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General Discussion / Re: What the F is going on with the forum??
« on: April 18, 2023, 09:14:39 pm »
i am retarded
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General Off Topic / Re: Fapocalypse
« on: April 18, 2023, 09:13:39 pm »
As a lonely incel at age 30 I have decided to put my natural heterosexual drives away forever. I have tried numerous times to attract a female, yet I have failed miserably over and over again. We live in a society and world where women simply reject men who are under 6.0 and not good looking. I am 5.1 and have decided to finally put my life as a straight male away. This Friday I will go on my first gay date ever and for once feel that Im special and needed. I cant live anymore with masturbation and making love to pixels on a screen. I want to feel someones body towards mine and be stimulated in a way that makes me feel alive, cause all my life I felt dead. I dont know how a gay date looks like but since we are all humans I guess we can still comfort each other both sexually and romantically. The saddest part about all of this, is that Im a straight male longing for a LOVE that will never come my way. I've been thinking about this for the last 2 years and now I say ♥♥♥♥ it.
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General Discussion / Re: Honest thoughts on Crpg2?
« on: January 11, 2023, 11:23:46 am »Been playing it quite a lot lately and it's good (way better than vanilla mp) but it needs quite some work
- Chambers need to come back. Without them, melee is simply "spam to win". I already see some scythe builds where ppl just keep hitting you and you can barely fight back because most hits result in a polestun. Also Spamitar-clowns who endlessly faint around before they even attack have their greatest life atm with the current system. I really, really hope that devs somehow manage to get chambers going again, because it's a super important mechanic that raises the combat beyond the current loop of "you attack, then I attack". Feints, hold attacks and footwork just aren't enough for the combat system we all loved for many years
- horses are too quiet as they've always have been in bannerlord, idk if that's even fixable
- aiming speed should be overall a bit faster and closer to crpg1 speeds. I don't mind long reload times but ye gods the crosshair of crossbows crawls painfully slow over the screen until I get a decent aim. Not only does it make it difficult/impossible to react to scenarios (upcoming cav, fast peasants) but the fact that it also resets when you turn too fast/much just turns aiming into an unnecessarily tedious process. No need for big changes, just make the aiming speed a bit closer as crpg1 was
- the shop could be a bit more compact, there's a LOT of whitespace and it takes quite a while to browse through items. crpg1 website gives you a good overview of your items etc, crpg2 website feels a bit "bloated with nothing" atm. But that's alright, I rather have devs working on the game instead of the website
Nothing else to add so far from my side, only started with the mod a couple of days ago after not playing for quite a while. It already feels WAY better than the stinky bannerlord vanilla mp, I hope there will be some great improvements this yearI'll hang around on the siege server only though atm, it's the best place to learn the game.
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- Chambers need to come back. Without them, melee is simply "spam to win". I already see some scythe builds where ppl just keep hitting you and you can barely fight back because most hits result in a polestun. Also Spamitar-clowns who endlessly faint around before they even attack have their greatest life atm with the current system. I really, really hope that devs somehow manage to get chambers going again, because it's a super important mechanic that raises the combat beyond the current loop of "you attack, then I attack". Feints, hold attacks and footwork just aren't enough for the combat system we all loved for many years
I think we already spoke about this but ye, agreed, getting chambers back would be awesome if possible.
- horses are too quiet as they've always have been in bannerlord, idk if that's even fixable
Not fixable sadly, Sound Engine is hardcoded and not something we can touch on.
- aiming speed should be overall a bit faster and closer to crpg1 speeds. I don't mind long reload times but ye gods the crosshair of crossbows crawls painfully slow over the screen until I get a decent aim. Not only does it make it difficult/impossible to react to scenarios (upcoming cav, fast peasants) but the fact that it also resets when you turn too fast/much just turns aiming into an unnecessarily tedious process. No need for big changes, just make the aiming speed a bit closer as crpg1 was
I agree that the movement changing aim stuff is kinda shit, but personally for me I think crossbows are actually one of the best balanced classes we have in the game right now and I'd be a bit loathsome to see it change and potentially fuck that up.
- the shop could be a bit more compact, there's a LOT of whitespace and it takes quite a while to browse through items. crpg1 website gives you a good overview of your items etc, crpg2 website feels a bit "bloated with nothing" atm. But that's alright, I rather have devs working on the game instead of the website
We do actually have a web dev and he's doing a full website overhaul, I can't show anything because it's secret but the website is going to become 50,000 times better, he's done an incredible job (I'm not exaggerating when I say this, it's night and day tier difference)
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General Discussion / Re: Honest thoughts on Crpg2?
« on: December 25, 2022, 04:11:18 am »
idk who this cajun guy is but he sounds like an IDIOT
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General Discussion / Re: CRPG 2 illuminatia foundations
« on: November 25, 2022, 04:43:48 pm »Whats up you old shitbirds?
Is cRPG being resurrected or what? If so, is there a kind soul who can give me instructions or post relevant links etc?
Edit:
Ok, i got it all working!
If i understood correctly, this forum is locked for new members, right? Why is that? There is no forum/board for the new version, so wouldn’t it be a good idea to open up for new blood?
Lets show them youngsters how awesome OG cRPG elite is!
We had 150+ visitors today, but not a single post - thats fucked up. We can totally dust this old place off and make it fresh and full of rage and drama as it used to be.
Wake up u lazy old turds! Quit your job, throw your wife out or move to your parents basement, disown your children, cancel your friends and start choppin’ them peasants down in cRPG! The glorious golden age of sleepless gold grinding, head bashing and rage-quitting has begun!
Edit 2:
Forgot how amazing my signature is - thats a true piece of art right there!
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EU (Official) / Re: ban RIP
« on: November 16, 2022, 05:36:29 pm »fak u
I see you will become a monk. so listen to me.
drinking, smoking, sex, computers and other ♥♥♥♥ are forbidden to use monks. not allowed to play the mount and blade. so remove your game and go to the monastery
you are a dumb virgin
you just love to write all the ♥♥♥♥ on the forum. and do not know what to finish off. go read the Bible and adjust to the right path
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General Discussion / Re: Bannerlord 1.0 - full release
« on: November 01, 2022, 09:50:57 pm »
shame that their full fking release fixes no issues and the game is still fking shit
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Beginner's Help and Guides / Re: Internet man is should be here 1 hour ago
« on: October 23, 2022, 08:51:18 pm »
heck
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General Discussion / Re: Knightmares CRPG Rankings List (Edited Daily)
« on: September 28, 2022, 04:29:26 am »im not on it list sucks
wtf tell him to update it
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General Discussion / Re: Nostalgia
« on: September 28, 2022, 04:28:55 am »
it is good to see some old guard return to the forums now cRPG II is alive
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Game Admin Feedback / Re: [GLOBAL HEAD ADMIN] Yeldur feedback thread
« on: September 21, 2022, 01:58:01 am »best worst admin ever 10 out of 10 would ban againmy name is obama and i support this message