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cRPG => Ban/Unban Requests => Unban Essays => Topic started by: jagars on December 28, 2013, 02:07:56 am

Title: ban essay
Post by: jagars on December 28, 2013, 02:07:56 am
first of all i think we had some language barriers and it could look like i would have insulted some ''admins'' or ''faked ban''
and second i wont lie because.
end.
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Dionysus on December 28, 2013, 02:12:05 am
Come again?
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: jack786 on December 28, 2013, 02:19:07 am
I think he means that he wants free loom points
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Jack1 on December 28, 2013, 02:19:50 am
Oh hi there jack
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: jagars on December 28, 2013, 02:22:11 am
as a noble i demand unban
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: jagars on December 28, 2013, 02:46:08 am
so in the end we see whos goose and whos tom cruise...
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Sari on December 28, 2013, 03:45:13 am
should this go in the unban section?
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Post by: PieParadox on December 28, 2013, 03:53:30 am
injustice!!!
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Kelugarn on December 28, 2013, 06:09:29 am
What
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 28, 2013, 07:26:08 am
I think he is saying we should be able to write essays to get other players banned.  I support this message.
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: jagars on December 28, 2013, 01:21:46 pm
Quote from: MURDERTRON on December 28, 2013, 07:26:08 am
I think he is saying we should be able to write essays to get other players banned.  I support this message.

your very close my friend, but there real idea is that average persons should be able to ban admins.
they have ruled humans over millennium.
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Kuujis on December 28, 2013, 06:09:22 pm
COMUNIST!!!

P.S. Read the whole thing... could not understand anything... thus... WHAT?
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: jagars on December 28, 2013, 08:32:08 pm
Quote from: Kuujis on December 28, 2013, 06:09:22 pm
COMUNIST!!!

P.S. Read the whole thing... could not understand anything... thus... WHAT?

white worker like you never could understand something like this.
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Tibe on December 28, 2013, 08:41:37 pm
Language barrier? So thats what you are calling it now? Especially after this very gracefully forged picture you made for a banthread.
Behold the greatness:
(click to show/hide)
You are just too damn wierd to be permabanned. No im serius. You should really get a medal.
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: jagars on December 28, 2013, 08:55:36 pm
admins set me up, infact thats not my ''picture''
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Tibe on December 28, 2013, 09:07:39 pm
Im sold. Unban this man instantly.
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 28, 2013, 09:17:43 pm
Seriously though, that got to be the worst photoshop I've ever seen, if anything permaban this guy so he can learn how to do basic forgery without being disturbed by cRPG. The font is off, the text is badly placed, Corsairs teamkill message is to small, and there's text between the final "Corsair teamhit you press M" message and the teamkill. This guy deserves the benifit of the doubt, it's more likely this is a bad troll than an actual fake banthread, I mean look at that picture.
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Umbra on December 28, 2013, 09:23:01 pm
You noticed all that but you didnt notice the misspelled seconds  :D
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Tibe on December 28, 2013, 09:24:53 pm
That is some high-class KGB, FBI, CIAtype of forgery right there.
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 28, 2013, 09:42:57 pm
Quote from: Umbra on December 28, 2013, 09:23:01 pm
You noticed all that but you didnt notice the misspelled seconds  :D
Damn Umbra, can't believe I missed that. :cry:
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: jagars on December 28, 2013, 09:45:24 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 28, 2013, 09:17:43 pm
Seriously though, that got to be the worst photoshop I've ever seen, if anything permaban this guy so he can learn how to do basic forgery without being disturbed by cRPG. The font is off, the text is badly placed, Corsairs teamkill message is to small, and there's text between the final "Corsair teamhit you press M" message and the teamkill. This guy deserves the benifit of the doubt, it's more likely this is a bad troll than an actual fake banthread, I mean look at that picture.
admin thought its real, so ban admin!
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Phantasmal on December 30, 2013, 01:56:58 am
Fuck the police
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 02, 2014, 08:40:39 pm
BTW this was his ban request he put up originally, that got him banned for a month and needs an essay ban to undo:

http://forum.melee.org/eu-%28official%29/byzantium_corsair831-ban-requist/msg896809/#msg896809
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: Erzengel on January 02, 2014, 10:22:54 pm
I am sorry, finding a topic for your essay is really difficult. I am afraid that you have to wait for some more... hm... years...

I would really love to speed it up, but I am just not as intelligent as you are. I am sure that you can understand this. Perhaps we can still be friends? :)
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: darmaster on January 11, 2014, 05:34:39 pm
This has to be the the greatest thread I've ever seen in this forum I'm literally crying from laughing
Title: Re: ban essay
Post by: POOPHAMMER on February 21, 2014, 01:58:18 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on December 28, 2013, 07:26:08 am
I think he is saying we should be able to write essays to get other players banned.  I support this message.

i posted idea a while ago

nobody liked it