Author Topic: [Clan Ninja] Recruitment Thread - Recruitment OPEN since June 27, 2010  (Read 108300 times)

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So said the wisest of Ninjas, Khorin.
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That Thomeck-delay-kicking bussiness is like that asshole-retard dude that fucks your sister sometimes.

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Wise, I don't know. I had a good teacher.

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Why do I get this strange feeling you two have a.. 'secret' relationship.
I'm not retreating, just advancing in another direction!

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A great Ninja warrior, now old, had decided to teach Zen
Buddhism to young people. Despite his age, the legend was that
he could defeat any adversary.

One afternoon, a young Ninja, known for his complete lack
of scruples - arrived there.  He was famous for using techniques
of provocation: he waited until his adversary made the first move
and then swiftly counterattacked, skillfully taking advantage of
any slightest mistake his adversary made.  He had never lost a
fight.  Hearing of the Ninja's reputation, he had come to defeat
him, to increase his fame.  All the students were against the
idea, but the old master accepted the challenge.

All gathered on the town square, and the young man started
insulting the old master.  He threw a few rocks in his direction,
spat in his face, shouted every insult under the sun - he even
insulted his ancestors.  For hours, he did everything to provoke
him, but the old man kept smiling and remained impassive.  At the
end of the afternoon, by now feeling exhausted and humiliated,
the young warrior left.

Disappointed that the master had received so many insults
and provocations, the students asked: "How could you bear such
indignity?  Why didn't you use your sword, even if you might lose
the fight, instead of displaying such cowardice in front of us all?"

"If someone comes to you with a gift, and you do not accept
it, to whom does the gift belong?" asked the Ninja.  "To the
one who tried to deliver it," replied one of his disciples. "When
they are not accepted, they continue to belong to the one who
brought them." said the old ninja master.

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The whole master and student thing while wearing all that black tight leather had me worried long ago.

That's a lot of text for a small bit of wisdom Khorin, you can do better.

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The obstacle is the path.

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Alright, I'm willing to give up the katana if we ninjas get gatling guns instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3-VkbRSKQ

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Ah yes the Total War series. First they fuck it up, then everyone likes it. So they will probably continue like Shogun 2, another game series bites the dust.

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It's totally inaccurate. The french played a bigger role than the americans during that time.

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My 5 minute photoshop to make it more historically accurate.

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lol great :)

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That Thomeck-delay-kicking bussiness is like that asshole-retard dude that fucks your sister sometimes.

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It's totally inaccurate. The french played a bigger role than the americans during that time.

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My 5 minute photoshop to make it more historically accurate.

the mustasch is off center man, big fail
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It's frenchifically accurate, screw you.

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It's frenchifically accurate, screw you.

well the white flag makes it relly good but still :P
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I hope you guys get some sort of sticky balls deseases and smell like my armpits, sorry excusese for nolife fucking cunts you are.