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Melee: Battlegrounds => General => Topic started by: Panos_ on May 03, 2016, 10:55:54 am

Title: I CALL DIBS...
Post by: Panos_ on May 03, 2016, 10:55:54 am
Just a fun thread!
Write your own dibs if you like!

1. The title "TurkSlayer" can and shall be used only by me.
2. I call dibs on the Byzantine themed clan.
3. I am the only one who is allowed to insult the Turks without penalties.
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Post by: Vibe on May 03, 2016, 10:59:24 am
i call dibs on name 'cmp'
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Post by: Molly on May 03, 2016, 11:21:16 am
Dibs on everything revolving around 'Molly' just for consistency purposes.
Boring, I know.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Byrdi on May 03, 2016, 11:53:00 am
Dibs on everything revolving around 'Molly' just for consistency purposes.
Boring, I know.  :mrgreen:

Ecstasy  (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=molly)monopolist confirmed.
How is my character going to make money now? :(
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Post by: Torben on May 03, 2016, 11:56:17 am
your mom, your sister, and if you have a goat.. that too!
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Post by: Gaz.Spencer on May 03, 2016, 12:09:58 pm
I dibs the username A.dolf Trump. With a N.A.Z.I themed clan.


Edit: it won't let me write N.a.z.i or a.d.o.l.f

Changed the to Albert and chocolate chip cookies  :D
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Post by: AwesomeHail on May 03, 2016, 12:17:03 pm
Dibs on the name ''lol'' and ''Hail''
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Post by: pogosan on May 03, 2016, 12:25:27 pm
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Post by: Butan on May 03, 2016, 12:31:13 pm
I call dibs on :

- the single most protective pieces of armor
- the biggest sword


 :mrgreen:
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Post by: Casul on May 03, 2016, 12:41:47 pm
I call dibs on :

- the single most protective pieces of armor
- the biggest sword


 :mrgreen:

fuq :(

I call dibs on Burg Krems and well... 2nd biggest sword and 2nd most protective piece of armor :(
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Post by: Golem on May 03, 2016, 12:51:19 pm
I call dibs on all future dibs.
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Post by: Jambi on May 03, 2016, 01:14:20 pm
I call dibs on..... no no! NO Golem why!

I call dibs on all future dibs.

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Post by: Golem on May 03, 2016, 01:22:09 pm
Is this irreversible?
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Post by: Umbra on May 03, 2016, 01:34:52 pm
Calling dibs on Umbra
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Post by: pogosan on May 03, 2016, 01:37:05 pm
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Post by: Molly on May 03, 2016, 01:48:59 pm
I am so glad that me dibs is a past dibs and not one of Golem's future dibs!

Suck it, bitches :D
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Post by: Switchtense on May 03, 2016, 02:10:53 pm
3. I am the only one who is allowed to insult the Turks without penalties.

Sorry, no can do.

Turk turd what I always have, and always will, call turks.

Especially Kratos now that he is an admin.
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Post by: Fasader on May 03, 2016, 02:14:33 pm
I call dibs on all dibs before golem's so golem gets all dibs. therefore /thread.
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Post by: Umbra on May 03, 2016, 02:17:08 pm
Simple solution, I call dibs on Golems dibs, also, on Fasaders dibs.
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Post by: njames89 on May 03, 2016, 03:10:41 pm
Dibs on being a plate whoring xbow abusing loom crutching nerd herding baddie  8-)
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Post by: Golem on May 03, 2016, 05:52:18 pm
oops . .
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Post by: Yeldur on May 03, 2016, 06:32:04 pm
i call dibs on africa
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Post by: Varadin on May 03, 2016, 07:16:33 pm
dibs on left swing spam with 2h
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Post by: Asheram on May 03, 2016, 07:19:41 pm
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Post by: khelbyz on May 03, 2016, 07:54:40 pm
I call dibs on chadz mom
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Post by: Zeus_ on May 03, 2016, 10:19:14 pm
i call dibs on 50% of the profit they make
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Post by: Golem on May 03, 2016, 10:24:06 pm
I call dibs on all the profit that they already made.
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Post by: Butan on May 03, 2016, 11:08:08 pm
I call dibs on all the profit that they already made.

= 1 denar  :P
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Post by: Mancom37 on May 03, 2016, 11:11:06 pm
Dibs on handgonner/slinger
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Post by: Asheram on May 03, 2016, 11:34:03 pm
Dibs on 1st ingame  fiery katana visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: Kelugarn on May 04, 2016, 12:55:04 am
I call dibs on all instances of magic and other unexplainable phenomena witnessed in OKAM.
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Post by: Uther Pendragon on May 04, 2016, 01:04:31 am
I call dibs on all instances of magic and other unexplainable phenomena witnessed in OKAM.
As Uther Pendragon, I call dibs on banning magic and magic users.

Also on the names, Uthyr Pendraeg and Uther Pendragon.
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Post by: Moncho on May 04, 2016, 01:13:31 am
I call dibs on a a walking stick, a (horse) butcher's cleaver, an iberian mace, a shield that doubles as a table, a straw hat, and a white shirt over mail. Oh, and a good nap mid round.
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Post by: Gurgumul on May 04, 2016, 01:36:44 am
I call dibs on organizing ban duels.
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Post by: Gaz.Spencer on May 04, 2016, 06:15:52 am
when the game is released im gonna go make accounts for all these usernames and sell them for $10 each  :D
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Post by: Golem on May 04, 2016, 01:30:58 pm
I call dibs on the names King Sandfriend and Castle of the King Sandfriend
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Post by: Golem on May 04, 2016, 09:07:09 pm
I call dibs on the names King Sandfriend and Castle of the King Sandfriend

rude
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Post by: blizz on May 04, 2016, 11:06:52 pm
rude
wtf did u just answer urself? LOLOLOLOL i love it when ppl do that its funniest sht imo
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Post by: Golem on May 04, 2016, 11:34:53 pm
wtf did u just answer urself? LOLOLOLOL i love it when ppl do that its funniest sht imo

Dude, that sarcasm just gave me cancer.
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Post by: Asheram on May 05, 2016, 12:50:10 am
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Post by: blizz on May 05, 2016, 02:15:15 am
Dude, that sarcasm just gave me cancer.
it wasnt sarcasm im srs when ppl on battle tell themself "ns" or somethin i laugh
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Post by: BlackFysh on May 05, 2016, 01:55:37 pm
I call dibs on turban + Naginata  and all horses.  that's my shit. 
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Post by: karasu on May 05, 2016, 03:07:09 pm
I call dibs on perma bans management (to make sure they are really permanent  :lol:) and enforcing the silliest punishments possible around the game instead of just banning people. Make it fun without crossing the line to make it desirable. (implying there'll be admins like in crpg mod, instead of a totally different justice system)

And the crow/raven banner + my name  :oops:

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Post by: Son Of Odin on May 05, 2016, 04:59:14 pm
As Uther Pendragon, I call dibs on banning magic and magic users.

Also on the names, Uthyr Pendraeg and Uther Pendragon.

BURN THE WITCHES!
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Post by: Jambi on May 05, 2016, 09:13:23 pm
I call dibs on head admin.  :twisted:  :lol:
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Post by: Butan on May 05, 2016, 09:27:55 pm
I call dibs on global multiverse big headed super admin.
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Post by: MacX85 on May 05, 2016, 09:50:19 pm
*sigh* why does this weird thread keep reappearing...? I see no option to ignore it
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Post by: Asheram on May 05, 2016, 10:42:29 pm
I call dibs on the mute button, will rent it out for 5 shekels a pop.  :P
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Post by: Gurgumul on May 06, 2016, 06:09:33 am
I call dibs on lottery winnings  :twisted:
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Post by: chadz on May 06, 2016, 10:31:50 am
dibs on ur wallets
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Post by: Molly on May 06, 2016, 10:50:41 am
dibs on ur wallets
cruel
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Post by: Butan on May 06, 2016, 12:02:24 pm
dibs on ur wallets

savage
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Post by: Gurgumul on May 06, 2016, 02:00:14 pm
dibs on ur wallets
relentless
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Post by: karasu on May 06, 2016, 05:18:32 pm
dibs on ur wallets

sincere  :lol:
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Post by: Asheram on May 06, 2016, 05:35:21 pm
dibs on ur wallets
hopeful
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Post by: chadz on May 06, 2016, 05:39:27 pm
hopeful
:lol:
#rekt
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Post by: Panos_ on May 19, 2016, 06:53:34 pm
:lol:
#rekt

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Post by: Zeus_ on May 19, 2016, 06:56:11 pm
i call dibs on 50% of the profit they make

dibs on ur wallets

I approve
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Post by: Nickleback on June 03, 2016, 06:34:06 pm
Lol is he chadz,panos he looks like an irish smuggler
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Post by: Panos_ on June 03, 2016, 07:16:43 pm
Lol is he chadz,panos he looks like an irish smuggler

Dont judge.
Things could be worse, he could be a turk :wink:
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Post by: Nickleback on June 06, 2016, 08:43:09 am
You fucking trash greek,you are are so poor that i am able to buy your whole family with one month payment,i will buy and put ur family on a leash to drive them on turkish farms to harvest tomatoes.
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Post by: Switchtense on June 06, 2016, 10:13:34 am
You fucking trash greek,you are are so poor that i am able to buy your whole family with one month payment,i will buy and put ur family on a leash to drive them on turkish farms to harvest tomatoes.

Before or after I buy your family?
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Post by: Nickleback on June 06, 2016, 10:59:51 am
You can buy my surplus fingernails with your 20 year salary ,you cheap porn gif go lick donkey balls.
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Post by: Varadin on June 06, 2016, 04:58:56 pm
You fucking trash greek,you are are so poor that i am able to buy your whole family with one month payment,i will buy and put ur family on a leash to drive them on turkish farms to harvest tomatoes.

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Post by: Ăšlfur on June 11, 2016, 08:44:16 pm
Dibs on WolvenSpirit, Name wise. Thanks :)