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Diplomacy / The Trolls Strike Again!
« on: February 06, 2018, 12:27:40 pm »TERRORIST TROLLS ATTACK QUIET DESERT VILLAGE BEFORE DAWN!
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Caraf Castle - (AP) STRIKING ONLY WHEN GOOD DECENT CITIZENS ARE SLEEPING,
Troll forces led by Cochese at the behest of scumbag Assington have seized Qalyut. When reached for comment the Village Elder of Qalyut complained that "It's almost harvesting season"
and refuted seeing any enemy warparties nearby, however a source revealed under condition of anonymity that the forces from Assington's Host had stolen most of their livestock, and had raped all of the women.
The Village Elder had been coerced into emptying the coffers by the officers and several of the local constabulary were killed when the they had first entered the village this morning. Already the flow of goods has ceased entirely,
and the economy of the entire desert region of Calradia is feeling the loss of this incredibly prosperous marketplace. Not only is the economy effected, but reports that even families have been cut off from eachother by order of the occupation forces have begun to surface. The Kingdom of Acre's public relations office in Caraf Castle responded saying "[a]n official statement from the Crown should be expected later today, however Calradia can be assured at this time that this unprovoked attack will not go unanswered and will be dealt with accordingly, Deus Vult." Various branches from the Legion have begun petitioning their local lords and knights to call the banners and march on Qalyut and liberate the lands that they had already bled for before. Only time will tell what will finally become of the poor souls trapped under the thumb of terrortrollism in Qalyut. Till then they shall be the subject of an entire Kingdom's prayers.
