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fuck bows
« on: March 11, 2016, 03:03:56 pm »
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2016, 03:32:56 pm »
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r they sxy tho?
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2016, 03:38:22 pm »
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are they up for anal?
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2016, 04:13:08 pm »
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they have already fcked up the crossbow,bows are not very strong atm golem they are ok,we better go and fuck chicks

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2016, 05:21:17 pm »
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what about throwers, they got even more pesky lately
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2016, 06:27:39 pm »
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Arrows should ricochet and kill the archer.  :|


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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2016, 06:35:30 pm »
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Arrows should ricochet and kill the archer.  :|

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2016, 06:37:37 pm »
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I know some people are new to this game and can't handle the fact that there are ranged players on the field.

I wrote a guide for you guys back in 2012.  Still relevant:

http://forum.melee.org/guides/(guide)-how-to-defend-against-archers-xbows-and-not-become-a-statistic/

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2016, 07:08:19 pm »
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I know some people are new to this game and can't handle the fact that there are ranged players on the field.

I wrote a guide for you guys back in 2012.  Still relevant:

http://forum.melee.org/guides/(guide)-how-to-defend-against-archers-xbows-and-not-become-a-statistic/

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2016, 07:32:26 pm »
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Guess why EU always had different subject of whining than NA???
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2016, 07:36:18 pm »
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I know some people are new to this game and can't handle the fact that there are ranged players on the field.

I wrote a guide for you guys back in 2012.  Still relevant:

http://forum.melee.org/guides/(guide)-how-to-defend-against-archers-xbows-and-not-become-a-statistic/

Might want to add what I remember reading in another part of the forum:
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Armor protects you twice; once because of the damage reduction on hits, once because ranged players tend to prioritize the lightly armored guy next to you.
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2016, 07:44:50 pm »
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Might want to add what I remember reading in another part of the forum:

Don't most archers use Bodkin arrows, thus making prioritising the armoured people the logical option as you're now using a pierce arrow..?
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2016, 07:51:15 pm »
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I read the title as "fuck boys", because all the bitches on facebook are liking and sharing pictures and memes talking about "fuck boys", which seems to be the male equivalent to hoe ...  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah yeah, I'm not even playing anymore, but fuck bows seem accurate ...

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2016, 07:53:00 pm »
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what about throwers, they got even more pesky lately

The throwing lances need a delay between melee and throwing mode imo
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2016, 08:06:53 pm »
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Don't most archers use Bodkin arrows, thus making prioritising the armoured people the logical option as you're now using a pierce arrow..?
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