Did you manage to remove that stick of entitlement out of your ass or are you still the same shameless and narcissistic jackass I remember? Don't @ me, I'm not coming back for a reply because I already know the answer.
This isn't a shameless bump for +1s while re-living pro videomaking skills. There is an issue I have to address.
I was playing during the time of the recording near the end as depicted here by Cyranule being a dick and cheating to kill me. I'm not present in the first picture but just a footnote in history of my defeat. It was during the time of the Unicorns with Bramd, Gov, Kilgore and Elyze. I was using an xbow build briefly (I had to respec because my clan was going to kick me for being such a gay class. Hilarious right? Kicked out of the Unicorn Clan for being too gay.)
All is good at this point because we get to see some pro cavalry from 420 clan (Smoke weed all day erryday). Then the map changed to the troll map with the gates you can undo and make people fall to their death. I couldn't help myself. You know when you see that giant red shiny button that says do not push? It was a lot like that and I gave in. You can watch the evidence at 3:58 and if not here are the pictures.
Here I am ducking to hide myself to blend into the wall like a fucking ninja.
I can count 11 people and potentially more. As I've matured over these last four years what I found to be hilarious has now turned to troll's remorse. I was never punished for the crime of killing so many teammates intentionally. For one round they had to suffer wandering around the map as vengeful spirits. Praise be to the GODKING PARTYBOY for resurrecting these noble warriors next round, but still I attacked their most sacred possession which is their K/D, akin to essentially chopping a little bit off of each of their e-peen's. I'm sorry pls 2 forgiff.
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In short give me Katana in Of chadz and Men videogamez.
I have determined why this Strategus sucks through various scientific experiments and I have discovered the reason is a lack of superior Japanese steel being circulated into the world. As ruler of this land I have put into motion to turn this pile of shit into the most glorious Katana Factory ever seen. Once production increases I will be distributing free katanas to the world, whether people want them or not.
KESH IS SAVIOR OF STRAT!!!1!!!!11! FCC BEST CLAN AND STUFF BIRD CLAN. EU IS A PRETTY OKAY COUNTRY. BUFF KATANA FOR FUCKS SAFE ITS BEEN 4 YEARS OF CONTINUOUS NERFING. BRING BACK LADDERS FOR MY GODKING PARTYBOY. pls rspnd devs
I have been chosen to be the one that deciphers the drunken divine rantings of our GODKING PARTYBOY, so please consider me as the Voice and Space Pope of BIRD CLAN until further notice(If Partyboy decides to take over).
If you wish to hold any diplomacy talks with BIRD CLAN I require you to address me by my full title because we have to e-RP <3, the full title is Gmnotutoo the Voice and Space Pope of BIRD CLAN. BEST CLAN.
Clams: Partyboy claims all of Calradia, including EU. Updated: Going for Kwynn as a starting nest and expanding to other places.
New Kwynn Trading Policy: S&D: Unless you have permission, get permission from someone in the strat clan. We may or may not attack depending on how lazy we are. New Mechin Trading Policy: Open to everyone at this time. New Peshmi Sashimi: Open to everyone at this time.
Goals: BIRD CLAN will take over all of strat or just aimlessly do whatever we feel like, ONE OF THESE TWO OPTIONS BECAUSE WE'RE WILD CARDS!
gl hf, plz dont spam full plate maul heavywhore horse morningstar pike armies.
p.s. Looking for more BIRDS that want to party and fly together. visitors can't see pics , please register or login