a dying mod.  Your past makes me doubt your honesty when it comes to abusing nighttime settings.

It's not that we don't care about strat, strat is fun, we're just not as proactive as you for an all-out assault. Why would our guys want to get up at 3am to fight a battle? If anything, this gives you an advantage seeing as you guys can't win during primetime. And don't play the high & mighty "Oh, we're the great providers of XP for the community" when you guys instantly re-attack so we get gear bugged & can only use awful/broken gear so you can cap us early on, that would not be good XP (good thing we found a work-a-round for this though). Let's be real here, Keshian. You don't give one fuck about the community, you just want to defeat Aldo's faction and 'win Strategus.' Whatever that means.



But let's get this straight: You rounded up all these armies you've been throwing at us & also coordinated with the Squids to attack us, and you're complaining because you don't have enough support behind you? Sounds like poor planning to me. You made your bed, lay in it.

If you look at the SS below, you guys sign up the same amount of mercs as us pretty much, your people just don't show up or leave early b/c raging in Teamspeak. Could also be bad roster management (Testicleez is KbW's mascot/roster manager/roll-caller, voted best NA by KbW & affiliates... I'm also OCD as fuck)

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Holiday203 on September 16, 2014, 06:04:07 am
Quote from: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 05:35:26 am
It's not that we don't care about strat, strat is fun, we're just not as proactive as you for an all-out assault. Why would our guys want to get up at 3am to fight a battle? If anything, this gives you an advantage seeing as you guys can't win during primetime. And don't play the high & mighty "Oh, we're the great providers of XP for the community" when you guys instantly re-attack so we get gear bugged & can only use awful/broken gear so you can cap us early on, that would not be good XP (good thing we found a work-a-round for this though). Let's be real here, Keshian. You don't give one fuck about the community, you just want to defeat Aldo's faction and 'win Strategus.' Whatever that means.



But let's get this straight: You rounded up all these armies you've been throwing at us & also coordinated with the Squids to attack us, and you're complaining because you don't have enough support behind you? Sounds like poor planning to me. You made your bed, lay in it.

If you look at the SS below, you guys sign up the same amount of mercs as us pretty much, your people just don't show up or leave early b/c raging in Teamspeak. Could also be bad roster management (Testicleez is KbW's mascot/roster manager/roll-caller, voted best NA by KbW & affiliates... I'm also OCD as fuck)

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Its not poor planning though I find it funny that you guys think squids plus another 8 man faction is a mega alliance. We don't get much roster support because everyone feels that we hurt their butts in one way or another. Its hard to fill a roster when you don't get more that 45 applicants. The battles are not even fun anymore. Black company I remember talked about attacking kbw at some point but i guess it would suit their back stabbing nature this strat.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 06:05:43 am
Quote from: Holiday203 on September 16, 2014, 06:04:07 am
Its not poor planning though I find it funny that you guys think squids plus another 8 man faction is a mega alliance. We don't get much roster support because everyone feels that we hurt their butts in one way or another. Its hard to fill a roster when you don't get more that 45 applicants. The battles are not even fun anymore.

Implying this strat was fun to begin with?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 06:09:06 am
Like how you drew battle rosters from a month ago tessty when we were wrecking you with equal sized rosters.  There is no such thing as item bugging this strat - they made item ranking so dont be an idiot.  You would still be doing trade runs for the last month with no battles if we hadn't attacked you and no battles for community. 

This was our going away present to the community to burn through our whole armies and provide fun battles.  Then we find out Aldo doesnt hire a bunch of his guys til last minute so he can cry )and i do mean cry (heard from several faction leaders he was practically in tears over strat lol) to half the factions still active about being outnumbered in mercs so they sign for him thinking hes the underdog and yet everytime they actually have 10-15 more mercs.

We could give you a bunch of good fights with our smaller clan with weaker equipment (we didn't spend hundreds of hours trading all strat so we could fight in plate , we dont need plate to do well).  But abusing nighttime settings and roster support - you basically express the last legs of the rotten community left.  Almost all the good community members have left to play other games (another reason why we were leaving after we burned through these troops) and only the jobless MB players who show up 20+ people at all hours of the day and crying james and acre members are really left.  We can just as easily do xp battles with Squids and sloths and say fuck you to you and the other dregs of the community who havent moved on.  You wont fight your other members of your giant alliance, so no more battles for you or your members.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 06:14:47 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 06:09:06 am
We can just as easily do xp battles with Squids and sloths and say fuck you to you and the other dregs of the community who havent moved on.  You wont fight your other members of your giant alliance, so no more battles for you or your members.

Admits to Giant alliance buddies! :twisted:
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 06:18:43 am
Quote from: Holiday203 on September 16, 2014, 06:04:07 am
Its not poor planning though I find it funny that you guys think squids plus another 8 man faction is a mega alliance. We don't get much roster support because everyone feels that we hurt their butts in one way or another. Its hard to fill a roster when you don't get more that 45 applicants. The battles are not even fun anymore. Black company I remember talked about attacking kbw at some point but i guess it would suit their back stabbing nature this strat.

When have we ever called you a mega alliance? That's what you guys claim we're in, lol.

You ever think it's because you guys literally attacked every single trader that came through your area that didn't go in your TS for a "ticket," that coupled with the poor shit talking on the forums & in every battle.


Quote from: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 06:09:06 am
Like how you drew battle rosters from a month ago tessty

All 4 of those battles I posted are from the past 6 days, look it up m8. I kept those pseudonyms in the image for a reason.


Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 16, 2014, 06:19:19 am
We are in a giant alliance? This is news to me.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 16, 2014, 06:27:57 am
That's their tactic.  If they start losing, it's because of a mega alliance.  Nevermind the fact that they are in their own mega alliance... 

"Ooo, we're going to attack all the cities and fiefs with a great number of troops that aren't being used..."  :: Bypasses the Squid cities and fiefs :::
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 16, 2014, 06:42:58 am
Clearly the Squids have won strat 5:

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: imisshotmail on September 16, 2014, 06:45:53 am
strategus is only awful because people are too concerned about "not losing" than doing anything else. I have no idea why though really because there is 0 benefit to being around in Strategus if you aren't having battles. It's sad tho that a lot of the people saying "This Strategus is dead who cares" and ect, have just been stockpiling troops for the entire time without doing basically anything (astralis, occitan, frisia, mb and more).

Whether you like Kesh or the Squids they atleast have been attacking and trying to do stuff so you can understand why it's annoying to them when things like this happen.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: imisshotmail on September 16, 2014, 06:48:47 am
Also all the people who talk about "not caring" about strat are usually the people who sign up en masse on defense whenever an active faction attacks some faction who does nothings fief/army and start talking about NOT LETTING THEM GET TOO BIG and shit like that lol.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 06:52:07 am
It takes all of our faction members efforts throughout the day to even get 30 mercs to show up, most of our friends were smart and left this shit community before we did our blaze of glory on our way out.  You check an hour before a battle and get a guaranteed 40+ mercs show up.  Why?  Because every single member of mb, acre, astralis, and lco exclusively mercs for each other. 

Basically all the factions that never attacked anyone and did nothing all strat are friendly and thats 70% of the remaining active strategus community, if not more. What little is left of his dying mod is saying "we want trade simulator 2014!"  If you wanted more you would do something to support the only members actually participating in a war game.  Instead all the trade-simulators merc against the only active factions attacking anyone on the map.  We are heavily outnumbered with weaker gear and yet we still attack to give the community battles knowing it will be rough fighting plate and weapons that costs more than our armor because they have dozens of members that spent countless hours in last 8 months doing trade runs and nothing else in a war game.

However, instead of being glad for the xp and the battles provided we get trolled by the daycare clan, have nighttime setting abused and aldo crying to all the remaining factions abut how under-merced they are.  We can just as easily provide xp abttles for our friends only and sit in castles while you guys go back to 4 more months of trade simulator.  We have the power because you are too cowardly and passive to do anything but what you do and you dont stand a chance against us when we are defending at primetime.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Oreo on September 16, 2014, 07:16:03 am
You fucks and your 'trade simulator' bullshit.

Seriously?  How do you think you geared your armies?  Doing the exact. same. thing.
Well that and taking EU's stuff.. and letting them throw full transitional plate at you.. for free pretty much..
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 16, 2014, 07:18:48 am
I can't help but gaze into that chart and wonder why 3 FUCKING EU factions have done more this strat then like 70% of NA.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Holiday203 on September 16, 2014, 07:20:32 am
Quote from: mcdeath on September 16, 2014, 06:19:19 am
We are in a giant alliance? This is news to me.
Maybe arrowhine would like to feed you guys more troops like they did for asstrails? rofl...
Quote from: Oreo on September 16, 2014, 07:16:03 am
You fucks and your 'trade simulator' bullshit.

Seriously?  How do you think you geared your armies?  Doing the exact. same. thing.
Well that and taking EU's stuff.. and letting them throw full transitional plate at you.. for free pretty much..

Clearly missing the point. Believe me they could have got a lot more gear if grey order didn't pack it up. I will also take my crown and engraved Masterwork.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 16, 2014, 07:43:02 am
Quote from: Artyem on September 16, 2014, 04:16:21 am
Bad night time settings on one fief = KbW using cheap tactics and abusing game features.

No question they abuse features:

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You should give up your adminship if you're going to be spouting out bias opinions like this on the forum. Go do something constructive like fix the game.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 08:00:56 am
You know, I might not like 1 or 2 of the Squids, but I applaud them for attacking us & still having the balls to trash talk and claim themselves winners.

Kesh on the other hand, is just a cry baby:
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You didn't see us making threads & crying when we lost all 4 of our desert fiefs. Wipe your tears and grow a sack.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Artyem on September 16, 2014, 08:04:36 am
Quote from: SQUIDNAUGHT on September 16, 2014, 07:43:02 am
No question they abuse features:

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You should give up your adminship if you're going to be spouting out bias opinions like this on the forum. Go do something constructive like fix the game.

brb fixing cRPG with pink text and essay bans
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 16, 2014, 08:12:22 am
Red herring
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 16, 2014, 08:27:56 am
breaking news: relit is reforming the raven strat faction to join the kbw mega alliance

STAY TUNED.

"that kesh is a real tommy tough tits"

~relit
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 08:30:51 am
Quote from: HarryCrumb on September 16, 2014, 08:27:56 am
breaking news: relit is reforming the raven strat faction to join the kbw mega alliance

STAY TUNED.

"that kesh is a real tommy tough tits"

~relit

Sooo.... does that mean you guys are going to run around doing trade runs with your allies for the last 4 months of strat and defend only?  Pretty much what it means to join them.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Dionysus on September 16, 2014, 08:36:08 am
Same shit, different day. This whole numbers pissing match is a joke. Stop looking at ladders and factions; most of those players are not active ON BOTH SIDES. I have not seen a single member of the original GoW crew since the beginning of Strategus, and a lot of the top Squids are busy right now. Kudos to Holiday and the leadership for keeping us in it, but if this is how the community is going to handle the only battles in NA, then I'd like to move on and do something more productive with my friends than to try to entertain a mass of grudge-bearing manchildren. We can barely pull together a roster, and the few that we get either get bribed away from us or feel some obligation or pity for KbW/Astralis/Black Company.

If the Donkey Crew plans on having anything like Strategus in their next game, they should strongly consider adding objectives so that there are more grounds for hostilities than the "he started it" argument. The fact that we threw the first punches does not mean we are the biggest faction and an unstoppable juggernaut. Calamari, Holiday, Legs, and many of the active Squids have been remarkably efficient in their trade runs and micromanagement of fiefs. At this point, it seems the only reason for an Anti-Squid/Kesh alliance is simply that you do not like us, and in a game where popularity controls rosters, that makes it very difficult for us to see any virtue in participating with you folks and continuing these battles.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 09:15:43 am
Quote from: Dionysus on September 16, 2014, 08:36:08 am
in a game where popularity controls rosters

I feel like that's a big part of Strategus, the 'politics' if you will. Keshy-poo simply isn't playing that part of the game correctly, and making cry-threads definitely doesn't help.

But! Used to, like in strat 4 for example, each side had 50 members for any big battle no matter what. Didn't matter if a faction was full of shitlords, they were at least gonna get a 50-man roster. Lot of the time, there would be 10 or so people in TS not getting into battles because the rosters were completely full. Nowadays, with this community obviously shrinking in size, many battles get nowhere near a full roster so it's hard to have a 'fair fight' numbers-wise.

I mean, shit. *shrugs* Like they say on my favorite TV show, "What are ya' gonna do..."

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 16, 2014, 02:25:16 pm
Quote from: Dionysus on September 16, 2014, 08:36:08 am
The fact that we threw the first punches does not mean we are the biggest faction
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I think the real reason you guys are having such a hard time filling up your rosters is because of Kesh. Honestly I used to like the guy but he just was way too much of a sperg for me. As for people in your faction not being active. I am a full time student during the day(I have saturday classes as well) and I work nights and I am still the third most active MB member in strat so I don't want to hear anything about being busy.


Edit: I like the squid guys. When you declared war on acre I was at all of your battles. I would hang out with you guys in ts instead of MB. I even joined your ladder when Aldo kicked me out. Then all of a sudden you started to act differently and we weren't really kicking it in ts anymore. Now it is to the point where I don't even see Alec in ts anymore. Hell I will settle for Wesley telling me he can't hear me without my voice or maybe even Dion with his superiority complex. JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: traxits on September 16, 2014, 03:57:34 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on September 16, 2014, 02:25:16 pm
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I think the real reason you guys are having such a hard time filling up your rosters is because of Kesh. Honestly I used to like the guy but he just was way too much of a sperg for me. As for people in your faction not being active. I am a full time student during the day(I have saturday classes as well) and I work nights and I am still the third most active MB member in strat so I don't want to hear anything about being busy.


Edit: I like the squid guys. When you declared war on acre I was at all of your battles. I would hang out with you guys in ts instead of MB. I even joined your ladder when Aldo kicked me out. Then all of a sudden you started to act differently and we weren't really kicking it in ts anymore. Now it is to the point where I don't even see Alec in ts anymore. Hell I will settle for Wesley telling me he can't hear me without my voice or maybe even Dion with his superiority complex. JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING

i still luv u bby
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 04:37:19 pm
The funny thing McMassahole is you guys blaming me for not filling roster - the people filling the other sides are all people butthurt by being attacked at one time even months ago by squids - astralis, lco, mb, and acre.  Even when we attack as a random group giving battles or sloths or even taser the 1-man faction just fucking around - every single person from those factions sign on same side.  Thats whats filling the roster (and all the mercs you guys buy from semenstorm, boomshakalaka making a killing off you, james_cry_king pays lumetta to fight for MB too lol)  All the factions that wanted to do nothing but trade all strat and had their caravans hit even once by squids months ago all merc for each other. 

Most of the squids dont even play this game (their leader board alone - half their leaders dont even play, whereas every single MB leader listed does).  20+ MB show up for every single battle no matter 3 am or noon whereas about 8-10 squids show up at primetime.  You obviously have the largest active merc pool even if not all of them on strategus ladder so you are the biggest faction.  On top of that acre, lco both some of the largest merc groups.  Half of Random Ai barbarian horde cant even make most of our battles.  Sloths will merc for us but thats like 2-3 people left.  There are so few random neutrals anymore and they often leave early unlike dedicated clan players that having 70% of the active playerbase all mercing together guarantees another UIF where only 1 side always has 10-20 more mercs.

We know how hard it is to fill roster.  Its funny because MB has repeatedly made incredibly stupid mistakes on the strat map (main reason we took half your fiefs with 7 (now 8 as of a few days ago) guys.  Aldo is not 9Finger or really any leader who actually knows what the fuck he is doing - loses countless troops to crime and upkeep and unarmed defenses of hundreds of troops in the desert.  Even now you guys tactically made a huge mistake trying to save a shitty village like emirin.  If we could even get close to your number of mercs (and you didnt abuse nighttime settings) we would easily flag cap a village like that, hell we were doing a 1 to 1 in that village and i was 23-1 while we were still only down 12 mercs until people got frustrated fighting 1 v 2 every fight being outnumbered by so many mercs and we ended up down 15 and our respawn timers much higher having so many less mercs. (44-29)

Knowing it was tough to get mercs we spent all day getting every neutral that plays and we barely scrounged together 29.  You on the other hand, didnt even bother recruiting until an hour before and just hopped on your allies tses - and got 40+ of lco, acre, mb and astralis - 18 MB alone.  A few random neutrals joined you (and I heard this in steam as i was recruiting - because aldo cried to them that you were outnumbered in mercs and desperate, meanwhile he waited till last 20 minutes to hire the 15+ MB he hadnt hired but were showing for battle to make it look like he had less mercs when he cried to the very few neutrals left.)  We also have heard he told Soft_Juicy_Mango to change his nighttime setting (it switched to being started exactly before the ending of our first wave attack) to buy time to save their gear, but that argaloth hopped on too late otherwise both battles would have been pushed.) Talk about sad, he resorts to lying and shit like that to save his pixel crack.


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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 16, 2014, 04:55:10 pm
>> Because every single member of mb, acre, astralis, and lco exclusively mercs for each other.  <<

Really not worth replying to... but Kesh, you sir, are an idiot.  There are people who exclusively merc for you too.  Squids, Sloths, Yoshi's.  it hasn't gone unnoticed.  Stop crying fowl unless you are going to lump your allies into the mix as well.  I don't think I've ever seen them merc for KBW. 

Also... Anders, as an example, DID merc for you at least once.  ;-) 

Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: imisshotmail on September 16, 2014, 05:01:38 pm
why would people in factions at war with KBW merc for them. The point Kesh making is that there are a lot more people on the KBW side of things than on the Squids side, which is completely true.

That in and of itself doesn't really mean anything though it's just the fact that the reason there are more people on their side is that it's every single inactive useless faction in Strategus so far all mass mercing for them, it's real awful.


Pretty much every person who made Strategus entertaining has quit and instead we have a new breed of passive aggressive sperg leading clans. So unassertive that they can't even bare to hit Attack in an online video game because of intense anxiety as they think about the troops and gold they are going to lose, yet at the drop of a hat they will sign up for eachothers battles to try combat their most hated enemy, the one who *gasp*.. is using up internet troops in battles?????
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 16, 2014, 05:11:51 pm
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In all honesty kesh the things you are saying I have no knowledge about. We do not pay our mercs for battles and if james pays for people to merc for us that is beyond our own control.
Yes I will admit Aldo isn't 100% in knowing how to strat, this is his first strat leading a faction by himself with Testi(a guy who doesn't play crpg.)
If you want to talk about crying and all of that other bullshit I'm not going to do that. Both sides do an equal amount of it and claim the other does it more. It's bullshit and I don't care about any of the he said she said crap.
We used to be friends back in the day, or did you forget about that? I don't like all of these stupid over dramatic threads where people have a dick measuring contest.
You are a good balance to crpg and the community but at the aame time you try to spread out such negative propaganda and that just irritates me.
I feel as though you will probably just shrug this post off and - it without a care but I really don't like having having to repeat myself like I have been for the past few months.

Ps: if this is bad I wrote this on my phone in between classes

Edit: if you want mercs kesh I would gladly switch sides and try to bring some friends over. I have no problem signing against my faction. I have tried fighting for you before when you were attcking the Eu guys and you would remove me from the roster last minute even if I was in ts for roll call
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 16, 2014, 05:23:23 pm
Its been a while since McDeath lockd his thread. No good shitpost competitions since then. All of the shit just built up in us all. The floodgates r open give me something to read study hall! (Instead of typing shitty shit in game in global chat)

Fuel:

Kesh is best NA strategy overlord

Kesh is nerd

Ken456 is better than Malgalad

Kesh is our lord and savior bringer of XP

Aldo is a nerd

Testi u don't even play stay outta dis

Desire is a man

2 weeks of no assaults no MB counterattack

Did I ever say you were funny?

Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 16, 2014, 05:24:02 pm


Quote from: imisshotmail on September 16, 2014, 05:01:38 pm
why would people in factions at war with KBW merc for them. The point Kesh making is that there are a lot more people on the KBW side of things than on the Squids side, which is completely true.

And why would people in factions at war with the Steppe alliance merc for the Steppes?  Same concept.  Kbw has signed up for each of my battles.  They are there, tried and true.  Why hasn't Kesh and co merced against the Squids for an Acre battle?  Or a Black Company battle?  Or an Astralis battle?  It hasn't happened. 

Same argument applies. 
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 16, 2014, 05:30:02 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 06:14:47 am
Admits to Giant alliance buddies! :twisted:
Our battles vs kesh wouldn't be for XP. At this moment we are chasing kesh down with a 2k army of plate and 2k champion coursers. That nerd can't hide from a sloth
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 16, 2014, 05:33:32 pm
Quote from: imisshotmail on September 16, 2014, 05:01:38 pm
Pretty much every person who made Strategus entertaining has quit and instead we have a new breed of passive aggressive sperg leading clans. So unassertive that they can't even bare to hit Attack in an online video game because of intense anxiety as they think about the troops and gold they are going to lose, yet at the drop of a hat they will sign up for eachothers battles to try combat their most hated enemy, the one who *gasp*.. is using up their internet troops?????

Yeah this game sucks. I think more RP would fix things though.

...

But actually, there really is a lack of RP nowadays. Not just the shitty internet stories in italics, but also the fucked up nerdy narratives that factions imply via their actions, equipment, diplomacy, etc. I think this is symptomatic of something--some bitter degenerative internet disease that's stricken our mod. AIDS maybe. Nooneplaysitis. No one takes any of these wars seriously enough anymore to construct little imagined realities or faction/personal identities around them, in part because they can hardly be called wars I guess. That, and the playfulness seems to have left things, though I could be projecting.

It just seems like no one takes Strat seriously save those few who do, and they kinda do so a little overmuch. In a not happy-fun way. The mod used to be like a bunch of giggling fat neckbeards frolicking in an glittering sandbox, but it now seems to be more like two or three angry neckbeards in diapers flinging their own feces at each other in one of those cheap, green plastic turtle sandboxes that poor white people keep in the grassy spaces between trailer homes.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 16, 2014, 05:35:45 pm
I still can't get over the fact that talking to kesh in teamspeak and reading his posts are like night and day. It's like two completely different people.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 16, 2014, 05:36:31 pm
Quote from: Sir_Wonka on September 16, 2014, 05:30:02 pm
Our battles vs kesh wouldn't be for XP. At this moment we are chasing kesh down with a 2k army of plate and 2k champion coursers. That nerd can't hide from a sloth

You guys are moving too fast to be sloths. Are you really some other animal? What else are you lying about?
The plot thickens
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 05:43:21 pm
Quote from: Balikar on September 16, 2014, 05:24:02 pm

And why would people in factions at war with the Steppe alliance merc for the Steppes?  Same concept.  Kbw has signed up for each of my battles.  They are there, tried and true.  Why hasn't Kesh and co merced against the Squids for an Acre battle?  Or a Black Company battle?  Or an Astralis battle?  It hasn't happened. 

Same argument applies.

Ballicker you are a bit slow - read internet explorer's post again, maybe 2-3 more times.  You are a little slow on the uptake on whats actually being discussed.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 16, 2014, 05:47:01 pm
Quote from: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 05:43:21 pm
Ballicker you are a bit slow - read internet explorer's post again, maybe 2-3 more times.  You are a little slow on the uptake on whats actually being discussed.

My my my Kesh.  Not everything is about you son.  Going tit for tat on who mercs for who is what WAS being discussed between us. 
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 06:12:32 pm
Quote from: Balikar on September 16, 2014, 05:47:01 pm
My my my Kesh.  Not everything is about you son.  Going tit for tat on who mercs for who is what WAS being discussed between us.

Like I said read his post, you really are a spectator oblivious to the discussion.  Read 2-3 times, you may yet grasp things and be able to add to the discussion instead of being a Donny throwing random meaningless tangents in.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 16, 2014, 06:21:01 pm
Quote from: Holiday203 on September 16, 2014, 06:04:07 am
Its not poor planning though I find it funny that you guys think squids plus another 8 man faction is a mega alliance. We don't get much roster support because everyone feels that we hurt their butts in one way or another. Its hard to fill a roster when you don't get more that 45 applicants. The battles are not even fun anymore. Black company I remember talked about attacking kbw at some point but i guess it would suit their back stabbing nature this strat.


That and your jerkoffs. Well not all of you guys
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 16, 2014, 06:22:42 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on September 16, 2014, 05:35:45 pm
I still can't get over the fact that talking to kesh in teamspeak and reading his posts are like night and day. It's like two completely different people.

This is thectruth. Likable guy. Maniac poster
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 16, 2014, 06:23:36 pm
i just cant believe theres enough people that actually care about strat 5 AT ALL to make a thread four pages long, im astounded really

edit: i skimmed and realized half the posts are from kesh and mcdeath, so i retract my statement
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on September 16, 2014, 06:37:29 pm
Don't mind me... I'm just here to enjoy the shit-talking
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Chosen1 on September 16, 2014, 06:49:37 pm
fresh OC (lol), guess who
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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on September 16, 2014, 07:50:23 pm
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 16, 2014, 06:49:37 pm
guess who
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You  :?
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 16, 2014, 06:49:37 pm
fresh OC (lol)
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Chosen1 on September 16, 2014, 08:24:39 pm
Quote from: GiuseppeBlackRose on September 16, 2014, 07:50:23 pm
You  :?

10/10 "pretty good" - IGN
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 08:29:40 pm
Quote from: GiuseppeBlackRose on September 16, 2014, 07:50:23 pm
You  :?

Lol, I cracked up out loud at that one!  bravo!  Really like the loud munching noises and the heavy nerd breathing.  Captured the hours long moment.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 16, 2014, 08:30:11 pm
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 16, 2014, 06:49:37 pm
fresh OC (lol)

guess who
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Trick question. Its every fucking idiot in NA that plays this putrid mess
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 16, 2014, 09:05:17 pm
My personal mercing stats; If you find yourself with half or less then 401, rest assured, you are part of the problem. Take note how diverse my portfolio is when it comes to facilitating factions in strat.

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 16, 2014, 09:20:07 pm
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 16, 2014, 06:49:37 pm
fresh OC (lol)

guess who
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sounds like your drinking some fresh OJ in ur morning time documentary
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 16, 2014, 09:27:59 pm
Quote from: Daruvian on September 16, 2014, 06:23:36 pm
i just cant believe theres enough people that actually care about strat 5 AT ALL to make a thread four pages long, im astounded really

edit: i skimmed and realized half the posts are from kesh and mcdeath, so i retract my statement
the trick is, edit the preference so you can view more posts per page. It seems less pathetic. (And less clicking)
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Matey on September 16, 2014, 09:29:06 pm
Quote from: SQUIDNAUGHT on September 16, 2014, 09:05:17 pm
My personal mercing stats; If you find yourself with half or less then 401, rest assured, you are part of the problem. Take note how diverse my portfolio is when it comes to facilitating factions in strat.

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I took a look at mine... ive been in 25 battles this strat! I have also merced for KbW as many times as I have merced for my own faction (2 for each). I managed 5 battles for BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN). Truly I contribute much.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 10:16:47 pm
Quote from: Matey on September 16, 2014, 09:29:06 pm
I have also merced for KbW as many times as I have merced for my own faction (2 for each).

TRAITOR PIRATE!!!
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Dionysus on September 16, 2014, 10:58:42 pm
Quote from: Dionysus on September 16, 2014, 08:36:08 am
Stop looking at ladders and factions; most of those players are not active ON BOTH SIDES.

Quote from: mcdeath on September 16, 2014, 02:25:16 pm
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Not even the slightest bit of courtesy to actually read my post.

Quote from: Testicleez on September 16, 2014, 09:15:43 am
I feel like that's a big part of Strategus, the 'politics' if you will.

No, I won't. That's a joke. People handle diplomacy and politics in Strategus like Warhammer: Fantasy Dwarfs.

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 16, 2014, 11:04:40 pm
Actually gave you a +1 for a change...
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Emotion on September 16, 2014, 11:15:43 pm
I read a page and a half of this and I already wanna kill Kesh with something painful. Also Anders made me chuckle a few times so I figured I needed to stop.

One thing I did pull out of every Kesh post I read was that he doesn't have enough merc support. With all the cRPG Gold and Strat Silver you pay out, you'd think you'd get enough. I would assume that it is because people just don't like you bud.

People don't like me either, I understand you.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 11:38:30 pm
Quote from: SQUIDNAUGHT on September 16, 2014, 09:05:17 pm
My personal mercing stats; If you find yourself with half or less then 401, rest assured, you are part of the problem. Take note how diverse my portfolio is when it comes to facilitating factions in strat.

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401...that's half of every single battle to date. That's some serious No life there.

I have 116.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 16, 2014, 11:43:15 pm
You have over 3,000 posts on the forum... Maybe you should play the game more.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 11:51:07 pm
Hello, everyone knows that the higher your post count the larger your e-peen.

Also, that's like a super big insult to Kesh who has 4.2k posts.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 16, 2014, 11:58:21 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 11:51:07 pm
Hello, everyone knows that the higher your post count the larger your e-peen.

Also, that's like a super big insult to Kesh who has 4.2k posts.

I'm sure Kesh has participated in just as many as me. Not even counting the additional hundreds he has on EU. We just got blessed with better time management skills than a 5 year old.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: arowaine on September 16, 2014, 11:58:28 pm
Quote from: Sir_Wonka on September 16, 2014, 05:30:02 pm
Our battles vs kesh wouldn't be for XP would be for gay love. At this moment we are chasing following kesh down with a 2k army of plate and 2k champion coursers to reinforce him. That nerd can't hide from a sloth since he is the master slot!

Corrected heueheuehue :D
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 17, 2014, 12:05:49 am
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you Kesh. I never really payed attention to drama (still don't really, just bored) of strat. I just normally skim over rage/sperg/nerd posts to fuel the fire in my belly without actually reading the entire post. Why? Because I cannot read an entire post like that without wanting to
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It baffles me how much random bullshit someone like you can type, and just some of the dribbled sentences you can make. For someone to be this heavy invested emotionally is kind of disturbing. Like, you seriously might have a problem. Just relax, and have some fun. You act like one battle effects the entire war, or little hiccups like this don't go both way in the war, as our greasy, pony tailed champion Anders pointed out. There is no exploiting, there is no cheating, simple as that. You want to talk about cheating, lets head over to EU and talk about DRZ and Grey Order multi accouting and all that hulla-bulloo.

If you ever wonder why mercs don't sign up for you (which they do). Did you ever think it's because you and a couple of the AoW guys are very ill-tempered and just have shitty attitudes? Not a healthy environment to have a strat battle in.

TL'DR: Chill out bruh. Let's have awesome battles without stupid highschool teeny-bop drama.

In response. I made a poem.
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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 17, 2014, 12:13:02 am
Listen up "bruh" there are only 2 Californian heroes in this game and they are Ryan and Illuminati.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 17, 2014, 12:20:08 am
Quote from: SQUIDNAUGHT on September 17, 2014, 12:13:02 am
Listen up "bruh" there are only 2 Californian heroes in this game and they are Ryan and Illuminati.

I was only using bruh, and braj, and other bro variations because I was watching Workaholics.

"Only two things come from California. Earthquakes and bundle of stickss queers. Those two aren't earthquakes so they must be bundle of stickss queers."
-Fred Durst 2003

Edit: Forgot that FogHat word didn't work. Way to ruin that for me Donkeylord!
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: bensai on September 17, 2014, 12:23:57 am
SQUIDS, MB, WE'RE ALL NERDS HERE PLS PLS GAIS STOP FIGHTING LETS JUST MAKE SWEET LOVE ITS ONLY STRAT DDD:

KESH AND ALDO KISS AND MAKE UP
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 17, 2014, 01:37:06 am
No attempt to apologize or fix the nighttime settings.  So no one can attack emer during NA primetime from now on.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 17, 2014, 03:16:48 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on September 16, 2014, 05:09:37 am
Hey Kesh:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2411

Get over it.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Chosen1 on September 17, 2014, 03:21:49 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 17, 2014, 01:37:06 am
No attempt to apologize or fix the nighttime settings.  So no one can attack emer during NA primetime from now on.

may I redirect everyone to this thread. http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/fcc-fcc-vassal-tactics/

Keshian: when he does something shitty, it's never his own fault. but fuck anyone else who does the same thing (not even purposely i might add)  8-)
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: njames89 on September 17, 2014, 03:26:52 am
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 17, 2014, 03:21:49 am
may I redirect everyone to this thread. http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/fcc-fcc-vassal-tactics/

Keshian: when he does something shitty, it's never his own fault. but fuck anyone else who does the same thing (not even purposely i might add)  8-)

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 17, 2014, 03:30:55 am
Quote from: Daruvian on June 22, 2013, 03:54:16 pm
The Complete Guide to Improving the Melee Gaming Forums
20134 Edition

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Step One: Downvote all posts by Keshian.

Step Two: Report all posts by Keshian.

Step Three: Proceed to ignore Keshian.

I like this game. I know Chosen1 does too
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Boss on September 17, 2014, 03:34:35 am
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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 17, 2014, 04:11:55 am
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 17, 2014, 03:21:49 am
may I redirect everyone to this thread. http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/fcc-fcc-vassal-tactics/

Keshian: when he does something shitty, it's never his own fault. but fuck anyone else who does the same thing (not even purposely i might add)  8-)

Hey that's when I started shitposting. Roleplaying. I gotta start that up again but just make shit up cause strat's dead now.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 17, 2014, 04:14:15 am
Quote from: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 17, 2014, 04:11:55 am
Hey that's when I started shitposting. Roleplaying. I gotta start that up again but just make shit up cause strat's dead now.

If you don't mind, can you talk about your days back in Nam?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 17, 2014, 04:22:18 am
It is sad to cry about merc's but WE have been down 10 every battle. Fucking carebares
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 17, 2014, 04:28:54 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 16, 2014, 05:15:46 am
Did the EXACT SAME THING last strat when maple_syrup owned nomar.  Every time tkov attacked you would abuse the nihgttime setting to push the battle to middle of the night 2-3 am since they had much better mercs, but MB super-tryhard when it comes to strat would show up 30 guys of their own clan at 3 am.

Hi, super huge f4gg07 reporting in to tell you that you're wrong.

I merced in damn near every battle MB had for that fief. I can tell with you certainty that they didn't intentionally set that. Canada/Maple Syrup was being a tremendous jackass and being completely idle while having fucked up nighttime settings on account of being high as all hell when he set them. TKoV did NOT have superior mercs for those fights. MB had a laundry list of people that love them (they have an odd sort of fellowship with tons of good players on NA1 that otherwise don't care so much for strat, not to mention their own very skilled folks); they didn't have any sort of need to abuse night-time settings. I remember from being on their TS during all the battles that the MB guys were bitching about the time as well. They had some dudes that were working first-shift the next day that showed up to most fights.

I don't know shit about anything going on now. Maybe MB/KbW are being real cock-locks and setting abusive night-time. I don't think they are based upon past experience, but I couldn't say for sure since I ain't been around.

ok im gay tyvm bye
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Chosen1 on September 17, 2014, 04:45:05 am
Quote from: Wesleysnipes on September 17, 2014, 04:22:18 am
It is sad to cry about merc's but WE have been down 10 every battle. Fucking carebares

maybe cause you attacked every faction in NA you tard

don't even TRY to play the victim, if you and kesh weren't such shitlords in strat and on the forums you wouldn't be so outnumbered.

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 17, 2014, 04:56:55 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on September 17, 2014, 04:28:54 am
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Why are you even posting on this thread you dick-craving cock jockey. Go back to your job as a truck stop cum dumpster and make some cash.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: BaleOhay on September 17, 2014, 05:01:30 am
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 17, 2014, 04:45:05 am
maybe cause you attacked every faction in NA you tard

don't even TRY to play the victim, if you and kesh weren't such shitlords in strat and on the forums you wouldn't be so outnumbered.

not really I think the true difficulty is finding 102 players who still play the game that is making finding mercs difficult.

I remember those times you would have to do roll call and turn people away.... Ahh the good ole days
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: traxits on September 17, 2014, 05:04:20 am
guys how about

hold on get ready for this

how about we all be friends                                                     pls                                                                             

i'll make nachos for all of us some other nerd has to bring the mountain dew

good plan good plan okay c u all at my place sadderday night
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 17, 2014, 05:27:24 am
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 17, 2014, 04:45:05 am
maybe cause you attacked every carebear in NA you tard

 on the forums

When I read your name I can always picture that fatass breathing from the video our GodFather made. :)

Keep down voting to make you feel like you have a dick.

Or is it the one up your bum bum?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 17, 2014, 10:25:30 am
inc another whine thread.



http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2468
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 17, 2014, 10:38:37 am
Quote from: Goretooth on September 17, 2014, 10:25:30 am
inc another whine thread.



http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2468

Sorry, too tired.  Not worth feeding the trolls getting cocky about always defending.  You'll have to get your jollies in a bottle instead of through me.  I'm sure you won't have any problem with that.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 17, 2014, 10:40:39 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 17, 2014, 10:38:37 am
Sorry, too tired.  Not worth feeding the trolls getting cocky about always defending.  You'll have to get your jollies in a bottle instead of through me.  I'm sure you won't have any problem with that.
lol i didn't even show up. I'm sure you can vent your rage crying in ts though.  :mrgreen:
btw i don't drink lol been a few years get with the times but nice try. I mean it's better then weslys insults.
Quote from: Wesleysnipes on September 08, 2014, 06:43:31 pm
Gore you're better off sticking to bar tending, now make me a drink.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 17, 2014, 12:38:05 pm
Quote from: arowaine on September 16, 2014, 11:58:28 pm
Corrected heueheuehue :D

FCC 2.0
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 17, 2014, 04:19:27 pm
Aldo forgot to mention that one of our other leaders is shik. And the real name of our faction is gilmore girls
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 17, 2014, 04:28:26 pm
We had so many less mercs at that 3 am battle that I think we need to start our own thread about it
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 17, 2014, 05:22:45 pm
Well, atleast I can say whatever happens after this war. We are taking down then EU commies called the cooperation = gud XP. They only know how to roleplay ppl stealing their shitty beer. People like cute sloths more than shitty beer. (I'll make a gud thred instead of that shit I made about declaring war on KeshCC 2.0/ MB/KbW).

P.S. sign up for yoshis tonight if u support da non exploiting immersion breaking underdogs . they ain't the squids or Barbarians. Hell even if u hate me as well u shud sign up for em.  The cooperation don't say shit on the forums they just attack.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Vengt037 on September 17, 2014, 05:54:55 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on September 17, 2014, 04:28:26 pm
We had so many less mercs at that 3 am battle that I think we need to start our own thread about it

You had fewer mercs....peasant.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 17, 2014, 06:06:59 pm
The Downvotes! The rage! The satisfaction of the rage!!!! Need more infamy ;)
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 17, 2014, 06:19:03 pm
Quote from: Wesleysnipes on September 17, 2014, 06:06:59 pm
The Downvotes! The rage! The satisfaction of the rage!!!! Need more infamy ;)

Your infamy is lame tho. Your not getting for witty remarks. Just for being a rude dude with tude. Totally different
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 17, 2014, 06:38:49 pm
Quote from: Wesleysnipes on September 17, 2014, 06:06:59 pm
The Downvotes! The rage! The satisfaction of the rage!!!! Need more infamy ;)

wow you really are becoming a piece of kesh, its like you're his child just learning how to walk down the paths of being a total spunkmeister
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 17, 2014, 06:57:41 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on September 17, 2014, 06:19:03 pm
Your infamy is lame tho. Your not getting for witty remarks. Just for being a rude dude with tude. Totally different

I'm not which is more awful: your grammar or this thread.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 17, 2014, 07:08:09 pm
Quote from: Vengt037 on September 17, 2014, 05:54:55 pm
You had fewer mercs....peasant.
I am role playing as the son of Kesh (even though we know he is a virgin) therefore I am half as much of a sperg/retard as he is
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 17, 2014, 07:30:37 pm
Quote from: MURDERTRON on September 17, 2014, 06:57:41 pm
I'm not which is more awful: your grammar or this thread.

Typical response by a fucking twerp
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 17, 2014, 09:02:30 pm
I can see where it would be beneficial to change night time settings before being re-attacked.   Not to screw over "good battle times" but to allow for extra time to reinforce (and then hope that you're not ready to re-attack at that shitty time, whereas they may be able to then pull out S&D/Gold, equipment, etc before being attacked the second the battle is over). 

Kesh I don't think you're in a position to talk about "abusing" strat mechanics for your own advantage :)
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 17, 2014, 09:23:38 pm
Daruvian when did u become an item Advisor? What does that mean. New items or nerfs? Or just to be higher than the rest of us plebian nerds
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 17, 2014, 11:41:35 pm
Quote from: MURDERTRON on September 17, 2014, 06:57:41 pm
I'm not which is more awful: your grammar or this thread.

fuck you
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Holiday203 on September 18, 2014, 12:08:12 am
Quote from: mcdeath on September 17, 2014, 04:28:26 pm
We had so many less mercs at that 3 am battle that I think we need to start our own thread about it

Half the roster was EU to kbw all NA roster minus malgalad.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Oreo on September 18, 2014, 01:26:39 am
I counted maybe 7-8 EUs.. soo  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 18, 2014, 01:30:01 am
Quote from: Holiday203 on September 18, 2014, 12:08:12 am
Half the roster was EU to kbw all NA roster minus malgalad.


But MB doesn't care about strat and they didn't intentionally make the battle 3 am?? lol  but yeah it was more like a third to 40% of our roster - some of whom intentionally wasted our c-sites and our xbows.

Yeah no, the trolls have their strat now - all the people who sit around and do nothing all strat except trade runs and defend all buddies together.  Enjoy the rest of strat guys - probably as many good sized battle in next 4 months as we put together per week.  We were going to give the community battles till we burned through all 30K troops, but so few people left not allying and working together with you at this point no one can even put together a full roster against LCO, MB, Acre, Cooperation, Black Company, Astralis.  Doesn't matter who you are fighting - poor yoshis found that out.  Join the alliance of 80% of the active playerbase or fight with half their number of NA mercs against them.

You turned NA into Eu with another UIF - only big difference is your clans are basically the youngest players in this game - most of the rest of the community was smart and mature enough to leave as we were doing after our big drive to give the community one last hurrah of battles.  Instead of being grateful the Daycare clans acted like little kids because they were so frightened to lose a pixel on a map. lol.

Sigh I actually miss Daruvian and Smoothrich with their creative and original trolling - these little kids like Chosen1, Aldo, and McDeath and pretty much the rest of MB and acre are such weak, childish trolls I feel like i'm being insulted by a gang of little kids - just leaves me kind of sad remembering how much better this community used to be and what it has degenerated into. 

e.g. Acre's battle description - funniest of all its actually a battle against someone we are completely neutral with but anyone not in their big gay alliance must be with me lol:
"a bloo bloo bloo I'm a baby and cry because nighttime settings" -kesh"  - how can anyone even feel insulted when someone insults you like your 5 yr old cousin would try to do?  Am i right or am i right? Sigh, hopefully the new bannerlord will draw back some of the good old crew - people that actually had wit , satire and intelligence.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: njames89 on September 18, 2014, 01:46:47 am
down boy down

See file photo of a post-loss Keshian
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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 18, 2014, 03:13:34 am
Quote from: njames89 on September 18, 2014, 01:46:47 am
down boy down

See file photo of a post-loss Keshian
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Huh?  Perfect example I guess.  I give an intelligent, witty rejoinder.  James posts this thinking its clever, even though it doesn't actually relate to anything discussed, nothing in the previous post showed any rage (actually more pity than anything else) of any kind, but I guess it fits right in with him and his group's low level of trolling ability.  I think you might actually be channeling Chosen1, James, who I am pretty sure is around 13-14 years old.  Admittedly Reinhardt was the one with the brains and he was smart enough to quit the game.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 18, 2014, 03:22:41 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 18, 2014, 03:13:34 am
I give an intelligent, witty rejoinder.

ayy lmao

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 18, 2014, 04:32:22 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on September 18, 2014, 03:22:41 am
ayy lmao

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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 18, 2014, 04:37:53 am
Lol @ all of the carebears plus 1 ing each other.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 18, 2014, 04:44:44 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 18, 2014, 01:30:01 am
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Kesh, we all "allied" together because we share a common distaste for you. I don't know if you can get it through your thick skull but you are one of the most hated people in NA. I will admit I am probably not that far behind you but I am hated for different reasons. The only way I can describe you and your strategus actions is the way that Obi-Wan talks about Mos Eisley.
Quote
"Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

To address your remark about my trolling, I was not childish in my trolling and if I was I was only matching your level. The ban thread was weak, I can admit that. Aldo didn't even troll(lets face it, that guy doesn't know how to) and Chosen1 is a mentally challenged child who enjoys voting on a forum for a shit mod.

I really don't have anything else to say. You lost get over it and go crawl back into the dog cage your step dad used to throw you in when he wanted to fuck your mother.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 18, 2014, 05:03:28 am
it makes me sad when y'all don't understand the role of kesh. the dude is the villain of strat each time around and y'all keep taking these insults too far :*(. i honestly think both sides have kesh-esque recruiting methods and BS strat thingy-mabobbers but you don't hear kesh cry nearly as much as yall.

strat would be retarded without our token ginger bish (slang for bitch, relit)

~harold c. crumb
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 18, 2014, 05:09:15 am
Quote from: HarryCrumb on September 18, 2014, 05:03:28 am
but you don't hear kesh cry nearly as much as yall

lol
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 18, 2014, 05:12:37 am
he is one guy. sure he complains daily (hourly). but yall have an army of angry sperglords that just complain and complain about kesh.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: traxits on September 18, 2014, 05:53:28 am
This bullshit is getting tiring just to read, how the fuck do you fucks manage to actually type out all this shit?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 18, 2014, 05:55:51 am
Quote from: traxits on September 18, 2014, 05:53:28 am
This bullshit is getting tiring just to read, how the fuck do you fucks manage to actually type out all this shit?
I quit my job and dropped out of school
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: arowaine on September 18, 2014, 06:40:46 am
Quote from: mcdeath on September 18, 2014, 05:55:51 am
I quit my job and dropped out of school

dedicated boy :) true american spirit
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 18, 2014, 06:43:16 am
So all that time ago when I promised to write a dramatic piano ballad rewrite of "Kesh Is Gay"... well I've finally gotten around to it. I even recorded a first draft today. I was going to post it but now I would just feel like I was ganging up on Kesh too hard.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 18, 2014, 07:01:11 am
Quote from: HarryCrumb on September 18, 2014, 05:12:37 am
he is one guy. sure he complains daily (hourly). but yall have an army of angry sperglords that just complain and complain about kesh.

I don't know about the rest of these people, but I simply refute Kesh's statements, tell him he's crying, then laugh about it in Teamspeak afterwards. I didn't know that made me an angry sperglord. :?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: imisshotmail on September 18, 2014, 09:39:04 am
Quote from: HarryCrumb on September 18, 2014, 05:03:28 am
it makes me sad when y'all don't understand the role of kesh. the dude is the villain of strat each time around and y'all keep taking these insults too far :*(. i honestly think both sides have kesh-esque recruiting methods and BS strat thingy-mabobbers but you don't hear kesh cry nearly as much as yall.

Kesh is like a heel in wrestling which is exactly how you should play strategus because it's hilarious.

I don't know if Kesh is trolling with his posts he's probably not but at his worst he is a rager who maybe takes strat too serious, which is a far cry from 3/4 the cRPG community who are actually just awful people.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 18, 2014, 11:32:58 am
Quote from: imisshotmail on September 18, 2014, 09:39:04 am
Kesh is like a heel in wrestling which is exactly how you should play strategus because it's hilarious.

I don't know if Kesh is trolling with his posts he's probably not but at his worst he is a rager who maybe takes strat too serious, which is a far cry from 3/4 the cRPG community who are actually just awful people.
Not everyone can be a gem like you.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: BaleOhay on September 18, 2014, 01:13:31 pm
The LCO art of war, secretly feed troops and gear to who you want to win, till enough of the map is attacking a faction then join in. Bravo. Puff up chest and be proud of yourselves.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 18, 2014, 02:24:31 pm
Quote from: BaleOhay on September 18, 2014, 01:13:31 pm
The LCO art of war, secretly feed troops and gear to who you want to win, till enough of the map is attacking a faction then join in. Bravo. Puff up chest and be proud of yourselves.
beats making constant whine threads and crying on ts. Pay mercs to dive is one we haven't master yet maybe you could teach us?
you forgot we chest bump too.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 18, 2014, 02:52:34 pm
Quote from: HarryCrumb on September 17, 2014, 11:41:35 pm
fuck you

I love you harry. On a sidenote about this strat , te most upsetting thing about this round of strat is that sanderson attacked us i think. I actually called a lawyer and sucide h i tline at the same time. If this did not hapen disregard. Elder scrolls online is my life now and i get confused alot. However more amazing is redguards are real
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: BaleOhay on September 18, 2014, 03:48:14 pm
Quote from: Goretooth on September 18, 2014, 02:24:31 pm
beats making constant whine threads and crying on ts. Pay mercs to dive is one we haven't master yet maybe you could teach us?
you forgot we chest bump too.

On goretooths deathbed his last words will be unga matey bribe unga.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 18, 2014, 04:14:11 pm
Quote from: BaleOhay on September 18, 2014, 03:48:14 pm
On goretooths deathbed his last words will be unga matey bribe unga.
been a few post since i've seen the eight man faction or night time setting card been played whats the deal on that?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 18, 2014, 04:47:36 pm
Kesh,aldo,arrowaine,wesley. Are all needed in this community. Hell even murdertron. They keep the hate going.Aldo is by far the best tho. Its amazing how much shit rolls off his back. We just chuckle in TS about these posts. We also text strategies with each other.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 18, 2014, 04:48:22 pm
Sexually
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 18, 2014, 05:06:04 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on September 18, 2014, 04:47:36 pm
Kesh,aldo,arrowaine,wesley. Are all needed in this community. Hell even murdertron. They keep the hate going.Aldo is by far the best tho. Its amazing how much shit rolls off his back. We just chuckle in TS about these posts. We also text strategies with each other.

Lol, sarcasm?  remember I've heard him in ts, on steam, and in game - he rages over being team-bumped at spawn on battle server and practically broke out in tears in other factions' ts trying to convince other factions to merc for him back when we had closer to equal number of mercs.  I'm sure he's calm now with 15 more mercs every fight, but before he was as crazy as James gets - same goes with any strat leader - very very easy to be relaxed when winning a battle with overwhelming number of mercs.


Quote from: mcdeath on September 18, 2014, 04:44:44 am
You lost get over it

Lol, did you really think we expected to wipe out MB with only 7 guys?  We got most of what we wanted - making a bunch of battles for fun, wiping out over half of MB's troops (even the ones LCO gave them) and taking half of MB's fiefs temporarily.  This was an exit strategy from the game - go back and read our original roleplay post - there was no long-term goal of holding all your fiefs or taking them all (how could we with so few people).  We had a lot of fun out-maneuvering you and out-playing you on the strat map.  I and the other guys are more than happy with what we accomplished - thats how we play to win every strat - we often give/sell fiefs away to make more fights.  TOP RENOWN BITCHES! Would have been nice to use up the other 10K shiny troops, but oh well, not going to give battles to community that doesnt want them anymore (too busy, classes starting, etc. can't make our fights).

You guys are so addicted to pixel crack every strat you dont get that this is a war game - you win by creating fun fights for the community.  Not by being trolly douches that sit and do nothing all strat except brag about being able to defend with plate mail and 50% more mercs because you never take any risks or attack anyone so no enemies to merc against you.  Every strat you and LCO play this game for the pixel crack and not for the fun of creating battles for your members and the community - its why strat dies off.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 18, 2014, 05:19:46 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on September 18, 2014, 07:01:11 am
I don't know about the rest of these people, but I simply refute Kesh's statements, tell him he's crying, then laugh about it in Teamspeak afterwards. I didn't know that made me an angry sperglord. :?
U responded to kesh. No sensible calm person would step an inch into that octagon of nerdshitposting.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 18, 2014, 06:12:47 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on September 18, 2014, 04:47:36 pm
Kesh,aldo,arrowaine,wesley. Are all needed in this community. Hell even murdertron. They keep the hate going.Aldo is by far the best tho. Its amazing how much shit rolls off his back. We just chuckle in TS about these posts. We also text strategies with each other.
You text strategies? All I get are dick pics
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: njames89 on September 18, 2014, 06:25:37 pm
Kesh please,
Just because I tell you to fuckoff, for being a massive hypocrite and a whiny bitch, does not mean I'm going crazy. You only come into my ts to spew propaganda and so you are banned. Haven't spoken to you since that so not sure what you are talking about.

Perhaps you are basing this all off the text I send you when you reach critical levels of spergdom, though I have no doubt you blow that way out of proportion in any way you think will benefit you. I say look back at this thread bud, couple pretty hefty walls of text. I hang out in ts with my guys shooting the shit. You still months after not talking to me seem obsessed. You gonna pull through?

As for Aldo hes been a pleasure to talk to every time as are to be honest, pretty much everyone who isn't you or the Squids... On one hand there are players who value playing the game respectfully and don't go out of their way to be douchebags. On the other a group of nerds hell bent on ruining the experience for the rest at all cost. Coincidence you are bitching about a lack of merc support? I think not.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 18, 2014, 07:02:28 pm
No im serious kesh. All the shit you guys post about aldo is great. You and wesley make us laugh. The only time i heard him say something to someone was some euro asswipe kept playing games and when someone picked spectre over him in dota2
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 18, 2014, 09:51:20 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on September 18, 2014, 04:47:36 pm
Kesh,aldo,arrowaine,wesley. Are all needed in this community. Hell even murdertron. They keep the hate going.Aldo is by far the best tho. Its amazing how much shit rolls off his back. We just chuckle in TS about these posts. We also text strategies with each other.

^this is what i'm saying. double agree about aldo. i don't hang out in MB TS much but the guy is honestly one of the most genuine people i've met in this game.

"fuck kesh"

~relit
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 18, 2014, 10:14:00 pm
Quote from: HarryCrumb on September 18, 2014, 09:51:20 pm
^this is what i'm saying. double agree about aldo. i don't hang out in MB TS much but the guy is honestly one of the most genuine people i've met in this game.

I think this thread needs to be revamped into an "Aldogalus Appreciation Thread," where we all share our joyous & loving experiences we've had with him.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Artyem on September 18, 2014, 10:16:44 pm
Quote from: HarryCrumb on September 18, 2014, 09:51:20 pm
"fuck kesh"

~relit
I can confirm the legitimacy of this quote.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Bronto on September 18, 2014, 10:59:56 pm
I agree with Testicleez. I haven't been on TS much as of late, been busy, broke my mic, too lazy to get one etc...but I used to hang out with aldog everyday and he is a founding member of the IBFTS.
(click to show/hide)
For those of you that don't know he is also the worlds biggest TOOL fan. What I'm saying is, aldog, you da bessssssssssssss........minus now.

Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 18, 2014, 11:12:50 pm
INC whine threads rofl.

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2482

LOL was on the phone and then bam.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Oreo on September 18, 2014, 11:12:54 pm
What just happened?

 :|
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 18, 2014, 11:14:10 pm
Major collapse....  That's all.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 18, 2014, 11:15:10 pm
Glad i wasn't in their ts.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 18, 2014, 11:20:20 pm
Yes, but they 'won' strat already, soooo....
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 18, 2014, 11:20:47 pm
Quote from: Wesleysnipes on September 18, 2014, 04:37:53 am
Lol @ all of the carebears plus 1 ing each other.

Goes both ways hypocrite.

lol@https://rofl.lmfao/r/fuckallofyoushitbabies.gov
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 18, 2014, 11:56:58 pm
We rose like N A Z I Germany, and collapsed the same way. Damn world/community ganging up on us !
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 18, 2014, 11:57:35 pm
Without us there would be no battles
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 18, 2014, 11:58:03 pm
Remember everyone, insults are encouraged as long as they are creative. Demerits will be issued for the following:

a) Claiming the other person is mad (it takes a real fucking cunt to actually be very mad on the internet, but for some reason proving that the other person is mad is seen as a victory)
b) Saying that you fucked/will fuck/are fucking a person's mother or father. I mean, comon, that shit is basic as all hell. Remember in 2nd grade when saying "YOUR MOM" was a sick-ass burn? Yeah, I miss those times but we should have all moved past that.
c) Under most circumstances, claiming that the other person is overweight/ugly/virginal/etc. I mean, yeah, all of those things are more likely to be true here than your average social media outlet, but shit, that's pretty much the pot calling the kettle a friend here.

Alright boys, lets have some good, clean shitposts.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 19, 2014, 12:12:01 am
Quote from: Wesleysnipes on September 18, 2014, 11:56:58 pm
We rose like N A Z I Germany, and collapsed the same way. Damn world/community ganging up on us !

So in other words, you didn't 'win?'
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: vespasian on September 19, 2014, 12:50:03 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on September 18, 2014, 11:58:03 pm
that's pretty much the pot calling the kettle a friend here.

I'm not sure whats happening in this thread but I'm pretty sure I enjoyed this part. That's all.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Artyem on September 19, 2014, 12:55:28 am
What exactly caused the Squids to fall apart during that battle?  You guys had a good defensive position and you were only down 4 5 mercs.  Just lack of communication?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 19, 2014, 01:01:27 am
Quote from: Artyem on September 19, 2014, 12:55:28 am
What exactly caused the Squids to fall apart during that battle?  You guys had a good defensive position and you were only down 4 5 mercs.  Just lack of communication?
well kesh dropped his merc gold bag and the mercs went flying around the hill to collect.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 19, 2014, 01:04:02 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on September 18, 2014, 11:58:03 pm
demerit

you sicken me

Edit: and fuck all you scum mb members

looking at u ulfson
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on September 19, 2014, 01:05:19 am
No communication. Not alot of our players come in teamspeak for whatever reason, even know we ask them to repeatedly. So no one called out that there were any enemies on the flag, no one called out that they were putting them down. By them time I saw it in chat I was killed and they were all down. Its so difficult for us to fill a roster that we accept anyone, and alot of times these people are random euros, or people who dont give a fuck about coming in ts. Its not like we have the chance to do a roll call and pick people who are in teamspeak and ready to work together
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Aldogalus on September 19, 2014, 01:26:41 am
Skin was that crpg gold thing a joke? Are you going to repay us like you said you would?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 19, 2014, 02:14:30 am
I'm talking about strat in general. Not a single battle. PleaS more down votes
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 19, 2014, 02:25:37 am
Quote from: Captain_Skinboat on September 19, 2014, 01:05:19 am
No communication. Not alot of our players come in teamspeak for whatever reason, even know we ask them to repeatedly. So no one called out that there were any enemies on the flag, no one called out that they were putting them down. By them time I saw it in chat I was killed and they were all down. Its so difficult for us to fill a roster that we accept anyone, and alot of times these people are random euros, or people who dont give a fuck about coming in ts. Its not like we have the chance to do a roll call and pick people who are in teamspeak and ready to work together

I would have come to ts if Kesh wasn't such a cock mongling my old friendgot. Guy perma banned me from TS again.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Pooper on September 19, 2014, 03:12:59 am
We all know who the real winners are.....         LONG LIVE THE NORTHERN EMPIRE!!!!!
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: traxits on September 19, 2014, 04:57:51 am
holy fuck you cockgobblers are all starting to annoy me. this shit was entertaining for the first few weeks of this degrassi episode gone wrong but you've turned this entire section of the forums so fucking gay it makes sanderson seem straight. why can't you dick jockies just suck each other off and agree that you're not going to manage to make anyone actually fucking cry, you're grown ass men for fucks sake. can this annoying circlejerk just end, like damn i want to see some interesting shit posted on here not 6 fucking monkeys flinging their doritos stained shit at each other.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Matey on September 19, 2014, 07:28:41 am
Quote from: njames89 on September 18, 2014, 06:25:37 pm

As for Aldo hes been a pleasure to talk to every time as are to be honest, pretty much everyone who isn't you or the Squids... On one hand there are players who value playing the game respectfully and don't go out of their way to be douchebags. On the other a group of nerds hell bent on ruining the experience for the rest at all cost. Coincidence you are bitching about a lack of merc support? I think not.

Sooo everyone should play respectfully and just trade together peacefully? I mean... sure you can theoretically have respectful wars... but uhh it doesn't happen. People always get mad at each other when they are fighting in strat, so the more people you fight the more people are mad at you; but at least you get xp.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Bryggan on September 19, 2014, 08:23:52 am
I have been in all of your teamspeaks and messaged most of you, and found pretty much everyone is quite cool.  But I will attack you when necessary.  And I will enjoy it.  And if anyone bitches and whines about that, I will just roll my eyes and say "WTF, whatever".

It sucks to spend two months building up an army just to see it destroyed in several minutes, but what else are you going to do with it?  I myself have fought several battles, and nobody bitched.  In fact my enemies congratulated me on having some moxy.  Of course I never posted about how awesome i was when I won, when we all know victory is 94% due to roster support, nor did I post about how my enemy sux ballz when I lost.  And my last loss I outnumbered them in ticks and roster, and the gear was only slightly less than theirs, yet they won.  Capped my flags, the jerks.  Annoying as fuck, but there's no shame in losing to players that are better than yours.

So just please stop bitching.

And if you have crazy night time settings, and you do not show up for your own battle, you should be perma-banned.  From life.

Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 19, 2014, 08:43:38 am
Quote from: Bryggan on September 19, 2014, 08:23:52 am
I have been in all of your teamspeaks and messaged most of you, and found pretty much everyone is quite cool.  But I will attack you when necessary.  And I will enjoy it.  And if anyone bitches and whines about that, I will just roll my eyes and say "WTF, whatever".

It sucks to spend two months building up an army just to see it destroyed in several minutes, but what else are you going to do with it?  I myself have fought several battles, and nobody bitched.  In fact my enemies congratulated me on having some moxy.  Of course I never posted about how awesome i was when I won, when we all know victory is 94% due to roster support, nor did I post about how my enemy sux ballz when I lost.  And my last loss I outnumbered them in ticks and roster, and the gear was only slightly less than theirs, yet they won.  Capped my flags, the jerks.  Annoying as fuck, but there's no shame in losing to players that are better than yours.

So just please stop bitching.

And if you have crazy night time settings, and you do not show up for your own battle, you should be perma-banned.  From life.

One guy doing the occasional random attacks doesn't do anything.  Its the repeated attacks involved in a war and losing their pixel crack, Bryggan.  Big difference what Matey is talking about and what you are talking about.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: imisshotmail on September 19, 2014, 09:10:34 am
Quote from: Matey on September 19, 2014, 07:28:41 am
Sooo everyone should play respectfully and just trade together peacefully? I mean... sure you can theoretically have respectful wars... but uhh it doesn't happen. People always get mad at each other when they are fighting in strat, so the more people you fight the more people are mad at you; but at least you get xp.

People being mad is what made wars in strat so fun too, if you think back at all the most fun wars in strat they were all between people who were saying shit about each other on the forums constantly and making up absurd lies to slander the other side. Wars like fcc vs mercs, hero party vs fcc ect were great entertainment more than just the shitty battles.

If you aren't going to play the villain as a strat leader your clan is worthless as has been confirmed 3 years running.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: vespasian on September 19, 2014, 02:09:00 pm
Quote from: imisshotmail on September 19, 2014, 09:10:34 am
If you aren't going to play the villain as a strat leader your clan is worthless as has been confirmed 3 years running.

Curious statement considering the state of your clan at the moment.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 19, 2014, 02:23:03 pm
Quote from: vespasian on September 19, 2014, 02:09:00 pm
Curious statement considering the state of your clan at the moment.
Hey they ain't done calling in all favors yet
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 19, 2014, 03:53:56 pm
Damn and here I thought everyone would be talking about my top score performance.   :cry:
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: BaleOhay on September 19, 2014, 05:34:57 pm
We assumed it was a typo
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Vengt037 on September 19, 2014, 05:58:29 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on September 19, 2014, 03:53:56 pm
Damn and here I thought everyone would be talking about my top score performance.   :cry:

attaboy Huseby!
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 19, 2014, 07:24:28 pm
Quote from: Matey on September 19, 2014, 07:28:41 am
Sooo everyone should play respectfully and just trade together peacefully? I mean... sure you can theoretically have respectful wars... but uhh it doesn't happen. People always get mad at each other when they are fighting in strat, so the more people you fight the more people are mad at you; but at least you get xp.


Nobody is complaining about battles. People are complaining when they lose.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: dreadnok on September 19, 2014, 07:45:36 pm
Quote from: traxits on September 19, 2014, 04:57:51 am
holy fuck you cockgobblers are all starting to annoy me. this shit was entertaining for the first few weeks of this degrassi episode gone wrong but you've turned this entire section of the forums so fucking gay it makes sanderson seem straight. why can't you dick jockies just suck each other off and agree that you're not going to manage to make anyone actually fucking cry, you're grown ass men for fucks sake. can this annoying circlejerk just end, like damn i want to see some interesting shit posted on here not 6 fucking monkeys flinging their doritos stained shit at each other.

Almost. Too much gay talk. Very uncreative. The doritos angle was brilliant tho. No lie. I laughed.

And daruvian you better your fucking tongue, knave. You might lose it!
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: StonedSteel on September 19, 2014, 08:52:24 pm
Quote from: imisshotmail on September 19, 2014, 09:10:34 am
People being mad is what made wars in strat so fun too, if you think back at all the most fun wars in strat they were all between people who were saying shit about each other on the forums constantly and making up absurd lies to slander the other side. Wars like fcc vs mercs, hero party vs fcc ect were great entertainment more than just the shitty battles.

If you aren't going to play the villain as a strat leader your clan is worthless as has been confirmed 3 years running.

lets keep it real, EVERY FCC WAR was amazing and great, and the community is going to miss them when they are truly gone.

you guys really dont know \ remember what your missing out on? you dont remember what made previous strats so good?

and again, LETS KEEP IT FUCKING REAL FOR A SECOND, next strat that happens, no matter what the mechanics are, if there is NO KESH, its going to suck ass. I know its true, you know its true, arty, aldo, sandy, arowine, jona and every other leader who hasnt done shit all this strat knows its true.

people that cant even risk friendship to have a fun war ( ie NO ATTACKING FRIENDS ) are going to get super bored, eventually you will attack a friend, and probably, end up not being friends in the end, then you will miss someone you hated, someone you actually WANTED to fight.

Squids and Super friends, yeah, thats about it,,,i cant think of any other clan or faction that did anything even remotely worthwhile or interesting this strat. and yes they both have some shitty diplomats...which is fucking AWESOME, no ass kissing, no need to be liked by every other clan out there, THATS how a war game should be played, and may the best CLAN win, not the best carebear alliance, thats just dumb...
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 19, 2014, 09:23:47 pm
I feel left out because the lack of mentioning the sloths in plumbos post.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 19, 2014, 09:24:52 pm
Quote from: dreadnok on September 19, 2014, 07:24:28 pm

Nobody is complaining about battles. People are complaining when they lose.
HERES A PLUS! nobody will complain when  there are no battles.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 19, 2014, 09:42:45 pm
Just a Fun fact:
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1800

Kesh's group doesn't "start" until 7/13, 6 months into strat(or Halfway done) before he starts "giving battles" and complains everyone else played trader all day.

6 Months of Trading before "doing something" is a whole lot worse than most other factions.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 19, 2014, 10:02:18 pm
Quote from: Sir_Wonka on September 19, 2014, 09:24:52 pm
HERES A PLUS! nobody will complain when  there are no battles.

NO MATTER WHAAAAATTTT, someone's ALWAYS going to complain about SOMETHING! Whether there's battles, no battles, whether or not McDonald's brings down the price of the Big Mac 30 cents... People gots t' bitch.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 19, 2014, 10:09:47 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on September 19, 2014, 10:02:18 pm
NO MATTER WHAAAAATTTT, someone's ALWAYS going to complain about SOMETHING! Whether there's battles, no battles, whether or not McDonald's brings down the price of the Big Mac 30 cents... People gots t' bitch.
dat is tru, but think of the childerun
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 19, 2014, 10:29:05 pm
Quote from: Sir_Wonka on September 19, 2014, 10:09:47 pm
dat is tru, but think of the childerun

wut  u meen?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 19, 2014, 10:58:42 pm
Quote from: Testicleez on September 19, 2014, 10:29:05 pm
wut  u meen?
i dunt know, but thread derailment accomplished
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 19, 2014, 11:37:06 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on September 19, 2014, 09:42:45 pm
Just a Fun fact:
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1800

Kesh's group doesn't "start" until 7/13, 6 months into strat(or Halfway done) before he starts "giving battles" and complains everyone else played trader all day.

6 Months of Trading before "doing something" is a whole lot worse than most other factions.

Huh?  We were fighting and banditting earlier than that bro.  Taking various AI castles/cities and selling them.  Taking tens of thousands of goods off eus - got in several fights myself in EU stealing craploads of S&D.  Anders - considering how little you do every strat, you really shouldn't talk shit and definitely get off your high horse and your ban-thread fetish.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 19, 2014, 11:48:40 pm
Quote from: Sir_Wonka on September 19, 2014, 10:58:42 pm
i dunt know, but thread derailment accomplished

Derailed?
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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 20, 2014, 12:53:09 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 19, 2014, 11:37:06 pm
Huh?  We were fighting and banditting earlier than that bro.  Taking various AI castles/cities and selling them.  Taking tens of thousands of goods off eus - got in several fights myself in EU stealing craploads of S&D.  Anders - considering how little you do every strat, you really shouldn't talk shit and definitely get off your high horse and your ban-thread fetish.

One(or TWO i guess) Words: EU.

It doesn't count.

Two, Our faction got  into a war day 1 and had to claw their way back before we were capable. As you can see, we have started being more aggressive now that we are actually capable of standing. I'm sorry me, nor my faction, didn't have 6 months of uninterrupted trading on NA, or that the 2 largest factions(then) were actively attacking us for a good month.

Please, it's also not like we captured 20k tickets, or 1.5 armies wroth of free gear. We have fought and earned every damn penny we have, every piece of gear, and every damn troop. Why don't you stop with your childish insults. Post your battle list(as a faction, or merc) You haven't done shit in NA until July(Please prove me wrong if so, I'll admit it in this instance since I can't remember your faction nor search by member.)

(Also, I was a good friend to you last strat when I was selling you tons of Troops. As well as Giving you a Base and Intel While you went to war with HP and the others down south. If it doesn't benefit you, you throw it down and whine like a bitch. Just stop.)

And I'm done. No more with kesh.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Holiday203 on September 20, 2014, 01:15:02 am
Quote from: vespasian on September 19, 2014, 02:09:00 pm
Curious statement considering the state of your clan at the moment.

Its a strat faction, not a clan. At least they wiped one shit faction from the map.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 20, 2014, 01:22:02 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on September 20, 2014, 12:53:09 am

a war day 1 and had to claw their way back before we were capable.  We have fought and earned every damn penny we have, every piece of gear, and every damn troop.


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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Keshian on September 20, 2014, 01:31:11 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on September 20, 2014, 12:53:09 am
One(or TWO i guess) Words: EU.

It doesn't count.

Two, Our faction got  into a war day 1 and had to claw their way back before we were capable. As you can see, we have started being more aggressive now that we are actually capable of standing. I'm sorry me, nor my faction, didn't have 6 months of uninterrupted trading on NA, or that the 2 largest factions(then) were actively attacking us for a good month.

Please, it's also not like we captured 20k tickets, or 1.5 armies wroth of free gear. We have fought and earned every damn penny we have, every piece of gear, and every damn troop. Why don't you stop with your childish insults. Post your battle list(as a faction, or merc) You haven't done shit in NA until July(Please prove me wrong if so, I'll admit it in this instance since I can't remember your faction nor search by member.)

(Also, I was a good friend to you last strat when I was selling you tons of Troops. As well as Giving you a Base and Intel While you went to war with HP and the others down south. If it doesn't benefit you, you throw it down and whine like a bitch. Just stop.)

And I'm done. No more with kesh.

Lol, most of those battles were in NA.  We earned them as well by being fucking ballsy and risking all our troops in big battles.  When we did our first big attack against Rindyar it was considered 2nd best castle on NA with thousands of troops inside (you even said it was likely to fail) and a waste of 4K troops).  We actually took a huge risk and ended up winning.  Its what my faction has done every strat since strat 1, whether its taking on a massive Northern Empire with only a few thousand below-average equipped troops or fighting the biggest faction on the map with only 7 guys. 

You think because you sold me troops for a profit last strat like you also sold to people we fought I should just let you ridicule my faction with false statements without responding in kind, while you have done nothing even remotely close to what we have done.  Talk about backseat driver and whining like a bitch!  Claw your way back???  Are you fucking joking - LCO gave you troops and you gained massive amounts of gear from defending the single most defensible castle on the map (similar to Acre with the 2 sieges of Curaw with huge amounts of gear gained and then nothing done for past 3 months except attacking 200 unarmed peasants vilages).  If we had that kind of gear and troop gain that early we would have taken Rindyar castle months earlier. Not after we attacked numerous caravans and fought a war with Wolves then Kalmar Union (on NA soil).
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Balikar on September 20, 2014, 02:03:01 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 20, 2014, 01:31:11 am
You think because you sold me troops for a profit last strat like you also sold to people we fought I should just let you ridicule my faction with false statements without responding in kind, while you have done nothing even remotely close to what we have done.  Talk about backseat driver and whining like a bitch!  Claw your way back???  Are you fucking joking - LCO gave you troops and you gained massive amounts of gear from defending the single most defensible castle on the map (similar to Acre with the 2 sieges of Curaw with huge amounts of gear gained and then nothing done for past 3 months except attacking 200 unarmed peasants vilages).  If we had that kind of gear and troop gain that early we would have taken Rindyar castle months earlier. Not after we attacked numerous caravans and fought a war with Wolves then Kalmar Union (on NA soil).

One little tidbit here.  I feel the need to put things into perspective.  It took a very long time for us to accrue the gear needed to take the castle in the first place.  We were tapped.  IMMEDIATELY we got attacked by the squids.  Within 24 hours of us taking it.  Think about this a moment.  You may want to claim that we gained a lot of gear... We were defending the castle with broken gear from jump.  The gear we gained, was broken from use.  We also had to re arm the traders (Few that we had) with...broken gear.  So yes, we had to claw our way back.  We were beset by a very large, very equipped faction.  We were surrounded for days by an army, or two, just waiting to pounce on any of us that left.  So the points on gear... are moot.  Now let's talk about troop gain.  I don't recall gaining troops.  If we did, it sure as hell wasn't thousands.  Each troop we may have gained was immediately in use the following day.  If anything... we broke even. 

Now, back to the forum war between Kesh and Anders!
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: SugarHoe on September 20, 2014, 03:07:30 am
i like reading the arguments between MB and kesh because it never gets anywhere.
"lol fucking nerd
no you're the fucking nerd
shut up cumguzzler
don't tell me what to do
lol bundle of sticks cry were better because people like us more so they fight for us
fuck you nerd stop complaining about no mercs
well fuck you nerd
don't call me that bundle of sticks
fuck you nerd"
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: vespasian on September 20, 2014, 03:18:13 am
Quote from: Holiday203 on September 20, 2014, 01:15:02 am
Its a strat faction, not a clan. At least they wiped one shit faction from the map.

Many apologies. I only sought to describe them as they describe themselves in their obituary:
http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/death-of-a-clan/

And If I may be so bold to presume, I think you mean they wiped hosp from the map. If this is the case allow me to make one further pesky observation in that Hosp seems to hold more territory than the aforementioned faction/clan that did the wiping. Considering your statement this is a curious turn of events if I do say so myself . But I digress. Best of luck.

Salute
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 20, 2014, 03:26:11 am
Quote from: vespasian on September 20, 2014, 03:18:13 am
that Hosp seems to hold more territory than the aforementioned faction/clan that did the wiping.

I think you mean LCO
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 20, 2014, 03:47:15 am
Quote from: Tom Cruise on September 19, 2014, 11:48:40 pm
Derailed?
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THOMAS = SPERGNERD BADS WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO SHIT TALK

"THE STATION" = COOL KIDS



When at first you don't succeed...take apart the fucking track
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 20, 2014, 03:47:41 am
Quote from: Tom Cruise on September 19, 2014, 11:48:40 pm
Derailed?
(click to show/hide)
THOMAS = SPERGNERD BADS WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO SHIT TALK

"THE STATION" = COOL KIDS



When at first you don't succeed...take apart the fucking track



accidental double post. Chrome was being a dick
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 20, 2014, 03:58:51 am
Quote from: Sir_Wonka on September 20, 2014, 03:47:41 am
THOMAS = SPERGNERD BADS WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO SHIT TALK

"THE STATION" = COOL KIDS



When at first you don't succeed...take apart the fucking track

You see that nigga just hit-stick trough the building though? Put his shoulder down and just threw that pussy shit aside. Like a regular Marshawn Lynch.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: traxits on September 20, 2014, 04:20:51 am
my single processor nova scotian brain literally cannot read this thread fast enough to keep up. I've had to spend nearly an hour every day trying to keep up with the latest details. Fuck you guys for being more dramatic than my facebook when I was 14.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: CALAMARI on September 20, 2014, 09:16:04 am
THIS JUST IN!!!

JayJrod_MB of KBW has been brought to justice! He brought his in game strat angst against me NA1 and has earned the title;

JayJrod_MB The Griefer
(click to show/hide)


"I have issued them both a minor warning ban."- Witchcraft
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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 20, 2014, 09:50:31 am
Quote from: Keshian on September 17, 2014, 10:38:37 am
Sorry, too tired.  Not worth feeding the trolls getting cocky about always defending.  You'll have to get your jollies in a bottle instead of through me.  I'm sure you won't have any problem with that.

it's spelled genies or djinni
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 20, 2014, 09:59:51 am
Quote from: SQUIDNAUGHT on September 20, 2014, 09:16:04 am
THIS JUST IN!!!

JayJrod_MB of KBW has been brought to justice! He brought his in game strat angst against me NA1 and has earned the title;

JayJrod_MB The Griefer
(click to show/hide)


"I have issued them both a minor warning ban."- Witchcraft
(click to show/hide)
wil likely get more MB to start signing up good job lol
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Aldogalus on September 20, 2014, 02:20:04 pm
Quote from: SQUIDNAUGHT on September 20, 2014, 09:16:04 am
THIS JUST IN!!!

JayJrod_MB of KBW has been brought to justice! He brought his in game strat angst against me NA1 and has earned the title;

JayJrod_MB The Griefer
(click to show/hide)


"I have issued them both a minor warning ban."- Witchcraft
(click to show/hide)

Downvoted because this post looks like it was made by a 14 YO who just learned how to insert images on the forums
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 20, 2014, 02:52:23 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on September 20, 2014, 09:50:31 am
it's spelled genies or djinni
I thought it was spelled jimmies.


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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Holiday203 on September 20, 2014, 09:16:24 pm
Quote from: Aldogalus on September 20, 2014, 02:20:04 pm
Downvoted because this post looks like it was made by a 14 YO who just learned how to insert images on the forums

"you should get better at insults"-Aldo 2014
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:00:19 pm
This has got to be one of the worst deplomacy threads ever. I give a 2/10 20% grade F for everybody who has posted in here. There is Anders acting like he has done stuff, gore tooth still trying to be a dick and nobody cares, chosen 1 and kaokoklai down voting things no matter what people say, and people using unoriginal and boring arguements.

Come up with something enjoyable to read please. That goes for both parties.  My eyes are getting sore.

Edit: quality job on chosen 1 down voting me less than one minute after I posted. It's also funny that you poke fun at kesh for having no life. Kind of hypocritical if you look at your forum addiction.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Chosen1 on September 20, 2014, 10:16:47 pm
its funny u think your opinion on this thread matters lol

and yeah ty, after running a 5k this morning I am being kinda lazy, just browsing the internet and texting. also its 103 degrees down here in north texas. too hot to do anything else. also its funny seeing you and other nerds cry about it
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:41:00 pm
Quote from: Chosen1 on September 20, 2014, 10:16:47 pm
its funny u think your opinion on this thread matters lol

But I don't.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 20, 2014, 10:47:48 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:41:00 pm
But I don't.
Then why did you post? You made it seem like you care.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:49:04 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on September 20, 2014, 10:47:48 pm
Then why did you post? You made it seem like you care.

I do care. I just understand that some people won't for my opinion.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 20, 2014, 11:15:04 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:49:04 pm
I do care. I just understand that some people won't for my opinion.
Quote from: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:41:00 pm
But I don't.
Quote from: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:41:00 pm
But I don't.
Quote from: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:49:04 pm
I do care. I just understand that some people won't for my opinion.
Quote from: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 10:41:00 pm
But I don't. but i do care about down votes damint plz someone listen to my opinion cause it matters that i don't care.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 11:30:47 pm
There is a difference gore tooth. I care about strat and the forums but I know that some people don't care about my opinion. I also don't really care about people down voting me, I just hate hypocrites. That's the reason I didn't care that cikel deticatedly down voted me for about 3 months. I still miss the guy because he used to be awsome to be around.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 20, 2014, 11:31:48 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 11:30:47 pm
There is a difference gore tooth. I care about strat and the forums but I know that some people don't care about my opinion. I also don't really care about people down voting me, I just hate hypocrites. That's the reason I didn't care that cikel deticatedly down voted me for about 3 months. I still miss the guy because he used to be awsome to be around.
lol okay keep posting about people down voting you till you don't care.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 11:33:21 pm
Quote from: Goretooth on September 20, 2014, 11:31:48 pm
lol okay keep posting about people down voting you till you don't care.

I'm posting responding to others responses, not to the down votes.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 20, 2014, 11:34:26 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 11:33:21 pm
down VOTES! DOWN votes! I SAY
just make fun of Jack1 and you should get some up votes is my advice.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 20, 2014, 11:41:45 pm
So goretooth do you even play anymore or do you just troll the forums?
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Goretooth on September 20, 2014, 11:44:55 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on September 20, 2014, 11:41:45 pm
So goretooth do you even play anymore or do you just troll the forums?
mostly troll it is slightly funner then crpg at the moment.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Testicleez on September 20, 2014, 11:55:09 pm
Alright, this thread is going way off-topic. Let's lock this shit & just wait for Kesh to make another one after something doesn't go his way.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 21, 2014, 12:56:49 am
Quote from: Testicleez on September 20, 2014, 11:55:09 pm
Alright, this thread is going way off-topic. Let's lock this shit & just wait for Kesh to make another one after something doesn't go his way.
Whoa whoa whoa, give McDeath a turn
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 21, 2014, 01:16:17 am
Yeah, I had the top draft pick which is why I got to make the first thread.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: traxits on September 21, 2014, 02:47:07 am
FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THIS END. PLEASE. I JUST SPENT TWO HOURS OF MY SATURDAY NIGHT TRYING TO READ THE LAST 3 PAGES OF THIS FUCKING THREAD. YOU ALL KNOW I READ SLOW PLEASE EITHER TYPE LESS OR POST ONCE EVERY 12 FUCKING HOURS.

fuck you guys man. i was going to go out but i was too fucking curious.

fuck you guys for real.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 21, 2014, 05:01:46 pm
No pain, no gain sir.

Also, the more you post, the larger your penis. Fact.
(the more you downvote, the bigger your penis, by extension, but + votes are opposite)
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 21, 2014, 05:55:03 pm
Don't start keskimsit this sunday on your fantasy team. He has huge downside potential with his terrible posting on the forums. At this point in the season he has completely fallen off the radar.
Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: mcdeath on September 21, 2014, 06:01:56 pm
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Title: Re: Cheap MB tactics Just like Last Strat - all of NA primetime nighttime settings
Post by: traxits on September 21, 2014, 06:32:22 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on September 21, 2014, 06:01:56 pm
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