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Diplomacy / WHOA! Just take it easy man
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:40:34 am »
THE SLOTHS ARE HEREBY DECLARING WAR ON MB/KBW!!!!(not testi though)


"BUT WHY?!" YOU MAY ASK. WELL THERE IS A REAL GOOD REASON THAT WE ARE ATTACKING MB FIEFS. THERE IS ONE MAN NERD WE MUST STOP THIS STRAT.
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In the end, i guess we are still retarded sloths

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NA (Official) / BAN Lucas_Pratah
« on: July 24, 2014, 07:26:17 pm »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Pope_EggoWaffle_LeChildDiddler_I
2. Lucas_Pratah
3. NA1 12:10 pm Central
4. We spawned. he shot. he shot. he killed. he shot others in the back
5. Dunno, i have seen him banned for this before in game
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7. Bronto, Maalezar, Packer

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NA (Official) / Give em Run (Vebb & Delson)
« on: July 01, 2014, 02:54:18 am »
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BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. EggoWaffle_The_Kesh
2. BlackRose_Delson, BlackRose_Vebb
3. 5:45 pm central
4. One round vebb glitched into the building, he sat there the whole round. Vebbs team still won, but he sat there the whole round. The next round Delson glitched into the rock, and waited untill he was the last alive then ran out for the flags.
5. To improve their K:D's by not participating in the round.
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7. WorkingClass, DoipyHoof.
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General Discussion / Is this needed?
« on: June 27, 2014, 06:30:39 pm »
I don't think its illegal. But still WHY U DO DIS ASIANS?
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NA (Official) / Ban my best friend Vebb
« on: May 23, 2014, 10:54:25 pm »
1. Name of your character involved
EggoWaffle

2. Name of offending character(s)
Templar_Vebb_of_Acre

3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
3:30 Central

4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
Spawned, went left down the path to the pool. With team behind me, although there were a few in front of me. Vebb races down from the pool straight at me on his horse, I watch him lower his lance. I thought he was going to just raise his lance before me, he didnt. He killt me.

5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
I dont know, but he did repeatedly say that he didnt see my banner. Even though there were teammates in front and behind me he couched me. If he shows proof of me not having a banner you can close the thread. I think Vebb did this with malice. Also a couple rounds into the match couched me when we were on opposite teams and he said "rekt" or something derogatory like that, hes obviously a bully.

6. Multiple Screenshots
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7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
Cthulu, Thick_Digger_Nick, Alfred_Taser, Raven_Kooktar

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Diplomacy / [OFFICAL][RP][MLG][PRO][SLOTHS]I suppose we were a bit "SLOTHFUL" ...hehehe
« on: May 02, 2014, 05:28:02 pm »
Play this:
Well we didn't to shit to contest our 2 villages that were taken, I don't blame the vagabonds we prolly would of done the same thing "had we been active". We started strat and took those 3 villages. We really didn't do much after that. So now what do we do? We move. The Walmart in the East of Calradia is now closed, that location was bought out by the popular erotica store "Murder Boner". Farewell to our friends in the east (not like we had any). Super duper RETARD RP:
     It was a cold day near the coasts of the east. The sloths were all asleep in their home tree, Ibiran. The chilled wind rustled across my fur, not yet covered in algae had I no bath in weeks. A messenger from a strange lands appeared at the base of our tree. "Ummm... there appears to be copious amounts of oil under your villages." The strange man said, he was dressed in some sort of camouflage. I had not seen that pattern of camo, whatever type it was it sure didn't match this area. Looked like more of a terrorist slaying ruskie sanctioning type of camo. Having been awoken by this rood intruder on our stoop I could only muster to get a "Huh?" out of my slothy lips before falling back to sleep. I don't know what the man did after that. I thought nothing of it, maybe he wanted some money for a former decorated marine like John Cena http://tinyurl.com/xXm3at5p1nXx. Soon after I had fallen back to sleep.
   
     Strange shit happened that night, "DURHHHHHH DARHH DUHHRRH MPDSAGAFDGDSGDSFGFSD!". Doipy and Cleveland had been sharing the same branch for the past week. They were both wide awake too, "God damn-it WORKING!, what the  hell did we tell you about doing that." Working quickly whipped out his...recorder. He started to play a song, it sounded good at first. The song seemed familiar, http://tinyurl.com/WorkingClassSnakeCharmer . Working was a musical genius in our minds. The music led us all into a trance, we felt gay feelings for each-other once again. This trance took us all back to the past year, it was a blur but we could clearly see a figure standing in front of us. Red hair, and a weaboo name we sat in awe at his feet...

     Our dreams were abruptly ended, http://tinyurl.com/UIF-org. Being the fastest, I slowly climbed to the top of home tree. As I crested the top of our glorious tree I had a clear view of both smaller trees, Chide and Burglen. We had checked on neither in months. At both locations I could see many structures much taller than trees. OIL RIGS! I quickly climbed back down, in my panic I woke baby sloth Squishy Retard up, he had slept through the strange noises, startled and off balance he grabbed a branch near him. It was not a branch, we both noticed that as he plummeted out of his tree to the ground. The next week when we climbed down from the tree, we discovered he was dead. RIP IP squishy retard. He certainly was a retard. In our discussion room we thought about our options. Missing was Packer, he was taking Squishy Retard to the morgue (bless his soul) and Working was trying to fart through his recorder to replicate his musical genius. Weet, well nobody really knows where he was at this time. Although this video surfaced around the time of his departure, http://tinyurl.com/WhatDoestheSlothSay. Tuna was off seducing the women with his historical knowledge off in Mango's mango orchards. Leaving just Cleveland and I to discuss things that need discussion in the discussion room. We discussed our current matter, the U.S.A. invading our lands and taking our trees. Just days before we opened a new Walmart location, and not just any Walmart a Walmart SUPERRR CENTRE. "What should we do m'Lord?", Cleveland justly asked. I answered,"Well you fucktard, the only thing we can do as retarded sloths, sit here and act retarded.". After we brought this idea to the sloth democratic council of retards we all agreed to do nothing.
     
     The fate of us sloths in strat looked grim, just then the image from our dreams appeared. Glowing orange hair and strategical know how in his brain. We were saved, once again by the ever lasting nourishment of Keshians teet. We have a new place to call home, a larger tree with many friends within slothing distance. Maybe Working could fulfill his dream of getting married to a Noble squid and making Sqouth babies. I'm sure Dionysus would gladly accept such a courtship. We even have a bit of Packer's EU homeland as our neighbors. Perfect for buying kebabs and removing kebabs http://tinyurl.com/WhyRemoveKebabs. Maybe with the replenishment of Kesh the sloths will lead a new life in the West of Calradia.  Thanks for reading, sorry if this was too retarded and or not up to ACRE RP standards. My dream is for this to be approved by James himself.
 
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NA (Official) / Ban Brother_Lucx_of_Acre
« on: April 13, 2014, 07:20:28 pm »
 BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved
2. Name of offending character(s)
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
6. Multiple Screenshots
7. Names of players that can witness what happened.



1. EggoWaffle_The_Sloth
2. Brother_Lucx_of_Acre, Knight_Vebb_of_Acre
3. ~12:05 PM NA_1
4. Firebus went badass, shrekt acre. Lucx felt he needed a second spawn, left and rejoined.
5. Felt he needed a second spawn, needed to prove something. I dont know but im pretty sure you are only supposed to get 1 spawn on battle servers
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7.Lout, SCHUTZ, Firebus, Turkish_Horseman, Lemon... many more
 Side note. Later in the next round Vebb smacked me in the back with pure malice and hatred. I reported and he insulted my skill level and called me mean things

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Buy / I WANT JARIDS!
« on: March 22, 2014, 10:52:00 pm »
Looking for +3 Jarids! steam: domahawk58 OR forum PM me

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Sell/Trade / «•EggoWaffle's Shop•» Convenience Store Freezer Section +3 Long Voulge
« on: March 08, 2014, 02:21:11 am »
Hello! Its EggoWaffle from your local convenience store freezer section.

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↓Selling↓

Lordly Black Helmet
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Requirement:14 strength
Weight:3.1
Slots:-
Upkeep:444 gold
Head armor:57

Mighty Long Voulge
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Requirement:17 strength
Weight:3.7
Slots:2
Upkeep:338 gold
Speed:87
Length:175
Thrust:30 cut
Swing:40 cut
Bonus against shield
Unbalanced

Lordly Heraldic Tabard over Mail and Plate
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Requirement:11 strength
Weight:14.5
Upkeep:595 gold
Body armor:51
Leg armor:11

LOOKING FOR 1H'ERS

Gold, Loom-Points, Weapons, I will look at all forms of trade/sale!



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NA (Official) / Ban Firebus
« on: February 15, 2014, 01:48:39 am »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved: EggoWaffle_The_Sloth
2. Name of offending character(s): Sir_Firebus
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: 6:05 pm Central
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after: He was exclaiming foul words, I was deeply offended. He was also interrupting duels with other players far better than him, like myself.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did Because I beat him in too many duels, he couldnt take it so he snapped. I guess some people just get frustrated when they lose to me. Here is a couple screenshots of possibly what made him mad
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I mean im really good at cRPG, so its ok that someone was so angry with my skill.
6. Multiple Screenshots
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7. Names of players that can witness what happened : EON_Lemon, doggie, ThorVikingWarrior
P.S. Firebus said he would suck my dick if I posted this...soooooooooooo ;D
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Sell/Trade / Selling +3 Light Kuyak, Buying +3 Heraldic Armors
« on: December 28, 2013, 05:30:29 pm »
Preferably Heraldic tabard, or Plain Heraldic mail. May add gold

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Sell/Trade / I dunt cur sum1 buy eet
« on: December 27, 2013, 11:35:01 pm »
+3 Iron Battle Axe. Gimme dem offers

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Buy / Buying Bows
« on: December 07, 2013, 11:06:18 pm »
Buying, +3 Longbow or +3 Horn bow w/gold

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cRPG Technical problems / MY HEIRLOOM POINT
« on: November 29, 2013, 04:54:12 pm »
I had an Heirloom point and 200k, I retired at 31 to get another LP. Now I have 1 LP and 200k. Either I lost one or I didnt get one. HELP or tell me how I lost it.

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Buy / Looking for a +3 2h
« on: November 23, 2013, 05:25:14 pm »
Preferably a sword, like a German Greatsword, or Great Sword. I have a +3 Scimitar and some moneyz for bargaining

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