cRPG => Beginner's Help and Guides => Topic started by: Nickleback on May 29, 2016, 12:38:45 am
Title: How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
Post by: Nickleback on May 29, 2016, 12:38:45 am
Hai bois,today i will teach u the ancient secrets of how to get banned.
Boi it is not hard but it requires some courage,endurance and willpower,despite it's complexity,I will evade from the confusion and tell u directly what u need to do. U need to kill. I will show you by which rules u can't get banned. I will list some game rules and show you their loopholes.
-Forget about racism about black people and turks,these filthy servers doesn't provide ban for these disgraceful acts,words mean nothing in getting banned unless you are using your pencil against admins or melee crew(i mean people like item advisor ,event manager etc.) ''No abuse of in-game chat (racism, insulting, griefing, spamming...)'' this rule doesn't mean shit it is put there to discourage people from using satanic words.
-Leeching is completely okey in servers,u don't get banned because there are no admins in servers mod is almost dead.For example admin karasu last seen on steam 26 days ago.There is rule that says''No leeching'' but well nobody bans nobody anyways.
-You can be shit in game push your teammates in to the enemy,nudge archers and drop them on the floor every god damn thing is ok in this game,u don't get ban for these stuff.There is a rule that points out ''No malicious griefing of teammates (kickspamming, blocking, etc.)'' It is there for fill the blank page,so as to intimidate people from doing it,but everyone is doing it and it is ok.
-You can delay the round as much as you want to even though rule says :''NOT OK: hiding when last man standing (i.e. delaying)'' everyone in game delaying every god damn round.Even though i didn't do this because i like to go and die early there are a lot of people do this,it is okey even admins are on.
#REMEMBER:ADMINS IN THESE GAME ARE THE MOST PRIVILAGED,THEY BROKE ALL THE FORUM RULES AND GAME RULES BUT GET AWAY WITH IT.FOR EXAMPLE:just check feedback threads where admin comments are immense and u will see the violation of these 4 forum rules.(http://forum.melee.org/game-admin-feedback/) No racism, sexism, discriminatory speech, images or similar. No links to sites with illegal/legally questionable/offensive content. No posting of pornographic content. No flooding
People who is reading this thread you all are newbies,you are not an admin(yet) so be aware ,if you violate these rules u will get banned.
I am not giving this information to you to do these indignous acts,these acts are very bad and u musn't do it even though you can get away with it.People won't like you that way,i advise you to be nice in game. Note that i give this information only to show you that there is only one way of getting banned in this game,it is to kill.And admins violation of the rules are completely okey ,because the rules are a bit extreme for 2016 youngsters.Doing these stuff will not help you on anything,don't do the things that u wouldn't like to other people.
Boi,i have banned many times,therefore,u can trust my teachings i am the master of getting banned,i have watched people while they are getting banned,i have seen people who get banned for a trifle reason,also people who didn't banned and got away without a punishment for their disdainful actions.
Now boi,as you learned how not to get banned in any other way you know how to get banned. You just go in some crpg server,kill some dude if you want to get banned for some days, if you want to get banned for a long period kill an admin or someone from melee crew. #DON'T FORGET:It doesn't matters if you kill someone intentionally or not,if you kill you get banned.
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
Post by: Butan on May 29, 2016, 12:40:00 am
Damn Panos, you really broke this guy's butt in half, he still feels it today.
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
Post by: Nickleback on May 29, 2016, 12:44:23 am
Yes,everyone knows that panos swears to turks and gets away with it.
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
Post by: Casul on May 29, 2016, 12:48:52 am
To be fair he swears at basically everything which gets in his way.
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
Post by: Gurgumul on May 29, 2016, 01:30:30 am
Admins are particularly unfair against Panos. Last time he killed someone, he got permabanned.
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
Post by: Finse on June 03, 2016, 09:42:43 pm
Panos is Yuhmaz, Plotwist confimed :D
He is just multiaccounting to make a drama in cRPG
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
Post by: Molly on June 03, 2016, 10:06:42 pm
-Forget about racism about black people and turks,these filthy servers doesn't provide ban for these disgraceful acts,words mean nothing in getting banned unless you are using your pencil against admins or melee crew(i mean people like item advisor ,event manager etc.)
My monthly post on the forums is to congratulate you on your eccentric and highly identifiable style of shitposting through the past several months. I respect your ability.
However, lol @ the above.
see you next month
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
Post by: Xesta on June 12, 2016, 05:44:08 pm
I've only been banned once for extreme harassment and insulting for 4 days. :|
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
Post by: Blackbow on June 24, 2016, 06:30:02 am
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
Post by: Yeldur on June 25, 2016, 02:14:40 am
I didn't read anything in this thread but I'm guessing it's complaining about Panos?
Title: Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
Post by: Dolphin on June 25, 2016, 10:12:23 am