ACRE JOINS THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

[Jona]

I just want everyone to know that at my corporate job I am on a committee for planning and we have a charity for March and I just convinced them that for one of our events where they were thinking of playing a movie and letting people buy sodas and popcorn and whatnot for charity that the movie should be Space Jam.

Didn't realize that being a gay porn butt double qualified as a corporate job.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Didn't realize that being a gay porn butt double qualified as a corporate job.

Last I heard, he prefers the term "mercenary orifice for hire", so try to show some respect for his career.

[StonedSteel]

Hmm, ya know, this really does change things, daru just flipped the fucking switch on all of ya. Gobbs are now the new FCC.

By taking in and accepting james, daru not only makes him self look like a Defender of the Weak, and Protector of the helpless, he has also become thee single most easily hateable person in the entire game, simply for protecting acre you have become the new FCC, thee most hated faction, with more enemies now than anyother faction.

in a odd ironic way, by allowing people SO BAD to fight with them, Gobblins just became the underdogs, thus worthy to fight for...

[Built]

King James yawned at the repetitive propaganda

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James is like that kid in middle school who says something he thinks is profound, everyone else is a middle schooler so they agree, then the nearby non middle schooler says "No that is dumb and not how the world works" and explains how and james says "Yeah well you're a bundle of sticks" and all his middleschool buddies are all "OOHHHH WORLD STAR!!" but all in all they just sound like a bunch of ignorant autistic cunts.

I fucking hate Middle Schoolers.

[Built]

I just want everyone to know that at my corporate job I am on a committee for planning and we have a charity for March and I just convinced them that for one of our events where they were thinking of playing a movie and letting people buy sodas and popcorn and whatnot for charity that the movie should be Space Jam.

Name the event Slamming Poverty or whatever.

if you get enough scheckles, have Shaq show up and relive the horror.

[Westwood]

I fucking hate Middle Schoolers.

Don't worry you'll get to high school soon.

www.itgetsbetter.org

[Built]

Don't worry you'll get to high school soon.

www.itgetsbetter.org

>Is almost a junior in college.

THANKS FAM

[bruttus]

Wow, 9 pages, full of drama
Me like.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

No matter what people try to say about me they can't say I haven't breathed life back into a STRAT that was all but on life support, and life into a dead and pathetic diplomacy forum. I mean just look at the shitposting.

[xxkaliboyx]

I am off fighting the bigger forum war against corrupt admins, but rest assure I have a stockpile of memes and sarcastic remarks aimed at the gobblins when I return from the other front.

[CrazyCracka420]

Corrupt admins?

You impersonated another player, got called out for team killing (apparently they thought you were harassing them, and thought you were the person you were impersonating). Admins justifiably punished you for it, and then you bitched and complained about admin abuse, with nothing to actually back up your claims of corruption, other than you felt the ban length was too long.

Am I missing something?

There's been some legitimate abuse of admin in this game (chadz muted me in a strat battle for saying "admin abuse" when he used admin chat during defender warm ups).  That douche bag should have had admin rights revoked after that.  Also any time an admin changed from a good open field battle map to arena, they should have had admin revoked, and compensated me a blow job or bag of air heads or something of equivalent value.

[xxkaliboyx]

Corrupt admins?

You impersonated another player, got called out for team killing (apparently they thought you were harassing them, and thought you were the person you were impersonating). Admins justifiably punished you for it, and then you bitched and complained about admin abuse, with nothing to actually back up your claims of corruption, other than you felt the ban length was too long.

Am I missing something?

There's been some legitimate abuse of admin in this game (chadz muted me in a strat battle for saying "admin abuse" when he used admin chat during defender warm ups).  That douche bag should have had admin rights revoked after that.  Also any time an admin changed from a good open field battle map to arena, they should have had admin revoked, and compensated me a blow job or bag of air heads or something of equivalent value.

Your missing a lot actually, a great deal. Please feel free to direct yourself to the admin feedback page for more information.

Back on track, yeah fuck James, acre and gobblins. Start battles good, 1-sided events bad.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

Also any time an admin changed from a good open field battle map to arena, they should have had admin revoked, and compensated me a blow job or bag of air heads or something of equivalent value.

Hey, cav's OP. Sometimes you gotta put the horse in the stables and get beat the fuck up by shitty infantry.

Fucking 2hers and sheilders muddying their boots with the foul earth.

[MURDERTRON]

Arena isn't a horrible cav map.  Sure it's hard to get to the archers on the stairs, but it does have completely flat terrain.  Maybe a little cramped, but there are forced passages and what not.  Much better than any city map or hill map.

[Tom Cruise]

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Man. I better not delve into this. All of these being so edgy, I don't wanna get cut.

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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy puns boys!

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No but really. Even though I view 95% of this community like this:

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Keep it up anyway. This is kind of entertaining to me.