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cRPG => Suggestions Corner => Realism Discussion => Topic started by: djavo on October 30, 2011, 06:40:12 pm

Title: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: djavo on October 30, 2011, 06:40:12 pm
Please add this its of utmost importance for game balance. Thank you!
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Largg on October 31, 2011, 10:59:38 am
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Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Penitent on October 31, 2011, 07:28:40 pm
.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Vexus on October 31, 2011, 07:54:15 pm
And they should be able to get a boner sometimes.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Lactating Vegetables on October 31, 2011, 09:10:48 pm
wow just wow.




wtf is wrong with you?

even if they did add it in would you then make a thread about not being able to wank them off?
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: [ptx] on October 31, 2011, 09:14:40 pm
even if they did add it in would you then make a thread about not being able to wank them off?
Yes.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Wookimonsta on November 04, 2011, 10:29:02 am
even if they did add it in would you then make a thread about not being able to wank them off?

of course.
also i want my horse to be able to bump enemies to the ground and then sodomize them pls
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Vibe on November 04, 2011, 10:30:57 am
horse cock couching
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Wookimonsta on November 04, 2011, 10:33:32 am
horse cock couching
these are the kind of ideas the mod needs, why aren't you a dev?
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: MrShine on November 06, 2011, 01:55:56 am
Please add this its of utmost importance for game balance. Thank you!

I support this suggestion completely.

It opens so many doors for cRPG. 

a) we can have different stats for horses of different genders
b) horses will attempt to mate with those of the opposite sex and may refuse to come to people who are whistling.
c) we can have a cRPG horse breeding metagame ala MonsterRancher.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Siiem on November 06, 2011, 04:14:59 am
Hi,

It's signed,

I can only approved.


Siiem
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Wookimonsta on November 07, 2011, 10:29:01 am
c) we can have a cRPG horse breeding metagame ala MonsterRancher.

I have 2 +3 coursers, can I make +4 coursers?
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Segd on November 07, 2011, 10:34:28 am
It is unfair to add horse cocks before human dicks. Lets made retirement more realistic!
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: MouthnHoof on November 09, 2011, 04:26:48 pm
Brilliant idea!
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Mushy on November 09, 2011, 10:21:22 pm
I thought Horse's dicks tuck away inside them when they .. don't need them (?)

I know this from experience T.V.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: B3RS3RK on November 09, 2011, 11:33:00 pm
Yes, but there are also Psycho-Horses out there who get hard when seeing blood and slaughter.Just like Humans.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: theero on November 11, 2011, 07:58:53 am
Yes, but there are also Psycho-Horses out there who get hard when seeing blood and slaughter.Just like Humans all Warband-players.

Fix'd.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Fartface on November 11, 2011, 04:28:47 pm
Will the dick be armored to if you get like a plated charger.
or do you need to buy horsedick armours?
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: theero on November 22, 2011, 08:53:34 am
Will the dick be armored to if you get like a plated charger.
or do you need to buy horsedick armours?

Can we get some added penetration from heirlooming the horseprick-armors?
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Pigeonteeth on November 23, 2011, 02:01:48 am
Hopefully they use ragdoll physics.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on November 23, 2011, 02:05:03 am
Signed.

I can only approved.

~Aldryk
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Haze_The_Hobo on November 28, 2011, 11:03:24 pm
Ok im down with this and we in Pantheon think horse should get boner after u get couched/horseback kill! Then u could do a double lance, how fantastic that was, a huge ejaculation would deal extra damage.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Aleskander on January 08, 2012, 10:20:59 am
When a horse is around another horse of the opposite gender, the penis becomes erect and does lancing damage to any player it bumps. The player is also coated with while goo instead of red blood. Yes, sentence one implies that all three genders of horses have penises.



Hopefully they use ragdoll physics.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on January 09, 2012, 03:45:18 am
Oh god, cavalry players could mate horses of different breeds to make SUPER HORSES. Oh, the OPness!

ARABIAN PLATED COURSER!

We need this. Horses need dicks and vaginas now, to give extreme cav players something to do.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: MrShine on January 10, 2012, 05:27:41 am
Oh god, cavalry players could mate horses of different breeds to make SUPER HORSES. Oh, the OPness!

ARABIAN PLATED COURSER!

We need this. Horses need dicks and vaginas now, to give extreme cav players something to do.

When two horses of opposite gender collide the riders should get a cooperative mini-game popup.  If they solve it the female horse gets pregnant.  If they fail both horses get crabs (-2 maneuver -1 speed).
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: isatis on January 12, 2012, 04:09:45 am
When two horses of opposite gender collide the riders should get a cooperative mini-game popup.  If they solve it the female horse gets pregnant.  If they fail both horses get crabs (-2 maneuver -1 speed).

one word: lol

just be epic two cav boom and reappear with satisfaction on their eye... epic!
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Gomer on January 13, 2012, 08:21:38 am
It is unfair to add horse cocks before human dicks. Lets made retirement more realistic!
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,23847.0.html

Also We need to get final Boss to make horse dick looms
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Trikipum on January 18, 2012, 04:50:32 pm
What about this?: If you ride a horse and kill 4 archers in 20 secs your horse gets a boner (there are chances the rider will also get it, but that is a diferent matter) and you can couch your horse's penis?.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Penitent on January 18, 2012, 09:11:54 pm
I was revisitng this section as I clicked this topic thought, "oh god why are they still discussing this."  Then I actually read it and laughed my ass off at work.  Thanks guys. :)
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Fartface on January 20, 2012, 02:38:38 pm
What should be the stats for your horse penis armour.
I was thinking about.
Steel horse penis armour :
Weight : 1.5
Damage : 60p
couchable.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Penitent on January 20, 2012, 11:38:17 pm
Horse boner can only be used in an attack when charging an enemy at full speed, horse member erect, holding down ctrl, and jumping directly over the enemy.  Then the rigid genitalia would strike the opposing player in the mouth, qualifying as a couched head-shot.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Fartface on January 21, 2012, 06:41:37 pm
Horse boner can only be used in an attack when charging an enemy at full speed, horse member erect, holding down ctrl, and jumping directly over the enemy.  Then the rigid genitalia would strike the opposing player in the mouth, qualifying as a couched head-shot.
This! Should the cum work as poison aswel?
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Polobow on January 21, 2012, 09:33:27 pm
This! Should the cum work as poison aswel?
Let's steal the code from Mercenaries xbow wound system.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Fartface on January 23, 2012, 09:57:27 am
THIS!
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Brrrak on January 23, 2012, 03:51:40 pm
Why has no one yet suggested that dedicated cav be able to mate with their horses and produce centaurs, or be given the option to become a centaur after retirement?
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Penitent on January 23, 2012, 08:45:55 pm
Why has no one yet suggested that dedicated cav be able to mate with their horses and produce centaurs, or be given the option to become a centaur after retirement?

That's ok and all...but don't forget to start the thread titled "Centaurs dont have genitalia" once the change is made...so we get this important feature in play.
Title: Re: Horses dont have genitalia
Post by: Fartface on January 24, 2012, 12:02:51 pm
Yes centaurs FTW.