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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jack1 on May 17, 2014, 09:19:15 am

Title: What happened?
Post by: Jack1 on May 17, 2014, 09:19:15 am
Lately I have been asking myself "why does this game suck so much lately?" and I could imagine that you all have the same question in your head. Today on NA 1 at 2:00 AM I found the answer after getting upset at a game of CS:GO. I joined c-rpg and found a lovely low-level horse archer, his/her name was dwarvesta.

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The man has been on top of our backs leading us to the idea that the "multi" is all that matters in the game. I am here to tell you something so crazy, so out of this world, so unrealistic that it just might be the trick to lowering your blood pressure while playing c-rpg, or video games in general, or your weight loss problems.

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you all need to get out there, seize the round and enjoy yourself. hell, kill a pewcher from behind when nobody is looking. ride a really heavy horse and just have a shield giving no shits about the enemies you run over. get some high agi builds and run like you're an Olympic sprinter. go up the walls in a different place then everybody else in strat, hell don't go on strat for a day.

 This is what I learned from dwarvesta, hold onto the W key and never hit S, even if you are a horse archer play like your a melee cav and bump those basic bitches, even if it's just a sumpter horse.

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it might not end well but hell, who cares you're a bad ass Sumter horse rider.

Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Kafein on May 17, 2014, 09:22:01 am
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Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Legs on May 17, 2014, 09:23:43 am
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Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: DrTaco on May 17, 2014, 09:40:18 am
If I could give a standing ovation through a keyboard I would.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Porkthegreat on May 17, 2014, 10:03:40 am
This is the first day of CRPG for Mr. Dwarvesta.   I know him personally and he is loving the game.  One day he might be the new Rohypnol...
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: engurrand on May 17, 2014, 10:17:28 am
Quote from: Porkthegreat on May 17, 2014, 10:03:40 am
This is the first day of CRPG for Mr. Dwarvesta.   I know him personally and he is loving the game.  One day he might be the new Rohypnol...

Whispering "Rohypnol" into girls ears..

"you're a creep"...

"no no no no... he is a fucking hero!"

"what the fuck do you mean?"

"roh, master HA of NA?"

"sorry dude i don't know what you are talking about"

*sigh*

"Have you ever heard of MMA?"

"uhhh yea? why"

"Roh is really good at group MMA"

"whats group MMA?"

"let me show you a web site...."

Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Tibe on May 17, 2014, 12:58:44 pm
Man. CS:GO is superfrustrating. I feel ya mate. Im a very calm person, but CSGO makes me throw stuff at other stuff.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: SP1N on May 17, 2014, 02:23:32 pm
Also, dance parties at flags.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: SMEGMAR on May 18, 2014, 12:46:36 am
I find myself having the most fun and playing my best when incorporating heavy use of voice commands into my play. Nothing feels better than sneaking up behind a lowly archer and screaming, "Archers!" before sending them to their doom.  It may sound weird, but I think voice commands are the real reason I play this game, I've learned to communicate with them and they keep me fully immersed. Thank you filthy eurodevs for this truly beautiful gift.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: dreadnok on May 18, 2014, 12:48:35 am
you will go bat shit crazy over this game if you take it too serious
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: engurrand on May 18, 2014, 01:03:39 am
Quote from: dreadnok on May 18, 2014, 12:48:35 am
you will go bat shit crazy over this game if you take it too serious

Who is the girl in your avatar pic?

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Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: dreadnok on May 18, 2014, 01:43:07 am
its actually my girlfriend. she doesnt like when i post her pics, shes a cunt
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: engurrand on May 18, 2014, 01:50:11 am
Quote from: dreadnok on May 18, 2014, 01:43:07 am
its actually my girlfriend. she doesnt like when i post her pics, shes a cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk&feature=kp
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 18, 2014, 03:21:46 am
I usually have a lot more fun when I'm playing on my skip the fun doing jerk-off partially-viable builds but still trying really hard at them.

I have a hard time not trying hard. I mean, I almost always have fun when I'm playing, but I just can't help but try hard all the time.

I have a condition.

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Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Sharpe on May 18, 2014, 05:40:57 am
If you ever melee Dwarvesta, he will purposefully either block left the entire time, or block the opposite of your swing direction. Just so you can feel better when you kill him/her/it.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Tom Cruise on May 18, 2014, 08:01:45 am
Quote from: SMEGMAR on May 18, 2014, 12:46:36 am
I find myself having the most fun and playing my best when incorporating heavy use of voice commands into my play. Nothing feels better than sneaking up behind a lowly archer and screaming, "Archers!" before sending them to their doom.  It may sound weird, but I think voice commands are the real reason I play this game, I've learned to communicate with them and they keep me fully immersed. Thank you filthy eurodevs for this truly beautiful gift.

Open the [g]ate!
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Macropus on May 18, 2014, 10:29:22 am
I love screaming "Incoming Infantry from behind!" when chasing archers, maybe it scares them or something
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: SMEGMAR on May 18, 2014, 09:11:05 pm
Quote from: Tom Cruise on May 18, 2014, 08:01:45 am
Open the [g]ate!

[C]lose the gate!
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Tydeus on May 18, 2014, 09:14:01 pm
Quote from: Macropus on May 18, 2014, 10:29:22 am
I love screaming "Incoming Infantry from behind!" when chasing archers, maybe it scares them or something
I prefer "Incoming Siege Tower" while wearing full plate and using a flamberge/great maul.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Adamar on May 18, 2014, 09:20:01 pm
Yes, we all know the devs hate archers.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Jack1 on May 18, 2014, 09:26:20 pm
Quote from: Tydeus on May 18, 2014, 09:14:01 pm
I prefer "Incoming Siege Tower" while wearing full plate and using a flamberge/great maul.

how about doing "watch your aim" which does "pay attention" right after you 1 hit ninja an archer.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Switchtense on May 18, 2014, 09:27:31 pm
[H]ello! is the only voice command ever needed.

About to stab an archer in the back? [H]ello!

About to get into a duel with someone on battle or siege? [H]ello!

Just killed 5 enemies on the flag winning by capping? [H]ello!
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on May 18, 2014, 09:31:48 pm
Quote from: Switchtense on May 18, 2014, 09:27:31 pm
[H]ello! is the only voice command ever needed.

About to stab an archer in the back? [H]ello!

About to get into a duel with someone on battle or siege? [H]ello!

Just killed 5 enemies on the flag winning by capping? [H]ello!

[W]atch your aim!
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Sari on May 18, 2014, 09:38:47 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on May 17, 2014, 09:19:15 am
Lately I have been asking myself "why does this game suck so much lately?" and I could imagine that you all have the same question in your head. Today on NA 1 at 2:00 AM I found the answer after getting upset at a game of CS:GO. I joined c-rpg and found a lovely low-level horse archer, his/her name was dwarvesta.

You and dwarvesta must have been drunk.
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Dooz on May 18, 2014, 10:05:41 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on May 17, 2014, 09:19:15 am
Lately I have been asking myself "why does this game suck so much lately?"

I found the answer after getting upset at a game of CS:GO.

i see a common denominator
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: mcdeath on May 18, 2014, 11:28:50 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on May 17, 2014, 09:19:15 am
Lately I have been asking myself "why does this game suck so much lately?" and I could imagine that you all have the same question in your head.

I found your answer and it lies here http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/opinions-60423/

#FREE LEMON
Title: Re: What happened?
Post by: Legs on May 19, 2014, 01:30:12 am
Quote from: Macropus on May 18, 2014, 10:29:22 am
I love screaming "Incoming Infantry from behind!" when chasing archers, maybe it scares them or something

"A[r]chers!"
"[H]old!"

"A[r]chers!"
"I am [a]ttacking."