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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: kasMVC on October 16, 2018, 03:20:03 am

Title: Betrayer
Post by: kasMVC on October 16, 2018, 03:20:03 am
Cikel wiped his bloody SWARD on his boots and licked the snot running from his nose. MMMMM tasty he though to hiseelf

Shit my n-ig-g==as was good said lemeon completely inebriated on pomegranate juice. He wore a dirty jerkin that he'd been jerkin off into all last night the dirty fuck that he was. Poop stains covered his legs and his beard was unkempt. A scabbard was on his hip yet no sword was to be found in the sheath. His eyes were blood shoot and he was generally a dirty lil fucker in all regards. Fuck that guy.

Sire it is unwise for you to appear before the troops so cautioned CIkel the Drama whore.

A pox on you cikel you old boobie said Lemon as he stumbled around like a piece of shit

Cikel sighed to himzself. What had happened to calradia. Lesser nobles had carved out great swathes of land, squabbling over who ruled. No longer were there grand empires or brave knights to fill them. The land had descended into chaos; with opportunistic rogues ready to stab you in the back and skey you like a complete F*A*G*G*O*T and call it skill.

NAH MAN IM JUSt pLAYIN THE RANGE GAME WHY SHOULD I FIGHT HONORABLY WHEN I CAN JUST SKEY OUT OF YOUR SWING CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU DIE FROM BOREDOM ~knightmare tactics 101

All in all it was a dismal situation.


What a bland existence cikel though to whomstself. He turned towards the village of Nova Fenada; a village belonging to his old friend Kale. A friend and comrade who had saved his skin more times than cikel could remember. A friend and comrade who had shielded the scoundrel Thryn and lent him great sums of gold. The same friend who refused to aid cikel in his hour of revenge.

Cikel scowled grimly as he surveyed the field. The surrounding peasants were fleeing into the town and the town guard had been called up. Unfortunately it would not be enough.

New Emerin would be avenged or he would die trying
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: Jaren on October 16, 2018, 05:05:12 am
*Jaren appears, dick swangin' stroking a dead pug*

Where all the white womanz at?
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: Asheram on October 16, 2018, 05:33:35 am
eating chicken
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on October 16, 2018, 08:40:47 am
Cikel and Kale are both my friends..... who do i merc for? Should i just wait rill last second and apply both sides?
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: kasMVC on October 16, 2018, 02:51:23 pm
Reasons to sign for kale
healthy vegetable full of vitamin d and iron
very beautiful
smell like fresh
has many?
not idiot (tested)
great guy


reasons to sign for me
only have stupid whore lemon in my faction
strat is ending in 3 weeks or so
no fiefs no gold no s and d to pull from
must take revenge on thryn for being a lemon stealing whore
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: njames89 on October 16, 2018, 03:15:44 pm
Quote from: kasMVC on October 16, 2018, 02:51:23 pm
Reasons to sign for kale
healthy vegetable full of vitamin d and iron
very beautiful
smell like fresh
has many?
not idiot (tested)
great guy


reasons to sign for me
only have stupid whore lemon in my faction
strat is ending in 3 weeks or so
no fiefs no gold no s and d to pull from
must take revenge on thryn for being a lemon stealing whore

You make good and valid points however may I counter,

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Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: kasMVC on October 18, 2018, 06:30:00 pm
Cikel's shattered body stared up at the pale blue sky

He could not move he could not feel save for the tears streaming from his eyes

A thought came across his mind and he laughed before passing into the darkness
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: Asheram on October 19, 2018, 05:24:46 am
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Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: Schoi on October 19, 2018, 06:35:29 am
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ur crack bout to fall apart when im done wit it bro ;^))
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: Bryggan on October 24, 2018, 09:06:52 am
Quote from: kasMVC on October 16, 2018, 03:20:03 am
n-ig-g==
What does this word mean?
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: Nickleback on October 24, 2018, 09:42:39 am
Quote from: Bryggan on October 24, 2018, 09:06:52 am
What does this word mean?
I didn't understand it too,can someone write it properly for us please.
Title: Re: Betrayer
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 24, 2018, 06:03:29 pm
thank you for keeping the rp tradition alive