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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #75 on: February 27, 2014, 12:49:25 am »
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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #76 on: February 27, 2014, 01:28:24 am »
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I see that Elindor quite masterfully convinced you all that he was serious over his "are you serious?" posts. Well played Elindor.
That would be a classic case of this

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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #77 on: February 27, 2014, 01:32:12 am »
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HOLY SHIT SMITHY THAT IS SO PERFECT...Im laughing so hard reading that...  100% accurate - saving for later use.

Although....I'm still not entirely convinced that everyone knew I was joking...I still think some of these derps thought I was serious

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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #78 on: February 27, 2014, 02:13:41 am »
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We knew

YOU knew :)  The people in question are Gravoth and Tore...because I think I edited the initial post AFTER they posted...
Everyone else after was definitely trolling  :mrgreen:

And yeah Teeth, I don't know what Kafein is implying but I got trolled a little by some of these chaps.
Don't overthink it - Smithy's cartoon reenactment is pretty much what happened here...
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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #79 on: February 27, 2014, 02:58:08 am »
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Don't overthink it

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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #80 on: February 27, 2014, 03:30:37 am »
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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #81 on: February 27, 2014, 05:05:33 am »
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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #82 on: February 27, 2014, 07:19:26 pm »
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For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #83 on: February 27, 2014, 08:39:29 pm »
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2hands op they like shaking and then stab i say again they are too strong. how can one even fight such op with backpedal shaking??

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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #84 on: February 28, 2014, 05:32:58 pm »
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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #85 on: March 02, 2014, 04:16:42 am »
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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #86 on: March 02, 2014, 11:26:24 am »
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For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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The thing about 2 handers i've noticed is that the swing animations before you release are much better than poles. Its like they blend together when you feint left and right, especially if you start with the stab animation. With poles they are clunky and you can see earlier on which swing is being prepped. You see people spamming right swing with poles because of that - polearms just don't feint convincingly compared to 2 handers.

Although comparable poles are longer and so slow your movement down more, they don't really gain any reach and they get caught on stuff more. The good thing about poles is the extra damage you with some, they have much better shield breakers because of unbalanced and their shield breakers get a stab. The rear with poles is also a really nice ability

Poles also have access to the 2D and hoplite class which is worth specing into poles for. If I had to have 1 wpf it would still be poles just for the versatility and they are still comparable to 2 handers in duels, just not quite as good

So 2 hand not easy mode, but it does get some advantages. I wouldn't really change anything though except maybe make poles have nicer animations before you release the attack

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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #87 on: March 02, 2014, 02:14:15 pm »
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At this point I'm just really curious whether:

A) people realize it was a joke and are trolling the shit out of me (Preferable)
B) people somehow don't realize it was a joke and are just that stupid in here (Concerned for humanity)

Either way, I hate this place.  :rolleyes:
C) you didnt realize, people were making fun of you because you havent realized people making fun of you ...
(sounds like A), with the difference you are the one not having realized that people are making fun of you because  you havent realized people making fun of you ...)

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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #88 on: March 02, 2014, 11:05:20 pm »
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C) you didnt realize, people were making fun of you because you havent realized people making fun of you ...
(sounds like A), with the difference you are the one not having realized that people are making fun of you because  you havent realized people making fun of you ...)

also you have to use that new avatar now   8-)  at least for a week
and i hope i was able to help you in your quest for the truth  :mrgreen:

That is the same as my first option -  A) Trolling me
Which I assumed after the first two posts and found preferable to the alternative...

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Re: why 2handres aren't pros
« Reply #89 on: March 03, 2014, 09:28:00 pm »
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