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Will Putin command further invasion of Ukraine:

He will and he should, because <random witty/boring reason>
He will, but he should not, because <random witty/boring reason>
He will not, because <random witty/boring reason>
Who is mister Putin?

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Offline Butan

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2640 on: April 14, 2014, 04:43:51 pm »
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When USSR 2.0 are busy with Yurop, China will strike and invade Russia

Thats when the elders of zion will strike.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2641 on: April 14, 2014, 05:00:08 pm »
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China will strike and invade Russia

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2642 on: April 14, 2014, 05:01:31 pm »
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The only Russians with anything to even say are the Vovkas with "olol omg lul i sew pistul much clothe pistool xDDD" and Ivanis google-translated propaganda.

Well what did you expect? There really is no point of arguing with average russians about subjects like these. I mean even their high officials explain their countries actions with things like "no u","USA does bad things too" and "cuz chocolate chip cookies", so what did you expect the average population to say?

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2643 on: April 14, 2014, 05:07:54 pm »
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"olol omg lul i sew pistul much clothe pistool xDDD"

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2644 on: April 14, 2014, 05:12:48 pm »
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I doubt they are using special forces for public order, but i may be wrong, theoretically special forces are the elite, "crème de la crème" units of an army, like: Navy seals, Delta force, Sas, Spetsnaz, Green berets, Incursori etc... i think these units are used for freeing hostages, capture high profile members of criminal organizations, anti terrorism, war scenarios and stuff like that.

But its russia -quantity over quality. So they will have platoons of 250 "special forces" and dub the mission a success when the loss-rate under 75%, then propoganda the shit out of it and tell the public; "because of superior soviet tactics our comrades have won this battle."
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2645 on: April 14, 2014, 06:07:35 pm »
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When USSR 2.0 are busy with Yurop, China will strike and invade Russia

China isn't exactly known for invading other countries. At least not countries where live people of different race.

USSR 2.0 isn't invading Yurop, they want to be friendly with Yurop and it is mostly mutual (Germans want to be friendly too). Problem is that USA feels threatened by both parties and won't stand watching them growing stronger every day. Therefore it's best to divide and conquer.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2646 on: April 14, 2014, 06:29:00 pm »
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USSR 2.0 isn't invading Yurop

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2647 on: April 14, 2014, 07:00:58 pm »
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Yurop as European Union.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2648 on: April 14, 2014, 07:20:08 pm »
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3 months ago, on Maidan:

Crowd A : "US/EU/extremists have hands in maidan! Becareful Ukraine!"

Crowd B : "Nop, only good people who wants freedom and joy for everyone! Let them express themselves in peaceful way. Stop being conspiracy theorist and let democratic protesters speak!"



Nowadays:

Crowd A : "New Kiev is acting like old Kiev with the new post-maidan crisis!"

Crowd B : "Its not the same, they are all terrorists supported by Putin and unmarked RUS soldiers who rape/pillage everything on their path... All in jail or killed, for the glory of Ukrainian people!"

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2649 on: April 14, 2014, 07:29:18 pm »
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Seriously though, no Russian has ever had anything meaningful to say in this topic. It's the retard-country, only a few of them can even speak English and even fewer can think.

The only Russians with anything to even say are the Vovkas with "olol omg lul i sew pistul much clothe pistool xDDD" and Ivanis google-translated propaganda.
Implying anyone has said anything meaningful in this thread?..
 Well what do you expect us to say?
What I hear/watch in TV is like completely different to what you hear in your info sources, while neither of those can be 100% true.
I choose to not judge about the things I'm not sure about, so really I don't have anything to say about this matter.

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2650 on: April 14, 2014, 07:33:24 pm »
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Implying anyone has said anything meaningful in this thread?..
 Well what do you expect us to say?
What I hear/watch in TV is like completely different to what you hear in your info sources, while neither of those can be 100% true.
I choose to not judge about the things I'm not sure about, so really I don't have anything to say about this matter.
Well, what do you hear and see in the TV? That would be pretty interesting to hear from a coherent source.

And Butan, what are you on? Are you implying foreign soldiers taking over police stations among other things is the same as the people protesting in the streets..?
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2651 on: April 14, 2014, 07:43:58 pm »
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Well, what do you hear and see in the TV? That would be pretty interesting to hear from a coherent source.
"1) Russia didn't send military forces to Crimea, those armoured guys were Crimean militia"
2) Crimea is rightfully Russian territory since Ukraine fucked up with its government and Crimea have chosen to join us, especially since most of crimeans are russians.
3) Putin is a boss who did nothing but recieved a good portion of land, most Russians welcome and praise the joining of Crimea because it's like returned back to us"

Something like that. I don't watch TV that much though, so it might be a bit outdated.


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most Russians welcome and praise the joining of Crimea
Hah, this sounded quite overestimating. People here don't seem to care about this whole matter too much, hence why the post rate from Russians in this thread is low as well.  :)
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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2652 on: April 14, 2014, 08:18:30 pm »
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3 months ago, on Maidan:

Crowd A : "US/EU/extremists have hands in maidan! Becareful Ukraine!"

Crowd B : "Nop, only good people who wants freedom and joy for everyone! Let them express themselves in peaceful way. Stop being conspiracy theorist and let democratic protesters speak!"



Nowadays:

Crowd A : "New Kiev is acting like old Kiev with the new post-maidan crisis!"

Crowd B : "Its not the same, they are all terrorists supported by Putin and unmarked RUS soldiers who rape/pillage everything on their path... All in jail or killed, for the glory of Ukrainian people!"
Because hey... french hipster knows best! CBA to even take the bait  :|

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2653 on: April 14, 2014, 10:41:50 pm »
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"1) Russia didn't send military forces to Crimea, those armoured guys were Crimean militia"
2) Crimea is rightfully Russian territory since Ukraine fucked up with its government and Crimea have chosen to join us, especially since most of crimeans are russians.
3) Putin is a boss who did nothing but recieved a good portion of land, most Russians welcome and praise the joining of Crimea because it's like returned back to us"

Inb4 Hungary, Estonia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Latvia and other countries is returned back to you. )))))))) XNXNXNXN VIVA USSR 2.0 AND POOTIN

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Re: Meanwhile in Ukraine
« Reply #2654 on: April 14, 2014, 10:44:03 pm »
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3 months ago, on Maidan:

Crowd A : "US/EU/extremists have hands in maidan! Becareful Ukraine!"

Crowd B : "Nop, only good people who wants freedom and joy for everyone! Let them express themselves in peaceful way. Stop being conspiracy theorist and let democratic protesters speak!"



Nowadays:

Crowd A : "New Kiev is acting like old Kiev with the new post-maidan crisis!"

Crowd B : "Its not the same, they are all terrorists supported by Putin and unmarked RUS soldiers who rape/pillage everything on their path... All in jail or killed, for the glory of Ukrainian people!"

Explain please how Maidan and what's happening in eastern Ukraine is even relatable.
And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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