cRPG
cRPG => Suggestions Corner => Realism Discussion => Topic started by: djavo on October 30, 2011, 06:40:12 pm
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Please add this its of utmost importance for game balance. Thank you!
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And they should be able to get a boner sometimes.
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wow just wow.
wtf is wrong with you?
even if they did add it in would you then make a thread about not being able to wank them off?
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even if they did add it in would you then make a thread about not being able to wank them off?
Yes.
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even if they did add it in would you then make a thread about not being able to wank them off?
of course.
also i want my horse to be able to bump enemies to the ground and then sodomize them pls
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horse cock couching
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horse cock couching
these are the kind of ideas the mod needs, why aren't you a dev?
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Please add this its of utmost importance for game balance. Thank you!
I support this suggestion completely.
It opens so many doors for cRPG.
a) we can have different stats for horses of different genders
b) horses will attempt to mate with those of the opposite sex and may refuse to come to people who are whistling.
c) we can have a cRPG horse breeding metagame ala MonsterRancher.
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Hi,
It's signed,
I can only approved.
Siiem
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c) we can have a cRPG horse breeding metagame ala MonsterRancher.
I have 2 +3 coursers, can I make +4 coursers?
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It is unfair to add horse cocks before human dicks. Lets made retirement more realistic!
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Brilliant idea!
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I thought Horse's dicks tuck away inside them when they .. don't need them (?)
I know this from experience T.V.
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Yes, but there are also Psycho-Horses out there who get hard when seeing blood and slaughter.Just like Humans.
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Yes, but there are also Psycho-Horses out there who get hard when seeing blood and slaughter.Just like Humans all Warband-players.
Fix'd.
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Will the dick be armored to if you get like a plated charger.
or do you need to buy horsedick armours?
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Will the dick be armored to if you get like a plated charger.
or do you need to buy horsedick armours?
Can we get some added penetration from heirlooming the horseprick-armors?
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Hopefully they use ragdoll physics.
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Signed.
I can only approved.
~Aldryk
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Ok im down with this and we in Pantheon think horse should get boner after u get couched/horseback kill! Then u could do a double lance, how fantastic that was, a huge ejaculation would deal extra damage.
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When a horse is around another horse of the opposite gender, the penis becomes erect and does lancing damage to any player it bumps. The player is also coated with while goo instead of red blood. Yes, sentence one implies that all three genders of horses have penises.
Hopefully they use ragdoll physics.
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Oh god, cavalry players could mate horses of different breeds to make SUPER HORSES. Oh, the OPness!
ARABIAN PLATED COURSER!
We need this. Horses need dicks and vaginas now, to give extreme cav players something to do.
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Oh god, cavalry players could mate horses of different breeds to make SUPER HORSES. Oh, the OPness!
ARABIAN PLATED COURSER!
We need this. Horses need dicks and vaginas now, to give extreme cav players something to do.
When two horses of opposite gender collide the riders should get a cooperative mini-game popup. If they solve it the female horse gets pregnant. If they fail both horses get crabs (-2 maneuver -1 speed).
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When two horses of opposite gender collide the riders should get a cooperative mini-game popup. If they solve it the female horse gets pregnant. If they fail both horses get crabs (-2 maneuver -1 speed).
one word: lol
just be epic two cav boom and reappear with satisfaction on their eye... epic!
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It is unfair to add horse cocks before human dicks. Lets made retirement more realistic!
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,23847.0.html
Also We need to get final Boss to make horse dick looms
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What about this?: If you ride a horse and kill 4 archers in 20 secs your horse gets a boner (there are chances the rider will also get it, but that is a diferent matter) and you can couch your horse's penis?.
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I was revisitng this section as I clicked this topic thought, "oh god why are they still discussing this." Then I actually read it and laughed my ass off at work. Thanks guys. :)
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What should be the stats for your horse penis armour.
I was thinking about.
Steel horse penis armour :
Weight : 1.5
Damage : 60p
couchable.
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Horse boner can only be used in an attack when charging an enemy at full speed, horse member erect, holding down ctrl, and jumping directly over the enemy. Then the rigid genitalia would strike the opposing player in the mouth, qualifying as a couched head-shot.
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Horse boner can only be used in an attack when charging an enemy at full speed, horse member erect, holding down ctrl, and jumping directly over the enemy. Then the rigid genitalia would strike the opposing player in the mouth, qualifying as a couched head-shot.
This! Should the cum work as poison aswel?
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This! Should the cum work as poison aswel?
Let's steal the code from Mercenaries xbow wound system.
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THIS!
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Why has no one yet suggested that dedicated cav be able to mate with their horses and produce centaurs, or be given the option to become a centaur after retirement?
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Why has no one yet suggested that dedicated cav be able to mate with their horses and produce centaurs, or be given the option to become a centaur after retirement?
That's ok and all...but don't forget to start the thread titled "Centaurs dont have genitalia" once the change is made...so we get this important feature in play.
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Yes centaurs FTW.