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Good morning!

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The unfortunate assasination of chadz.
By A_Hot_Elf_Princess
Fief of Glunmar Elementary School, Grade 3

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One day in the enchanted forst a elf was playing game on her computer (it is made of vines and leafs and the mouse is a big acorn). She was a elf princess. She was playingh the game "CRPG" for Mound & Blade computer game. the elf was playing realy good and was at the top of board. She shooted her bow and hit pheasant. She shotted her bow and kill a horse. "Sorry horsey" she said, but it wasnt the horses fault. His owner was an Evil Night. Then she shooted the Evil Knight because he was SLOW and made a fat joke at him.
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   The evil night died but he came back soon. He was really angery and told his hole team “kill the elf she is not worth living!” They couldnot find her because she was in the hey stack and hiding. The evil knight said “we have lost our pray, now we wil have to find someone else to get!” and all the bad soldiers agreed. As they marshed across the land kiling everyone, the Evil Night turned around and told them “wait our own guys is archer” and they killed the archer and there score went down but they did not care because they were very angery mob.
   The Evil Knight found his new target later. It was the king of the city chadz. He was a good king and gave coins to his pesents so they could go buy a candy bar at the store if they harvestered all their wheat and finched their home work on time. But the Evil Nihgt was angery about his died, and he went to fight king chadz.
King chadz was havin a feast right when the Evil Night attacked. He said “oh not now!” and stood up real fast. His food fell, all the equus africanus asinus hambubgers, his smashed potatos, all the peas, and even his milk got spilled.
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   The evil night nocked on his castle door and said “chaz I come for you’re blood now! I lost my hunt and now you will pay!” chadz was scared because his army was on vacation at Disney world this week. They went to the beach too and drank out of a coconut. He put on his armor and sord and says to himself “I will do my best but I cant beat them all allone”
Juts then, a window breaked and the elf princess came in. she said “elfs are good at hearing and I hear you are in troubel good king.. that bad night is after me” they made a high five and kicked the door to go  beat the Evil Night.
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Evil night was listening the whole tim and he was ready to murder! He took out his big axe and said “come fight me I will chop your head off! And then I will kick it out the window!” his army was so scared they hided under the tables and slipped on chadz’s spilled food.
Chads fought with honor and power but the evil night was making a rage at him. He almost nocked the sord out of chaz hands seven times! The elf princess took out her bow & arrows and made her aim. She waited for the perfect time to shot her arrow into the evil night and make his end.
She let go of her fingers and the arrow went. chadz moved in the way and it went threw the middle of his head and he died
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WHAT THE FUCK. EVERY TIME. TAKE OFF THAT HELMET IT IS MADE OF MAGNETS THAT SUCK MY BODKINS RIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN YOU TARDJOB. PRESS M. I DARE YOU PRESS M AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS NEXT
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Best one till now. Gotta love the pictures.  :twisted:

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Closed Requests / Re: [BAN] HotTamale
« on: June 09, 2012, 07:42:35 pm »
1 hour ban is a joke if you are asking me. And I was there also, HotTamale was intentionaly teamhitting,
so I think a 24h ban would fit better for this case. Next time I see this happen, I will start making screenshots
and I will make a topic about it.

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Game Balance Discussion / Re: Archery buff? nerf?
« on: June 09, 2012, 01:17:48 pm »
I say: Leave Archery alone, it's good as it is now. Changing it would break it again.

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General Off Topic / Re: HBO's Game of Thrones. [No Book Spoilers]
« on: June 09, 2012, 01:05:12 pm »
such an awful show (and books) how can any of you watch this garbage? :evil:
Stream: http://www.couchtuner.com/game-of-thrones-stream/
Or download on Piratebay.

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Shall we continue with our short-sentence conversations?
Allright.

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Closed Requests / Re: Please ban ANT_RandomDude for delaying
« on: June 08, 2012, 04:20:31 pm »
So, what you are saying is that admins are above rules? Did you mean that or just poor thought-articulation?
But, to stay on topic, I think delayers deserve ban. Saying it's not in the rules etc. is bollocks because common sense is to punish those who are taking the fun out of playing from team players and not contributing to the team at the same time.

I honestly don't know all specifics of the event but if the admin was hiding behind a bush and not even trying to get to flags or whatever, I think that is just plain gay. It might not be in the rules word by word but it's obviously contributing only to his KD ratio and noone else.
Couldn't have said it any better. Probably the admin got away with this and the poor guy probably got banned.

I only wish that the admin could be more specific about this case, but I think he likes to keep it in his favour and
he probably won't clear up this case again. So be it I guess.

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Saw it, ty.

Where is this place? (country, city)

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Slovenia, Bled
Source: http://www.dreamette.nl/vakantieplannen-2011/

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Closed Requests / Re: Ban request on Lekis
« on: June 08, 2012, 11:56:04 am »
Admin himself told me to do this now so they could check it from log.
Allright then, good luck with this case.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Team Attack Warning
« on: June 08, 2012, 11:55:10 am »
A message when you teamhit someone would be nice, no need for any numbres though.
+1

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Closed Requests / Re: Ban request on Lekis
« on: June 08, 2012, 11:40:49 am »
Hello!

I were playing in Eu_crpg 4 yesterday at 15:30-15:50 when there was guy called *Clan tag*_ Lekis something. He were saying racist things about Turks and attacking our one teammate. Few minutes later: WTF? some Camel guys (or something) got banned because they tried to ban him? Justice? Can't see it.

I hope someone else saw this also.
Kinda late posting this. Also, uploading the screenshot would be helpfull.

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Spoilering is boring. I just click on "Quote" after the second spoiler is "empty" and see what I need to see.
I'm glad you didn't spoil the spoiler. Waiting for Jazzz to read it! :twisted:

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Kemi.
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Faction Halls / Re: [the_Bloody]Blood Order - Zakon Krwi
« on: June 08, 2012, 10:46:37 am »
PS: Nice signature Klauwaert.
Thanks Sergio. It's Aljo (aka King Jazzz) who made it. We plan to make a better one later.
Best of luck to all of your clan!

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