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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2014, 10:41:41 pm »
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>Go to amsterdam or some other semibig dutch city, on a friday/saturday
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>Have a hit of extasy or mdma
>Give some to a random drunk hot dumb girl
>she gets high
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>???
>gf
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2014, 11:40:07 pm »
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6'3! tallboys squad
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2014, 01:13:28 am »
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2014, 01:42:28 am »
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6'3 or 6'4 here

schrodingers height

how u not know how tall u are

how many years have you had to measure this
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2014, 01:46:25 am »
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>Go to amsterdam or some other semibig dutch city, on a friday/saturday
>VMBO-sletjes.jpeg
>Have a hit of extasy or mdma
>Give some to a random drunk hot dumb girl
>she gets high
>hallucinations.gif
>???
>gf


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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2014, 02:16:59 am »
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6'3 or 6'4 here

schrodingers height

how u not know how tall u are

how many years have you had to measure this

it's a technicality:

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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2014, 10:03:27 am »
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How much is 6 ft? 180 cm?

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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2014, 10:53:00 am »
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mericans gib a good cm/m to whatever that other measure of yours is translator, I seriously can't find one.

What does 6'5 mean anyway, 6 feet tall and 5 feet wide, or what? I dun get it.  :|

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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2014, 10:58:06 am »
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mericans gib a good cm/m to whatever that other measure of yours is translator, I seriously can't find one.

What does 6'5 mean anyway, 6 feet tall and 5 feet wide, or what? I dun get it.  :|
it is 6 feet and 5 inches.
this equals to 6*30.48cm + 5*2.54cm
So 6'5 = 195.58cm = 1.96m
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2014, 10:58:34 am »
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How much is 6 ft? 180 cm?
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2014, 12:17:48 pm »
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2014, 12:36:24 pm »
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it is 6 feet and 5 inches.
this equals to 6*30.48cm + 5*2.54cm
So 6'5 = 195.58cm = 1.96m
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Yep, I find some converter but they suck and I am to dumb to use ...

So, I am a good, average 6'3 then.  :P

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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2014, 12:06:12 am »
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Real advice: make lots of friends, of both sexes. Hang out with them. Pay attention to the little things about yourself, and improve them. Make an effort to be the person you want to be- go to Meetups and stuff.

Eventually, people will show interest. When they do, return it.


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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2014, 12:20:59 am »
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Real advice: treat girls as if they were real people. Look at how most people are "hitting on girls." Do the opposite. Don't be a try-hard.
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2014, 12:25:41 am »
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Also, most people I know met their "partner" at some kind of party organised by some friends who invited their work collegues and suchlike, it pays to keep socially active.

Dont be afraid to use online dating it takes the scarey part out of introducing yourself somewere in a public place and trying to find out if the person is single.
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