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General Discussion / Re: CRPG 2 illuminatia foundations

« on: December 09, 2022, 09:31:18 pm »

We all didn't become "kings" on the forum for no reason.

Our next order of business should be to petition the admins to present old/veteran crpg players with a "welcome back" package that includes:

1. 100k gold

and/or

2. a couple millions XP

The royalty should NOT be asked to suffer and bear the countenance of rags.

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Guides / Re: The 2022 Archery guide

« on: August 19, 2022, 04:09:41 am »

Thank you for making this

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Unban Essays / Re: unban everyone

« on: October 12, 2021, 05:20:33 pm »

Agreed. 

“Nothing of your virtues is greater than clemency”
     -inscription on the sword of King Phillipe IV

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Buy / Need golds? Buying LPs

« on: September 29, 2021, 11:38:51 pm »

Hello,

I'm buying LP's for around 450k each.  Offers are up.

I know you have more LP's than you need.  You also have a ton of gold, BUT YOU CAN HAVE MOAR.

Be the Scrooge McDuck you've always wanted to me. Swim in that shit.

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General Discussion / Re: Welcome Back Package [150k Gold, 3 Heirloom Points, 3 Point Reforges]

« on: September 22, 2021, 06:45:08 pm »

Praise!

character: Penitent_Turtler

package sent ✔

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Spam / Re: P-P-P-P-PUNISHED

« on: April 17, 2019, 05:33:38 pm »

I killed Narmin last night in fair 3 on 1 combat.

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Announcements / Re: 0.5.3.0: Reset without Regrets

« on: March 06, 2018, 10:28:23 pm »

As it stands a shielder's only hope is to be able to outmaneuver a mauler (in other words, run away). It'd be dope if shields could have a bonus modifier in whatever the crusthrough calculation is so that they have an effective 1.5x their weight or something. That way they only slow you down by the amount of weight listed in their stats, but against mauls they appear to weigh a little more. Shouldn't be too hard to implement...

I've blocked CT before with a steel shield by getting right up in the mauler's face and thereby avoiding the "sweet spot" of their swing.  Lighter shields mess with this .. so I hope things work out in the end...

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Announcements / Re: 0.5.3.0: Reset without Regrets

« on: March 06, 2018, 08:48:43 pm »

FAAACK

Prof, remember that shield weight helps RESIST crushthrough ... and the steel shield and heavy board shield had the advantage of sometimes being able to block a long maul.

Please consider this!  You have nerfed some shields pretty hard, probably unintentionally.

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Sell/Trade / Re: Pent's Swappe Shoppe

« on: February 26, 2018, 04:11:09 pm »

Update -- Barbuta is +3 now.

I need the heaviest helms!  Protect my soft melon!

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General Discussion / Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.

« on: February 22, 2018, 09:28:25 pm »

Penitent,

You have received a warning for non-relevant posts in ban section. Ban/unban section is only for ban/unban requests and admin/witness comments.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.

I've been a ban lawyer for a long time.  Strange they don't allow attorney accompanyment in the courthouse.

BTW, I'm taking clients.  If you or someone you know has been mistreated by the admins, please call.  Payment only due if you win your case!  I've successfully represented Murdertron, among other high-profile clients.

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Sell/Trade / Re: Pent's Swappe Shoppe

« on: February 21, 2018, 08:04:57 pm »

(basically war horse)

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Announcements / Re: Santa's Presents

« on: February 21, 2018, 07:12:44 pm »

So, uh, what if we played during december (or maybe sometime before, i don't quite remember any more)?

You were playing before December, I remember.  I don't want to tire santa any more, but I always stick up for my siege-bros.

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Sell/Trade / Pent's Swappe Shoppe

« on: February 21, 2018, 07:09:15 pm »

I've got a few things for trade:

Lordly Pronoiarios Armor
Masterwork Irish Sword
Masterwork Longbow
Lordly Barbuta
Large Bag of Bodkin Arrows

I'm looking for:

A Heavy Helmet
European Lance
Knightly Arming Sword
Italian Sword
War Horse or other heavy horse

I'll consider all offers!  Pm me!

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Announcements / Re: Santa's Presents

« on: February 21, 2018, 04:05:34 am »

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Thank you, Professor.

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General Discussion / Re: First they kill the mod, and then they stole your money ....

« on: February 20, 2018, 04:15:27 pm »

I think he is talking about the mod (crpg) vs the game (okam).  He is accusing the devs of killing (neglecting) crpg to funnel players to Okam.  Then Okam died, so it's sad they ever started ignoring crpg, which has turned out to outlive our wildest expectations -- but would have been much healthier now if it was never killed/ignored by the devs.

We could have had this:

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But instead have this:

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But the past is the past, we have what we have, and goddamn it you better take care of your kitty and appreciate it for what it is.