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Guide to Hurting People in CRPG(WIP, Update 1/14)
« on: January 06, 2013, 08:27:53 am »
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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I will have more time on hand than I should. As such I shall write a guide to hopefully be followed by people to aid them in hurting other people(Only ingame, do not attempt at home). I will do my best to keep proper grammar, which is not saying much. If questions be had, PM me. This guide will only cover my basic philosophy that I go through in my mind as I stab people in the kidney. This guide is also not to be confused with the regular Norse Horde Doctrine, Guide to Being a Viking Warrior. That is a much more specific, and possibly horribly outdated by now work of the past which you probably don't have access to anyways.

Note: Updates suspended until university is under control.

Note: Constructive Criticism is always welcome. If your reply is applicable to a section I write, it may be added. Separate topic related information will be placed in a sub-section on the bottom of my guide. Credit will always be given.

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Re: Guide to Hurting People in CRPG(WIP, Update 1/14)
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 06:00:37 pm »
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Zan is bad.
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Re: Guide to Hurting People in CRPG(WIP, Update 1/14)
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 06:51:02 pm »
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(If you memorize someones armor combination and it is not who believe they were, I am not to be held responsible if you get horribly murdered on approach.)

Haha this happened on me today. I was aiming at killing a dangerous awlpike user in siege, I moved in and killed him with an overhead; only to see that he was someone else from the same clan of my intended target. He was using the same equipment as him. (I will not mention the names to avoid turning this into e-peen thread, but I think I gave enough hints :wink: )
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Seems the fascists are gaining ground once again in UKR... right vving politics is SO bad for the general populace but STILL in times of trouble the uneducated turn to them for help, simply because they are so amoral they vvill supply those vvilling to fight vvith vveapons rather than knovvledge.

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Re: Guide to Hurting People in CRPG(WIP, Update 1/14)
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2013, 08:50:58 pm »
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You should add advices about moving from point A to point B.
As an archer I can give you a tip: never ryn in straight line more than 1 second.
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Re: Guide to Hurting People in CRPG(WIP, Update 1/14)
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2013, 09:48:46 pm »
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You have to be a good archer, to be able to learn how to dodge :P
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Seems the fascists are gaining ground once again in UKR... right vving politics is SO bad for the general populace but STILL in times of trouble the uneducated turn to them for help, simply because they are so amoral they vvill supply those vvilling to fight vvith vveapons rather than knovvledge.

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Re: Guide to Hurting People in CRPG(WIP, Update 1/14)
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2013, 05:50:38 pm »
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I'm not so bad, but still there are better guys than I am. :mrgreen:
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Re: Guide to Hurting People in CRPG(WIP, Update 1/14)
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2013, 08:14:49 pm »
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Good work Zan!
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